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1 Lucky Fuck 3
Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006 by scipio
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Hip-Hop Divas Orgy 3
Release date: 9/24/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006 by iwork247
Starring: Delicious, Butterfly, Ashley Fox, Alayah Sashu, Krystal Wett, Aaiyah Brown
Studio: Visual Images
Review brief: The first Hip-Hop Divas Orgy was off the chain to a certain extent compared to the very few black g/g orgy films out on the market. The second couldn't come as close but had great potential. This third installment is just a waste of time, money, and film. It doesn't hold a candle to any black lesbian film that has ever came out! The stars of the film are a red double headed dildo and a pink regular dildo. These girls shove the dildos in them before even getting their pussies licked! Just dry humping a dildo no lube is even applied. There is a minimal amout of pussy licking action. There are tons of time wasted on shooting all of these girls in the same room having more pleasure with themselves than with each other. Most of the time the girls are watching other girls and damn near all of them had the expression on their faces as if they couldn't wait until it was over. They even use the double headed dildo as a single headed dildo which didn't make much sense in my opinion. Basically, don't waste your time or money on this one.
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Flogd & Fukt and Painful Endurance
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Austin Masters, Tom Vaccaro, Robert Black, Jeffrey Alan, Bryce Pierce, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen, Chris Ward, Rik Jammer, Scott Samson
Studio: Raging Stallion
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Review brief: Two perfectly silly pseudo S & M flicks combined on one dick numbing DVD. Guys are bound and then seemingly tortured in ways that wouldnt cause anyone to break a sweat. The bound are given minute shocks to their tits and genitals, swatted with tiny whips that couldn't hurt a fly if you hit one dead on, and other ridiculous hokum. Now Im certainly not suggesting that guys be actually hurt in these films, but with the technical demands available these days they could make it seem a bit more real. The only painful endurance involved here is on the part of any viewer who sits through them.
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Getting Off Campus
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed.
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Sperm Splattered 2
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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101 Facial Cum Shots
Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2006 by Sufficiently Bored
Studio: Fat Dog
Review brief: This is the most terrible DVD. 1) It is recorded from VHS, so is one chapter. There is no skipping to your favorite scene. VHS is better since at least it preserves the part of tape where I last left. 2) It doesn't really matter though, since there are no scenes. The collection consists of random cuts from various OLD (80s and early 90s) movies. Each flash is under 5 seconds, not enough time to even see what's going on. 3) Many of the scenes repeat themselves, just to cram 4 hours full of junk 4) There are a few facials in the beginning. The rest is a bunch of miscellenia with very few facials. Apart from the facials, you never see the girls' faces. Duh, I'm into facials because I like to look at faces.
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Induction
Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Robert Black, Sky Donovan
Studio: Raging Stallion
Review brief: I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer.
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Million Dollar Ass 3
Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006 by Joerg
Studio: Lucky Devil
Review brief: The box covers feature the famous and wonderful pornstar VENUS but when you start playing the title she isn't on the initial credits nor there is any scene with her in the whole footage. The featured girls are nothing special, surely not on par with VENUS. Lucky Devil studio should be afraid of what they have done with this title, such a misleading box cover featuring a famous pornstar that doesn't appear in the title, that's way more than just fishy that's just a stupid trick to rip customers off. I am really disgusted by such a low way of doing business. When the box cover doesn't match the real footage something must be really wrong. Ripping your customers off like this it's the best way to have them stop buying/renting your titles. And Lucky Devil Productions surely seems to deserve it. They should stop selling this title if they can't provide the VENUS footage that appears on the box covers. Avoid this title at all costs.
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Tommy's Bareback Trilogy
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kenan Wade, Skateboard Steve, Tommy Rock
Studio: D & E
Review brief: Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy.
