M.I.L.T.F. (Mothers I'd Like To Fuck) 14 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/10/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 120 min.

Production Date: 9 / 14 / 2004

Director: S. Morris

Cast: Lena Ramon, Estella Spangled, Celestia Star, Mia, Dino Bravo, Rick Masters, and Andrew Andretti

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Heatwave hasn’t went out of their way to impress me yet, but with Lena Ramon in this one I’ve gotta check it out!

Initial Reaction: S. Morris just earned himself a place on the list of directors I’d rather avoid.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a porno that keeps the sex nicely captured and balanced

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is decently balanced, but there are a few minor background noises. The video is also okay. It’s lit pretty well but there are some noticeable shadows. There’s also a bit of grain and pixelation and some camera motion that interferes with things.

Music: The music rests nicely in the background, but is extremely cheesy and very repetitive. At the start of the movie it doesn’t help anything much, and by the time the movie is a little over half done it’s so annoying that it brings the scenes down badly.

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp to the movie, which always ticks me off. Without a time stamp one is limited to the chapter breaks for where you can go in the movie, and I sometimes want to go right back where I last was without having to scan through most of the movie. From what I understand it takes virtually nothing for either time or money to include a time stamp, so whenever I see a movie without one I can’t help but think that the company doesn’t care too much for the people who support them.

False Advertising: Jonny Zinn is listed in the credits but never appears in the movie. I’m deducting a half point from the overall score because of it.

Menus: The menus are completely underwhelming. The main menu has a black and white still with a box where you have to select the choices twice to make them work. The chapter menu just adds a few stills with chapter numbers for you to make your selection.

The Feature

Heatwave’s M.I.L.T.F. series goes with a simple and obvious premise, older women taking on younger guys. Each scene has a quick setup for the scene and then moves right in with the sex without ever identifying the girls.

Scene 1 - Estella Spangled and Andrew Andretti

Estella, a very nice looking Hispanic lady, is stopped on her way to the pool and propositioned about having a few pics taken of her. When they get to the studio she strips out of her dress to show off her bikini, as well as a pierced and tattooed navel. She doesn’t need much encouragement to show off her big fat titties, and her pussy (which has shot out two kids) follows soon after. The camera guy gives her a toy so she can get herself ready for the photo shoot, and as she works herself over she asks about having a few pics taken with Andrew. The cameraman quickly agrees, and watches as Estella sucks away on Andrew’s cock. She plays with her pussy as she sucks him and then lets Andrew go to work eating her pussy. She moans away as Andrews fucks her missionary style and then climbs up to bounce on his bone cowgirl style. Estella makes sure to suck Andrew’s cock a few times as he works her over, and even slaps her ass a few times and strokes his cock as he fucks her from behind. They work back through missionary and cowgirl before getting in a bit of reverse cowgirl and some spooning. Finally, Andrews unleashes a massive load across Estella’s face.

This scene didn’t do a lot for me. Estella is a good looking MILF, and with the hints of stretch marks on her stomach there’s no doubt as to whether or not she’s really a mom. The problem all lies with director S. Morris. He’s a bit annoying by talking way more than he should and he seems more concerned with Estella’s pussy than anything else. It doesn’t matter if she’s getting fucked or sucking cock, he’s going to make sure you get a good, clear view of her pussy. He also seemed to make a deliberate effort to now show Andrew, which I guess with the size of Andrew’s bald spot I can’t blame him. Regardless, about the only thing this scene made want to get action with is my remote control.

Scene 2 - Lena Ramon and Rick Masters

Sultry brunette Lena is spotted going through the parking lot next wearing a blue dress. After getting back, Lena strips down for the dickhead director as he mouths off and starts to play with her pussy using the vibe he offers her. Rick joins in to finger her pussy before pushing the toy aside to eat it while Lena laughs and moans away. She sucks Rick’s cock when it’s offered to her and then lies back for him to fuck her missionary style. Lena also bounces on Rick’s cock in both cowgirls with a little doggie sandwiched in the middle. They go back for a bit more missionary before Lena sits up and lets Rick cum in front of her face with all but a couple drops hitting him on his other hand.

