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Transposed in Brazil 2
Release date: 10/11/2002
Reviewed on: 3/8/2003 by Saki
Starring: Alex Junior, Bad Boy Douglas, Jasi Fernanda, Lulu Brenda, Maurinho Lago, Veronica Aline, Samantha Camilla
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Transposed in Brazil 2 (2002) Studio Elegant Angel Genre She-Male Director Alex Ladd Starring Lulu Dos Sonhos, Haquila, Brenda, Samantha, Camilla, Veronica, Aline, Josi, Fernanda, Claudia, Alex Jr., Maurinho, Iago, Bad Boy, and Douglas Running Time 1:37 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; 21-min bonus scene; photo gallery; and trailers for Sluts With Nuts 5, Transposed in Rio, Muy Caliente Latinas, Heavy Handfuls, and Sugarwalls...The Sweetest Typical Watchers Fans of Brazilian She-Male videos Typical Haters Anyone else Replay Value None Themes Transsexuals, male anal sex, male oral, facials, female anal sex, outdoor sex. orgy Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations at this timeย ย Well, I should probably start out this review by saying that I have absolutely no interest in transsexual porn -- I never understood the appeal of seeing someone with a pair of fake tits and a dick.ย But since I'm open
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Extremely Yours: Jasmin St. Claire
Release date: 12/12/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by Tray
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This movie is horrible, horrible, horrible! However you feel about Jasmin St. Claire, there are two things that I think are indisputable: a) She's hot! b) She's nasty! So when I came across this dvd I snatched it up immediately imagining a hot night of jerking off to a compilation of hot and nasty Jasmin scenes. Boy was I in for a surprise. 1) In all the scenes but one the sound of the original scene was muted and replaced with some horrible music. Most fans of porn have complained about the cheesy dialogue and fake moaning that all too often is part and parcel of adult vids. However, sound is important. Imagine watching a scene where the chick is taking a huge cock up the ass but you can't here her moan. I mean, what's the purpose of doing that? It reminds me of the 8mm "stag' films that people used to watch during the 50's. 2) I don't know what some of these porn directors are thinking, but someone should tell them that "special effects" only detract from a sex scene. Slow motion, blurring effects, muted colors and weird cmaera angles are featured in all of the scenes.
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Ebony Extreme India
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Hill, Raylene, Jade, India, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Xtacee, Petra, Pebbles
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: This is basically all India, a very good-looking black woman with small natural tits and a very hot bod. While Im sure that the scenes, or some of the scenes, were edited down, or trimmed for time, this compilation does not show India in the quality she deserves The scenes are anywhere from just over 3 minutes, to just under 19 minutes, and the A/V quality is horribly below average throughout the majority of this comp. Some scenes are slightly better than others, but the majority of scenes looked grainy or badly lit. India is in every scene, so rather than going into tiresome descriptions on the 18 scenes, Ill give a few notes on the DVD itself. Plus, since I wouldnt recommend this DVD to anyone, except those who appreciate poorly made DVDs, I am not gonna bother. EXTRAS : 4 trailers, a 30-second autoplay photo gallery, and a 25-second internet commercial. OVERALL [technical notes] : This disc is broken down into 6 titles The photo gallery is on title 1. The Web, a 25 second internet commercial is on title 2.
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Virtual Blowjobs: BJ USA
Release date: 4/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Charlie, Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Brittany Blue, Zana
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Running Time: 29 min. (blowjob feature) Production Date: 11 / 11 / 2001 Director: Dyanna Lauren Cast: Brittany Blue, Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Zana, and some uncredited guys Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything of Dyanna Lauren behind the camera, so Im going in here with an open mind. Initial Reaction: The more I watched it, the more pissed off and ripped off I felt (which really says something since I received this as a screener). Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Vivid has to offer but who doesnt care about video quality Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of oral action or an interactive disc. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video leaves more than a bit to be desired. Its grainy, almost like a second or third generation VHS copy. Its also extremely consistent throughout the entire DVD, including the bonus scenes. Its decently lit, but nothing close to average. Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, but rests nicely in the background.
