Teen Perversion Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  2/24/2004

If your taste runs toward girls in pigtails sucking on lollipops, “Teen Perversion #1” is right up your alley. But be prepared to endure some boring sex along the way.

Gen Padova starts things off with a visit to the doctor, Mike Long. He examines her and proceeds to fuck her stupid. I say stupid, not silly, because there is no joy (or anything else) in this sex. Strictly by-the-numbers pro sex before he pops on her face.

Jay Ashley takes on Winter Devoe next and, again, both actors look like they would rather be undergoing a root canal. The facial is almost as flat as the rest of the scene.

Temptation is one of the real beauties in porn today, but in pigtails she just looks dumb. She goes to Long’s garage to pick up her daddy’s car, but ends up getting her own suspension checked. They do it in the back of a truck that looks uncomfortable, which explains why he moans more than she does. Her great chest is kept under a shirt throughout and she takes a closed-mouth facial.

Adding to Fiona Cheeks’ little girl appearance are some braces on her pearlies. Hershel Savage doesn’t seem to mind and dives right into her bed. Pretty uninspiring display of passion here that ends with a goo gob to Fiona’s kisser.

Last and, thankfully, least, another pigtail wearing brunette, Baby Doll, gets to play with Long. The sex is so cold here I thought I’d left my freezer door open. Part of the problem, I think, was that they tried to do a RC in a chair too small to accommodate them. She couldn’t move and he was forced to try to thrust upward without much room to maneuver. Whatever the reason, the sex was as lame as it gets in porn today, and there was no facial following the only anal of the movie.

I’d suggest you stay away from this dog unless you can’t get your fill of mature women dressed like young girls trying to screw like teens.