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Liquid Lesbian Love
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 1/13/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: TOTAL RIP OFF. Squirting..? One scene. Lesbians..? One scene. Fetish..? Sure...If your idea of big fun is getting ripped off. Makes me want to rush right over and buy Liquid Lesbian Love 2....NOT! After skipping through the 800# ads, the video opens with a fairly energetic lesbian scene. The women are decent to look at and ends with a fairly climactic vaginal squirting. Enjoy that? Well, that's all the lesbian and squirting action you get. From there, it's a couple of solo scenes (no squirting), and 3 male/female situations (no squirting). No redeeming qualities worth mentioning about this one.
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Da Juice 5
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 12/26/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Kira, Honey Dip, Passion, Money Love, Justice, Ms. Paris, Liq Cum, Ms. Ko, Litha, Sinnamon Love
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Directed by Rob Spallone This is basically an all black, all oral DVD, one on one blow jobs in every scene, ending with the cum shot. Starring Honey Dip, Kira, Monie Love, Liq Cum, Litha, Passion, Dominico, Ms. Paris, Ms. Ko, and Sinnamon. Also starring unidentified guys. The scenes last an average of 8 minutes of routine looking bjs, with some scenes being way shorter than 8 minutes. There are ten scenes. EXTRAS : Slide Show (lasts 1 minute 41 seconds), biographies, behind the scenes (not really a behind the scenes feature, but the director telling what to do and commenting on the action. Lasts for about 3 minutes 20 seconds.), and website info. OVERALL : A pretty boring bj DVD, no really worthwhile extras. FINAL THOUGHTS : The girls in this DVD range from very unattractive to attractive. The majority of the girls look like they didnt want to be there. -Would I recommend this DVD? Nope. Unless you like watching boring bj scenes, by some rather unattractive women.
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Butt Sluts 10
Release date: 8/1/2001
Reviewed on: 11/19/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Vegas, Elena, Elle Devyne, Angelica Sin, Justine Reage, Cindy Starlight
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Boxcover lists the stars of this film, they are: Elena, Angelica Sin, Candy Vegas, Caroline, Elle Devyne, Justine Reage, Cindy Starlight, and more! Production dates: 9/16/97; 12/15/97; 6/8/98; 4/19/98; 5/29/97; 1/31/97. SCENE ONE : A girl and three guys. All guys feel her up and undress her, before oral begins on all. Guy fucks her pussy. Guys finger her pussy and ass. She is dpd while giving a bj. All guys cum on her face. SCENE TWO : A girl gets oral by guy, while another guy gets bj. Guy tongues her ass. She gives both guys bjs. She gets fucked in her pussy while giving other guy bj. She gets anal and is dpd. Both guys cum on her face. SCENE THREE : A girl and Mark Davis (the only guy I recognize). They do the whole oral thing, before he fucks her pussy. She gets anal in various positions. He cums onto her tongue. SCENE FOUR : A girl gets fingered in her ass, while giving another guy a bj. One guy fucks her pussy, she is still giving the one guy a bj. The guys switch jobs.
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Chantier Interdit Au Public
Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 11/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: David Perry, Coralie, Robert Malone, Herve-Pierre Gustave, Yves Baillat, Sonja, Lana Woods, Jacqueline Wild, Katarina, Maria De Sanchez, Alain L'Yle, Piotr Stanislas, Olivier Sanchez
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Alain Payet
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 11 / 1996 Director: John Love Cast: Lana Woods, Coralie, Sonja, Katerina, Maria De Sanchez, Jacqueline Wild, M.C., Roberto Malone, Alain Lyle, Piotr Stanislas, David Perry, Yves le Prince, Olivier Sanchez, and Herve Pierre Gustave Initial Expectations: I havent had much luck with Plums European releases, which doesnt give me much hope here. Initial Reaction: If you dont mind forced sex, you might like it. I cant say that I really did. Who Should Watch It : Fans of forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes their sex consensual Audio /Video Quality: The English audio is dubbed, but comes out fairly well balanced and clear, which it should be. The audio is also clear, but does have a little bit of grain. Music: The music is fairly typical. Its kind of cheesy music thats nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, hanging in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Wise Cracks
Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Mark Davis, Cortknee, Letha Wilson
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Running Time: 35 min. (cover states 70 min.) Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (feature) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover) Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Cortknee, Letha Wilson, Mark Davis, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: After extreme rip-off Two Butts are Better than One, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: Its one average scene that left me feeling really ripped off as a DVD. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt mind out shelling out whats considered the lower end of average for an entire DVD on a DVD with only one scene Who Should Avoid It: Extreme fans of Seymore Butts. Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both very good, especially for gonzo porn. The audio is very clear, but the video has some of the typical shadow problems that are associated with gonzo porn. Music: None False Advertising: As with Two Butts are Better than One, the listed time is nowhere near the actual time.