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I Love To Lick And Eat His Asshole
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 1/10/2003 by iconoclasm
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Dont Be Fooled By The Competition declares this videos cover. In reality, the headline should read, Dont Be Fooled By This DVD. Regarding online ads, the FTC recommends that the basic principles of advertising law apply: advertising must be truthful and not misleading, advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims, and advertisements cannot be unfair. I bought I Love to Lick and Eat His Asshole solely because of its title, its implied stars, and its advertised contents. Sadly, one viewing reveals that this video should win the door prize for being the DVD least like its advertising. In my opinion, the promotions for this product strike out on all three conditions for truthfulness. About the only thing youll get with this low-priced compilation is fairly decent packaging. Beyond that, I believe none of the stars on the cover appears in the film. As Feels So Right points out (whose review I wish I had read), what is promised as a 4 hour video turns out to be an hour and a half long.
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Casting Couch Confessions 9 (Wildlife)
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/3/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Expectations I'm not quite sure what expectations to have of this disc. It is a Wildlife release and their titles have been all over the board. Guess we'll just have to see. Capsule Review This movie is a bit of an anomaly for me. This is a casting movie and that means lots of interviews. Most of you who read my reviews will realize that I really dislike interviews. But as far as interviews go, these really weren't bad. In fact a few of the questions were almost inspired. BUT... the sex is terribly uninspired, AND the girls leave a lot to be desired in the looks department. For the most part, the outfits are very attractive. But most of these girls have definitely chosen a career to which they are ill suited. I mean a few of these girls are downright ugly. And the presentation leaves a lot to be desired as well. Technical The technical merits of this disc are not particularly strong. In many ways, the video and lighting are downright amateurish. And the audio is almost unintelligable at times.
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Afrocentrix 154: Hard Times
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by Higgs
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: I hate to say it but there are a LOT of ugly faced women in this video. Video Team must have known this because the only close ups of faces on the box cover are of the few hot faced chicks. One chick in scene 3 had a pimple on her eyelid. Some other chick had a huge nasty pimple on her inner thigh. Cut out all of the ugly women and you'd have maybe five or six scenes left. Most of the sex is so pathetic it will put you to sleep. Scene 1 (ch 2) -- Appears to have been filmed in the actual offices of Video Team. Two women and two men, straight couples get it on but they never do anything with the other couple. Girl with best face has fake tits. M on f oral, light bj, facial. Scene 2 (ch 3) -- Woman gets fingered and oral then gives a bj before being done missionary, doggy. Ends in bj and facial. She licks him clean. Hard to tell if the actors are enjoying it from the low key noises made. Scene 3 (ch 4) -- Bad skin sex. Ugly faced woman with horrible skin (marks all over, pimple on eyelid) and obvious wig gets oral, fingered, various penetration.
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Virtual Sexbot
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aki
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 02 / 02 Director: Innjean & Mark Media Cast: None listed Initial Expectations: Virtual sex titles seem to be really hit or miss. Since I hadnt heard anything about this one, when I agreed to review it I wasnt expecting a hit, but my expectations really hit the bottom when I saw that New Machine is just distributing this one for Pixis. Initial Reaction: Once again, Pixis shows why anything that has their name on it should be avoided like the plague and anything they say should be taken with the same amount of trust and believability as whats said by people like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Hillary Clinton. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can get it cheap and likes Japanese sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but entirely in Japanese. The video is okay, and has some very slight grain, limited lighting, and more than a little bit of soft focus and camera shake problems.
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Latino Playmates
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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Porkin the Piper
Release date: 8/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/25/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other.
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Daddy's Discipline (Grapik Art)
Release date: 5/22/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brandon, Jason Branch
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: Every time I buy a film by Tom Ropes McGurk I kick myself. When will I ever learn? Sure they sound good, but they are always colossal disappointments. For one thing it is apparently against the law in this country to have or depict sex with someone who is bound. At least, thats what Ive been told. (So much for the separation of church and state in this republic of ours.) Whatever the case, no one is ever fucked in one of these films. But, what is awful is that no one is ever shown sucking a cock in these films either. They apparently are sucking cock, but the camera never shows us. In all likelihood that is as fake as everything else in these films. They always feature a silly stringy little whip that could hurt a fly and they swat the captive ever so gently with it. It is similar to the old slapstick of burlesque comedy in that it makes a noise but doesnt hurt. Daddys Discipline follows the unvaried pattern of these films. We always start with a youth bound or in a cage as the credits run over him twisting and moaning.