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Deep Throat This 17
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Amsterdam-2-B
Starring: Charlie, Sophia, John West, Brooke, Jonathan Simms, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Becca Bratt, Franco, Shawnie, Katin, Aspen Stevens, Anell, Britney Madison, Summer Sweet, Mario Casini
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: I will only comment on scenes with Peter North. Scene 6 with Becca Bratt is an absolute MUST-SEE ! Scene 3 Felicia Fox GIVE ME A COCK TO SUCK { 8 out of 10 } Lovely Felicia starts sucking Peters cock as he lays back on the bed. To his liking she slurps his dick spitting lots of saliva almost choking on his meat. After some titty-fucking she chokes again on Peters cock in a semi-69. As Peter is standing on the bed she sucks his balls and she slurps again (nice pov). Peter rewards her great work with a nice load on her face some in her mouth. Alas, she dumps the goo from her mouth on her chin but does a nice clean-up of Peters cock. Scene 4 Caitin I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PUMP MY MOUTH { 6 out of 10 } Caitin does some nice sucking on Peters cock with a lot of ingredients like ball-licking, titty-fucking/-slapping , 69 and even some swallowing in the end but it strikes me as being uninspired.
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Straight From Mexico 2
Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Christian Ruiz, Daniel Manrique, Ivan Newton, Ricardo Tomez, Rilag Cardenaz, Soberon Sodi
Studio: Toro Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: I have two things against this film. First is its awful and excruciatingly boring. Secondly it scams the poor dupes who appear on camera. The makers of this travesty have advertised that they are looking for salesmen. The non-existent product varies. Its lube, or underwear, or something else. The guys are told that they need to show themselves to us the prospective employers. In order to get those who are reluctant to get naked and spank the monkey, they are given monetary inducements. Will you take your shirt off for 100 pesos? (Thats less than $10.) Another 100 pesos to remove trousers, etc. It takes forever, which makes for tedium and being an honest guy I feel so bad for these poor guys who are being lied to. They need money and they think they are doing this not just for the pesos they are getting now but also for regular job. It is a cruel deception and its shameful. Only one of themDanielis not part of the hoax. He performs a striptease for the camera. Hes a young guy with a short goatee. Unlike the others hes cut.
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Trouser Treats
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: Synopsis: A bunch of polish guys (non english and they looked Polish) pretend to be architects and business men surveying the woods on where to put a building (I guess) Wow..pathetic...looks like its from the 80s with the clothing style. What we have here is BAD PRODUCT once again from Arena. Two guys fuck and suck in an outhouse. Camera angles are terrible. Video and sound is horrendous. After their romp, they head to some battered building and meet up with a few more guys in bad clothes. They all then have sex while techno music plays.
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Backside Boys
Release date: 5/24/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Starring: Bob, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Alexandre, Diego, Rock The Icon
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Lo-Down: Another Arena title..and what does that mean? Lame mechanical sex with half hard dicks. Non English..no subtitles. Brazilian or Italian guys. This one really pushes the boundaries of bad product. Running at about 118 minutes, all we get are 4 sex scenes stretched to endurance of patience levels. Nothing original.
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Romans and Gladiators
Release date: 9/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Another "Arena Title" (This company is lamo) Synopsis: Guy is sitting in his room when all of a sudden a book magically appears on a table. He walks over to the book, opens it and sees a photo of 2 guys kissing. The photo comes alive in the pages and the scene transfers to the guys in the book. This happens 4 tiresome times in about 84 minutes. The last sex scene has one of the people from the book materialize in the guys room, and they then proceed to have the same lame mechanical sex that we seen in the previous 3 segments. Cocks can barely maintain full erection in all the segments. This also had many spots where the disc had minor pixelation. The dvd had zero scratches on it so I guess its a cheap dvd authoring company.
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Stripped Naked
Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Lo-Down: 14 sex scenes...actually 7 with the same guys; just stretched out to 14 in the Menu section. 112 minutes. A non English presentation with no subtitles. The guys seemed to be either Brazilian or Italian. No setups or situations..just cheaply produced porn by someone who bought a consumer video camera. Guys walk into camera focus and proceed to suck, and try to shove flacid dicks into man ass. *Yawn The sex was ALL mechanical and lame. Nobody enjoyed anything. They just went thru the motions. Not one cock was able to maintain a full erection. In many spots the disc had minor pixelation. The dvd had zero scratches on it so I guess its a cheap dvd authoring company.
