Creamed 2 (Anarchy) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  6/1/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 116 min.

Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2003

Director: Erin Sky

Cast: Cytherea, Giselle Collins, Laurel Berry, Lisa Nicole, Reese, Benjamin Brat, Brett Rockman, John West, and Johnny Thrust

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: After all I’ve watched of Anarchy’s work I have quite a few expectations. None of them are good.

Initial Reaction: It’s about as exciting as putting back together used toilet paper.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the stars who don’t care if they take real creampies or not

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real crampies or a movie where it feels like the people making it are passionate about porn

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, and although I didn’t hear too many background noises there was some noticeable dubbing. It also looked like some of the video might have been reused a few times during some of the scenes. The video is nicely lit and clear, but there are some poor angles and quite a bit of camera motion. The cameraman occasionally gets into the shots as well.

Music: There’s a little music during the tease portions, but that’s it.

False Advertising: As usual, Anarchy / Python shows that they are unable to be completely honest with their cover claims. Once again they state the DVD offers “Direct Scene & Action Access”, which means that in addition to the chapter menu, or perhaps built into the chapter menu, you have the ability to go directly to specific sex acts or different parts of the scene. Once again, they only offer a cheap and generic chapter menu that earns them a half point penalty for not delivering what they claim.

Menus: The main menu is okay at best. It combines the cover still with a little animation to give a decent first impression. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a chapter number and a clip that’s too small to tell much of anything.

The Feature

Erin Sky takes things back a notch with Creamed 2. Each scene starts out with a quick tease and then gets on with the sex. As it’s a creampie movie, when the guys pop they always pop inside their partner’s pussy or ass. It’s far from a complex idea, but this is an Anarchy movie...

Scene 1 - Giselle Collins and Benjamin Brat

Giselle starts things out walking down a staircase in some sexy pink underthings and crawling over to Ben to suck his cock. She lets Ben pull her hair as he starts fucking her face and moves on to lie back on a couch to completely submit to his face fucking and to eat his ass. Ben licks and fingers her ass in return, and even gives her a few tastes of her ass off his fingers before fucking her pussy from behind. After he gets his cock lubed up with Giselle’s pussy juices, Ben moves it into her ass. He gives her several tastes of her ass as he fucks it, and keeps it up as they work through missionary and reverse cowgirl. He moves back to her pussy for a little cowgirl action, and then lies her back to pile drive her ass. Ben apparently pops in Giselle’s ass, as he has her get up and squeeze it out on his chest. Apparently she squeezes a drop out, and it’s so small Ben has to point at it for her to see it to lick it up.

This is a decent scene. Ben and Giselle have good chemistry and nice energy. It does have some fairly major faults. First is the camera work, which often felt like it was just aimed at the penetration and left to run. Second was the ending. I never saw a drop of cum and there were several cuts between the pop and the supposed drop that came out. I want to believe this was a real creampie, but I can’t help but have my doubts and those doubts really hold back this scene.

Scene 2 - Reese and Johnny Thrust

After bottle blonde Reese does a little dance in some lingerie, she lies back on a couch and starts diddling herself. She’s joined by Johnny, who scolds her before going down to take care of her barely trimmed pussy with his tongue and fingers. Johnny moves on to give Reese a nice throat fucking before fucking her pussy missionary style. He flips her back to ride him cowgirl style, and they mix in plenty of spitting before Johnny fucks her from behind. Reese hops back on for a reverse cowgirl ride and encourages Johnny to spank her hard. Finally, Johnny supposedly pops in her pussy and then has her squeeze it out over some grapes. Finally, she eats a grape.

Most of this scene had the potential of being pretty darn hot, but instead it ends up barely making it past the average mark. Johnny and Reese look like they’re into each other pretty good, but the camera work leaves a heck of a lot to be desired. It often has odd angles that didn’t work and even when it gets a decent angle it spends so much time in it that it kills it. Reese shows some nice potential here, but the camera work never lets you get too good of a view of it. If that isn’t enough, I’m about 95% certain that the creampie was faked. Whatever Reese squeezed out of her snatch, it sure didn’t look like cum. There was also a cut before she squeezed it out that moved from the background to whatever it was flowing out of her pussy onto the grapes like she couldn’t hold whatever was squirted into her in. I’m about 95% certain that this creampie was faked. This scene hovers just above the suck mark.

Scene 3 - Lisa Nicole and Brett Rockman

Brett starts out the third scene leading a leashed Lisa down a hallway wearing a black skirt, bra, and stockings. When they get to a room he lets her drop his pants and go to work sucking his cock. He rewards her with a bit of pussy licking before having her climb up to bounce on him cowgirl style. Lisa makes sure to suck her juices off his cock a few times as she rides him in both cowgirls and lets Brett take her from behind. Finally, Brett ‘pops’ in Lisa’s pussy and has her roll over and try to squirt some out.

