Starbangers 3 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/19/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 67 min.

Production Date: 1993

Director: John T. Bone

Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton was one of the first stars to ever catch my eye, and the first to show me what an amazing thing squirting could be. I always look forward to her features, even thought what I’ve seen from Zane for DVDs has been extremely disappointing.

Initial Reaction: It’s an extreme disappointment.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an overly tame and hard to see gangbang

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done DVD and movie

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired and make the movie seem even more dated than it is. The audio isn’t too bad, and is fairly clear although sometimes a little soft. There are also a couple background noises. The video, however, is horrible. It’s extremely dark and shows plenty of grain. Surprisingly, the darkness is much worse than the grain.

Music: The music reeks of the early nineties. It’s decently balanced, which in this case might be considered too loud.

Disc Complaints: There’s no time stamp for the feature and it’s split over two titles with only one chapter for each title. The first title is 56 minutes while the second is 19 minutes (and only eleven of those are for the movie). Once you start the second title, you can’t go back unless you start the movie over.

Menus: Menus??????? We don’t need no stinking menus! You’ll watch the DVD without menus, and like it!

The Feature

Big tittied redhead Sarah Jane Hamilton finds herself by a magical castle. When she enters, she finds herself transformed from the red sundress and large hat she was wearing into a princess. She also finds a castle full of guys (including Joey Silvera dressed as a jester) waiting to serve her.

Scene 1 - Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy

Sarah starts out the first scene dropping to her knees in front of Jon Dough’s chair and starts working her over orally. She sucks and titty fucks him before moving over to Joey as the other guys watch and stroke themselves. She moves around to give the other guys a bit of loving before letting the old guy start out a little oral loving for her. Jon gets in the first fuck from behind before letting the other guys have a turn. Finally, one of them pops on her pussy and another on her tits before she wakens.

This is an okay gangbang scene. It moves along fairly well, but almost seems like it’s cut off and held back. It feels like Sarah wants to be nastier and get on with a little anal and squirting, but it never happens. Instead it’s held back to vaginal action and I was left a little disappointed.

Scene 2 - Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy

Sarah Jane strips down to a little lingerie and enters the moat when she sees T. T. and Joey at the other end. She finds the guys buck naked at the other end and heads right over to give him a kiss. He responds by going right to picking her up and fucking her against the bridge they’re on before letting her turn around so he can fuck her from behind. Jon takes the next turn, and even gets her to squirt. Not surprisingly, Sarah lets go with a few more squirts as the guys fuck her twat and work her through the cowgirls through the day and into the night. Finally, she has the guys come around her so she can suck them until they explode on her face and lets the guys who need it have a little more fucking.

This is another okay at best scene. Sarah gets into the action very well once again, but it feels limited without any anal or double penetrations (both of which Sarah Jane put in plenty of during her career). The camera work and editing feels lazy and the scene seems to go on forever. This is another disappointing scene when one considers the potential it had.

Starbangers 3 is a big disappointment. The action is extremely tame, and although Sarah Jane seemed to get into it pretty well, I couldn’t help but be bored. The camera work left plenty to be desired with its angles, and the movie seemed to last forever. I know it’s split between two scenes, but the only real difference between them is the location. I like the setup, which was creative and fun, but even that didn’t use its full potential. Starbangers 3 should be a gangbang worth remembering with Sarah Jane Hamilton’s usual level of energy, nastiness, and squirting ability, but barely any of that even comes out here.

The Extra Stuff

There’s phone sex crap before the movie and trailers after it.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, gangbang, and squirting

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Zane’s DVDs can be found online for between about $10 and $16 with a few stores offering them at the low end. Aim low here. The action is extremely tame, the technical aspects suck, and there’s no effort put into the extras.

Note to Zane: Learn how to add chapters!

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