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Bobby's Marines
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: Some of the films from Body Shoppe featuring straight guys (supposedly marines) who jack off on camera can be interesting and even uplifting. This is not one of them. There are seven scenes in this one, and nine guys; none of whom could be called attractive. First up is a guy with a mass of tattoos who undresses and proceeds to masturbate while an oriental chap chirps along in an unintelligible accent. (The sound is atrocious in this film, the guys are muffled so that when they speak it sounds like merff moo mumm. The only thing really audible is a woman squealing while being fucked on a stag film playing to inspire these unattractive guys to achieve an erection.) There are two twosomes one of which follows. In both, the guys sit at opposite ends of the sofa with a pillow between them so that there is absolutely no danger of them accidentally touching one another. One of these guys is very thin and cute with a very long bent cock. A close-up reveals him to have acne all over his torso that diminishes the cuteness somewhat.
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Go Fuck Your Self (Erotic Men)
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Edward James
Review brief: It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are.
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Paint My Pussy
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 7/1/2002 by Draken
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Paint My Pussy Studio: Playhouse Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie. The Main Event: First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted.
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Erotica for Two: Final Ecstasy
Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 142 min. (cover states both 83 and 120 min.) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Rebecca Lord, Sindee Coxx (possibly), Raylene, Valentina, John Decker, Steve Drake, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Buck Adams, Tom Byron, Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox, Colt Steele, and a few more who can rest easy at not being named here Initial Expectations: The original Erotica for Two wasnt that impressive, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: Wow. Suddenly Girl Power doesnt look quite so bad. Adam & Eve has such fraudulent false advertising here that it should be used to introduce their entire quality control department to anal sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who just wants some couples sex without caring about who the performers are or what the original features were.
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Bad Wives (Vivid)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002 by Louie
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Unfortunately I did not read andyblake's review before purchasing. I had rented the VHS video and it was fantastic 4.5 stars with outstanding scenes from Tricia Devereaux(love the glasses) and Missy. So I had purchased the DVD for a permanent copy expecting better picture and sound. What VIVID did to the DVD is just wrong. To get their multiangle shots they just cut up the scene. None of the angles are the original full scene. Let me keep this simple. DO NOT BUY THE DVD. By all means get the VHS copy, it was great. Message to VIVID You have permanently lost a customer. I will never purchase/rent a VIVID DVD in the future. Multiangle must have the original scene intact on angle 1, other angles can be used if additional footage is available.
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Strap-On Sluts (Good Fuck)
Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2002 by Ozcritic
Starring: Kristen, Molina, Tawny
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: The title immediately caught my attention, being a fan of lesbian strap on sex, with squirting orgasms. Then after reading the back cover, no trendy music I was going to be in hard on heaven for 90 mins. or so. What a joke. 1 lesbian scene [hardly earth shattering stuff]filled with trendy music. I watched this crap in less time than it takes to make a cup of coffee. There are companies that market great porn and some that don't [you know who you are]. Leave it to the experts and stop cluttering the shelves with rubbish like this. I totally agree with Killer.
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Blowjob Fantasies 9
Release date: 7/22/2000
Reviewed on: 4/14/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Mila, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Dee [II] (classic female), Gina Ryder, Caroline Pierce, Houston, McKayla, Angelica Sin, Monique, Mocha, Chocolate, Rayveness, Renee LaRue, Kurious, Bridgette Kerkove, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: ? * DURATION: ยป110mins. * STARRING: Alexandra Silk, Angelica Sinn, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Caroline Pierce, Chocolate, Dee, Gina Ryder, Houston, Jessica Jewel, Kurious, McKayla, Mila, Mocha, Monique, Raquel Devine, Rayveness & Renee La Rue. DO NOT buy this movie. My experience with Metro has been hit-and-mostly-miss but this is the end of the line. There are a lot of problems with this DVD. While the cast list is what attracted me, none of the girls are looking their best, and their scenes are mostly short and cold. The major problem that really frustrated me and would do so even in the absence of the other major problem was the lack of sound. The scenes had music very annoying muzak but they had no sound, which really killed any potential heat they could have had. Oral sex without talking is clearly not oral sex. It later emerged that there was sound, some sound, in parts, but it was always well below the music level and that sucked. But the real problem was the guys used in this movie. They were literally stomach-turning.