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Young Cream Pies 12
Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: What a MAJOR dissapointment! Featuring 6 scenes of crappy video compilations from the early to mid 90s (I'm guessing the dates from some of the mullet and goofy ass haircuts some of the males have.) Some "lo-lights".... Well, its called cream pies, which means the guys cum inside the girls...with the exception of one girl, we see poor pies with no cream. *Argh!!!!! My EYES!!!!!!!!! Seriously, if I had known Ed Powers was gonna be in this I would have SKIPPED this disc altogether! I dont know about real life..well I do if I judge how (I) have sex...and thats WITHOUT wearing my glasses..oh, and when I DO wear socks, they are nice WHITE SPORT SOCKS..not black dress socks! WTF????????? Another scene has some chick screwing her real life boyfriend... an overweight hispanic guy who just lays there cause his fat ass cant do too much..now I aint got nuthin against overweight people..I used to be 50 lbs over once myself..but I am sure I wouldnt want to be filmed while FAT and naked!..Too much realism for me..porn is supposed to about fantasy. All in all, much ado about nothing.
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Ass Slammin' Sex Addicts
Release date: 11/6/2005
Reviewed on: 12/1/2005 by Ryder7
Starring: Randy Mixer, Sparky O'Toole, Ryan Yeager, Danny Sommers, Ty Jones, Blake McDonald, RA Richards, Pierce Daniels, Tad Garrett, Johnny Dawes, J.D. Slater, Brad Mason, Jeff Tracey, Les Stine, Paul Monroe, Tony Madison
Studio: Tool Factory
Review brief: Short and not so sweet... ...A compilation of scenes from "HIS VIDEOs" past releases featuring stuff from the 70s, 80s & 90s. Released by the "Tool Factory," I wonder if a "tool" put this crap together. Touting 4 hours of gay ass slamin, this was nothing more than terribly edited, no heat, and overall worthless sex scenes...15 in all. Not one scene was worth a damn.
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Deception (Lava Phoenix)
Release date: 6/24/2005
Reviewed on: 10/9/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Natasha, Mary Jane, Daisy, Nicole, Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Hollie Stevens, Scott Nails, Hailey Young, Veronica Jett, Brianna Beach
Studio: Lava Releasing
Directed by: Rick Cuban
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 2004 Director: Rick Cuban Cast: Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Brianna Beach, Veronica Jett, Mary Jane, Scott Nails, Hollie Stevens, Haily Young, Natasha, Nicole, and Daisy The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from Slave 2 Lust Productions, so Im going into this one with a pretty open mind. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Convicts Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a feature or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects pretty much suck. Theres a decent balance in the audio between Sandra and Lee, but theres also some background noises. Some of it sounds kind of music-like, but it rests in the background so much like background noise that I thought the people next door to where the movie was shot were probably a bit prudish and turned up the radio to cover up the noises from the porn set. In other places you can tell that theres actual music.
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Tushy Girl Video Magazine Mega Pack
Release date: 6/12/2005
Reviewed on: 8/16/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Shay Sweet, Mark Davis, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Monique DeMoan, Alexandra Nice, Montana Gunn, Heather Lynn, Cherry Mirage, Seymore Butts, Brooke Hunter, Hakan, Adajja, Alexandra Quinn, Tanya Danielle, Darla Crane, Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Sterlyng, Jenna Davis, Kiki Daire, Adrianna
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Tushy Girl Video Magazine Mega Pack Studio: Seymore Butts Category: Compilation Director: Seymore Butts Starring: Shay Sweet, Mark Davis, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Monique DeMoan, Alexandra Nice, Montana Gunn, Heather Lynn, Cherry Mirage, Seymore Butts, Brooke Hunter, Hakan, Adajja, Alexandra Quinn, Tanya Danielle, Darla Crane, Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Sterlyng, Jenna Davis, Kiki Daire, Adrianna What I Liked Quickest of the quick review here I lost all my work last night due to a stupid automatic upgrade from my computer anyway, this is not like a movie itself but more of a BTS type.
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Ruff Neck Rehab
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 8/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: The Latino Fan Club really must get a proper method of creating their so-called DVDs. If you turn the back over you will see the telltale coloring of DVD-ROMs. This particular one would not play on either the oldest or the newest of my DVD players. On another one where it did play it stuck and skipped like a drunken spastic. From what I could deduce between the stops and jerks, the film begins with a stud taking drugs and being admitted to a rehab center. He is ordered to shower and the handsome stud supervising him watches with increased interest as our druggy soaps up his uncut shlong. The hunky supervisor strips and joins the patient in the shower. The supervisors nice cock is hard. He assists in soaping his charge and kneels to suck the sizeable dick. When they dry off he returns briefly to sucking the now hard cock and bends over to take it up the ass. We see a counseling session where some of the guys are introduced. The DVD jumped through this and I missed some of the intros. I dont think there was any sex in the scene.
