One for the Gusher 2 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/5/2003

Running Time: 84 min.

Production Date: 5 / 30 / 2003 thru 7 / 27 / 2002

Director: Roman Pornanski

Cast: Jade, Sabrina, Dulce, Luna Blanca, Alexis, Jason, Will Ravage, John Janiero, Ty, Louie Maso, and Andrew Riviera

Initial Expectations: I have no clue what to expect here other than this one should have a few ladies I haven’t seen before or much of.

Initial Reaction: It’s all wet, and not in the good way.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who’s turned on by unattractive women

Who Should Avoid It:

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. There’s a few background noises here and there, but it’s balanced pretty well. The video is also pretty good. There’s a little bit of grain but it’s even throughout the feature and the action is nicely lit.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are fairly typical. The main menu has a little animation to give it a decent first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a chapter based on a snall clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: One For the Gusher 2 collects five sex scenes. The scenes are unrelated, but each one has a bit of squirting. The girls start out with a little masturbation before they get it on with a guy or two or three.

Luna, who looks to be Latino, starts things out saying that she just got off work and inviting the cameraman / you to follow her home. She’s happy “you” did so now she can show how she masturbates. She happily strips down and gently diddles herself while the camera frequently moves in so close that I expected to see Luna’s tonsils. She lightly rubs herself before grabbing a pair of dildos from beneath her pillow. She continues to lightly work herself over with one of them before bringing in a guy to finish the job. The redheaded guy, who I don’t recognize, licks Luna’s lower lips before she happily sucks his cock. They fuck missionary style before the guy turns Luna around and oils up her nice plump ass. He fucks her from behind before spooning her, and they finish thing up with Luna riding him and taking his pop from her ass all the way up to her shoulder. He fucks her a bit more, with Luna riding him reverse cowgirl style, and she takes a second pop on her face. Afterwards she lets go with a squirt that looks very fake.

This is one heck of a boring scene. Luna isn’t that attractive, and although you can tells he’s into it, everything’s so slow that I was yawning before the guy even joined the scene. The squirt looking as fake as it did at the end due to the scene cutting out and the camera focusing in on it just before she lets go with a large burst also didn’t do anything for me.

Alexis, an unattractive and flat chested Latino with way too many tattoos, also likes to play with herself. She strips down to show off her cookie, and also shows off her picket rocket that she puts to work on her pierced puss. She lets go with a juicy orgasm that actually appears to be real rather than gushing out like her puss was a fire hose. Afterwards she’s joined by a guy with a bit of a pot belly and starts sucking his cock. They fuck missionary and doggie style before the guy pops on her tits. Afterwards Alexis diddles herself until she lets go with a fake looking squirt.

This was a really odd scene for me. For the first time in my memory, a girl stripped down for a porno scene and I almost started shouting for her to put her clothes back on. This girl did absolutely nothing for me, and with how slow everything started there was no human way that I could keep my fingers from hitting the fast forward button. She gained my attention with the realistic squirt, but the camera work quickly lost it when it felt that it had to get so close on the blowjob that you couldn’t even see all of Alexis’ head. The camera work continues to be that bad throughout the scene. This is another scene that’s best skipped.

Jade, an average looking Oriental, invites the cameraman / you to come home with her. She diddles herself with her fingers before reaching under a pillow on the couch to pull out a large double dildo. She fucks herself with it before she’s joined by a black guy I don’t recognize. He licks her pussy and ass before she happily attacks his schlong orally. They fuck missionary and cowgirl style. Jade has a gushing orgasm as she rides the guy, and thankfully the editing is good enough that this one might have been real (although I’m cynical enough to doubt it). She also squirts in reverse cowgirl, and this time I’m willing to believe that it’s real. She squirts once as she turns around and after fucking the guy a bit she squirts again without the camera ever panning away. They finish things up with a bit of doggie and the guy stuccoing Jade’s face.

This is a pretty good scene. At least some of Jade’s squirts appear to be real and she puts some very nice energy into the scene. She’s one of the most vocal girls here, and gets into the entire scene. This is easily the best scene in the feature, with none of the other scenes even coming close to it!

Dulce, a Latino with her hair dyed red, takes the penultimate position. As soon as she’s home she changes into a black fishnet outfit with red accents on her panties and starts rubbing her pussy while sucking on a purple vibe. She invites the old and out of shape guy in the room that you didn’t know was there to join her, and slowly sucks his cock before sliding her snatch over his face. She lets the guy fuck her from behind, and starts sucking another guy who shows up a little later. They work through a few more positions, including a bit of anal spoon which appears to be a problem because the guy can’t quite get his tiny cock fully hard. Finally Dulce takes an okay pop in her mouth.

This scene didn’t do much of anything for me. Dulce looked like she had some potential, but started things off so slow that I quickly reached the point of apathy. The apparent change in male talent also left me scratching my head, as the first guy seemed to be doing better than the second guy did. Finally, Dulce didn’t squirt, at least she didn’t squirt enough that I could see, which left me caring even less about this scene.

Sabrina, a full bodied redhead, finishes things up. She quickly goes to work on her gash with a dildo before she’s joined by a black guy and a white guy. She works her mouth between their cocks before the balding and gray haired white guy eats her and starts fucking her. Once again there’s a cast change as when the fucking starts Sabrina’s with two white guys. Sabrina moves on to take it in her ass in a couple positions, and fucks and sucks her way through most of the scene before finally giving several fake looking squirts shortly before the guys give her a double facial.

This scene is another loser. Sabrina isn’t that attractive, and often looks bored with the sex. She’s very quiet and subdued, and there was nothing at all that grasped me about this scene. Heck, she didn’t even show a bit of emotion as the guys decorated her face with the exception of a small laugh at the end and a smug look which I think was her thinking about getting paid for the job she just did.

One For the Gusher 2 is an easily skipped porno. To start with, Jade is the only one of the girls in the cast who even makes it up to an average level, and even that’s pushing it. The sex only makes it to an average level for Jade’s scene, which is easily the best scene of the movie. The other scenes are normally so bland that it was often all I could do to stay awake long enough to hit the fast forward button. They were also a bit confusing as the last two scenes had changes in the male talent in the middle of the scene without so much as a hint of an explanation! The guys are barely shown in One For the Gusher 2 so normally you might not know it, but when the cock changes from black to white it’s kind of hard not to notice! One For the Gusher 2 is a flusher!

Extras: Trailers are included for Finally Legal 4, Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy’s On the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne’s Runaway Teens. The photo gallery contains about twenty nice looking photos of varying size. There’s also internet and phone sex information.

Themes: Straight, masturbation, toys, squirting, interracial, rimming (male > female), group, and anal

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. Save your money here. Most of the squirting seems faked and the girls are average looking at best. The technical aspects are slightly above average, but there aren’t any extras worth mentioning.

Note to Metro: Although the feature sucked, the overall DVD could have been a little better. With this short of a feature you could have easily fit something else in for the extras, such as maybe a bonus scene from one of your other all sex features.

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