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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/9/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Marshall O'Boy, Leo DeSilver, Chris Young, Raquel DeLot, Alleniaa, Buffy Sommers
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: E-mail this one to the recycle bin. I try to find the good parts in any movie, but came up empty on this one. There are too many other movies in this genre that deserve a look to waste money on this one. It's just plain bad. The only reason I can think of even renting it is to use it as a guide for how bad a DVD can be. It really makes the stuff turned out by studios like Elegant Angel and especially Evil Angel look tremendous by comparison. I wish I had something positive to say about this film but I don't. The talent was lacking, although the males were definitely more appealing than their counterparts. The sex was just routine and nothing worthy of mention stands out.
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I Love A Man In Uniform (Metro)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/14/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy.
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Young Memories 2
Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Dirk Adams, Justin Rider, Lee Casey, Danny Pacheco, Bobby Tyler
Studio: Puppy Productions
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: While I do like the fact that this DVD does try to offer a few extras that don't normally come with budget-line products, they're done so bad, they further hurt the disc, rather than enhance it. Let's just get this over with. The stars: They're all nobodies, and you probably won't see them again anyway, unless you're in a seedy alley somewhere. The guys all have swimmer's builds and are all rather average looking. They are clearly young, which is what this is about, so that part they got right. My guess would be that none of them have known life without MTV. Features: The menu is animated, but has truly horrible music, which is probably only somewhat better than hearing a Michael Bolton-Yanni-Kenny G collaboration...on an elevator...in hell. There is very little music in the feature (trust me, this is a good thing), and it's only used before and after scenes. Said scenes have virtually no sound at all.
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High Heeled & Horny 4
Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Heaven, Laura Palmer, Stacy King, Sabrina, Rodney Moore, Jasmine Johnson, Wolf Savage, Nadia, Winter
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 116 min. Production Date: 3 / 04 / 1995 Director: Rodney Moore Cast: Nadia Moore, Laura Palmer, Sabrina, Heaven, Stacy King, Jasmine Johnson, Winter, Rodney Moore, and Wolf Savage Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything good about LBOs DVDs, so Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: The feature did have some hope until LBO stomped the quality out of it like an old person stomping on a flaming bad of doggie doo-doo. Who Should Watch It : Foot freaks and people who dont like to see their porn too clearly. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt find feet at all sexual. Audio /Video Quality: The overall technical quality of this DVD seems just a little lower than a fourth generation VHS copy with all copying done on twenty year old equipment. Music: None. Disc Problems: I had some trouble getting the DVD to play in my CD-ROM.
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Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits
Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Rachel Love, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Kiss, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Rick Oshea, Lilli Xene
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature.
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Pleasureland
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Foot Lover's Only
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Zoe, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Tatiana, Kristina St. James, Naomi, DJX, Diamond, Jamie, Sylvia Sanz, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Amythiest, Ami, Jane Federov
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1999 Director: Randy Leatherface West Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Christina St. James, Tera Patrick, Zoe, Diamond, Amythiest, Ami, Dayton Rains, Jane Federov, Sylvia Sanz, Tatiana, Naomi, Jamie, DJX, and Randy West Initial Expectations: When I saw the title I had very high hopes as I have a fairly strong foot fetish. Then I saw Randy West and they went down fast. My only hope was that it would be as good as I Love Lesbians 3 which I kind of liked. Initial Reaction: This deserves a foot - right in Randy Wests Depends. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a mixed bag. Some of it is very clear but some of it is very hard to hear. Surprisingly the video is very clear. Theres some focus problems but thats expected with Randy Wests work. Music: None. FALSE ADVERTISING: The cover claims that its interactive Pick your girl, choose what she does .
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Planet Max 2
Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic)
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 75 min. Production Date: The DVD was issued on Jan. 1, 2001. No date for production is given. Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: After reading Sonics review , its not looking too good. Initial Reaction: Ive had vacuums that didnt suck this bad. Audio /Video Quality: I think the technical term for the audio quality is piss poor. The second scene is pretty good, but the first and last are horrible. I could barely make out any of the dialogue in the first scene in addition to appearing dubbed in areas and noticeable background noise. Ive seen better audio and video synching in Godzilla movies. Yes, I do mean the Japanese ones. Im not even sure if its for this movie. The video is better, but that isnt hard. Its pretty clear in the first and last scenes, but theres some screen junk, pixelation, and slight grain in the middle scene. Music: None.