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Cum On My Face 1 (Private)
Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 7/10/2005 by BounceIt
Starring: Zoltan, Frank Thring, Kevin Long, Jana, Thalia, Barbara Voice, Jacqueline Stone, Liz Honey, Suzie Carina, Melissa Black, Ricardo Bell, Sylvi, Gina Pearl, Delfynn Delage
Studio: Private
Directed by: Max Bellocchio, Frank Thring
Review brief: Who should watch it: Fellatio fans (please go read baskkk2003's review) Who should avoid it: Anyone who wants to see something in addition to fellatio What I Liked About 30 seconds worth of good looking chicks. What I Disliked There's nothing but BJ. DVD Quality Techically it's about average for Private, there's a music video/karaoke clip of an apperantly original song titled "Cum on my fact". This is the only segment on the DVD I didn't fast forwarded thru, which is a sad thing to say about a porno DVD. Closer Look On one hand I am a very picky porn watcher, on the other hand, it's very rare that I can't find anything to like about a porno. With the help of the Fast Forward button, I can make any tape/DVD a tolerable passtime. But not this time. I have been disappointed before, but never like this. As a result, I find myself typing up my first ever porno review. With a title like 'Cum on my face 1', normally I would not have rented this DVD.
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Belladonna: My Ass Is Haunted
Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/23/2005 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
Starring: Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Isobel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I was so excited to review this DVD -- at least for the awesome title alone. Plus, I love Bella. But unfortunatley this DVD put me off porn for a while, and I'm only now coming back to reviewing after taking a break based on my gross-out with this video. It started great: two smokin' hot natural chicks with sex toys -- big ones, too. I was thrilled to see the dildo cocksucking begin, that is until it became the gag game. One girl would start sucking, then gag, then start dry heaving onto the cock, and keep going -- you could see her stomach actually heaving. Rivers of long, stringy stomach bile filamets would come out of their mouths, than they'd self-gag again to make more heave up. A girl would go down on a dildo, she'd heave on it, heave on it -- and then she'd come up with a moughtful of bile, blow bubbles with it, and the other girl would dig a hand into her mouth to pull out more stringy bile/drool and play with it, and eat it.
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EL 1 (NuTech)
Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with NuTechs anime features. For some reason I have hopes for this one. Initial Reaction: What the hell was that? Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little sex and a lot of confusion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting people who look like they enjoy sex or a well done across the boards adult cartoon. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual. Disc Problems: According to the movie side of the DVD theres supposed to be trailers on the B-side of the DVD, but nothings there.
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Men In Blue (Gino Pictures)
Release date: 3/14/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, Gino Colbert, Paul Morgan, Rod Garetto, Brent Cross, Ryan Block, Blue Blake, Rich Raines, Michael Crawford, Cutter West, Zachary Scott, Scott Lyons, Juan Antonio, Andreas Bergane, Rod Garreto
Studio: Gino Pictures
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: MEN IN BLUE is a 1998 film that has now been transferred to DVD. It stars and was written by Blue Blake. It was directed by Gino Colbert. Despite the rave reviews filling the cover, this is one of those videos that should have been left to die in oblivion. Officer Blue Blakea Los Angeles policeman despite his cockney accentsits in his patrol car guzzling whisky. Spying Paul Morgan and Gino Colbert in a parked car, Blue goes over and calls them faggots. He plants incriminating evidence in the car andat gunpointforces Gino to suck Pauls cock and let Paul cum in his mouth. This was just the teaser. We now watch the credits. After the credits we find Blue sitting in an interrogation room being interrogated by internal affairs officer Ron Jeremy. Fat and homely, Ron is a legend in straight pornwhich only goes to show we homos have it better than the heteros. Rona good actor, I must admitquestions Blue about the suicide of his young partner, Brent Cross. In a flashback we get the story Blue doesnt tell. Brent arrives at Blues apartment to pick him up for duty.
