Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 9 porn movies from Blue Pictures.
Reviews of Blue Pictures Movies (9)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Eduardo, Felipe, Ivan, Martinez
Studio: Blue Pictures
Release date: 9/2/2005
School Boy Crush (Blue Pictures) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
SCHOOL BOY CRUSH is nothing less than an awesome demonstration of the elastic properties of the anus. In this film, five very cute twinks suck on and are impaled on the biggest penis I have seen on a human. The cocks of Michael Brandon and Chad Hunt appear miniscule compared with the cock on display here. It belongs to a skinny elderly black man whom you wouldnt look at twice if he were clothed. Naked however he would command your attention. The cock in question is thirteen inches, but it looks to be fourteen or fifteen. When he is seated, the hard monument rises to his breastbone. And its as thick as the radiator hose in your car. Its like something out of an X-rated cartoon or Aubrey Beardsleys engravings for Lysistrata we snickered over in art class. The age of the owner makes it seem as though these youngsters are having sex with their grandfather. The size of the cock makes them appear fearless, insatiable, desperately in need of money, adventuresomeor maybe all these. The teacher is seated stroking his ebony yardstick when the first of these brave young things enters. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2005:
SCHOOL BOY CRUSH is nothing less than an awesome demonstration of the elastic properties of the anus. In this film, five very cute twinks suck on and are impaled on the biggest penis I have seen on a human. The cocks of Michael Brandon and Chad Hunt appear miniscule compared with the cock on display here. It belongs to a skinny elderly black man whom you wouldnt look at twice if he were clothed. Naked however he would command your attention. The cock in question is thirteen inches, but it looks to be fourteen or fifteen. When he is seated, the hard monument rises to his breastbone. And its as thick as the radiator hose in your car. Its like something out of an X-rated cartoon or Aubrey Beardsleys engravings for Lysistrata we snickered over in art class. The age of the owner makes it seem as though these youngsters are having sex with their grandfather. The size of the cock makes them appear fearless, insatiable, desperately in need of money, adventuresomeor maybe all these. The teacher is seated stroking his ebony yardstick when the first of these brave young things enters. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brandon, Anthony, Toby, Frederick, Chance, Philip
Studio: Blue Pictures
Release date: 3/17/2005
Young Bareback Bunns review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Young is the operative word here as these young uncut teens are barely legal. They fuck like rabbits and have a considerable taste for their partners cum. YOUNG BAREBACK BUNNS is a good film. However it is definitely for Puppyphiles only. [read the full review]
review from 5/19/2007:
Young is the operative word here as these young uncut teens are barely legal. They fuck like rabbits and have a considerable taste for their partners cum. YOUNG BAREBACK BUNNS is a good film. However it is definitely for Puppyphiles only. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jenna James
Studio: Blue Pictures
Release date: 3/31/2004
Previews: Previews
You Got She-Male (Blue Pictures / Caballero) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Once in my teens when I didnt know what my sexual preference was, I fantasized about how neat it would be to make it with someone who had both tits and a cock. The best of both worlds, I thought then. Up until now though Ive found transsexual films to be merely curiosities not erotic viewing. That changed with this one. I was attracted to this one because the cover showed cute young boy-girls not the usual gross beings that I found in other films of this type. So, as it was fairly cheap, I decided to give it a go. Its a Brazilian film and as such contains some of the hunk studs that appear in other films from this country. (I note also that most of the transsexual films come from there too. I wonder why? Are transsexuals the thing there?) There were a couple of gruesome trannies in a hot tub sequence, but for the most part these boys with tits were young andyes, I admitsexually alluring. Their tits seemed to be the result of hormone and/or collagen injections, silicone transplants, or some marvel from Industrial Light and Magic. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2004:
Once in my teens when I didnt know what my sexual preference was, I fantasized about how neat it would be to make it with someone who had both tits and a cock. The best of both worlds, I thought then. Up until now though Ive found transsexual films to be merely curiosities not erotic viewing. That changed with this one. I was attracted to this one because the cover showed cute young boy-girls not the usual gross beings that I found in other films of this type. So, as it was fairly cheap, I decided to give it a go. Its a Brazilian film and as such contains some of the hunk studs that appear in other films from this country. (I note also that most of the transsexual films come from there too. I wonder why? Are transsexuals the thing there?) There were a couple of gruesome trannies in a hot tub sequence, but for the most part these boys with tits were young andyes, I admitsexually alluring. Their tits seemed to be the result of hormone and/or collagen injections, silicone transplants, or some marvel from Industrial Light and Magic. [read the full review]
