Abuse Me (Two Thumbs) Review
Two Thumbs
Studio: Two Thumbs
Starring: J-Mac, Chris Strokes, Karlo Karrera, Bruno Dickemz, Nina North, Kharlie Stone, Raylin Ann, Sally Squirt
Released on: 4/3/2018
|
|
||||||||||||||||
Running Time:
101 min.
Production Date:
2 / 11, 14, 23 / 2016, 3 / 5 / 2016
Director:
None credited
Cast:
Kharlie Stone, Nina North, Raylin Ann (listed here as Ryland Ann), and Sally Squirt
with
Bruno Dickemz, Chris Strokes, J-Mac, and Karlo Karrera
Audio /Video Quality:
The technical aspects are okay. The audio is decently balanced, but it can be a little muffled at times and there's a couple minor background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks decent. It's nothing too special, but it's decently lit and clear with a decent hand on the camera.
Watermark Warning:
Although I don't know of anyone who likes to see watermarks, I can't blame any studio who tries to take some measures to protect themselves against the rampant internet piracy that's occurring. Here there's a simple watermark for AbuseMe.com in the lower right corner. It can be a bit bright at times, but at least it's stationary to make it easier to put out of one's mind.
The Movie:
Abuse Me! collects four rougher sex scenes from the AbuseMe.com website, three of which have been edited from their original form.
|
| Nina North with Chris Strokes |
|
Chris isn't happy to come home and find the house a mess, and Nina lets him know that they had a sleepover the night before and she didn't expect him home so soon. As he walks around the house he finds that the entire house is a disgusting mess now. He holds her against the wall by her neck to kiss her and breaks out her tits to kiss and grope before playing with her pussy and giving her a few more kisses. Chris grabs Nina's ass before having her kneel on a pillow so he can start fucking her face. She continues to work him over orally as he sits back for her and also works in some nice titty fucking and ball sucking. They move to a couch and slide down Nina's tight shorts and sexy little panties so Chris can eat her from behind and play with her bald pussy before she lays back to submissively work him over orally. Chris fucks her missionary style and then gags her with her panties as he rolls her to her side and keeps fucking her. He has Nina get on all fours for him to tongue her ass and fuck her pussy doggie style while also working in a little ass play. Nina also rides Chris reverse cowgirl style and her ass gets oiled up and played with as she shows it off riding him in the traditional cowgirl. Chris has Nina get down to nut on her face and in her mouth, and she shows it off and swallows it down before he fucks her pussy and face a little more.
|
| Kharlie Stone with J-Mac |
|
As J-Mac comes home, brunette Kharlie is on the computer. The scene cuts to them kissing and him picking her up and taking her to the couch to grope her and have her suck his cock. He continues to fuck her face as she lays on the couch holding her ankles as well as giving her some back of the head help and guiding her around to eat his meat. The action moves back to the couch where he pulls down her panties and starts to fuck her from behind. J-Mac rolls Kharlie over to fuck her bald pussy missionary style and then has her get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. He pile drives her pussy and picks her up for a midair cowgirl ride and finally sets her down to nut on her face with her eyes open before sucking him clean.
|
| Raylin Ann with Bruno Dickemz |
|
Cute brunette Raylin starts out seeing how much of Bruno she can take in her throat how many times, and even puts her hands behind her back for some of her cock eating demonstration. The action cuts to Bruno fucking Raylin's bald pussy missionary style on an ottoman, and as they do her panties magically appear in her mouth. They keep going in reverse cowgirl and she gives him a little more head before he fucks her doggie style. Finally Bruno milks a few drops of cum from his cock into Raylin's more than eager mouth.
|
| Sally Squirt with Karlo Karrera |
|
Auburn haired Sally lays back on the bed wearing a shirt and fluffy pink slippers with Karlo going directly to fucking her smoothly shaven little white pussy. He rolls her around a little and grabs her hair as he fucks her. He lets her up to fuck her face and plays with her pussy as she lays back on the bed stroking him and letting him fuck her face. Karlo has Sally get on all fours and eats and fucks her from behind with her panties in her mouth before they sixty-nine. He flips her around to ride him reverse cowgirl style with a little more cocksucking and hair pulling mixed in and then picks her up for a midair cowgirl ride. Finally Karlo nuts over her face.
I'll admit, with Two Thumbs being associated with BangBros DVDs, I didn't go into Abuse Me with the highest of expectations. Lately it seems like if anyone can do something stupid to hold back their own movies, BangBros is the studio to do it (such as things like scrolling watermarks over the screen and voiceovers of their name in the middle of the scenes). Thankfully neither of those things happened with Abuse Me, but that doesn't mean that something didn't happen to make me wonder if somebody associated with the DVD has enough brain function to not wear Depends wherever they go. Of the four scenes in Abuse Me, only Nina's scene appears to be in the same format as online. The others are all heavily edited, with Kharlie's going from thirty one minutes down to twenty three and Rylinn and Sally's going from twenty eight and twenty three, respectively, down to fourteen and thirteen minutes long. To say that this hurt the scenes would be an understatement, as would to say that it gave the scenes a hacked up feeling. There's some decent rougher sex here (decent, not great) and hacking it up like this really took away from the scenes, as did removing most or all of the setup. Rylin looked like she would have turned out a great scene with an obvious love of rougher action, and Sally and Kharlie also looked like they could have turned out good scenes. The thing that makes it all the stupider is that there unless there was true non-consensual action here (in which case I don't even want these scenes coming out even in edited form), there was no reason to hack them up like this. It cut out about a half hour, which took the movie down to about an hour forty instead of two hours and ten minutes. Really? You can't put out a two hour movie when you've already shot and released the scenes? Abuse Me had some decent potential, but to say that Two Thumbs blew it and made one of the worst first impressions in a long time would be a great understatement. Don't bother with this release, and if this is any indication of the quality of Two Thumbs products in general, you can probably pass them by as a studio as well.
The Extras:
Trailers are included for three other BangBros or Two Thumbs releases. There's also a photo gallery.
Condom Usage:
None
Final Thoughts:
Pass it by just as fast as you would a hooker with gonorrhea.
Note to Two Thumbs / Bang Bros:
What the fuck were you thinking hacking down this one like you did?????
If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me.
Read my other reviews here
Check Prices for Abuse Me (Two Thumbs)
The opinions expressed in this review of Abuse Me (Two Thumbs) from Two Thumbs are not necessarily the opinions of Adult DVD Talk. Adult DVD Talk provides a public forum for consumers to post their DVD reviews. Adult DVD Talk does not edit these reviews.