Carnal Secrets Review

Reviewed by Rumplestilt Skin  on  9/5/2001

I usually like anything Temptress is in - and with Jill Kelly in this movie as well, you'd think it would be a good skin flick.
Unfortunately, it isn't. And it isn't even worth renting, never mind buying.
Carnal Secrets is garbage in every respect. Bad acting, script and camera work are the most notable flaws.
And what a waste of great porn chick talent. Director Father John may as well be a priest for all he's done to ruin what should have been great sex scenes. The opener has Jill Kelly romping in what looks like the dead of night. Will someone turn the light on, please!
Cut to sexy trio Temptress, Dee and some other chick whose name I do not know. This "lesbian" river scene is shot during the day, but it is quite pathetic. Obviously, the three babes put their heart and soul into it, and they're clearly enjoying licking one another's pussies.
BUT, the entire scene is in SLOW MOTION! What was going on that day? Did Father John drop his camera in the water?
As we all know, Temptress has a beautiful pussy and nice juicy clit. Rarely do we catch a glimpe of the other girls licking and sucking it. A spilt-second and we're gone.
From there the three chicks head off to a castle, where Temptress is led onto a bed to be fucked. Great, but there again, it's in slow motion. Yawn...
I watched the remainer of the movie with intense boredom.
Carnal Secrets is one pile of garbage. Like I said, don't bother renting it, never mind buying it.
You've been warned.

Rumplestilt Skin.