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Bangkok Boobarella
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Buffy's Bare Ass Barbecue
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Sahara Sands, Gerry Pike, Mr. Marcus, Ariel Daye, Nici Sterling, Kristy Myst
Studio: Cinderella
Directed by: Bosley De Longprez
Review brief: WARNING: Although advertised and sold as a DVD, it is a VCD! Running Time: approx. 70 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 1996 Director: Nobody would admit it on the movie or the cover. Smart move. Cast: Kristi Myst, Nici Sterling, Shara Sands, Jessie Daye, Alex Sanders, Gerry Pike, Kyle Stone, Mr. Marcus and one woman who appeared to not want to be named for obvious reasons. Initial Expectations: Cinderellas Buffy Series went for quite a while. I never saw any of them when they first came out, but since theyre some of the first titles Cinderella is bringing out on DVD I have some hopes for them. Initial Reaction: I think it was put best by Monty Python when they all said RUN AWAY!. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best and not well balanced. This is perfection compared to the video quality. At best it reaches the quality of VHS and it doesnt do that too often. Music: The music is almost always too loud and is the typical mid 1990s porno music.
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Too Naughty to Say No (Caballero)
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Endorphin
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips) Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window. Really bad points: 1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead.
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More Dirty Debutantes 100
Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Car Wash Angels 2
Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Penetration 1 (Anabolic)
Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/22/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Christopher Alexander
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: TITLE: Penetration #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Christoph Clark Starring: Lili, Cecile, Lora, Vanda, Veronique, Katrin, Barbara, Melanie, Viola, Geraldina, Claudia Running Time: ~2:20 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: I want My Money Back! Had this been the first Anabolic Title I had seen I would have given up on the entire company and Black-List them for eternity. A certain Star recommended Anabolic to me. Well so far its 2/3 good. And this one is in the toilet. I paid $20 something for this title and I feel violated. Plot: No Plot, not like it would help. Likes: Whats there to like? There are like two really hot girls in the entire movie. But This alone is not enough to redeem this DVD. Music: No music! Scenes: Let us generalize the entire DVD as a loose collection of unrelated scenes.
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Up Close 6
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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Corrupt Schoolgirls 10
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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Lesbian Psychodramas 40
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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Opposites Attract (Web Young)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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Exploited College Girls: Kenzie Madison
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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Coming Of Age 6 (Erotica X)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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Ignite 3
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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Messy Facials
Release date: 3/19/2020
Reviewed on: 7/2/2020 by sexotics2006
Starring: Elexis Monroe, Marie McCray, Kat Monroe, Emma Hix, Callie Black
Studio: 1000 Facials
Review brief: Thankfully we have sites like ADT to keep you from accidentally buying pieces of absolute trash like this release. Four poorly shot 20 minute blowjobs (no other action) COULD have been saved by one pretty awesome drenching cumshot. But I watched it again and realized it was completely fake. The guy is holding a tube on the underside of his cock when he squirts fake cum on Kat Monroe's face. What a FUCKING loser. And the pun is definitely intended. Callie Black should have walked out on the on-site make-up artist. The cumshot on Elexis Munroe's tits is fake as well. The guy is not even hard and barely has any interest in massaging his flaccid cannelloni to peel off 14 shots of cum? Please. Yes, Slimewave is fake too, but at least it's obvious and therefore sort of cool. They don't attempt to dupe the viewer like a mindless moron. No director name is even on the cover of this release. Big surprise.