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Virtual Porn Star: Bunny Luv
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006 by scipio
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/24/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006 by iwork247
Starring: Delicious, Butterfly, Ashley Fox, Alayah Sashu, Krystal Wett, Aaiyah Brown
Studio: Visual Images
Review brief: The first Hip-Hop Divas Orgy was off the chain to a certain extent compared to the very few black g/g orgy films out on the market. The second couldn't come as close but had great potential. This third installment is just a waste of time, money, and film. It doesn't hold a candle to any black lesbian film that has ever came out! The stars of the film are a red double headed dildo and a pink regular dildo. These girls shove the dildos in them before even getting their pussies licked! Just dry humping a dildo no lube is even applied. There is a minimal amout of pussy licking action. There are tons of time wasted on shooting all of these girls in the same room having more pleasure with themselves than with each other. Most of the time the girls are watching other girls and damn near all of them had the expression on their faces as if they couldn't wait until it was over. They even use the double headed dildo as a single headed dildo which didn't make much sense in my opinion. Basically, don't waste your time or money on this one.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Austin Masters, Tom Vaccaro, Robert Black, Jeffrey Alan, Bryce Pierce, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen, Chris Ward, Rik Jammer, Scott Samson
Studio: Raging Stallion
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Review brief: Two perfectly silly pseudo S & M flicks combined on one dick numbing DVD. Guys are bound and then seemingly tortured in ways that wouldnt cause anyone to break a sweat. The bound are given minute shocks to their tits and genitals, swatted with tiny whips that couldn't hurt a fly if you hit one dead on, and other ridiculous hokum. Now Im certainly not suggesting that guys be actually hurt in these films, but with the technical demands available these days they could make it seem a bit more real. The only painful endurance involved here is on the part of any viewer who sits through them.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2006 by Sufficiently Bored
Studio: Fat Dog
Review brief: This is the most terrible DVD. 1) It is recorded from VHS, so is one chapter. There is no skipping to your favorite scene. VHS is better since at least it preserves the part of tape where I last left. 2) It doesn't really matter though, since there are no scenes. The collection consists of random cuts from various OLD (80s and early 90s) movies. Each flash is under 5 seconds, not enough time to even see what's going on. 3) Many of the scenes repeat themselves, just to cram 4 hours full of junk 4) There are a few facials in the beginning. The rest is a bunch of miscellenia with very few facials. Apart from the facials, you never see the girls' faces. Duh, I'm into facials because I like to look at faces.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Robert Black, Sky Donovan
Studio: Raging Stallion
Review brief: I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006 by Joerg
Studio: Lucky Devil
Review brief: The box covers feature the famous and wonderful pornstar VENUS but when you start playing the title she isn't on the initial credits nor there is any scene with her in the whole footage. The featured girls are nothing special, surely not on par with VENUS. Lucky Devil studio should be afraid of what they have done with this title, such a misleading box cover featuring a famous pornstar that doesn't appear in the title, that's way more than just fishy that's just a stupid trick to rip customers off. I am really disgusted by such a low way of doing business. When the box cover doesn't match the real footage something must be really wrong. Ripping your customers off like this it's the best way to have them stop buying/renting your titles. And Lucky Devil Productions surely seems to deserve it. They should stop selling this title if they can't provide the VENUS footage that appears on the box covers. Avoid this title at all costs.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kenan Wade, Skateboard Steve, Tommy Rock
Studio: D & E
Review brief: Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Amsterdam-2-B
Starring: Charlie, Sophia, John West, Brooke, Jonathan Simms, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Felicia Fox, Dominica Leoni, Becca Bratt, Franco, Shawnie, Katin, Aspen Stevens, Anell, Britney Madison, Summer Sweet, Mario Casini
Studio: Northstar Associates