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Two Butts Are Better Than One
Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Kelly Jean, Kimberly Kummings
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Running Time: 23 min. (yes, as in about halfway between fifteen minutes and a half hour) Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (movie) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover) Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Kym Kummings, Kelly Jean, Ron The Hedgehog Jeremy, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I havent seen much from Seymore, but hes releasing his stuff slow enough to make me hope hes giving it a very good treatment. Initial Reaction: Its an average scene on an average DVD. I cant help but wonder where the rest of the feature is since this only lasted twenty three minutes and the cover lists it as running seventy minutes. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of anal sex, anybody in the Ron Jeremy Fan Club, and people with absolutely no conception of time Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants more than one scene or who can tell the difference between twenty three and seventy Audio /Video Quality: The audio sounds great for gonzo porn, its nicely clear and very well balanced. The video looks a little grainy.
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Backstage Sluts 2
Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2001 by dexplorer
Starring: Dave Hardman, Dolly Golden, Dick Nasty, Eve, Ron Jeremy, Cassie, Kristen, Tangerine, Kelli Dean, Veronica Caine
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Matt Zane
Review brief: Title: Backstage Sluts 2 Studio: Zane Genre: Amateur Date shot: 1998 Length: 114 min. (That's what another database says. I didn't bother to time it. The only sex scene is about 20 min.) Director: Matt Zane Female Cast: Christgen Wolf [Anal Facial], Cassie [LezOnly], Sheena {LezOnly], Kelly Dean [NoSex, nude]. The rest were either in a lame three girl lezzie "warm up" (to more clothed interviews) or fully clothed: Barett Moore, Dolly Golden, Eve, Karen, Kristen, Tangerine Male Cast: Ron Jeremy. The rest were non sex: David Hardman, Dick Nasty, Lynn Strait. Who will like this: No one I can imagine. Who should avoid this: Everyone. Raincoat factor: Extremely low. Couples factor: Low. Mostly on overall lameness.
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Super Idol: Itsuki Mariko
Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by darkcloud
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: This dvd is basically a movie collection of Mariko Itsuki. They are all old, meaning shot long time ago on camera. The scenes are all uncensored, but.... The angels are crappy. The camera man sucks like shit in these movies! There are a lot of foreplay but the fucking scenes are all sorry. Although it is all uncensored, but you rarely (if at all) see any direct pussy spread, or a direct shot of intercourse.
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GangBang Slut 11
Release date: 7/2/2001
Reviewed on: 7/31/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Brandon Iron, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Cheyne Collins, Blazer, Jason McCain
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 07 / 2000 Director: Al Borda Cast: Blazer, Brandon Irons, Billy Glide, John Strong, Steve Taylor, Jason McCain, and Cheyne Collins Initial Expectations: Gang Bang Slut 10 was pretty good, so Im hoping this episode continues with the same quality. Initial Reaction: I dont know which Id rather have happen, watch this again or be anally probed by rotor-rooter. Who Should Watch It : ONLY extreme gangbang fans Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. Run away! Run like the wind! Run like youve never run before! Audio /Video Quality: Theres a little dubbing to the audio and it often sounds very hollow. The video is slightly grainy and the color seems to be off a little throughout the entire feature. Its not as bad as Nic Cramers tinting, but its still plenty noticeable. Music: Theres very little music, and what there is sucks. None of the music occurs during the sex. Disc Problems: It played as it should.