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Toy Soldiers (Television X)
Release date: 1/1/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2019 by Flash
Starring: Jessica Love, Poppy Morgan, Renee Richards, Natalie Heck, Franki, Wendy Jayne
Studio: Television X
Review brief: Toy Soldiers is an all-girl all-sex masturbation only movie from an uncredited director. Toy Soldiers was obviously made fast and cheap, and the result looks it. Whoever was behind this movie didn't bring anything to the movie, and as a result, Toy Soldiers isn't worth watching. Dreamlight Studios has done a disappointing job with their streaming-only edition on TVXHardcore.com with good sound quality but lacking picture quality.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/9/2001 by PornAddict
Starring: Marshall O'Boy, Leo DeSilver, Chris Young, Raquel DeLot, Alleniaa, Buffy Sommers
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: E-mail this one to the recycle bin. I try to find the good parts in any movie, but came up empty on this one. There are too many other movies in this genre that deserve a look to waste money on this one. It's just plain bad. The only reason I can think of even renting it is to use it as a guide for how bad a DVD can be. It really makes the stuff turned out by studios like Elegant Angel and especially Evil Angel look tremendous by comparison. I wish I had something positive to say about this film but I don't. The talent was lacking, although the males were definitely more appealing than their counterparts. The sex was just routine and nothing worthy of mention stands out.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/14/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 6/12/2001 by Feels So Right
Starring: Dirk Adams, Justin Rider, Lee Casey, Danny Pacheco, Bobby Tyler
Studio: Puppy Productions
Directed by: Karen Dior
Review brief: While I do like the fact that this DVD does try to offer a few extras that don't normally come with budget-line products, they're done so bad, they further hurt the disc, rather than enhance it. Let's just get this over with. The stars: They're all nobodies, and you probably won't see them again anyway, unless you're in a seedy alley somewhere. The guys all have swimmer's builds and are all rather average looking. They are clearly young, which is what this is about, so that part they got right. My guess would be that none of them have known life without MTV. Features: The menu is animated, but has truly horrible music, which is probably only somewhat better than hearing a Michael Bolton-Yanni-Kenny G collaboration...on an elevator...in hell. There is very little music in the feature (trust me, this is a good thing), and it's only used before and after scenes. Said scenes have virtually no sound at all.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/20/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Heaven, Laura Palmer, Stacy King, Sabrina, Rodney Moore, Jasmine Johnson, Wolf Savage, Nadia, Winter
Studio: LBO
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 116 min. Production Date: 3 / 04 / 1995 Director: Rodney Moore Cast: Nadia Moore, Laura Palmer, Sabrina, Heaven, Stacy King, Jasmine Johnson, Winter, Rodney Moore, and Wolf Savage Initial Expectations: I havent heard anything good about LBOs DVDs, so Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: The feature did have some hope until LBO stomped the quality out of it like an old person stomping on a flaming bad of doggie doo-doo. Who Should Watch It : Foot freaks and people who dont like to see their porn too clearly. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt find feet at all sexual. Audio /Video Quality: The overall technical quality of this DVD seems just a little lower than a fourth generation VHS copy with all copying done on twenty year old equipment. Music: None. Disc Problems: I had some trouble getting the DVD to play in my CD-ROM.
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Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 4/13/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Rachel Love, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Kiss, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Rick Oshea, Lilli Xene
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by Trunks
Starring: T.T. Boy, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Laura Palmer, Celine Devoux, Lexus Locklear
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: I thought the story for this was pretty dumb. The sex was nothing special. Nikki Tyler shows that she is a good performer in the last Bobbi Vitale scene but it wasn't a scene I would return to. The rest of the sex I found to be boring and unappealing. Lexus is certainly an attractive looking woman, but she doesn't seem to ever be into her sex scenes. They usually don't appeal to me. Maybe she should change professions.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Zoe, Randy West, Shayla LaVeaux, Tatiana, Kristina St. James, Naomi, DJX, Diamond, Jamie, Sylvia Sanz, Tera Patrick, Dayton Rains, Amythiest, Ami, Jane Federov
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Running Time: 80 min. Production Date: 9 / 29 / 1999 Director: Randy Leatherface West Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Christina St. James, Tera Patrick, Zoe, Diamond, Amythiest, Ami, Dayton Rains, Jane Federov, Sylvia Sanz, Tatiana, Naomi, Jamie, DJX, and Randy West Initial Expectations: When I saw the title I had very high hopes as I have a fairly strong foot fetish. Then I saw Randy West and they went down fast. My only hope was that it would be as good as I Love Lesbians 3 which I kind of liked. Initial Reaction: This deserves a foot - right in Randy Wests Depends. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a mixed bag. Some of it is very clear but some of it is very hard to hear. Surprisingly the video is very clear. Theres some focus problems but thats expected with Randy Wests work. Music: None. FALSE ADVERTISING: The cover claims that its interactive Pick your girl, choose what she does .
