Black & Stacked (Score) Review

This dvd stinks. This is only a release for those out there that absolutely LOVE - huge-titted women flopping around in horrible sets that looked like they were stolen from some 80s porn company. Non-attractive women who couldn’t make a gnat’s dick hard. Lousy sound, bad camera work, hardly any hardcore sex......

Oh, I’m sorry for getting off-topic. Let me tell you what I really think.

I recently went through a faze where, very honestly, I was writing three paragraph reviews. I was doing a disservice to those who come to ADT and get their reviews, and those who base their renting or buying purchases on reviews that I or many others may have written. It was when a very wonderful person (and you know exactly who you are - Thanks!) That made me see the error of my ways. You should give all the information you feel is important so people can make the best choices.

I say that to say this. There isn’t one redeemable thing in this feature that I can recommend, save for big-titty lovers who really don’t care about shape or size. They love them just because they’re huge. So for you, right on. Do the damn thing.

THE LAST SCENE on the disc that illustrates perfectly what I’m talking about. Two ladies, one healthy and one fat, play with each other’s tits. Now, I don’t have any problem what that because having this been the first time seeing a release from Score, I was expecting some sex between both ladies (I skipped to this scene first). Boy, imagine my surprise when I realized that that was ALL they were going to do. They took the longest time getting undressed, while spending most of their time jumping up and down, rubbing each others’ tits, and looking at the cameraman. They did seem to enjoy themselves, even when the action switched to some mats that were laid out and when they oiled themselves up and play wrestled. They ended the scene by giving each other a shower, and rubbing soap all over those huge gazoombies (a shout out to Pee Wee from Porky’s) and leaving it at that, but there was no sex between them ( I guess you can’t count titty rubbing as sex. Bill Clinton wouldn’t). It was extremely disappointing, especially since the previous scene had a lighter skinned woman playing with herself and fucking herself with a vibrator with the sexual heat of an air-conditioner.

Leave this one alone. If you are looking for hot times with big titted women, run from this disc with the speed of The Flash. But, for those who are into this line of pron, run out and get it. Just don’t be expecting much when you get it home by way of lesbian or single-lady sex. You will be disappointed. Enjoy (if you can). Later.