Just Turned 18 & Transsexual Review

Reviewed by Drewcifer  on  1/8/2009

Where do I begin with this one? Lets start with the premise, just turned 18 year olds and transsexual. No way are any of these girls close to 18 (but they are definitely transsexual). Although they are all pretty decent looking, the sex is boring and uninspired, the direction and camera work terrible. There are no individual chapter stops within each performers scene, and they use condoms (boo!), which I hate in my porn. This is a colossal failure skip it as a rental or purchase. Audio/visual is average, nothing spectacular and as far as extras go, there are none except a promo to get you to text the company and a lame photo gallery-what a gyp. This is not the worst porn release Ive ever seen by far, but a long ways from the best. What a disappointment. Why do some porn studios think they can outright lie to us consumers and nobody calls them on it?

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 stars Carla Novaes, who’s dressed in pink lingerie and a pink hat, and teases the camera while sitting on a couch. She gets naked, strokes her big cock for the camera, and fingers her asshole until the “stud” enters. He starts licking and kissing her tits, and then sucks her cock and eats her ass. She then drops his drawers and gives him a decent blowjob while she jacks on her own cock. Then (using a condom) he fucks her cowgirl, and then missionary, and then doggie. They switch to reverse cowgirl and then the scene cuts to him jerking out a tiny load onto her breasts. She licks his cock and the scene fades out. I was frustrated with poor camera angles in this one, and there doesn’t seem to be any real good energy between the two performers. They could’ve been at a coffee shop having coffee or at home fucking, it would’ve been the same atmosphere between them.

Scene 2 stars May, the youngest looking performer on this release-and that’s not saying a lot. The scene opens with her naked on the bed and jacking on her hard cock. Enter the stud who starts kissing her and eventually fingers her ass pretty good-and that was pretty hot. Then she takes his cock in her mouth briefly before he decides to tit fuck her for awhile. They switch to the spoon position and he slides his cock into her ass (ouch!) in a rather painful looking scene. Then they switch to reverse cowgirl, while she jack on her hard cock until she pops a load right there over the both of them-HOT. Then they move to cowgirl, where he pumps her hard cut to him jacking off a load that shoots up her nose and on her lips, and the scene fades out. Good stuff here overall, mostly due to May’s enthusiasm and performance.

Scene 3 stars Leona Andrew, a tall giraffe looking tranny with braces, and she opens the scene by dancing and stripping for the camera. When she completely naked she sits down and jacks on her cock for the camera until the “stud” (and I use the term loosely) arrives to kiss and suck on her tits. She doesn’t waste any time and starts sucking on his rod (the best bj on this release). Then she gets down in doggie position and he eats her asshole (the stud showing off a tattoo that looks like the Gerber baby on his right shoulder blade-lame!). She blows him some more, and then they go to it in the doggie position. They switch to reverse cowgirl, and then move to the spoon position, and then missionary. Cut to Leona jacking off her cock until a little spurt of sperm shoots out onto her belly, and then it’s his turn; he jerks (she seems rather bored) out his nice thick load all over her tits. They kiss and the scene ends. This scene is much like the first one, poor camera angles and terrible chemistry between the performers; with most of the blame falling on Leona who seems rather bored by it all. …Yawn. Skip it.

Scene 4 stars Danielle Oliveria, a rather plain looking tranny with collagen lips, dances and disrobes for the camera, until she’s naked in which she jacks on her cock for the camera. Enter the stud, who’s already naked and sporting a hard-on, which she eagerly sucks on in a decent blowjob. Then they move to a doggie position to fuck; and then the spoon position. Then reverse cowgirl, and then missionary, where the scene cuts to him spraying his load onto her tits and chest. The scene ends abruptly (and with no cumshot from Danielle). Uninspired is the word here, with no zeal in the sex. Poor camera angles, and Danielle was soft almost the whole time. Skip it.

Scene 5 (final) stars Shakira Maia, a blonde with a Frankenstein brow, that opens the scene with her dancing and stripping for the camera until she is naked, then she sits on the couch, jerks on her cock and fingers her asshole (the best fingering on this disc). Enter the stud, who goes right to her asshole like a bee to honey, and eats it up. He fingers her ass before she starts blowing him with a deep throat even. Then, she gets on all fours and he eats her ass some more before sticking his dick in her ass. Then they move to cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and then spoon position. He pulls out takes his condom off and she starts sucking his cock; he fucks her face a bit before he blows a small load down the side of her face thereby ending the scene. Shakira seemed the most professional compared to all the performers here, but unfortunately was the least attractive (to me). Good chemistry here between them both, and the sex wasn’t as boring as the other scenes, but still I don’t think I can recommend this scene either. Skip it.

Bottom Line:
The premise falls flat, without even an apparent attempt, it seems, to live up to the title. Mostly poor, uninspired sex, skip this one entirely. Check out Third World Media’s Shemale Samba series for a much better time.