Lena Ramon is one of my five favorite porn babes. Don’t ask me where she is in that list, since I hate to put that much thought into things like that. That said, this scene bored the hell out of me. Lena looks like she’s having a great time, but the director is annoying enough again that I couldn’t help but wish that Rick would stop fucking Lena and shove his cock in the director’s mouth to shut him the hell up. Lena looks like she’s having a lot of fun in the scene, and laughs and smiles quite a bit through it. Sadly, I had a feeling that she was phoning in part of her performance as well and the camera work just seemed off for most of the scene. It rarely showed all of both Lena and Rick, and without seeing both performers I rarely get much of a feeling of chemistry. There’s also quite a bit of camera motion and some bad angles that held this one back for me. This is another dud of a scene.

Scene 3 - Celestia Star and Andrew Andretti

Celestia, a hot dirty blonde with a nicely implanted rack, gets picked up in the parking lot next. She gives the director a little show in the car before heading back to his place and briefly playing with herself with the goy. She’s joined by Andrew, who jerks off watching her and then lets her suck his cock. He goes after Celestia’s pussy orally before titty fucking her quickly. After exhausting all the foreplay options her can think of, Andrew goes down to fuck Celestia missionary style. They move on through a bit of reverse cowgirl and spooning before going with a cowgirl ride so they can each play with Celestia’s ass. Celestia gets a little nasty by sucking Andrew’s fingers clean before Andrew pile drive her pussy. Celestia gets in a little doggie style before Andrew goes back to fucking her missionary style. Finally, she takes a slightly below average facial to finish things up.

This is an okay scene. Celestia is good looking and puts out a decent performance. She plays to the camera a bit much, but puts out some decent energy. Thankfully S. Morris keeps his mouth shut for most of the scene, which gave this scene a definite lead over the others. This is a pretty average scene.

Scene 4 - Mia and Dino Bravo

Mia, a good looking Polish lady who admits to being well past thirty, slowly and shyly strips down before playing with her pussy a little. Dino moves in to help her play, and licks her pussy briefly before getting a blowjob in return. Of course he moves on to fuck her missionary style first before letting her bounce on his bone cowgirl style and take it doggie style. After going for a reverse cowgirl ride, Mia lets Dino fuck her ass doggie and reverse cowgirl style, which brings her to a nice looking orgasm. Finally, Mia lets Dino pop a nice load across her open mouth.

If not for S. Morris’s fucking commentary this would have easily been the best scene in the movie. Mia is darn good looking for her age and gets into the sex extremely well. She’s nicely vocal and bucks back extremely well. She also takes the anal quite well, which helps her edge out the other girls in the movie. This is another pretty average scene, but Mia had the potential to make it much better.

I started thinking that MILTF 14 was a one trick pony. Then I realized that I was a little off. It’s actually a one trick pony that somebody put a couple five hundred pound people on that squashed it to the ground so that it couldn’t even do its one trick decently any more. The girls here look like they have some good potential, and put some nice energy, vocals, and smiles into their scenes. Unfortunately, S. Morris’s camera work and mouth held back every single scene to the point that I was extremely thankful to have a remote. The second half is better than the first half, but I don’t think a single scene here made it past the average mark. MILTF 14 is a movie that’s best passed by.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about two minutes with six seconds per good looking snapshot. There’s also phone sex crap and web information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, mature women, tease, toys, masturbation, titty fucking, anal, and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Heatwave DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25 with stores appearing to have them at one extreme or the other. Skip this one. The sex is okay at best and held back badly by the camera work and direction. The technical aspects are pretty average but there’s barely any effort put into the extras. This is a poor DVD of a poor movie.

Note to Heatwave: A little polish all around could go a very long way...

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