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Big Clits Big Lips
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 4/10/2002 by apuleius
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style.
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Bukkake: Orgies & Gang-Bangs
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 3/18/2002 by 655321
Studio: Avica
Review brief: Hector (who posted a review before me) seems to have viewed the "quality" copy of the DVD. "There's one born every minute." "This way to the egress." Thank christ no one was selling the Brooklyn bridge the day I handed my credit card over for this piece of excrement. Four hours of hot gangbang action claims the DVD case. Many alluring and enticing pictures of several different women beckon the unwary buyer. This DVD is one, repeat, ONE ten minute scene that loops. That's it. The producers of this lemon are bad men. Bad, bad men. An addendum to my review. I would like to point out that FiveStarDVD gave me a full refund when I expressed my dissatisfaction with the film.
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Straight Men Suck Dick Too
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 2/25/2002 by Austin
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Unfortunately, the only word that can describe this DVD is "TERRIBLE". The cover case says "don't be fooled by the competition", in fact I was fooled. None of the men featured on the box are even in this DVD.
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Shusaku 2
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2002 by BIGmike
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: First, let me start off by saying that this is my first anime title that I have ever seen. Secondly, this is not that great in the action department. Finally, this is a very short DVD in terms of run time. OVERALL : This is basically a cartoon that lasts for under 30 minutes. There are no penetration shots drawn in, throughout the entire run time. There are themes like forced sex, underage girls, and bondage. Voices are in English, done by Asia Carrera and Rayveness. EXTRAS (side A) : Three autoplay photo galleries; one from this film (lasts for about 1 minute), one of Asia Carrera (about 2 minutes), and one of Rayveness (about 1 minute). There is also an interview/ solo action, which lasts for about 11 minutes, of Asia Carrera. (side B) : 13 trailers of other anime titles which lasts from 1 minute to about 2 minutes a piece and website info. FINAL THOUGHTS : I did not care for this title at all, this is my first and only (probably), anime review I do. I didnt find much here that I liked, in fact, I liked almost nothing that was here.
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Liquid Lips 1 (Cinderella)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/18/2002 by Mark Barbee
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Let me try to keep the point of my review short, and to the point: If you are thinking about buying this DVD, in my opinion, DON'T!!! This is the worst looking DVD that I have ever seen, as well as the first DVD that I have ever thrown away after watching. With the exception of one decent scene at the end, the whole disc looks like it was made from a very bad VHS master. That is proven by the very visible, very annoying, top-screen bending due to bad-tracking from the master tape. Colors are over-saturated during at least two of the scenes to the point where most of the picture was a murky yellowish-orange haze void of any detail (check out some of the screenshots on Action-DVD, and you will see a hint of what I am saying). Sound quality is very marginal at best. As if the technical aspects of the video are not bad enough, most of the sex scenes are very uninspired; boring, in fact. I do not like to trash anyone's hard work, but this video does not look as though much effort was put into it at all.
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Japanese Video Magazine 2
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2001 by darkcloud
Starring: Miho Nakayama, Nami, Yoko, Ai
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: This dvd features 4 Japanese chicks. This dvd blows! The video quality on this dvd sucks big time! The scenes all look old too. The sex is horrible and badly directed. This is the first time and definately will be the last time I bought "Japanese Video Magazine" by Inxcess. In fact, I will never buy anything from Inxcess again. Just watching this dvd gave me an impression that they are out to rip people off with old horrible Asian porn clips pasted together with generic Elmer's glue. I can't believe Inxcess has produced more than 25 volumes of Japanese Video Magazine.
