Tight Slut Club Review

Reviewed by the gynecologist  on  4/14/2003

If you want an example of how grainy and crappy porn used to look, then by all means pick this up. Those currently spoiled on high quality gonzo from companies such as Red Light and Evil Angel probably shouldn't watch this. I happened to receive this DVD for free and would not say it's worth 1 cent if you happen to pay for it.

The first scene starts out with the ever-cliched "pizza delivery guy" bringing a blonde bimbo a pizza (I don't recognize her, it probably doesn't matter anyway.) She then asks him to apply oil to her body. Claiming he has to get back to work, but then agreeing, he fingers her ass and pussy. She gives him a BJ, and then he proceeds to fuck her d-style. This ends quickly and next we see her in mish ass-fucking. At first only the tip of the cock fits in her ass, then after a position change, her rectum accommadates the full length of the cock. Next is reverse cowgirl anal, and the blonde's marvelous silicone boobs bounce quite nicely. He then sprinkles her face with cum. End of scene 1.

Next scene involves a not too attractive blonde dominatrix who brings out her "fuck toy"-another not too attractive blonde. The "fuck toy" starts sucking dick, while the dom orders another guy to eat her pussy. The dom then gives the "fuck toy" pieces of ice to chew up in her mouth while she sucks cock, what purpose this serves I don't know. Ice is then applied to her pussy. Then she sucks both cocks in a kneeling position. She easily gets both of them to the back of her throat, though neither is particularly big. Next she gets it d-style while sucking the other guy's cock. After that it's reverse cowgirl with a dick in her mouth. Then the guys cum in a bowl of ice which the dom tells the "fuck toy" to drink, although most of it trickles down her tits.

Scene 3 features the blonde from scene 1 who this time supposedly just fell while snowboarding. (sheets draped over things serve as the "snow") A guy comes up to help her out and make sure she's not hurt. He then manages to get two fingers into her ass. The audio during the BJ is interesting as we hear her ask "do you like that?" while her mouth is full of cock. Just another quality feature of this first-rate production. He then fucks her pussy doggy for about ten seconds, before moving to her ass in the same position. Next is reverse cowgirl anal. He then spoons her ass before cumming on her face.

The next scene features yet another blonde who is asked "did anyone ever tell you you look like Savannah?" She is then asked to show her ass as if that were the determining factor. Maybe someone should have told this guy that blonde porn tramps are a dime a dozen. She does a pretty nice job inhaling his meat-stick, making nice sounding sucking and slurping noises. Her first position is vaginal cowgirl and her browneye looks pretty good up against the tanline running down her crack. (Too bad the video quality wasn't better.) Next is d-style anal and she moans quite loud and violently as her ass is stretched to take him balls-deep. Hey, ass-fucking isn't for everyone, maybe she should find a different profession? She then showcases her excellent mouth on his dick once more before cums a tiny bit in her mouth which she spits on her chin.

Next scene picks up in the middle of a girl having her pussy ate. We realize that it is the girl from scenes 1 & 3 yet again. (Apparently there aren't too many members of the Tight Slut Club) Nothing new here, except maybe the audio cutting out, but you do have to love Peter North's cumshots, he misses her face a few times, but still gives it a coating that puts her other two scenes to shame.

The next scene appears to be a little better quality, and starts out with a blonde fingering herself, both pussy and ass, and she pulls her cunt open for a nice view too. The action then moves to her fully clothed, sucking dick. Her ass is spanked repeatedly making it nice and red, and two fingers are inserted in her pussy, with one in her ass at the same time. The first position is vaginal cowgirl. He then fucks her ass doggy and mish before cumming mostly in her mouth, which she spits out while giving him post-head. This scene doesn't seem to fit in with the low quality others, and is the best on the DVD.

The next scene looks decent too and starts with a brunette (finally) giving head in a video warehouse. She does a pretty good job, but this is a BJ only scene. She talks in spanish and receives a little cumshot on her neck and chest.

Would I buy this DVD? Like I said, I got it for free. And you can see why. Buy only if you want to see how crappy porn can be.