Big Omar's Rump Humping Holiday Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/24/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 96 min.

Production Date: 8 / 1999

Director: Big Omar Williams

Cast: Alice, Collette (known to some as Lisa), Jacqueline, Steffani, and of course, “Big Omar” Williams

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: It's been a while since I've watched some of Big Omar's stuff, but it's always been fun. I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's a huge disappointment, largely due to it barely having any rump humping!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting fresh talent and interracial action

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty weak, even by amateur standards. The audio balance is pretty good through most of the movie, but it does get a little weak at times. There's also a LOT of background noises including wind noises that almost kill the second scene. The video is presented in the full frame format and isn't a lot better. There are frequent shadows that interfere with every scene as well as plenty of camera motion. About the only really good thing about the technical aspects is that there isn't much grain.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu has the old, generic VCA style of a still in the background, the choices, and a clip of the movie. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the tart in it.

The Feature

Omar's back, and he's brought his main mate “Bert” along for the ride. This time he meets Alice, a travel agent, in the hopes of scoring a free holiday away. He gets the holiday, but it's not quite what he expected...

Scene 1 – Alice, “Bert”, and Big Omar Williams

Omar starts things out letting Bert know that he has to be on his best behavior rather than being all pervy with Alice because she's quite shy and he thinks he could score them a free holiday. They talk about her wanting to get into videos because she loves sex and doesn't get enough, her touching herself a little below the desk where nobody can see, and her fantasy of having sex on her desk at work. They try to put off her dad who's coming to pick her up from work when Omar wants to grant her fantasy, but when they learn he's already left decide they should get right to it with Omar asking for a free or cheap holiday in exchange. Alice pulls out his big black cock to start sucking it as Omar sits on her desk before letting him check out and suck her tits. She sits back in her chair and plays with herself for Bert as Omar gets undressed before letting Omar come back in to start fucking her missionary style in the chair. They also get in some doggie and missionary on the desk, and Alice pulls out Bert's cock so she can start sucking it as Omar fucks her. Omar takes her back for himself and works Alice through a little reverse cowgirl as well as more missionary work for both him and Bert. Finally, Alice gets down to take a nice facial from both guys before getting their holiday and heading out with their clothes.

This isn't too bad of a scene. Alice has a very nice “woman next door” feel to her, and for being one of her first times on film (if not her first), she gets into the action quite nicely. As usual Omar also looks to enjoy himself, and “Bert” makes a nice addition as well. That said, I was also a bit disappointed because there was absolutely no “rump humping” in the scene. It's a good vaginal scene, but it's still just a vaginal scene in a movie that sounds like it's going to revolve around anal sex. This scene isn't bad, but it ends up as a disappointment due to its lack of anal action.

Scene 2 – Steffani and Big Omar Williams

Steffani, an older looking blonde, meets Omar and Bert at the airport in Spain before taking them to where they're staying. Omar's not happy when the place is in the middle of nowhere with no windows or bed, so she offers him a blowjob to start trying to make things right. Omar eagerly takes her up on it before helping her strip down so he can check out her nicely natural tits. He lets her play with herself lightly before fucking her from behind, and moves on to give her some missionary fucking and a reverse cowgirl ride around the ruin of a room. Steffani moves on to let him fuck her ass from behind with a little standing assfucking mixed in before Omar gives her a nice creamy facial.

This is an okay scene. Steffani has an average look, but takes it in the ass very well. The camera work is a little weaker than normal with a lot of camera motion, but the bigger problem here is the audio. There's a lot of wind noise throughout the scene, and it was impossible to filter out. This scene just didn't do too much for me.

Scene 3 – Jacqueline and Big Omar Williams

While walking to the next village, Omar meets short haired brunette Jacqueline. Of course their conversation turns to sex and her tits come out for him to suck. He's surprised when he finds a nipple ring, and Jacqueline encourages him to play with it and pull it a bit. They take a break to kiss, and Jacqueline gives his nipples a little oral love in return before he directs her down to his shorts. Jacqueline gives him a slow blowjob before standing up so he can admire her from behind. Omar also checks out her pussy before they move so Jacqueline can brace herself against something as he fucks her from behind. Jacqueline rides Omar in the cowgirls next, and then lets him take her in missionary and doggie. Finally Omar gives her an average pop to finish things up.

This is one of those good news / bad news scenes. The good news is that the audio is much better and is free of the background noises. There's also some decent chemistry between Jacqueline and Omar with Jacqueline taking Omar's oversized bone extremely well. The bad news is that once again, there's no rump humping! At this point half of a movie with a title that suggests anal sex doesn't have any! The lack of anal sex took a scene that had a chance to end slightly above average and finished it below average instead.

Scene 4 – Collette and Big Omar Williams

When cute brunette Collette finds Omar eyeing a boat, he plays it up claiming to own the boat. She talks to him about time shares and gets him to come look at one where Omar decides to go skinny dipping. Collette strips down to join him before Omar starts asking her about incentives to buy in. She gives him a bit of a naked lap dance before letting him run his hands around her, and then starts to work him over orally as he sits on the edge of the pool. Collette gives Omar a little more of a show before letting him fuck her doggie style and in both cowgirls. They go back for a bit more doggie fucking and some missionary work while also mixing in a little more reverse cowgirl action. Finally, Omar comes up to give Collette a nice pop in and around her mouth.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. No, it doesn't have anal, but Collette has a great body and a great spirit that comes across nicely. There's some very nice chemistry between her and Omar, and the story sequences are nicely fun. There's a part of me that really wants to dislike this scene for once again not having any anal, but at the same time I just can't dislike Collette. Even without anal action, I couldn't help but like this scene.

Big Omar's Rump Humping Holiday is a good sized disappointment. Yes, this is European, so by holiday he's referring to a vacation rather than something like Christmas where this title would be sure to land him on Santa's “Naughty” list. Sadly, it didn't have to be so. The sex isn't bad, but it isn't particularly great either. Collette easily wins the best scene with a fun lead-in complete with a nice tease and some passionate sex that sadly doesn't include anal. This really stands out in a movie whose title makes it sound like it's going to completely revolve around anal sex. I suppose I could live with the first scene not being anal, as that was just Omar trying to score his holiday, but once his holiday started there's no reason the anal should go right with it. With two other scenes not having any anal, the lack of it in the first scene sticks out just as badly rather than coming off as something one can live with. The action also isn't just lacking anal, it completely avoids anything about the ass. There's no ass worshiping, ass fingering, rimming, or anything else that might showcase what are some nice rumps here. Steffani does give up the ass, but her scene has such lousy technical aspects that I couldn't help but keep the remote nearby. Yes, Omar's charm and fun spirit is there, but that just isn't enough to save this one. Big Omar's Rump Humping Holiday can be easily skipped.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half with about seven seconds per good looking full screen capture. There's also contact information and a few boxcovers.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, foreign, interracial, group, and anal

Raincoat Factor: Medium

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of “Big Omar's” DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25 with many stores offering it near the low end. Even if you don't care about anal sex, that isn't a great price. The sex is okay in the movie, but there's virtually no anal action. The technical aspects are also weak, and there's no effort put into the extras. This was a very disappointing DVD.

Note to VCA: It appears that you've changed some titles in this series in the past. This would have been another very good one to change with how misleading it is.

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