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Strap-On Sluts (Good Fuck)
Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 8/27/2001 by Killer
Starring: Kristen, Molina, Tawny
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: This company is out to con customers. This is the 2nd movie that I have purchased from this company where I have been cheated. The movie has only 1 girl/girl scene which is a copy from some unknown movie. The rest of the scenes are pretty bad and not lesbian. The performers are of very poor quality. Someone must sue this company for continuously cheating customers.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/11/2002
Reviewed on: 3/8/2003 by Saki
Starring: Alex Junior, Bad Boy Douglas, Jasi Fernanda, Lulu Brenda, Maurinho Lago, Veronica Aline, Samantha Camilla
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Transposed in Brazil 2 (2002) Studio Elegant Angel Genre She-Male Director Alex Ladd Starring Lulu Dos Sonhos, Haquila, Brenda, Samantha, Camilla, Veronica, Aline, Josi, Fernanda, Claudia, Alex Jr., Maurinho, Iago, Bad Boy, and Douglas Running Time 1:37 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; 21-min bonus scene; photo gallery; and trailers for Sluts With Nuts 5, Transposed in Rio, Muy Caliente Latinas, Heavy Handfuls, and Sugarwalls...The Sweetest Typical Watchers Fans of Brazilian She-Male videos Typical Haters Anyone else Replay Value None Themes Transsexuals, male anal sex, male oral, facials, female anal sex, outdoor sex. orgy Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations at this timeย ย Well, I should probably start out this review by saying that I have absolutely no interest in transsexual porn -- I never understood the appeal of seeing someone with a pair of fake tits and a dick.ย But since I'm open
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/12/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by Tray
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This movie is horrible, horrible, horrible! However you feel about Jasmin St. Claire, there are two things that I think are indisputable: a) She's hot! b) She's nasty! So when I came across this dvd I snatched it up immediately imagining a hot night of jerking off to a compilation of hot and nasty Jasmin scenes. Boy was I in for a surprise. 1) In all the scenes but one the sound of the original scene was muted and replaced with some horrible music. Most fans of porn have complained about the cheesy dialogue and fake moaning that all too often is part and parcel of adult vids. However, sound is important. Imagine watching a scene where the chick is taking a huge cock up the ass but you can't here her moan. I mean, what's the purpose of doing that? It reminds me of the 8mm "stag' films that people used to watch during the 50's. 2) I don't know what some of these porn directors are thinking, but someone should tell them that "special effects" only detract from a sex scene. Slow motion, blurring effects, muted colors and weird cmaera angles are featured in all of the scenes.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Hill, Raylene, Jade, India, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Xtacee, Petra, Pebbles
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: This is basically all India, a very good-looking black woman with small natural tits and a very hot bod. While Im sure that the scenes, or some of the scenes, were edited down, or trimmed for time, this compilation does not show India in the quality she deserves The scenes are anywhere from just over 3 minutes, to just under 19 minutes, and the A/V quality is horribly below average throughout the majority of this comp. Some scenes are slightly better than others, but the majority of scenes looked grainy or badly lit. India is in every scene, so rather than going into tiresome descriptions on the 18 scenes, Ill give a few notes on the DVD itself. Plus, since I wouldnt recommend this DVD to anyone, except those who appreciate poorly made DVDs, I am not gonna bother. EXTRAS : 4 trailers, a 30-second autoplay photo gallery, and a 25-second internet commercial. OVERALL [technical notes] : This disc is broken down into 6 titles The photo gallery is on title 1. The Web, a 25 second internet commercial is on title 2.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Charlie, Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Brittany Blue, Zana
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Running Time: 29 min. (blowjob feature) Production Date: 11 / 11 / 2001 Director: Dyanna Lauren Cast: Brittany Blue, Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Zana, and some uncredited guys Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything of Dyanna Lauren behind the camera, so Im going in here with an open mind. Initial Reaction: The more I watched it, the more pissed off and ripped off I felt (which really says something since I received this as a screener). Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Vivid has to offer but who doesnt care about video quality Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of oral action or an interactive disc. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video leaves more than a bit to be desired. Its grainy, almost like a second or third generation VHS copy. Its also extremely consistent throughout the entire DVD, including the bonus scenes. Its decently lit, but nothing close to average. Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, but rests nicely in the background.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 1/10/2003 by iconoclasm
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Dont Be Fooled By The Competition declares this videos cover. In reality, the headline should read, Dont Be Fooled By This DVD. Regarding online ads, the FTC recommends that the basic principles of advertising law apply: advertising must be truthful and not misleading, advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims, and advertisements cannot be unfair. I bought I Love to Lick and Eat His Asshole solely because of its title, its implied stars, and its advertised contents. Sadly, one viewing reveals that this video should win the door prize for being the DVD least like its advertising. In my opinion, the promotions for this product strike out on all three conditions for truthfulness. About the only thing youll get with this low-priced compilation is fairly decent packaging. Beyond that, I believe none of the stars on the cover appears in the film. As Feels So Right points out (whose review I wish I had read), what is promised as a 4 hour video turns out to be an hour and a half long.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/3/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Expectations I'm not quite sure what expectations to have of this disc. It is a Wildlife release and their titles have been all over the board. Guess we'll just have to see. Capsule Review This movie is a bit of an anomaly for me. This is a casting movie and that means lots of interviews. Most of you who read my reviews will realize that I really dislike interviews. But as far as interviews go, these really weren't bad. In fact a few of the questions were almost inspired. BUT... the sex is terribly uninspired, AND the girls leave a lot to be desired in the looks department. For the most part, the outfits are very attractive. But most of these girls have definitely chosen a career to which they are ill suited. I mean a few of these girls are downright ugly. And the presentation leaves a lot to be desired as well. Technical The technical merits of this disc are not particularly strong. In many ways, the video and lighting are downright amateurish. And the audio is almost unintelligable at times.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by Higgs