Review brief: I will only comment on scenes with Peter North. Scene 6 with Becca Bratt is an absolute MUST-SEE ! Scene 3 Felicia Fox GIVE ME A COCK TO SUCK { 8 out of 10 } Lovely Felicia starts sucking Peters cock as he lays back on the bed. To his liking she slurps his dick spitting lots of saliva almost choking on his meat. After some titty-fucking she chokes again on Peters cock in a semi-69. As Peter is standing on the bed she sucks his balls and she slurps again (nice pov). Peter rewards her great work with a nice load on her face some in her mouth. Alas, she dumps the goo from her mouth on her chin but does a nice clean-up of Peters cock. Scene 4 Caitin I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PUMP MY MOUTH { 6 out of 10 } Caitin does some nice sucking on Peters cock with a lot of ingredients like ball-licking, titty-fucking/-slapping , 69 and even some swallowing in the end but it strikes me as being uninspired.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Christian Ruiz, Daniel Manrique, Ivan Newton, Ricardo Tomez, Rilag Cardenaz, Soberon Sodi
Studio: Toro Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: I have two things against this film. First is its awful and excruciatingly boring. Secondly it scams the poor dupes who appear on camera. The makers of this travesty have advertised that they are looking for salesmen. The non-existent product varies. Its lube, or underwear, or something else. The guys are told that they need to show themselves to us the prospective employers. In order to get those who are reluctant to get naked and spank the monkey, they are given monetary inducements. Will you take your shirt off for 100 pesos? (Thats less than $10.) Another 100 pesos to remove trousers, etc. It takes forever, which makes for tedium and being an honest guy I feel so bad for these poor guys who are being lied to. They need money and they think they are doing this not just for the pesos they are getting now but also for regular job. It is a cruel deception and its shameful. Only one of themDanielis not part of the hoax. He performs a striptease for the camera. Hes a young guy with a short goatee. Unlike the others hes cut.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: Man's Best
Review brief: Synopsis: A bunch of polish guys (non english and they looked Polish) pretend to be architects and business men surveying the woods on where to put a building (I guess) Wow..pathetic...looks like its from the 80s with the clothing style. What we have here is BAD PRODUCT once again from Arena. Two guys fuck and suck in an outhouse. Camera angles are terrible. Video and sound is horrendous. After their romp, they head to some battered building and meet up with a few more guys in bad clothes. They all then have sex while techno music plays.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/24/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Starring: Bob, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Alexandre, Diego, Rock The Icon
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Lo-Down: Another Arena title..and what does that mean? Lame mechanical sex with half hard dicks. Non English..no subtitles. Brazilian or Italian guys. This one really pushes the boundaries of bad product. Running at about 118 minutes, all we get are 4 sex scenes stretched to endurance of patience levels. Nothing original.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/30/2005
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Another "Arena Title" (This company is lamo) Synopsis: Guy is sitting in his room when all of a sudden a book magically appears on a table. He walks over to the book, opens it and sees a photo of 2 guys kissing. The photo comes alive in the pages and the scene transfers to the guys in the book. This happens 4 tiresome times in about 84 minutes. The last sex scene has one of the people from the book materialize in the guys room, and they then proceed to have the same lame mechanical sex that we seen in the previous 3 segments. Cocks can barely maintain full erection in all the segments. This also had many spots where the disc had minor pixelation. The dvd had zero scratches on it so I guess its a cheap dvd authoring company.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 12/21/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: Lo-Down: 14 sex scenes...actually 7 with the same guys; just stretched out to 14 in the Menu section. 112 minutes. A non English presentation with no subtitles. The guys seemed to be either Brazilian or Italian. No setups or situations..just cheaply produced porn by someone who bought a consumer video camera. Guys walk into camera focus and proceed to suck, and try to shove flacid dicks into man ass. *Yawn The sex was ALL mechanical and lame. Nobody enjoyed anything. They just went thru the motions. Not one cock was able to maintain a full erection. In many spots the disc had minor pixelation. The dvd had zero scratches on it so I guess its a cheap dvd authoring company.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 12/9/2005 by Ryder7
