Those Who Service In the Military Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/5/2005

Did you ever know anyone who kept up a constant stream of meaningless chatter in a high-pitched voice that rattled on like machine gun fire and drove you absolutely bonkers? Well, you’ll find him behind the camera at Barrack X 69. He simply will not shut up. Apparently being turned on by the guys pounding their puds in front of him makes him nervous so he yaps, yaps, yaps like a little frightened dog. He thinks he’s funny too. He’s not. “A submarine is a long black thing filled with seamen” is the apex of his humor. Once I started viewing I realized why this sat in my viewing pile for eons. After having viewed one of these recordings with the poor man’s Jay Leno I was not up to another one anytime soon. It will be even longer before I view one again.

The guys are not half bad. In fact some are damn cute, and I’m really amazed that they are able to get hard and cum with motor-mouth going on incessantly. I certainly can’t.

The action for the first three scenes takes place outdoors at a pool. Toby, a young army guy in a uniform and green beret, is up first. He’s what we would call in the South ‘a good ole boy’. He has a smooth bod and a nice-sized dick. He gets a helping mouth from Gus who will reappear later as the receiver and not the giver of a blowjob. Gus sucks cock well. Toby shoots a fine load, pumping his dick while Gus sucks on his balls.

The second guy is a sailor who is unnamed. However, his sucker is called Kenny. Kenny is cute as buttons and he can really suck a dick. This kid deserves to be in a real film. The sailor sits on the edge of the pool. Kenny is in the pool. Finally removing his top, we see that the sailor has rings in both nipples. When constant chatterer stops for breath we can hear the sailor moaning in delight from the super blowjob he’s getting.

It’s now Gus’ turn to be on the receiving end. Gus is ready. When he drops his trousers his dick is stiff and juts out proudly from his hairless crotch. (None of these guys wear underwear. Doesn't the military supply it any more?) Gus' sucker is Cory, a little lad who doesn’t look eighteen. After Gus cums, Cory licks the spent dick, and then licks some cum from Gus’ belly. “I don’t want you drinking out of my glass,” the nattering twit behind the camera tells him.

It’s inside now as we find Dan O’Brien reclining on a bed. Dan is nineteen and married, but Dan—married since sixteen—likes the guys. He tells of finding a guy on the Internet and inviting home one time when his daughter and wife were out. He says they went down on one another and he fucked the guy. Dan is very cute. His sucker is Sawyer, a long haired young guy with a huge cock. Since Dan says he went down on the guy from the Internet I wish he’d sucked Sawyer. (I certainly would have!) It takes him a long time to cum. It might have been shorter if he’d been allowed to concentrate on getting blown, without the distractions from the local Henny Youngman.

The last duo is Shandar a cute young African-American with dreadlocks. He’s in a Jacuzzi with a guy who I thought I heard him say his name was Michael but motor-mouth calls him Philippe. Anyway he’s cute with short curly hair. The young black has a big cock. “Oh, a black Moby Dick,” our resident yuckster remarks. It’s the last thing I hear him say. I simply can’t stand him any longer. This time when I turn then sound off (I had done this many times before) it stays off!

The only way to watch this film is to watch it with the sound off, or better still—as the action is pretty damn slow—is to watch at 2x which has the double advantage of silencing the yapper and speeding up the action. Indeed without sound I would have given this two more stars. As it is, I’m surprised I’m giving it one.