Sweetie Situations Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  11/7/2004

There are three things I can count on in this life: death, taxes, and the Red Sox choking….er, scratch that last one. Add to the list: crappy porn from the Euros. Porn in Europe just doesn’t translate well to American taste. For example, take “Sweetie Situations” (even the title doesn’t quite translate). In fact, take it out of my DVD player and toss it in the nearest garbage can.

Where to start? Okay, the positives. Female talent ranging from acceptable to attractive to great looking. Lots of anal action. Facials for everyone. That’s’ about it!

What I hate: No identifying of the stars; overuse of slo-mo; long setups in a foreign language (7 ½ minutes for Scene 1); subtitled moaning (“Yes, I like it!”); soft “couples” music; too much kissing (even for a couples flick); way too much gaping; looping; bad editing (what’s up with the sideways shots?); and terrible camerawork (shaking, “peek-a-boo” style shooting).

Since In-X-Cess didn’t seem to think identifying the performers was important, I can’t give a scene-by-scene accounting. Suffice to say that if you find any of the stars attractive and want to see more of his/her work, you’re out of luck.

No condoms were used. The DVD included a Photo Gallery for its only extra.