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: I hate to say it but there are a LOT of ugly faced women in this video. Video Team must have known this because the only close ups of faces on the box cover are of the few hot faced chicks. One chick in scene 3 had a pimple on her eyelid. Some other chick had a huge nasty pimple on her inner thigh. Cut out all of the ugly women and you'd have maybe five or six scenes left. Most of the sex is so pathetic it will put you to sleep. Scene 1 (ch 2) -- Appears to have been filmed in the actual offices of Video Team. Two women and two men, straight couples get it on but they never do anything with the other couple. Girl with best face has fake tits. M on f oral, light bj, facial. Scene 2 (ch 3) -- Woman gets fingered and oral then gives a bj before being done missionary, doggy. Ends in bj and facial. She licks him clean. Hard to tell if the actors are enjoying it from the low key noises made. Scene 3 (ch 4) -- Bad skin sex. Ugly faced woman with horrible skin (marks all over, pimple on eyelid) and obvious wig gets oral, fingered, various penetration.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aki
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 02 / 02 Director: Innjean & Mark Media Cast: None listed Initial Expectations: Virtual sex titles seem to be really hit or miss. Since I hadnt heard anything about this one, when I agreed to review it I wasnt expecting a hit, but my expectations really hit the bottom when I saw that New Machine is just distributing this one for Pixis. Initial Reaction: Once again, Pixis shows why anything that has their name on it should be avoided like the plague and anything they say should be taken with the same amount of trust and believability as whats said by people like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Hillary Clinton. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can get it cheap and likes Japanese sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but entirely in Japanese. The video is okay, and has some very slight grain, limited lighting, and more than a little bit of soft focus and camera shake problems.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/25/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brandon, Jason Branch
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: Every time I buy a film by Tom Ropes McGurk I kick myself. When will I ever learn? Sure they sound good, but they are always colossal disappointments. For one thing it is apparently against the law in this country to have or depict sex with someone who is bound. At least, thats what Ive been told. (So much for the separation of church and state in this republic of ours.) Whatever the case, no one is ever fucked in one of these films. But, what is awful is that no one is ever shown sucking a cock in these films either. They apparently are sucking cock, but the camera never shows us. In all likelihood that is as fake as everything else in these films. They always feature a silly stringy little whip that could hurt a fly and they swat the captive ever so gently with it. It is similar to the old slapstick of burlesque comedy in that it makes a noise but doesnt hurt. Daddys Discipline follows the unvaried pattern of these films. We always start with a youth bound or in a cage as the credits run over him twisting and moaning.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: Some of the films from Body Shoppe featuring straight guys (supposedly marines) who jack off on camera can be interesting and even uplifting. This is not one of them. There are seven scenes in this one, and nine guys; none of whom could be called attractive. First up is a guy with a mass of tattoos who undresses and proceeds to masturbate while an oriental chap chirps along in an unintelligible accent. (The sound is atrocious in this film, the guys are muffled so that when they speak it sounds like merff moo mumm. The only thing really audible is a woman squealing while being fucked on a stag film playing to inspire these unattractive guys to achieve an erection.) There are two twosomes one of which follows. In both, the guys sit at opposite ends of the sofa with a pillow between them so that there is absolutely no danger of them accidentally touching one another. One of these guys is very thin and cute with a very long bent cock. A close-up reveals him to have acne all over his torso that diminishes the cuteness somewhat.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Edward James
Review brief: It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 7/1/2002 by Draken
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Paint My Pussy Studio: Playhouse Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie. The Main Event: First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 142 min. (cover states both 83 and 120 min.) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Rebecca Lord, Sindee Coxx (possibly), Raylene, Valentina, John Decker, Steve Drake, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Buck Adams, Tom Byron, Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox, Colt Steele, and a few more who can rest easy at not being named here Initial Expectations: The original Erotica for Two wasnt that impressive, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: Wow. Suddenly Girl Power doesnt look quite so bad. Adam & Eve has such fraudulent false advertising here that it should be used to introduce their entire quality control department to anal sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who just wants some couples sex without caring about who the performers are or what the original features were.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/11/2002 by Louie
Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Steven St. Croix, Missy, Melissa Hill, Tony Tedeschi, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G.