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/2/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Leanni Lei, Max Hardcore, Claudia, Melody Love, Julianna Sterling
Studio: Legend
Review brief: This is the first DVD that I bought that I couldn't watch. Max Steiner/Hardcore should be placed behind bars for life, without the possibility of parole. He gives this industry a very bad name. Why would anyone want to work with him? The final scene is like watching a crime being committed, and not doing anything to stop it.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 75 min. Production Date: The DVD was issued on Jan. 1, 2001. No date for production is given. Director: Andrew Drake Cast: Bunny Luv, Dayton Rains, Brittany Andrews, and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: After reading Sonics review , its not looking too good. Initial Reaction: Ive had vacuums that didnt suck this bad. Audio /Video Quality: I think the technical term for the audio quality is piss poor. The second scene is pretty good, but the first and last are horrible. I could barely make out any of the dialogue in the first scene in addition to appearing dubbed in areas and noticeable background noise. Ive seen better audio and video synching in Godzilla movies. Yes, I do mean the Japanese ones. Im not even sure if its for this movie. The video is better, but that isnt hard. Its pretty clear in the first and last scenes, but theres some screen junk, pixelation, and slight grain in the middle scene. Music: None.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kia, Alex Sanders, Jonathan Morgan, Suzi Suzuki, Minka, Kellei, Kelle
Studio: Big Top
Directed by: Graham, John
Review brief: Bangkok Boobarella Studio: Big Top Starring Female: Asia Carrera, Suzi Suzuki, Kellei, Kia, Minka Looks: Great looking Asian women. First Impression: Beautiful Asian women. Hey this was voted Best Asian movie of the year. It is also supposed to a great Big Titty movie! Oh how sad I was duped by this. Likes: Cute Asian Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Not even Asias scenes can save this DVD. Talk about crap. Crappy story. Crappy dialogue. Boring Action. Jittery DVD. Bad Video Quality The Echo Audio effect It is like I see them talking but they dont say anything till their echoes show up. Review: Oh man was this a terrible DVD. It claims to be the best Asian movie of its year. If it really is the best Asian movie for the year it was released then those other movies must have sucked worse then used enema pipes. First off the plot was terrible, hey what was I expecting its a porno. So this guy is looking for an Asian woman with huge breasts to fill this big oversized bra he's found. He puts an ad out it the paper.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Candy Vegas, Kyle Stone, Alex Sanders, Sahara Sands, Gerry Pike, Mr. Marcus, Ariel Daye, Nici Sterling, Kristy Myst
Studio: Cinderella
Directed by: Bosley De Longprez
Review brief: WARNING: Although advertised and sold as a DVD, it is a VCD! Running Time: approx. 70 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 1996 Director: Nobody would admit it on the movie or the cover. Smart move. Cast: Kristi Myst, Nici Sterling, Shara Sands, Jessie Daye, Alex Sanders, Gerry Pike, Kyle Stone, Mr. Marcus and one woman who appeared to not want to be named for obvious reasons. Initial Expectations: Cinderellas Buffy Series went for quite a while. I never saw any of them when they first came out, but since theyre some of the first titles Cinderella is bringing out on DVD I have some hopes for them. Initial Reaction: I think it was put best by Monty Python when they all said RUN AWAY!. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best and not well balanced. This is perfection compared to the video quality. At best it reaches the quality of VHS and it doesnt do that too often. Music: The music is almost always too loud and is the typical mid 1990s porno music.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/28/2000 by Endorphin
Studio: Caballero
Review brief: Pros: Angel, Ginger Lynn, one of my all time favorite sex scenes where Angel masturbates while she watches Ginger Lynn have sex Cons: Audio/Video is horrid, no features worth mentioning, plot is horrid, necrophlia-like sex scene, gives the impression that a woman makes up her mind to have sex with you only after she has your dick in her mouth, sacreligious Captivated by: Angel(she is so attractive and innocent looking), Ginger Lynn(gotta love those hips) Plot: Angel is taken away from her boarding school by Ginger Lynn. She watches Ginger have sex then is taken to a whorehouse where she watches sex. Then she is auctioned off. She escapes and runs into a couple of police officers who take her home for sex. Then she is chased by a flasher who forces her to have sex. Then she is dead and has sex with an undertaker. Then she wakes up and has lesbian sex in a stationwagon while the Village People(YMCA) watch outside and masturbate onto the window. Really bad points: 1. Sex with the undertaker starts out as if she were dead.