Bare My Back (Blue Pictures) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The young (ages 18-20) twinks in this film are very cute. Many have shaven pubes and are uncut. They enjoy the sex and go at it vigorously sans condoms. The first pairing is of a young Latino (seen seated on the cover) and a very young-looking twink with a pageboy haircut. The young skinny and sexy Latino has a patch of hair between his pecs and no hair at all over his dick. The pageboy also has a shaved crotch. Their scene sets the unvaried pattern of all of the scenes. They suck dick and then fuck. In this episode the Latino fucks the pageboy. Afterwards each cums on the face of the other. The guy with the face full of cum then sucks the remaining cum off the spent dick. This is the weakest scenenot because of the performersbecause the camera is not properly positioned to best capture the action. The camerawork is better in the remaining scenes. In scene two we have two more cuties sucking and fucking. This time they flip-flop. [read the full review]
review from 4/10/2004:
The young (ages 18-20) twinks in this film are very cute. Many have shaven pubes and are uncut. They enjoy the sex and go at it vigorously sans condoms. The first pairing is of a young Latino (seen seated on the cover) and a very young-looking twink with a pageboy haircut. The young skinny and sexy Latino has a patch of hair between his pecs and no hair at all over his dick. The pageboy also has a shaved crotch. Their scene sets the unvaried pattern of all of the scenes. They suck dick and then fuck. In this episode the Latino fucks the pageboy. Afterwards each cums on the face of the other. The guy with the face full of cum then sucks the remaining cum off the spent dick. This is the weakest scenenot because of the performersbecause the camera is not properly positioned to best capture the action. The camerawork is better in the remaining scenes. In scene two we have two more cuties sucking and fucking. This time they flip-flop. [read the full review]
Bareback Boy's Club review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
More and more films are popping up these days wherein the participants do not wear condoms. For many of these films the sex is not improved by going bareback, but is just as mediocremaybe even more sothan if condoms had been used. There are, of course, exceptions. BAREBACK BOYS CLUB is most definitely one of those exceptions. It is very, very hot! The guys are all young, cute or handsome, they appear to be enjoying the sex, and they all have nice stiff uncut cocks. In the first scene we are introduced to two twinks who are playing cards. An older guy sends them to their room. They undress down to their briefs and lie on separate twin beds. One of the twinks tells his friend about witnessing a blowjob in the shower. They decide to try this and before long they have escalated into fucking. Each fucks the other bareback. They then cum on one anothers faces. After the cocks have shot their loads the spunk-faced recipients suck on the spent cocks. This establishes a pattern that all the scenes will follow. [read the full review]
review from 3/12/2003:
More and more films are popping up these days wherein the participants do not wear condoms. For many of these films the sex is not improved by going bareback, but is just as mediocremaybe even more sothan if condoms had been used. There are, of course, exceptions. BAREBACK BOYS CLUB is most definitely one of those exceptions. It is very, very hot! The guys are all young, cute or handsome, they appear to be enjoying the sex, and they all have nice stiff uncut cocks. In the first scene we are introduced to two twinks who are playing cards. An older guy sends them to their room. They undress down to their briefs and lie on separate twin beds. One of the twinks tells his friend about witnessing a blowjob in the shower. They decide to try this and before long they have escalated into fucking. Each fucks the other bareback. They then cum on one anothers faces. After the cocks have shot their loads the spunk-faced recipients suck on the spent cocks. This establishes a pattern that all the scenes will follow. [read the full review]
Games Men Play review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