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Unfortunately I did not read andyblake's review before purchasing. I had rented the VHS video and it was fantastic 4.5 stars with outstanding scenes from Tricia Devereaux(love the glasses) and Missy. So I had purchased the DVD for a permanent copy expecting better picture and sound. What VIVID did to the DVD is just wrong. To get their multiangle shots they just cut up the scene. None of the angles are the original full scene. Let me keep this simple. DO NOT BUY THE DVD. By all means get the VHS copy, it was great. Message to VIVID You have permanently lost a customer. I will never purchase/rent a VIVID DVD in the future. Multiangle must have the original scene intact on angle 1, other angles can be used if additional footage is available.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 5/7/2002 by Ozcritic
Starring: Kristen, Molina, Tawny
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: The title immediately caught my attention, being a fan of lesbian strap on sex, with squirting orgasms. Then after reading the back cover, no trendy music I was going to be in hard on heaven for 90 mins. or so. What a joke. 1 lesbian scene [hardly earth shattering stuff]filled with trendy music. I watched this crap in less time than it takes to make a cup of coffee. There are companies that market great porn and some that don't [you know who you are]. Leave it to the experts and stop cluttering the shelves with rubbish like this. I totally agree with Killer.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/22/2000
Reviewed on: 4/14/2002 by Rieekan
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Mila, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Dee [II] (classic female), Gina Ryder, Caroline Pierce, Houston, McKayla, Angelica Sin, Monique, Mocha, Chocolate, Rayveness, Renee LaRue, Kurious, Bridgette Kerkove, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: ? * DURATION: ยป110mins. * STARRING: Alexandra Silk, Angelica Sinn, Barrett Moore, Bridgette Kerkove, Caroline Pierce, Chocolate, Dee, Gina Ryder, Houston, Jessica Jewel, Kurious, McKayla, Mila, Mocha, Monique, Raquel Devine, Rayveness & Renee La Rue. DO NOT buy this movie. My experience with Metro has been hit-and-mostly-miss but this is the end of the line. There are a lot of problems with this DVD. While the cast list is what attracted me, none of the girls are looking their best, and their scenes are mostly short and cold. The major problem that really frustrated me and would do so even in the absence of the other major problem was the lack of sound. The scenes had music very annoying muzak but they had no sound, which really killed any potential heat they could have had. Oral sex without talking is clearly not oral sex. It later emerged that there was sound, some sound, in parts, but it was always well below the music level and that sucked. But the real problem was the guys used in this movie. They were literally stomach-turning.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 4/10/2002 by apuleius
Starring: Randy [I] (ambiguous), Tia, Nikki, Francesca, Kenya, Danielle [I] (ambiguous), Kitana, Channel, Haven
Studio: Channel 69
Review brief: I was intrigued by the title of this movie, not just because I delight in big clits but because I couldn't imagine how the producers set about casting it. Are there, I wondered, talent agencies whose index cards read, "38-27-37, clitoris 3 centimetres?" Clearly, no such thing. They trawled a pond, threw back the best-looking pussies and shot their film with the rest. Not that the title is misleading. The stars of this movie indeed have enormous clits, and pussy lips like bat wings. One by one, they present themselves - lying back naked, legs spread, pussies agape. For a while they stretch them, stroke them and pop out their clits, until some unfortunate looking guy arrives and sticks his cock into the accomodation offered - a thing I wouldn't have done on a bet. Oh yes, for those interested in breasts (and why not indeed?) they are mostly large, hanging somewhere about the bottom of the rib-cage. There is no point in describing separate scenes. They are all the same: some missionary thrusting, followed by some doggie-style.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 3/18/2002 by 655321
Studio: Avica