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Erotic Guide to Sexual Fantasies For Lovers, The
Release date: 7/11/2001
Reviewed on: 7/18/2001 by astroknight
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: none given (with good reason) Cast: Dr. Marty Klein, Dr. Judy Siefer, Dr. Max Fitz-Gerald, Dr. Jessie Potter, and many more people who youll never want to see again after this feature. There are also some great porn stars such as Ashlyn Gere, Zara Whites, Jennifer Stewart, Tori Welles, and many more Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from the Sinclair Institute, but lately theyve been putting out pretty dang good educational DVDs. Im hoping for another good one here. Initial Reaction: I tried to figure out which one of the Sinclair DVDs was the worst when this one jumped out of the box waving its arm over its head screaming PICK ME! PICK ME!.
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She Male E-Mail
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/9/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Marshall O'Boy, Leo DeSilver, Chris Young, Raquel DeLot, Alleniaa, Buffy Sommers
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: E-mail this one to the recycle bin. I try to find the good parts in any movie, but came up empty on this one. There are too many other movies in this genre that deserve a look to waste money on this one. It's just plain bad. The only reason I can think of even renting it is to use it as a guide for how bad a DVD can be. It really makes the stuff turned out by studios like Elegant Angel and especially Evil Angel look tremendous by comparison. I wish I had something positive to say about this film but I don't. The talent was lacking, although the males were definitely more appealing than their counterparts. The sex was just routine and nothing worthy of mention stands out.
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I Love A Man In Uniform (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/14/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy.
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Young Memories 2
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Dirk Adams, Justin Rider, Lee Casey, Danny Pacheco, Bobby Tyler
Studio: Puppy Productions
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: While I do like the fact that this DVD does try to offer a few extras that don't normally come with budget-line products, they're done so bad, they further hurt the disc, rather than enhance it. Let's just get this over with. The stars: They're all nobodies, and you probably won't see them again anyway, unless you're in a seedy alley somewhere. The guys all have swimmer's builds and are all rather average looking. They are clearly young, which is what this is about, so that part they got right. My guess would be that none of them have known life without MTV. Features: The menu is animated, but has truly horrible music, which is probably only somewhat better than hearing a Michael Bolton-Yanni-Kenny G collaboration...on an elevator...in hell. There is very little music in the feature (trust me, this is a good thing), and it's only used before and after scenes. Said scenes have virtually no sound at all.
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High Heeled & Horny 4
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Heaven, Laura Palmer, Stacy King, Sabrina, Rodney Moore, Jasmine Johnson, Wolf Savage, Nadia, Winter
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 116 min. Production Date: 3 / 04 / 1995 Director: Rodney Moore Cast: Nadia Moore, Laura Palmer, Sabrina, Heaven, Stacy King, Jasmine Johnson, Winter, Rodney Moore, and Wolf Savage Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything good about LBOs DVDs, so Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: The feature did have some hope until LBO stomped the quality out of it like an old person stomping on a flaming bad of doggie doo-doo. Who Should Watch It : Foot freaks and people who dont like to see their porn too clearly. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt find feet at all sexual. Audio /Video Quality: The overall technical quality of this DVD seems just a little lower than a fourth generation VHS copy with all copying done on twenty year old equipment. Music: None. Disc Problems: I had some trouble getting the DVD to play in my CD-ROM.
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Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits
Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Rachel Love, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Kiss, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Rick Oshea, Lilli Xene
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature.
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Pleasureland
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Foot Lover's Only
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Zoe, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Tatiana, Kristina St. James, Naomi, DJX, Diamond, Jamie, Sylvia Sanz, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Amythiest, Ami, Jane Federov
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1999 Director: Randy Leatherface West Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Christina St. James, Tera Patrick, Zoe, Diamond, Amythiest, Ami, Dayton Rains, Jane Federov, Sylvia Sanz, Tatiana, Naomi, Jamie, DJX, and Randy West Initial Expectations: When I saw the title I had very high hopes as I have a fairly strong foot fetish. Then I saw Randy West and they went down fast. My only hope was that it would be as good as I Love Lesbians 3 which I kind of liked. Initial Reaction: This deserves a foot - right in Randy Wests Depends. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a mixed bag. Some of it is very clear but some of it is very hard to hear. Surprisingly the video is very clear. Theres some focus problems but thats expected with Randy Wests work. Music: None. FALSE ADVERTISING: The cover claims that its interactive Pick your girl, choose what she does .
