Miss Judge Review

Reviewed by Rieekan  on  2/13/2002

* DIRECTOR: Toni English
* DURATION: »75mins
* STARRING: Anna Amore, Heather Hunter, Janet Jacme, Kitten, Monique & Solveig.

Miss Judge is an ultra cheap-and-nasty Vivid Wave feature with a black cast headlined by the sexy Heather Hunter. Heather’s the only thing going for this movie and is definitely misused here. As for the plot, well Judge Judy’s got nothing to worry about. The story is so stupid I don’t want to talk about it and the execution was so cheesy ... so cheesy ... there’s a mice joke in there somewhere, but after watching Miss Judge I’m not in a joking mood.

Check out reviewer’s review too – he may, however, have watched too much porn, because he gave the plot 2 stars. Otherwise, the A/V quality was decent and the extras are the same old Wave trash that I’m very sick of by now.

Overall, given my experience with Vivid Wave I can’t say I’m really disappointed or surprised by Miss Judge. I didn’t expect much and I didn’t get much. Just as long as you don’t pay much!

SCENE 1: Anna Amore & Guy DeSilva.
Guy and Anna are two really unattractive porn stars. Guy goes down on her, she goes down on him. They mish and screw standing doggy. He cums on her ass. Annoying music and unattractive performers seriously hamper this scene.

SCENE 2: Janet Jacme & Devlin Weed.
The lighting in this scene was awful – it was fairly dark with weird colours in the background and a flashing light above. I actually found Janet fairly attractive (despite the name), she had a great ass and the curly hair worked for her. Devlin was indeed quite weedy. She blows him, then they screw vaginally in a few positions (condom). He cums on her butt. She looked nice but the scene was ruined by the lighting and bad music. He pushes her face (lightly) in cherry pie if that’s your fetish ...

SCENE 3: Solveig, Byron Long & Julian St. Jox.
Solveig is semi-attractive with dyed straight brown hair. She has sex with Byron and Julian while her husband is forced to watch. A tame double-team though there was mish anal, possibly without a condom. One guy cums on her chest, the other guy cums around her pussy with his finger in her ass. Not very arousing and in particular, Solveig had a big wart next to her pussy that was unpleasant to look at.

SCENE 4: Heather Hunter, Kitten & Monique.
Heather looks quite lean here. One of the girls is semi-attractive but has wicked fake nails that would scare the shit out of Wolverine. The other girl has big hair and is unattractive. They suck, lick and finger but there’s not a degree of heat. However, on the plus side, no toys were used (other than the offending nails).

SCENE 5: Heather Hunter & Mr. Marcus.
This scene was actually decent. Mr. Marcus is good-looking as porn guys go. Heather has definitely looked better (I’m not a fan of her curly hair), but was still nicer than most of the other women in this movie. There’s some heat, though it wasn’t helped by an exaggerated shudder routine by Heather when Mr. Marcus was going down on her. She blows him and they screw quickly with a condom. She takes a rare facial – the room was dark and it wasn’t well-filmed but it still looked good. She gives some post-cum head (I’ve never seen Heather do that before either). Though it was a weird way to end the movie given its theme ...

Rieekan (rieekan333@yahoo.co.uk)