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: What a MAJOR dissapointment! Featuring 6 scenes of crappy video compilations from the early to mid 90s (I'm guessing the dates from some of the mullet and goofy ass haircuts some of the males have.) Some "lo-lights".... Well, its called cream pies, which means the guys cum inside the girls...with the exception of one girl, we see poor pies with no cream. *Argh!!!!! My EYES!!!!!!!!! Seriously, if I had known Ed Powers was gonna be in this I would have SKIPPED this disc altogether! I dont know about real life..well I do if I judge how (I) have sex...and thats WITHOUT wearing my glasses..oh, and when I DO wear socks, they are nice WHITE SPORT SOCKS..not black dress socks! WTF????????? Another scene has some chick screwing her real life boyfriend... an overweight hispanic guy who just lays there cause his fat ass cant do too much..now I aint got nuthin against overweight people..I used to be 50 lbs over once myself..but I am sure I wouldnt want to be filmed while FAT and naked!..Too much realism for me..porn is supposed to about fantasy. All in all, much ado about nothing.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/6/2005
Reviewed on: 12/1/2005 by Ryder7
Starring: Randy Mixer, Sparky O'Toole, Ryan Yeager, Danny Sommers, Ty Jones, Blake McDonald, RA Richards, Pierce Daniels, Tad Garrett, Johnny Dawes, J.D. Slater, Brad Mason, Jeff Tracey, Les Stine, Paul Monroe, Tony Madison
Studio: Tool Factory
Review brief: Short and not so sweet... ...A compilation of scenes from "HIS VIDEOs" past releases featuring stuff from the 70s, 80s & 90s. Released by the "Tool Factory," I wonder if a "tool" put this crap together. Touting 4 hours of gay ass slamin, this was nothing more than terribly edited, no heat, and overall worthless sex scenes...15 in all. Not one scene was worth a damn.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/24/2005
Reviewed on: 10/9/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Natasha, Mary Jane, Daisy, Nicole, Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Hollie Stevens, Scott Nails, Hailey Young, Veronica Jett, Brianna Beach
Studio: Lava Releasing
Directed by: Rick Cuban
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 11 / 1 / 2004 Director: Rick Cuban Cast: Lee Stone, Sandra Romain, Brianna Beach, Veronica Jett, Mary Jane, Scott Nails, Hollie Stevens, Haily Young, Natasha, Nicole, and Daisy The Short Story Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything from Slave 2 Lust Productions, so Im going into this one with a pretty open mind. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Convicts Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a feature or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects pretty much suck. Theres a decent balance in the audio between Sandra and Lee, but theres also some background noises. Some of it sounds kind of music-like, but it rests in the background so much like background noise that I thought the people next door to where the movie was shot were probably a bit prudish and turned up the radio to cover up the noises from the porn set. In other places you can tell that theres actual music.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/12/2005
Reviewed on: 8/16/2005 by dandaman
Starring: Shay Sweet, Mark Davis, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Monique DeMoan, Alexandra Nice, Montana Gunn, Heather Lynn, Cherry Mirage, Seymore Butts, Brooke Hunter, Hakan, Adajja, Alexandra Quinn, Tanya Danielle, Darla Crane, Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Sterlyng, Jenna Davis, Kiki Daire, Adrianna
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Tushy Girl Video Magazine Mega Pack Studio: Seymore Butts Category: Compilation Director: Seymore Butts Starring: Shay Sweet, Mark Davis, Gina Ryder, Tyce Bune, Monique DeMoan, Alexandra Nice, Montana Gunn, Heather Lynn, Cherry Mirage, Seymore Butts, Brooke Hunter, Hakan, Adajja, Alexandra Quinn, Tanya Danielle, Darla Crane, Alisha Klass, McKayla Matthews, Samantha Sterlyng, Jenna Davis, Kiki Daire, Adrianna What I Liked Quickest of the quick review here I lost all my work last night due to a stupid automatic upgrade from my computer anyway, this is not like a movie itself but more of a BTS type.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 8/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Latino Fan Club
Review brief: The Latino Fan Club really must get a proper method of creating their so-called DVDs. If you turn the back over you will see the telltale coloring of DVD-ROMs. This particular one would not play on either the oldest or the newest of my DVD players. On another one where it did play it stuck and skipped like a drunken spastic. From what I could deduce between the stops and jerks, the film begins with a stud taking drugs and being admitted to a rehab center. He is ordered to shower and the handsome stud supervising him watches with increased interest as our druggy soaps up his uncut shlong. The hunky supervisor strips and joins the patient in the shower. The supervisors nice cock is hard. He assists in soaping his charge and kneels to suck the sizeable dick. When they dry off he returns briefly to sucking the now hard cock and bends over to take it up the ass. We see a counseling session where some of the guys are introduced. The DVD jumped through this and I missed some of the intros. I dont think there was any sex in the scene.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 7/10/2005 by BounceIt