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Release date: 9/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2000 by Endorphin
Starring: Ed Powers, Mimi Miyagi, Shane, Tabatha Cash, Bonita, Kayla, Kami Boh, Cecelia
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Ed Powers
Review brief: Starring: Kayla, Cecelia, Kami Boh Pros: Kayla captivated me, Ed Powers made me feel good about my body Cons: Where do I start?....Oh! I know..Ed Powers. I really don't need to add to this. First off: Do not buy this DVD. Stop the madness. How did this ever get to 100? You may see the trailer and think it looks good, but every good moment was in the trailer. You may think you will get to see Shane(and we all know she is so adorable), but only for about a minute. For those of you not familiar with the series, here is the gist I get from it. Ed Powers initiates girls into the world of porn(sorry honeys). The first girl was Kayla and from moment one I was captivated by her(I can be a sucker for the Asians). She masturbates for the camera(in a cheap motel room). And she looks sooooo good, although not highly animated(but that is OK. Did I mention she looks soooo good?) But here is where the test begins. Imagine...your tongue is dropping to the floor, your eyes are focused and captivated.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Draken
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chloe, Shayla LaVeaux, Gina Ryder, Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Anita Cannibal, Bobbi Bliss, Renee LaRue, Felelicia, Brooke Hunter, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Pre Viewing Expectations Wow, the case says this feature is over three hours. This will be the first porno I've watched that is longer than most main stream motion pictures. There is a bit of a write up about the plot, but it expects one to have watched the first one in the series (which I have not). Also noted are the 11 scenes and the 33 girls staring in this feature. Mention of filling Jill Kelly's three holes is also made. The Main Event As promised on the case, there are eleven sex scenes in this movie. Most are typical male/female parings. There are a couple of group sex scens, including the "all holes filled" scene. This doesn't involve three men, but two men and either a dildo or pussy to occupy the third opening. Not exactly air tight, and a bit disappointing. Many of the scenes are quite long, to the point of being too long. I found myself getting bored with this, often noting it was time they moved on to something new. The plot is supposed to revolve around a car wash, which is going mobile to make money.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/30/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather.
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Release date: 6/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/22/2000 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Christopher Alexander
Studio: Anabolic
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: TITLE: Penetration #1 Studio: Anabolic Directed: Christoph Clark Starring: Lili, Cecile, Lora, Vanda, Veronique, Katrin, Barbara, Melanie, Viola, Geraldina, Claudia Running Time: ~2:20 Format: Double Sided DVD Features: Upcoming releases, Full Motion Chapter Selection, CumShot Playback First Impression: I want My Money Back! Had this been the first Anabolic Title I had seen I would have given up on the entire company and Black-List them for eternity. A certain Star recommended Anabolic to me. Well so far its 2/3 good. And this one is in the toilet. I paid $20 something for this title and I feel violated. Plot: No Plot, not like it would help. Likes: Whats there to like? There are like two really hot girls in the entire movie. But This alone is not enough to redeem this DVD. Music: No music! Scenes: Let us generalize the entire DVD as a loose collection of unrelated scenes.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/2/2025
Reviewed on: 8/31/2025 by Captain Jack
Starring: Robby Apples, Kimmy Kimm, Leo Vice, Chanel Camryn, Demi Hawks
Studio: Adult Time
Directed by: Dan Humes, Rhiannon Humes
Review brief: This is a continuation of the Adult Time series in which we get to know these girls in an intimate setting. Their partners do a brief interview finding out what they like and then they get intimate. Kimmy Kimm, Chanel Camryn and Demi Hawks get up close in this feature!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/20/2015
Reviewed on: 10/27/2024 by Captain Jack
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tommy Gunn, Manuel Ferrara, Tommy Pistol, Dakota James, Marina Angel, Miko Dai, Alina West
Studio: Reality Junkies
