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(2.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: T.J. Hart, Aria
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Suitcase Jones
Release date: 4/25/2003
My Play Toy review summaries:
All reviews of My Play Toy
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: over 120 min. total (includes both angles) Production Date: 12 / 17 - 18 / 2003 Director: Suitcase Jones Cast: Aria, T. J. Hart, Kyle Stone, and Dillion Day The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had much more bad luck from interactive DVDs than good luck. I now seem to go into every one except for a few with low expectations. Ive been impressed enough with Smashs other releases that Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly good! Who Should Watch It : Fans of sex simulators who are willing to forgive some of the early technology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting top of the line technology where you cant tell any of the loops restart The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little throughout the feature. All of the video looks very good. Its well lit and has very little grain. The audio is where the problem comes in, and thankfully its not a big problem. [read the full review]
review from 4/2/2004:
The Little Details Running Time: over 120 min. total (includes both angles) Production Date: 12 / 17 - 18 / 2003 Director: Suitcase Jones Cast: Aria, T. J. Hart, Kyle Stone, and Dillion Day The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had much more bad luck from interactive DVDs than good luck. I now seem to go into every one except for a few with low expectations. Ive been impressed enough with Smashs other releases that Im really not sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its surprisingly good! Who Should Watch It : Fans of sex simulators who are willing to forgive some of the early technology Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting top of the line technology where you cant tell any of the loops restart The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects vary a little throughout the feature. All of the video looks very good. Its well lit and has very little grain. The audio is where the problem comes in, and thankfully its not a big problem. [read the full review]
facialicious'
I am going to keep this short because there are other reviews of this movie. This movie is terrible and very weak. Even if you are a huge TJ Hart or Aria fan, dont bother. Cons: 1. Cant see girls heads in sex positions 2. Fake cumshots are more laughable then anything 3. The 2 real cumshots are lame 4. There are only two threesome segments 5. No enthusiasm 6. Blowjob scenes (my favorite in a movie like this) are poorly done Pros: 1. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2003:
I am going to keep this short because there are other reviews of this movie. This movie is terrible and very weak. Even if you are a huge TJ Hart or Aria fan, dont bother. Cons: 1. Cant see girls heads in sex positions 2. Fake cumshots are more laughable then anything 3. The 2 real cumshots are lame 4. There are only two threesome segments 5. No enthusiasm 6. Blowjob scenes (my favorite in a movie like this) are poorly done Pros: 1. [read the full review]
Nat Hocken's
My Play Toy, starring TJ Hart and Aria, is just about the nuttiest porn movie Ive ever watched. Now, I watched it because I was curious, curious to see what an interactive DVD sex simulator might be. Ive seen interactive scenes before and learned right away I wasnt a fan, but I thought perhaps an entire disc might be different. Anyway, it was worth a look. If you like these kinds of things, you can stop reading now. Like certain fetishes, I just dont get it. Maybe it takes an imagination in some ways shaped by video games. I couldnt tell you, though, because Dragons Lair was about as far as I went in that directionand if you remember when that came out, you know how far behind the times I am. In any case, what weve got here is a series of short scenes accessible through various menus and sub-menus. The main menus are Tease, Fetish, and Sex. Interestingly, Blowjob falls under the Fetish heading, along with Titty Fuck and Foot Fuck. I dont get that, either, really, though Aria takes a load in the face. But a load of what? I said this movie was nutty. [read the full review]
review from 8/4/2003:
My Play Toy, starring TJ Hart and Aria, is just about the nuttiest porn movie Ive ever watched. Now, I watched it because I was curious, curious to see what an interactive DVD sex simulator might be. Ive seen interactive scenes before and learned right away I wasnt a fan, but I thought perhaps an entire disc might be different. Anyway, it was worth a look. If you like these kinds of things, you can stop reading now. Like certain fetishes, I just dont get it. Maybe it takes an imagination in some ways shaped by video games. I couldnt tell you, though, because Dragons Lair was about as far as I went in that directionand if you remember when that came out, you know how far behind the times I am. In any case, what weve got here is a series of short scenes accessible through various menus and sub-menus. The main menus are Tease, Fetish, and Sex. Interestingly, Blowjob falls under the Fetish heading, along with Titty Fuck and Foot Fuck. I dont get that, either, really, though Aria takes a load in the face. But a load of what? I said this movie was nutty. [read the full review]