Babewatch 4 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  4/30/2004

“Babewatch #4” should have been titled “Babe un-watch,” as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown.

J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro
Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale
Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April)
Holly Body, Shawn Ricks
Abbey Gale, Buck Adams

This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series “Baywatch.” The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy. The sex ranges from marginally warm to down right cold.

Let this one sink to the bottom of the ocean.