Review brief: This is a release from Reality Junkies giving us a look at some naughty schoolgirls. These teens look great in their school uniforms and look even better out of them! This one stars Dakota James, Marina Angel, Alina West and Miko Dai.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/30/2024
Reviewed on: 3/2/2024 by Captain Jack
Starring: Cali Sweets, Alex Coal, Tiffany Watson, Erin Everheart, Electra Rayne, Adalind Gray, Willow Ryder, Dharma Jones
Studio: Girlfriends Films
Review brief: This is the latest Girlfriend Films release in which these girls are crazy! But in a good way! There are 4 scenes here with short storylines that set up the scenarios. Alex Coal and Dharma Jones, Tiffany Watson and Erin Everhart, Electra Rayne and Adalind Gray and Willow Ryder and Cali Sweets are the pairings in this title.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/9/2018
Reviewed on: 9/3/2023 by Captain Jack
Starring: Lily Love (USA), Kenna James, Adria Rae, Chloe Cherry, Charlotte Sartre, Scarlett Sage, Khloe Kapri
Studio: Web Young
Directed by: Alan X
Review brief: This is a Web Young release from a couple of years ago with some of the top young stars in porn! Chloe Cherry, Adria Rae and Lily Love play a very sexy game of Truth or Dare. Scarlett Sage and Charlotte Sartre are total opposites but find they have more in common than they think! And Khloe Kapri realizes that she''s in love with her step-sister, Kenna James.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/3/2019
Reviewed on: 7/18/2022 by Captain Jack
Starring: Kenzie Madison [I] (female)
Studio: Excogi
Review brief: Exploited College Girls or ExCoGi as people call it, is a popular website showing girls'' first times on film! Every girl says she had a good time with the studio and it was very professional! This scene is special to me. I interviewed Kenzie Madison before she had ever shot her first scene. She then shot for ExCoGi and I talked to her right after the scene to see how it went! This is the result!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/21/2019
Reviewed on: 3/13/2022 by Captain Jack
Starring: Tyler Nixon, Jay Smooth, Damon Dice, Chloe Cherry, Sam Shock, MaryKate Moss, Natalie Knight, Lana Sharapova
Studio: Erotica X
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: James Avalon directs this release for Erotica X and he has some true beauties in this one! Chloe Cherry is a star and leads off this volume. Mackenzie Moss, Lana Sharapova and Natalie Knight round out the case. That is some sexy women!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/10/2021
Reviewed on: 8/6/2021 by Captain Jack
Starring: Ashley Lane, Rob Piper, Ella Hughes, Jill Kassidy, Freddy Gong, Jesus Reyes, Allie Nicole, Baby Nicols, Darrell Deeps, Pressure
Studio: Blacked.com
Directed by: Laurent Sky, Julia Grandi
Review brief: The latest release from Blacked.com is this series in which these hot babes ignite a fire in the loins of their man! They have a sexy cast in this one including Ashley Lane, Jill Kassidy, Allie Nicole, Ella Hughes and Baby Nicols.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/19/2020
Reviewed on: 7/2/2020 by sexotics2006
Starring: Elexis Monroe, Marie McCray, Kat Monroe, Emma Hix, Callie Black
Studio: 1000 Facials
Review brief: Thankfully we have sites like ADT to keep you from accidentally buying pieces of absolute trash like this release. Four poorly shot 20 minute blowjobs (no other action) COULD have been saved by one pretty awesome drenching cumshot. But I watched it again and realized it was completely fake. The guy is holding a tube on the underside of his cock when he squirts fake cum on Kat Monroe's face. What a FUCKING loser. And the pun is definitely intended. Callie Black should have walked out on the on-site make-up artist. The cumshot on Elexis Munroe's tits is fake as well. The guy is not even hard and barely has any interest in massaging his flaccid cannelloni to peel off 14 shots of cum? Please. Yes, Slimewave is fake too, but at least it's obvious and therefore sort of cool. They don't attempt to dupe the viewer like a mindless moron. No director name is even on the cover of this release. Big surprise.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/1/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2019 by Flash
Starring: Jessica Love, Poppy Morgan, Renee Richards, Natalie Heck, Franki, Wendy Jayne
Studio: Television X
Review brief: Toy Soldiers is an all-girl all-sex masturbation only movie from an uncredited director. Toy Soldiers was obviously made fast and cheap, and the result looks it. Whoever was behind this movie didn't bring anything to the movie, and as a result, Toy Soldiers isn't worth watching. Dreamlight Studios has done a disappointing job with their streaming-only edition on TVXHardcore.com with good sound quality but lacking picture quality.
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