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Planet Max 2
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic)
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 75 min. Production Date: The DVD was issued on Jan. 1, 2001. No date for production is given. Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: After reading Sonics review , its not looking too good. Initial Reaction: Ive had vacuums that didnt suck this bad. Audio /Video Quality: I think the technical term for the audio quality is piss poor. The second scene is pretty good, but the first and last are horrible. I could barely make out any of the dialogue in the first scene in addition to appearing dubbed in areas and noticeable background noise. Ive seen better audio and video synching in Godzilla movies. Yes, I do mean the Japanese ones. Im not even sure if its for this movie. The video is better, but that isnt hard. Its pretty clear in the first and last scenes, but theres some screen junk, pixelation, and slight grain in the middle scene. Music: None.
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Bangkok Boobarella
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Sahara Sands, Gerry Pike, Mr. Marcus, Ariel Daye, Nici Sterling, Kristy Myst
Studio: Cinderella
Directed by: Bosley De Longprez
Review brief: WARNING: Although advertised and sold as a DVD, it is a VCD! Running Time: approx. 70 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 1996 Director: Nobody would admit it on the movie or the cover. Smart move. Cast: Kristi Myst, Nici Sterling, Shara Sands, Jessie Daye, Alex Sanders, Gerry Pike, Kyle Stone, Mr. Marcus and one woman who appeared to not want to be named for obvious reasons. Initial Expectations: Cinderellas Buffy Series went for quite a while. I never saw any of them when they first came out, but since theyre some of the first titles Cinderella is bringing out on DVD I have some hopes for them. Initial Reaction: I think it was put best by Monty Python when they all said RUN AWAY!. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best and not well balanced. This is perfection compared to the video quality. At best it reaches the quality of VHS and it doesnt do that too often. Music: The music is almost always too loud and is the typical mid 1990s porno music.
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Too Naughty to Say No (Caballero)
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Endorphin
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips) Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window. Really bad points: 1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead.
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More Dirty Debutantes 100
Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 1/13/2002 by leakypickle
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: TOTAL RIP OFF. Squirting..? One scene. Lesbians..? One scene. Fetish..? Sure...If your idea of big fun is getting ripped off. Makes me want to rush right over and buy Liquid Lesbian Love 2....NOT! After skipping through the 800# ads, the video opens with a fairly energetic lesbian scene. The women are decent to look at and ends with a fairly climactic vaginal squirting. Enjoy that? Well, that's all the lesbian and squirting action you get. From there, it's a couple of solo scenes (no squirting), and 3 male/female situations (no squirting). No redeeming qualities worth mentioning about this one.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 12/26/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Kira, Honey Dip, Passion, Money Love, Justice, Ms. Paris, Liq Cum, Ms. Ko, Litha, Sinnamon Love
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Directed by Rob Spallone This is basically an all black, all oral DVD, one on one blow jobs in every scene, ending with the cum shot. Starring Honey Dip, Kira, Monie Love, Liq Cum, Litha, Passion, Dominico, Ms. Paris, Ms. Ko, and Sinnamon. Also starring unidentified guys. The scenes last an average of 8 minutes of routine looking bjs, with some scenes being way shorter than 8 minutes. There are ten scenes. EXTRAS : Slide Show (lasts 1 minute 41 seconds), biographies, behind the scenes (not really a behind the scenes feature, but the director telling what to do and commenting on the action. Lasts for about 3 minutes 20 seconds.), and website info. OVERALL : A pretty boring bj DVD, no really worthwhile extras. FINAL THOUGHTS : The girls in this DVD range from very unattractive to attractive. The majority of the girls look like they didnt want to be there. -Would I recommend this DVD? Nope. Unless you like watching boring bj scenes, by some rather unattractive women.
