Friends & Lovers 3: The Dark Side Review

CASTING : Teri Weigel, Charlene Aspen, T.J Hart, Diana DeVoe, Daisy Chain, Alayla, Lexington Steele, Eric Masterson, Lee Stone, Marty Romano

MENU :

Chapters : 5 chapters direct to sex, no subchapters
Gallery : 20 pictures. No slideshow.
Bios : Unanimated one-pic birthdate & physical bios for Teri, T.J, Alayla, Daisy & Charlene. No filmography.
Trailers : "United Colors of Ass 1, 2, 3"
Internet Access : www.videoteam.com & www.afro-centric.com
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Behind-the-Scenes : 10 minutes-minus featurette focusing on the filming of scenes 1 & 5. No interviews, no bloopers.

PLOT : Teri learns that none of the subscribers to her commercial XXX website were unable to tap into the streaming live feed she had webcammed the previous night. As more fans want a refund, Teri barely cares to investigate before the mandatory 5 sex scenes sign the ending of this flimsy excuse for a plot, or should we say unabashed plug for Ms Weigel's real website, www.totallyteri.com

SCENE BREAKDOWNS

Diana DeVoe & Lee Stone : Blonde Teri & assistant webmaster Eric Masterson direct a live webcam feed for her totallyteri website. In a badly lit porn bedroom, black cutie Diana DeVoe proceeds to deep-throat Lee Stone's crooked cock, talking dirty & looking straight at Teri's lens. She's a funny, dirty talker and an excellent swallower. Teri laughs at her banter from a distance. Diana also welps a lot as Lee munch-dives into her pink labia. She crosses her knees over his massive shoulders as he double-fingers her twat. You get a beautiful view of her scrumptious black booty as Lee pumps her doggy-style. Parts of this scene are filmed digicam-style, which doesn't distract from the heat. Diana then rides Lee cowgirl, then up to the missionary, before Lee pops his goo on the dark-skinned beauty's chin. She looks a lot like pop tart Brandy (TV's Moesha)! Good scene, good chemistry : **

Charlene Aspen & Marty Romano : Since he's unable to download Teri's webpage, pierced-tongued Romano decides to lick flat-chested Charlene Aspen on his computer desk instead.Charlene reciprocates with an excellent blow-job, keeping her purple nightie on. Lame doggy & missionary ensue with Charlene sitting on the desk, and as often happens with F.J Lincoln, everything is either pink or orange-tinted. Marty cums on Charlene's taut belly. Passionate scene, good b/j though : *

Daisy Chain & Alayla : Ultra-cute Amerasian Alayla & above average blonde trash Daisy plot against Teri in a bathroom, then indulge in a shower duet. Daisy sports rings on her nipples & numerous tattoos on her shoulder, hips & arms. They use the shower head to its rightful purpose (ie: clitoral stimulation). Hey, Daisy's clit is pierced, too ! And Alayla also has a panther tattooed on her lumbar region. Small green plug comes in handy! Blondie looks really into it when she gives her partner thorough foot-sucking as the shower keeps on raining. Both lezzies are good-looking, but we're halfway through this scene before some heat starts to generate : *

T.J Hart & Eric Masterson : Generic blonde T.J never gives more than what she's expected to. This lacklustre romp is the usual head/missionary/doggie with the slightest variation as Eric inserts a pink dildo into T.J's anal channel during the doggie. Ultimately, fast-forward material : 0

Teri Weigel & Lexington Steele : Teri looks slighly out of it trying to act through the climax of the movie. Maybe she was panicked at the prospect of Lex's schlong inside of her. "I think it's so fuckin' big", she says with a whiskey voice. She squats on her knees to give sofa-reclining Lex an energetic blow-job, then squeezes her wonderful, technologically-enhanced boobs into a titty-tunnel to accomodate Lex's big black boner. Teri's quite the blabbermouth! She squeals & howls like a prisoner in Cell Block XXX who's been deprived of sex for the last ten years. Everything here is way over-the-top in full- blown TeriSurround sound mode. But you know what ? I love it ! Lex totally crams his head between Teri's legs as he ferociously licks her pussy, stopping only to slap his meat on her pubes. By the time he finally inserts his pole missionary-style (more outrageous StereoTeri 5.0), the peroxided superstar's belly is shiny with spit. It's a long mish, crowned by Teri & Lex interlocked in a tight body embrace as he tries to fill Teri to the brim in short humping motions. "Oh My God!", Teri squeals as her face flushed red. Indeed. They switch into a brief doggy, but I think Lex feels a little overwhelmed & he quickly delivers a powerful facial on begging Teri. Her face is slashed with cum, and she briefly sneezes a sperm bubble! An excellent climax to an otherwise drab movie : ****

THE LOWDOWN : I hesitate to call this one a feature, but there's supposed to be a plot somewhere. Anyway, Teri fans will want to know that, even though she only performs in the ultimate scene (with non-sex appearances throughout), her romp with Lexington Steele, touted on the boxcover as her 1st interracial, is definitely worth a rental, but not more. Wait until this scene pops up in a future Teri comp, as it will inevitably do, to buy it.