This scene never quite made it past the average level for me even at its best moments. Lisa’s definitely cute and puts out a nice fuck, but the scene seems very limited. The cowgirl positions seem to take forever, and once again the camera work and editing made me wonder if the people ‘working’ on the technical end of things had ever done this before. Finally, the creampie left me doubtful once again. This time I’m about 60% sure it’s faked. As usual there’s a cut between the “pop” and Lisa squeezing it out, and nothing comes out. There’s a little white goo where her ass meets the cushion, and to me it looked more like fake cum than real cum. This is a fairly boring scene topped off by a creampie that looks like it was faked.

Scene 4 - Laurel Berry and John West

After cute brunette Laurel, who looks like she has a couple more pounds than many porn fans like on her, reminds you that you’re watching Creamed Vol. 2 (in case anybody has started suppressing the memory already), she walks down the hallway to hook up with John. They kiss before Laurel throats his cock repeatedly. She lies back to let John tongue and finger her bald beaver before climbing up for a reverse cowgirl ride. She throats John’s cock again before unconvincingly asking him to put it in her ass. Laurel also lets John bone her butt from behind and in missionary before he moves back into her pussy. As he fucks it, some white goo that looks more like Elmer’s glue than anything flows out. John adds a little cum to her pussy as well before letting her squeeze it out onto a donut and supposedly eat it.

Four scenes in and there’s finally a clear creampie. Unfortunately, the rest of the scene is so boring that I almost fell asleep. I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be the only one since it really looks like Chico Redfield did here when editing it. I really can’t blame him as Laurel looks like she phones in the entire performance and just gives some generic moaning. Chico apparently woke up just in time to put a few cuts around the pop and the eating of the donut so that you can’t tell if Laurel ate the same donut or not. There was a fair amount of cum on the donut, and there doesn’t look like a single drop of anything flowing off it as they pick it up and she takes her bite. This is yet another lacking scene.

Scene 5 - Cytherea and Brett Rockman

After cracking her whip a few times behind a wall of glass blocks, Cytherea comes out in a hot black outfit to take on Brett, who’s ready and waiting lying back on a mattress. She gives him a bit of oral loving before letting Brett return the favor. Brett moves up to fuck Cytherea missionary style before spooning her, and manages to make her squirt after fucking her a bit. Cytherea lets go with several other squirts as Brett moves into fucking her from behind, and finishes things up letting Brett blow his ball butter in her beaver from behind and then fuck it in a little.

This is easily the best scene in the movie, and manages to make it above the average mark. Brett and Cytherea have great chemistry and put out plenty of energy. Once again there’s a cut around the creampie, but this time it’s pretty obvious that it’s a real load. Cytherea takes it extremely well and definitely finishes the movie on a high note.

Creamed 2 is anything but the cream of the crop. The cast looks pretty good, but the scenes are often boring and the creampies normally look like they were faked. There are two minor details that anybody who cares about making a decent creampie movie follow. First, you don’t put an editing cut between the pop and the girl squirting out the cum. Second, you focus on the cum when it does come out. These aren’t complex rules, yet Erin Sky and Anarchy threw them away quicker than most people should toss out Anarchy’s movies. Heck, the movie was over an hour and a quarter done before I saw a creampie I didn’t doubt, and then it was followed by a cumeating segment that I believed about as much as a politician’s campaign promise. If ignoring those golden rules of a good creampie movie aren’t enough, the camera work and sex is about as exciting as watching paint dry. The sequences are long and drawn out, and frequently done at an angle that just doesn’t seem right. They’re almost always slightly obstructed, at an angle that doesn’t let you see the girl’s face or the penetration decently, or so tight that they cut off some of the performer’s head. Creamed 2 feels like it had one person who cared a bit about what was happening (whoever did most of the art direction) while everybody else just wanted to slap out something to sell. Slap this one aside if you’re looking for a decent creampie movie.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Creamed, XXX Rated, Ass To Mouth, Pornstar, Pornstar 2, Tap That Ass, and London Shaggers 6. The photo gallery contains eleven good looking snapshots. There’s also weblinks, a behind the scenes featurette, and outtakes.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly ten minutes. The camera wanders throughout the production, capturing the scenes being shot, the stars hanging out, and even getting a few minor interviews with the girls after their shoots. It’s a decent behind the scenes featurette, but nothing that makes it too far past the average mark. The main thing it did was give me the feeling that Erin Sky wasn’t really director in anything more than name.

The outtakes lasts about eleven minutes. There’s quite a bit of extra sexual footage here, but very few funny outtakes. It’s definitely cut footage from the movie, and although there are a few humorous cuts, for the most part it just seems like footage that was cut out of the movie with good reason. There’s also a little footage of the still photos being shot as well as some behind the scenes clips. It’s an okay featurette, but feels cobbled together without offering too much.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female and female > male), anal, ass to mouth, creampies (vaginal and anal), cumfarting, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Anarchy’s DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $25, with several stores offering them for under $15. Skip this one. Most of the sex is fairly boring and almost all of the creampies appear to be faked. There’s also a few problems with the technical aspects, but there’s a bit of effort put into the extras. There’s some care put into this DVD, but not nearly enough.

Note to Anarchy: At least you’re consistent...

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