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Release date: 8/1/2001
Reviewed on: 11/19/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Vegas, Elena, Elle Devyne, Angelica Sin, Justine Reage, Cindy Starlight
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Boxcover lists the stars of this film, they are: Elena, Angelica Sin, Candy Vegas, Caroline, Elle Devyne, Justine Reage, Cindy Starlight, and more! Production dates: 9/16/97; 12/15/97; 6/8/98; 4/19/98; 5/29/97; 1/31/97. SCENE ONE : A girl and three guys. All guys feel her up and undress her, before oral begins on all. Guy fucks her pussy. Guys finger her pussy and ass. She is dpd while giving a bj. All guys cum on her face. SCENE TWO : A girl gets oral by guy, while another guy gets bj. Guy tongues her ass. She gives both guys bjs. She gets fucked in her pussy while giving other guy bj. She gets anal and is dpd. Both guys cum on her face. SCENE THREE : A girl and Mark Davis (the only guy I recognize). They do the whole oral thing, before he fucks her pussy. She gets anal in various positions. He cums onto her tongue. SCENE FOUR : A girl gets fingered in her ass, while giving another guy a bj. One guy fucks her pussy, she is still giving the one guy a bj. The guys switch jobs.
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Release date: 7/31/2001
Reviewed on: 11/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: David Perry, Coralie, Robert Malone, Herve-Pierre Gustave, Yves Baillat, Sonja, Lana Woods, Jacqueline Wild, Katarina, Maria De Sanchez, Alain L'Yle, Piotr Stanislas, Olivier Sanchez
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Alain Payet
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 11 / 1996 Director: John Love Cast: Lana Woods, Coralie, Sonja, Katerina, Maria De Sanchez, Jacqueline Wild, M.C., Roberto Malone, Alain Lyle, Piotr Stanislas, David Perry, Yves le Prince, Olivier Sanchez, and Herve Pierre Gustave Initial Expectations: I havent had much luck with Plums European releases, which doesnt give me much hope here. Initial Reaction: If you dont mind forced sex, you might like it. I cant say that I really did. Who Should Watch It : Fans of forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes their sex consensual Audio /Video Quality: The English audio is dubbed, but comes out fairly well balanced and clear, which it should be. The audio is also clear, but does have a little bit of grain. Music: The music is fairly typical. Its kind of cheesy music thats nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, hanging in the background. Menus: The menus are extremely basic.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Mark Davis, Cortknee, Letha Wilson
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Running Time: 35 min. (cover states 70 min.) Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (feature) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover) Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Cortknee, Letha Wilson, Mark Davis, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: After extreme rip-off Two Butts are Better than One, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: Its one average scene that left me feeling really ripped off as a DVD. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesnt mind out shelling out whats considered the lower end of average for an entire DVD on a DVD with only one scene Who Should Avoid It: Extreme fans of Seymore Butts. Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video are both very good, especially for gonzo porn. The audio is very clear, but the video has some of the typical shadow problems that are associated with gonzo porn. Music: None False Advertising: As with Two Butts are Better than One, the listed time is nowhere near the actual time.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 10/29/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Kelly Jean, Kimberly Kummings
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Running Time: 23 min. (yes, as in about halfway between fifteen minutes and a half hour) Production Date: 8 / 01 / 2001 (movie) 8 / 08 / 2001 (cover) Director: Seymore Butts Cast: Kym Kummings, Kelly Jean, Ron The Hedgehog Jeremy, and Seymore Butts in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: I havent seen much from Seymore, but hes releasing his stuff slow enough to make me hope hes giving it a very good treatment. Initial Reaction: Its an average scene on an average DVD. I cant help but wonder where the rest of the feature is since this only lasted twenty three minutes and the cover lists it as running seventy minutes. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of anal sex, anybody in the Ron Jeremy Fan Club, and people with absolutely no conception of time Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants more than one scene or who can tell the difference between twenty three and seventy Audio /Video Quality: The audio sounds great for gonzo porn, its nicely clear and very well balanced. The video looks a little grainy.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 9/22/2001 by dexplorer
Starring: Dave Hardman, Dolly Golden, Dick Nasty, Eve, Ron Jeremy, Cassie, Kristen, Tangerine, Kelli Dean, Veronica Caine
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Matt Zane
Review brief: Title: Backstage Sluts 2 Studio: Zane Genre: Amateur Date shot: 1998 Length: 114 min. (That's what another database says. I didn't bother to time it. The only sex scene is about 20 min.) Director: Matt Zane Female Cast: Christgen Wolf [Anal Facial], Cassie [LezOnly], Sheena {LezOnly], Kelly Dean [NoSex, nude]. The rest were either in a lame three girl lezzie "warm up" (to more clothed interviews) or fully clothed: Barett Moore, Dolly Golden, Eve, Karen, Kristen, Tangerine Male Cast: Ron Jeremy. The rest were non sex: David Hardman, Dick Nasty, Lynn Strait. Who will like this: No one I can imagine. Who should avoid this: Everyone. Raincoat factor: Extremely low. Couples factor: Low. Mostly on overall lameness.
