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Bukkake: Orgies & Gang-Bangs
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by hector
Studio: Avica
Review brief: I suppose one shouldn't expect too high ethical standards from producers of porn movies, but this dvd - "bukkake orgies and gang-bangs" - has to be one of the worst cases of misinformation I have seen, stretching the limits. For starters, the very inviting cover picture, which, like the tag line ("filthy, cum-glazed, multiply penetrated etc. etc.), promises some pretty raunchy action has no bearing whatsoever on the contents of the video. Such misinformation could almost be considered industry standard, I suppose. But this movie contains neither orgies, nor gang bangs, and definitely no bukkake (spelled bukkaki by the morons who put this junk together). The promised "underground japanese" action consists of one pathetic run-of-the-mill sex scene with some not particularly attracive japanese girl, and that's it. The rest is some scraps from old tapes (not japanese) of so poor quality that it is virtually unwatchable.
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Diva X: Kaoru (Pixis)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/5/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Plot: Nope. Nada. Nothing. Not only is there no plot, there is no dialogue. Do you know how badly this ticks me off? Geeze, people. At least say "hello" or something! Where I come from, it is considered polite to introduce yourself before licking their nipple. The Cast: As the title implies, Kaoru is the leading lady on this disk. She's actually quite cute. She wears the same outfit throughout the DVD, mainly a pair of orange latex shorts and a tank top. She looks very young with a tight body and pretty nice breasts. Whether or not they're real... I dunno. I don't really care, either. After watching her have sex, I'd rather screw a sheep. At least the sheep will try and squirm away. :-) The one guy she has sex with has some really nice hair on him. He's hung pretty well, and he certainly seems to have her complete attention. I have no idea what his name is.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by hector
Studio: Avica
Review brief: I suppose one shouldn't expect too high ethical standards from producers of porn movies, but this dvd - "bukkake orgies and gang-bangs" - has to be one of the worst cases of misinformation I have seen, stretching the limits. For starters, the very inviting cover picture, which, like the tag line ("filthy, cum-glazed, multiply penetrated etc. etc.), promises some pretty raunchy action has no bearing whatsoever on the contents of the video. Such misinformation could almost be considered industry standard, I suppose. But this movie contains neither orgies, nor gang bangs, and definitely no bukkake (spelled bukkaki by the morons who put this junk together). The promised "underground japanese" action consists of one pathetic run-of-the-mill sex scene with some not particularly attracive japanese girl, and that's it. The rest is some scraps from old tapes (not japanese) of so poor quality that it is virtually unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/5/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Plot: Nope. Nada. Nothing. Not only is there no plot, there is no dialogue. Do you know how badly this ticks me off? Geeze, people. At least say "hello" or something! Where I come from, it is considered polite to introduce yourself before licking their nipple. The Cast: As the title implies, Kaoru is the leading lady on this disk. She's actually quite cute. She wears the same outfit throughout the DVD, mainly a pair of orange latex shorts and a tank top. She looks very young with a tight body and pretty nice breasts. Whether or not they're real... I dunno. I don't really care, either. After watching her have sex, I'd rather screw a sheep. At least the sheep will try and squirm away. :-) The one guy she has sex with has some really nice hair on him. He's hung pretty well, and he certainly seems to have her complete attention. I have no idea what his name is.
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