Starring: Zoltan, Frank Thring, Kevin Long, Jana, Thalia, Barbara Voice, Jacqueline Stone, Liz Honey, Suzie Carina, Melissa Black, Ricardo Bell, Sylvi, Gina Pearl, Delfynn Delage
Studio: Private
Directed by: Max Bellocchio, Frank Thring
Review brief: Who should watch it: Fellatio fans (please go read baskkk2003's review) Who should avoid it: Anyone who wants to see something in addition to fellatio What I Liked About 30 seconds worth of good looking chicks. What I Disliked There's nothing but BJ. DVD Quality Techically it's about average for Private, there's a music video/karaoke clip of an apperantly original song titled "Cum on my fact". This is the only segment on the DVD I didn't fast forwarded thru, which is a sad thing to say about a porno DVD. Closer Look On one hand I am a very picky porn watcher, on the other hand, it's very rare that I can't find anything to like about a porno. With the help of the Fast Forward button, I can make any tape/DVD a tolerable passtime. But not this time. I have been disappointed before, but never like this. As a result, I find myself typing up my first ever porno review. With a title like 'Cum on my face 1', normally I would not have rented this DVD.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/15/2004
Reviewed on: 6/23/2005 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
Starring: Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Julie Night, Roxy Jezel, Kayla Marie, Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Isobel, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I was so excited to review this DVD -- at least for the awesome title alone. Plus, I love Bella. But unfortunatley this DVD put me off porn for a while, and I'm only now coming back to reviewing after taking a break based on my gross-out with this video. It started great: two smokin' hot natural chicks with sex toys -- big ones, too. I was thrilled to see the dildo cocksucking begin, that is until it became the gag game. One girl would start sucking, then gag, then start dry heaving onto the cock, and keep going -- you could see her stomach actually heaving. Rivers of long, stringy stomach bile filamets would come out of their mouths, than they'd self-gag again to make more heave up. A girl would go down on a dildo, she'd heave on it, heave on it -- and then she'd come up with a moughtful of bile, blow bubbles with it, and the other girl would dig a hand into her mouth to pull out more stringy bile/drool and play with it, and eat it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/13/2005 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: None given Cast: Animated with voices by Shelbee Myne and Lola The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results with NuTechs anime features. For some reason I have hopes for this one. Initial Reaction: What the hell was that? Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a little sex and a lot of confusion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting people who look like they enjoy sex or a well done across the boards adult cartoon. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio and changes to fit each scene in the movie, whether its sexual or non-sexual. Disc Problems: According to the movie side of the DVD theres supposed to be trailers on the B-side of the DVD, but nothings there.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/14/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Sharon Kane, Ron Jeremy, Gino Colbert, Paul Morgan, Rod Garetto, Brent Cross, Ryan Block, Blue Blake, Rich Raines, Michael Crawford, Cutter West, Zachary Scott, Scott Lyons, Juan Antonio, Andreas Bergane, Rod Garreto
Studio: Gino Pictures
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Review brief: MEN IN BLUE is a 1998 film that has now been transferred to DVD. It stars and was written by Blue Blake. It was directed by Gino Colbert. Despite the rave reviews filling the cover, this is one of those videos that should have been left to die in oblivion. Officer Blue Blakea Los Angeles policeman despite his cockney accentsits in his patrol car guzzling whisky. Spying Paul Morgan and Gino Colbert in a parked car, Blue goes over and calls them faggots. He plants incriminating evidence in the car andat gunpointforces Gino to suck Pauls cock and let Paul cum in his mouth. This was just the teaser. We now watch the credits. After the credits we find Blue sitting in an interrogation room being interrogated by internal affairs officer Ron Jeremy. Fat and homely, Ron is a legend in straight pornwhich only goes to show we homos have it better than the heteros. Rona good actor, I must admitquestions Blue about the suicide of his young partner, Brent Cross. In a flashback we get the story Blue doesnt tell. Brent arrives at Blues apartment to pick him up for duty.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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