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Release date: 9/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by darkcloud
Studio: Fantadream
Review brief: This dvd is basically a movie collection of Mariko Itsuki. They are all old, meaning shot long time ago on camera. The scenes are all uncensored, but.... The angels are crappy. The camera man sucks like shit in these movies! There are a lot of foreplay but the fucking scenes are all sorry. Although it is all uncensored, but you rarely (if at all) see any direct pussy spread, or a direct shot of intercourse.
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Release date: 7/2/2001
Reviewed on: 7/31/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Brandon Iron, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Cheyne Collins, Blazer, Jason McCain
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Review brief: Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 07 / 2000 Director: Al Borda Cast: Blazer, Brandon Irons, Billy Glide, John Strong, Steve Taylor, Jason McCain, and Cheyne Collins Initial Expectations: Gang Bang Slut 10 was pretty good, so Im hoping this episode continues with the same quality. Initial Reaction: I dont know which Id rather have happen, watch this again or be anally probed by rotor-rooter. Who Should Watch It : ONLY extreme gangbang fans Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. Run away! Run like the wind! Run like youve never run before! Audio /Video Quality: Theres a little dubbing to the audio and it often sounds very hollow. The video is slightly grainy and the color seems to be off a little throughout the entire feature. Its not as bad as Nic Cramers tinting, but its still plenty noticeable. Music: Theres very little music, and what there is sucks. None of the music occurs during the sex. Disc Problems: It played as it should.
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Release date: 7/11/2001
Reviewed on: 7/18/2001 by astroknight
Studio: Ultimate
Review brief: Running Time: 60 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: none given (with good reason) Cast: Dr. Marty Klein, Dr. Judy Siefer, Dr. Max Fitz-Gerald, Dr. Jessie Potter, and many more people who youll never want to see again after this feature. There are also some great porn stars such as Ashlyn Gere, Zara Whites, Jennifer Stewart, Tori Welles, and many more Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from the Sinclair Institute, but lately theyve been putting out pretty dang good educational DVDs. Im hoping for another good one here. Initial Reaction: I tried to figure out which one of the Sinclair DVDs was the worst when this one jumped out of the box waving its arm over its head screaming PICK ME! PICK ME!.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/9/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Marshall O'Boy, Leo DeSilver, Chris Young, Raquel DeLot, Alleniaa, Buffy Sommers
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: E-mail this one to the recycle bin. I try to find the good parts in any movie, but came up empty on this one. There are too many other movies in this genre that deserve a look to waste money on this one. It's just plain bad. The only reason I can think of even renting it is to use it as a guide for how bad a DVD can be. It really makes the stuff turned out by studios like Elegant Angel and especially Evil Angel look tremendous by comparison. I wish I had something positive to say about this film but I don't. The talent was lacking, although the males were definitely more appealing than their counterparts. The sex was just routine and nothing worthy of mention stands out.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/14/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Dirk Adams, Justin Rider, Lee Casey, Danny Pacheco, Bobby Tyler
Studio: Puppy Productions
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: While I do like the fact that this DVD does try to offer a few extras that don't normally come with budget-line products, they're done so bad, they further hurt the disc, rather than enhance it. Let's just get this over with. The stars: They're all nobodies, and you probably won't see them again anyway, unless you're in a seedy alley somewhere. The guys all have swimmer's builds and are all rather average looking. They are clearly young, which is what this is about, so that part they got right. My guess would be that none of them have known life without MTV. Features: The menu is animated, but has truly horrible music, which is probably only somewhat better than hearing a Michael Bolton-Yanni-Kenny G collaboration...on an elevator...in hell. There is very little music in the feature (trust me, this is a good thing), and it's only used before and after scenes. Said scenes have virtually no sound at all.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Heaven, Laura Palmer, Stacy King, Sabrina, Rodney Moore, Jasmine Johnson, Wolf Savage, Nadia, Winter
