Cock-A-Doodle Do Review

Reviewed by ButterBBB  on  9/25/2021

Don't be fooled by the so-called cover artwork. This is NOT a VCA 4 hour compilation but instead a 6 hour Honey Bunny compilation. That being said, it is but another low-grade generic late 90s/early Y2K compilation featuring none of the performers pictured nor listed on the cover.

Thus being said if you are expecting to see the cutey pie Gwen Summers sucking on a big dong as she is prominently featured in the cover, you will be sorely disapointed. Tiffany Mynx is credited as being somewhere in this compilation? Nope, sorry, ziltch, nada, nowhere to be found!

Honey Bunny seems to be the most untrustworthy compilation company out there. While the actual image quality is better than most 6 hour compilation, the fact that they tack on any image and any actress name (let alone using the VCA name and logo on their cover!!!) and then churn out just another tepid at best random compilation prooves that they take absolutely zero pride in their work, and only care about the customer when they spend money on this drivel of a DVD.

However for sheer masochists' completists' sake, here's a mini run-down of what I was able to identify. Note that all scenes are a mix of pro-productions from the aforementioned eras, as well as some "pro-am" stuff featuring folks we've never seen before, nor afterwards...

01. Blonde girl wearing a cowboy hat for 2 seconds (the only scene with the DVD title's theme) does a guy outside. After mish he pulls out, she grabs his cock and jacks one strand on her chin.

02. Possibly euro blonde in a garage with two "mechanics". Condoms are worn, anal and DP and both guys jack off each on their side of her cheeks. Not bad, but not worth keeping...

03. A redhead plays with herself on what appears to be an angled sofa. After anal doggy and anal spoon the dude drops from her side on her mug. Forgettable.

04. Tabitha Sterling (?)and a girl who looks like Cheyenne Silver (Wildcat) do the girl on girl schtick. No cock-a-doodle-doing here folks.

05. A raven-haired beauty gets it on with two dudes near a bright yellow vintage car. This must be from one of those "Hot Bods And Tailpipes" films from the late 90s. After the usual and then DP she jacks off one guy on her mug, then Alex Sanders jerks himself around her mouth area.

06. A beautiful all natural euro redhead takes on a guy in a bathroom. Strictly vaginal here (a rarity for euros!) until she jacks his poor load on her lips.

07. Dick Nasty fucks a nice looking blonde with a condom on a couch. In the end he jacks off on her right cheek, most of the cum dropping to her neck, chest and tummy...

08. Mariah Milano in an early scene with Lee Ann take on a guy who looks like he could be Mark Ashley's brother. In the end he tries to cum on their faces, but the poor cumshot just dribbles on their lips...

09. A curvy blonde european who looks a bit like Meridian (but isn't) takes on a guy on a couch in what looks like a private club. After several positions we jump cut to him donating a few drops of cum on her lips and chin, with a quick fade-out (no post-cum showcase whatsoever)

10. Lisa Sparxxx looking mighty good amidst the rather cold videography takes on an ebony mand who wearing his low-dropping gold chain throughout the whole scene. After doggy he squeezes out a bit of thick cum without any velocity onto her asshole. Lisa's back tattoo looks very prominent in this scene.

11. Miss Aroyo (or Mariesa Ayorro or such) suck off a stud (I want to say Steve Hatcher but it`s not him) before we get to a lot of anal. Mid DVD chapter break pause and more anal continues until she is reluctant to take the cumshot. Dude holds her head way AWAY from the cock and spurts out a minimal amount of cum on her small titties.

12. A raven-haired european lady is letting a guy fondle her in what appears to be a hair salon. She looks midly uninterested even when he's munching on her privates. Blowjob, RCG, CG, doggie, mish, doggy, spoon and she lies on her back while he side drops a few dribbles on cum on her chest...

13. Probably a pro-am scene. Cute blonde gets eaten out by a guy (who could be her father, age-wise) on a couch. After the blowjob it's cowgirl, mish, another mish and he pulls out to drop some thick cum without much power on her mouth and chin which she quickly rubs. There is very little post-cum showcase.

14. Another girl on girl scene. It's Venus and what looks like could be Scottie Andrews. Girl on girl, nothing to report...

15. What looks like two european brunettes and a guy on a couch. They blow him briefly before he eats out their snatches, then it's cowgirl while he eats the other one, spoon, some anal, when a girl isn't fucked she uses a vibrator, etc... THey then blow him again until they jack him off towards their mouths but he cums on his own pubes.

16. Jill Kelly and Eric Price. I don't understand why with all the scenes this couple have done in their career that the laziest and more boring ones ends up in these compilations. In the end she jacks him off into her mouth, so we don't really see the pop. What a shame, what a waste...

17. Well I call her that sodomania chick but I can`t recall who she is. Usually a brunette, but as a blonde here. She fucks Dick Nasty while a much cuter blonde looks on. She does some anal and he pulls out of anal doggie to drip a few drops of cum on her mouth.

18. "Cheerleader Practice" with Nicola & Vanessa. Two rather homely euro-looking ladies with pom-poms and pigtails are practicing some very rudimentary "cheerleading" in a living room. After some semi-synchronized dancing they fondle each others' tits, kiss with tongue, and undress each other. Oh it's a girl-girl scene... It ends with a greed double-ended dildo which they fuck in tandem.

19. Pat Myne and a youngish-ish looking blonde in a blow-up pool filed with green jelly. She sucks him, he eats her out, they fuck and he cums on her chin and nose. She cracks a smile.

20. Czech star Daniella Rush gets fondled and eaten out on a poolin an open-air room overlooking the ocean. She partially undresses her man and blows him. They fuck on the pool table, including anal. RCG anal on a couch. CG vaginal. Doggie vaginal and the sun's almost out. Cut to him and her jacking him off in/on her mouth. Fade out.

21. Envy in a bridal dress sucking on Erk Everhard's cock. He then feasts on her pussy. Missionary fuck with condom. Oh the bridal dress is off. Doggie fucking. He pulls out, she lays on her back, he cums on her titties.

22. Hey it IS Gwen Summers! NO IT`S NOT! It`s a redheaded euro lady who sort-of looks like Gwen when you look at her at an angle. She's being eaten out on a lawn chair in an indoor pool, before she blows the dude. Doggy fuck, RCG then 3 other guys walk in. Either they take turns or they`re just watching and jacking. Eventually she gets anal in doggy. She lays on her back and they all jack off one after the other onto her "face". Not one of them has a decent cumshot.

23. Allyson Sterling and a guy who called himself Philmore Butts for a while make out in a shower. Sorry it's not her. She blows him for a bit doing camera eye contact. They fuck in standing doggy. He cum on her butt crack.

24. Gala Cruz and a guy are undressing each other. She gets eaten out, blows him in the 69 position, then it's RCG position fucking. Then it's spoon, then doggy before she lays on the floor and he side drops in her mouth and on her cheek. Alsmost a semi decent cumshot. The title Cock-A-Doodle-Do appears, and the film re-starts.

As you can see, no Gwen Summers, no Tiffany Mynx, no Briana Banks, no Kelly Passion, no Sabrina Maui, no Alexis Malone...

Don't waste your money on this poor compilation. Even if one could get passed the fact that it's obviously totally false advertising, it isn't worth the price of a rental, no matter how much of a die-core fan you may be of the actual performers appearing in the film. Avoid!