GAMES MEN PLAY is a 1979 pre-condom flick that has been transferred to DVD. The guys are mostly seventies gay clones with mustaches and beards. It begins with a gang member in a leather jacket picking up a hustler who takes him to a T-room. When they arrive the gang member refuses to pay the hustler and orders him to give him a blowjob. He then rims the hustler and fucks him. Afterward, the gang member sucks off the hustler and eats his cum. Sounds good, huh? Well the camera work is really poor and the lighting is worse. The lighting would be too dark even for film noir. Shadows hide cocks going into mouth and asses. What is worse is the antiquated disco music of women singing. Imagine sucking someones cock while women are wailing away on the soundtrack. Boy, does that distract one. And coupled with the bad lighting. Scene two. Two guys sharing a joint decide to share something else. As soon as the sex starts so does the singing. [read the full review]
review from 3/7/2003:
GAMES MEN PLAY is a 1979 pre-condom flick that has been transferred to DVD. The guys are mostly seventies gay clones with mustaches and beards. It begins with a gang member in a leather jacket picking up a hustler who takes him to a T-room. When they arrive the gang member refuses to pay the hustler and orders him to give him a blowjob. He then rims the hustler and fucks him. Afterward, the gang member sucks off the hustler and eats his cum. Sounds good, huh? Well the camera work is really poor and the lighting is worse. The lighting would be too dark even for film noir. Shadows hide cocks going into mouth and asses. What is worse is the antiquated disco music of women singing. Imagine sucking someones cock while women are wailing away on the soundtrack. Boy, does that distract one. And coupled with the bad lighting. Scene two. Two guys sharing a joint decide to share something else. As soon as the sex starts so does the singing. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Daniele Evangelista
Studio: Blue Pictures
Release date: 2/10/2003
Previews: Previews
Bi Sexual Tales review summaries:
RobHammer's
Studio: Blue Pictures/Caballero Running Time: 83 minutes. Review: I got this specifically because it was one of the 2003 nominees for best bisexual picture. This is in Portuguese, most likely filmed in Brazil. Background music plays through the scenes. It starts with a transsexual phone sex ad, then goes right to the movie. There is no attempt at cast ID, nor is the crew or director credited. Scene 1: male/female/female A couple make out on a couch and the maid brings them a drink. She sneaks back into the room to spy on them from a corner and masturbate. They undress with a lots of kissing and nipple licking for both of them. He goes down on her they talk in low tones which is nice. She does a lot of hip gyrating and teeth sucking through this scene. It's her turn to go down on him. The maid tips over her shoe, giving herself away. She joins and they flirt and smile. The maid walks off camera and returns with a strap-on. It's a fairly light scene. They are lively and animated. [read the full review]
review from 2/9/2004:
Studio: Blue Pictures/Caballero Running Time: 83 minutes. Review: I got this specifically because it was one of the 2003 nominees for best bisexual picture. This is in Portuguese, most likely filmed in Brazil. Background music plays through the scenes. It starts with a transsexual phone sex ad, then goes right to the movie. There is no attempt at cast ID, nor is the crew or director credited. Scene 1: male/female/female A couple make out on a couch and the maid brings them a drink. She sneaks back into the room to spy on them from a corner and masturbate. They undress with a lots of kissing and nipple licking for both of them. He goes down on her they talk in low tones which is nice. She does a lot of hip gyrating and teeth sucking through this scene. It's her turn to go down on him. The maid tips over her shoe, giving herself away. She joins and they flirt and smile. The maid walks off camera and returns with a strap-on. It's a fairly light scene. They are lively and animated. [read the full review]
Getting Off Campus review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 8/19/2006:BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jake Scott, Michael Christopher, Daniel Holt, Steve Douglas, Jeff Folger, Tony Roco, Paul Camrose, Tad Ryan, Stefen Peach, Kathi Stewart, Claudette Folger
Studio: Blue Pictures
Directed by: Toby Ross
Release date: 9/15/2002
Last Surfer, The (Blue Pictures) review summaries:
Flash's
The Last Surfer is a lighthearted and humorous sequel of sorts to Cruisin' 57. Director and writer Toby Ross has created an American Graffitiesque look at the late 1960s where gay individuals are highlighted. The Last Surfer doesn't have a true story to it, however, the music, costumes, and cars make the film feel vintage and The Last Surfer makes for an enjoyable watch. Blue Pictures has done an acceptable job with their DVD release of The Last Surfer with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 6/2/2018:
The Last Surfer is a lighthearted and humorous sequel of sorts to Cruisin' 57. Director and writer Toby Ross has created an American Graffitiesque look at the late 1960s where gay individuals are highlighted. The Last Surfer doesn't have a true story to it, however, the music, costumes, and cars make the film feel vintage and The Last Surfer makes for an enjoyable watch. Blue Pictures has done an acceptable job with their DVD release of The Last Surfer with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
