the gynecologist has reviewed 5 adult movies .
the gynecologist's Movie Reviews (5)
Release date: 12/2/2002
Reviewed on: 6/27/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Houston, Jay Ashley, Layla Jade, Mark Wood, Tanya Danielle, Olivia O'Lovely, Kelly Erikson, Zora Banx
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: This big-tit themed title is a decent offering from Metro. It featured a couple of girls I've never seen before, Olivia O'Lovely and Kelly Erikson. This disc tries to poke fun at how porn movies sometimes try to incorporate plots when all the fans want to see is sex. Each scene starts out with Houston telling us what was supposed to happen in the "original" script. Scene 1-Kelly Erikson. Kelly is a pretty hot boobed blonde, who looks excellent in RCG. Kelly moans a lot while in mish, her next position. The scene progresses to doggy, and a large stream of the pop misses Kelly's face to end the scene. A decent scene, I will look for more of Kelly. Scene 2-Tanya Danielle/Zora Banks. The scene starts with both the girls in corsets and stockings with no panties. I've always thought Tanya has perfect tits and I like her a lot, though her unwillingness to do a boy/girl scene is somewhat of a downside. Zora sucks Tanya's nipples until they're hard, and the girls rub tits together. Tanya gets ate out while rubbing her beautiful tits.
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Release date: 12/27/2000
Reviewed on: 6/26/2003
Studio: Dane
Starring: Rain, Jay, Jay Ashley, Syren, Dominka, Julie Schafer, Junior, Herschel Savage
Review brief: Synopsis: Comprised of four scenes, with one anal scene. A rampant theme throughout this episode of "nineteen" is weak popshots. I bet these girls were more than happy to collect their paychecks while only enduring a minimum load on the face. Scene 1-Syren. I've seen her before, namely in Jake Steed's Little White Chicks... series. In that DVD, she is real nasty, sucking 3 huge black dicks and taking it in the ass along with a DP. She doen't get nearly as nasty here, but it's a decent scene. Syren has about B-cup size tits and brown hair. In her scene she plays a farmer's daughter who takes a roll in the hay with a visiting man. Syren sucks his cock like a hoover, never taking her mouth off it. She gets fingers in her cunt and ass and moans loudly while getting ate out. The first position is mish, then doggy and there is hay all over them. In CG, the next position, Syren's ass is red from being slapped. She receives a below-average pop on the right side of her face and gives a little post-head. Scene 2-Cherry Rain. She's reffered to as just "Rain" here.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 6/25/2003
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Ed Powers, Randy West, Shane
Review brief: Had I known this was a sampler disc, I wouldn't have bought it. It might as well be a DVD of trailers. The disc is comprised for the most part of about 3 min. clips for each title. Reading the box back, I was excited to see it listed scenes with Tera Patrick and Jenna Haze, come to find out Jenna doesn't even appear. Clips: 1. Dirty Debutantes #211-Carmen Luvana. She gives a BJ with a condom on, then goes through a routine fucking. 2. The Real Naturals #5-Kristina Black. Gets pounded pretty hard in doggy. Average. 3. Cockless #1-Cherry Rain. Pretty lame lesbo scene, had to resist fast fowarding. 4. New Ends #13-Four random chicks doing anal, 2 spanish, 1 asian, 1 american. 5. Dirty Dirty Debutante #1-Goldie. Titted girl in an average scene. 6. Exotica Erotica-2 ethnic whores, 1 gets fucked. 7. Black Dirty Debutantes #21-Crap scene. 8. Touch and Feety #2-Crap scene with blonde. These scenes are all from Ed Powers and feature average audio/video. The next scenes are from Randy West and feature slightly better video. 1.
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Release date: 10/18/2001
Reviewed on: 6/24/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lovette, Mark Davis, Chris Cannon, Houston, Kianna Bradley, Wendi Knight, Dale Dabone, Nicole Sheridan, Juliet Sheridon
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: A pretty good big-tit themed title, especially if you find it at a decent price. I really love Houston, so this was a no-brainer for me. Scene 1-Lovette. A not too attractive blonde, she is the one knock against this disc's superior-looking cast. She gives pretty good head, almost a whole deep-throat, gets her ass fingered, then her pierced pussy is skipped altogether as the action goes straight to an anal mish. Then a CG anal, then she gets pounded pretty good in RCG anal. There is a short tit fuck and a PS on her mouth. Scene 2-Houston. Houston looks amazing in her yellow outfit, and there are great closeups of her hot mouth during the BJ. She gets a finger in her ass and cunt. The first position is doggy, with great views of her fantastic ass. Next balls-deep RCG anal. Then doggy anal and by this time her ass is all nice and sweaty. Pretty good PS on her hot mouth and beautiful lips. Very good scene. Scene 3-Houston and Juliet Sheridon. I am just recovering from the last Houston scene when she appears again, much to my delight.
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Release date: 5/19/2001
Reviewed on: 4/14/2003
Studio: Cream
Review brief: If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it. The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum.
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