Review brief: Hector (who posted a review before me) seems to have viewed the "quality" copy of the DVD. "There's one born every minute." "This way to the egress." Thank christ no one was selling the Brooklyn bridge the day I handed my credit card over for this piece of excrement. Four hours of hot gangbang action claims the DVD case. Many alluring and enticing pictures of several different women beckon the unwary buyer. This DVD is one, repeat, ONE ten minute scene that loops. That's it. The producers of this lemon are bad men. Bad, bad men. An addendum to my review. I would like to point out that FiveStarDVD gave me a full refund when I expressed my dissatisfaction with the film.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 2/25/2002 by Austin
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Unfortunately, the only word that can describe this DVD is "TERRIBLE". The cover case says "don't be fooled by the competition", in fact I was fooled. None of the men featured on the box are even in this DVD.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 1/19/2002 by BIGmike
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: First, let me start off by saying that this is my first anime title that I have ever seen. Secondly, this is not that great in the action department. Finally, this is a very short DVD in terms of run time. OVERALL : This is basically a cartoon that lasts for under 30 minutes. There are no penetration shots drawn in, throughout the entire run time. There are themes like forced sex, underage girls, and bondage. Voices are in English, done by Asia Carrera and Rayveness. EXTRAS (side A) : Three autoplay photo galleries; one from this film (lasts for about 1 minute), one of Asia Carrera (about 2 minutes), and one of Rayveness (about 1 minute). There is also an interview/ solo action, which lasts for about 11 minutes, of Asia Carrera. (side B) : 13 trailers of other anime titles which lasts from 1 minute to about 2 minutes a piece and website info. FINAL THOUGHTS : I did not care for this title at all, this is my first and only (probably), anime review I do. I didnt find much here that I liked, in fact, I liked almost nothing that was here.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/18/2002 by Mark Barbee
Studio: Cinderella
Review brief: Let me try to keep the point of my review short, and to the point: If you are thinking about buying this DVD, in my opinion, DON'T!!! This is the worst looking DVD that I have ever seen, as well as the first DVD that I have ever thrown away after watching. With the exception of one decent scene at the end, the whole disc looks like it was made from a very bad VHS master. That is proven by the very visible, very annoying, top-screen bending due to bad-tracking from the master tape. Colors are over-saturated during at least two of the scenes to the point where most of the picture was a murky yellowish-orange haze void of any detail (check out some of the screenshots on Action-DVD, and you will see a hint of what I am saying). Sound quality is very marginal at best. As if the technical aspects of the video are not bad enough, most of the sex scenes are very uninspired; boring, in fact. I do not like to trash anyone's hard work, but this video does not look as though much effort was put into it at all.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/16/2001 by darkcloud
Starring: Miho Nakayama, Nami, Yoko, Ai
Studio: In-X-Cess
Review brief: This dvd features 4 Japanese chicks. This dvd blows! The video quality on this dvd sucks big time! The scenes all look old too. The sex is horrible and badly directed. This is the first time and definately will be the last time I bought "Japanese Video Magazine" by Inxcess. In fact, I will never buy anything from Inxcess again. Just watching this dvd gave me an impression that they are out to rip people off with old horrible Asian porn clips pasted together with generic Elmer's glue. I can't believe Inxcess has produced more than 25 volumes of Japanese Video Magazine.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/11/2000
Reviewed on: 8/27/2001 by Killer
Starring: Kristen, Molina, Tawny
Studio: Good Fuck
Review brief: This company is out to con customers. This is the 2nd movie that I have purchased from this company where I have been cheated. The movie has only 1 girl/girl scene which is a copy from some unknown movie. The rest of the scenes are pretty bad and not lesbian. The performers are of very poor quality. Someone must sue this company for continuously cheating customers.
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