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 116 min. Production Date: 3 / 04 / 1995 Director: Rodney Moore Cast: Nadia Moore, Laura Palmer, Sabrina, Heaven, Stacy King, Jasmine Johnson, Winter, Rodney Moore, and Wolf Savage Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything good about LBOs DVDs, so Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: The feature did have some hope until LBO stomped the quality out of it like an old person stomping on a flaming bad of doggie doo-doo. Who Should Watch It : Foot freaks and people who dont like to see their porn too clearly. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt find feet at all sexual. Audio /Video Quality: The overall technical quality of this DVD seems just a little lower than a fourth generation VHS copy with all copying done on twenty year old equipment. Music: None. Disc Problems: I had some trouble getting the DVD to play in my CD-ROM.
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Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Rachel Love, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Kiss, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Rick Oshea, Lilli Xene
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Zoe, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Tatiana, Kristina St. James, Naomi, DJX, Diamond, Jamie, Sylvia Sanz, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Amythiest, Ami, Jane Federov
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1999 Director: Randy Leatherface West Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Christina St. James, Tera Patrick, Zoe, Diamond, Amythiest, Ami, Dayton Rains, Jane Federov, Sylvia Sanz, Tatiana, Naomi, Jamie, DJX, and Randy West Initial Expectations: When I saw the title I had very high hopes as I have a fairly strong foot fetish. Then I saw Randy West and they went down fast. My only hope was that it would be as good as I Love Lesbians 3 which I kind of liked. Initial Reaction: This deserves a foot - right in Randy Wests Depends. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a mixed bag. Some of it is very clear but some of it is very hard to hear. Surprisingly the video is very clear. Theres some focus problems but thats expected with Randy Wests work. Music: None. FALSE ADVERTISING: The cover claims that its interactive Pick your girl, choose what she does .
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 75 min. Production Date: The DVD was issued on Jan. 1, 2001. No date for production is given. Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: After reading Sonics review , its not looking too good. Initial Reaction: Ive had vacuums that didnt suck this bad. Audio /Video Quality: I think the technical term for the audio quality is piss poor. The second scene is pretty good, but the first and last are horrible. I could barely make out any of the dialogue in the first scene in addition to appearing dubbed in areas and noticeable background noise. Ive seen better audio and video synching in Godzilla movies. Yes, I do mean the Japanese ones. Im not even sure if its for this movie. The video is better, but that isnt hard. Its pretty clear in the first and last scenes, but theres some screen junk, pixelation, and slight grain in the middle scene. Music: None.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Sahara Sands, Gerry Pike, Mr. Marcus, Ariel Daye, Nici Sterling, Kristy Myst
Studio: Cinderella
Directed by: Bosley De Longprez
Review brief: WARNING: Although advertised and sold as a DVD, it is a VCD! Running Time: approx. 70 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 1996 Director: Nobody would admit it on the movie or the cover. Smart move. Cast: Kristi Myst, Nici Sterling, Shara Sands, Jessie Daye, Alex Sanders, Gerry Pike, Kyle Stone, Mr. Marcus and one woman who appeared to not want to be named for obvious reasons. Initial Expectations: Cinderellas Buffy Series went for quite a while. I never saw any of them when they first came out, but since theyre some of the first titles Cinderella is bringing out on DVD I have some hopes for them. Initial Reaction: I think it was put best by Monty Python when they all said RUN AWAY!. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best and not well balanced. This is perfection compared to the video quality. At best it reaches the quality of VHS and it doesnt do that too often. Music: The music is almost always too loud and is the typical mid 1990s porno music.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Endorphin
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips) Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window. Really bad points: 1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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