Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 2 movies with Hall Ross.
Reviews of Hall Ross Movies (2)
(1.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Release date: 9/6/2000
Position Impossible review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2003:
There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage. [read the full review]
Netguy's
From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already. [read the full review]
review from 3/18/2001:
From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andy Fuller, Eric Gallo, Tony Davis, Mark Mathews, Andrew Michaels, Lee McMillan, Nick Leonetti, Randy Mixer, Tyler Scott, Drew Nolan, Cort Stevens, Marc Romano, Tex Anthony, Hall Ross, Eric Ryan, Rev Sutton, Kevin Wiles
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
I Love A Man In Uniform (Metro) review summaries:
Feels So Right's
Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy. [read the full review]
review from 6/14/2001:
Uggh!!! This is bad even for Metro standards!! All the footage in this disc is VERY old and it looks VERY bad!! There are some cute old school performers, but the quality of this disc is atrocious!! This disc is disqualified from plot category, as it's a compilation. Features: Ummm...moving along... The stars: Well, we're not given any names before the scenes (though the ones that do are frequently wrong). There is a list of performers on the box, but I wouldn't go by that, as I don't recall seeing any of the performers on the list that I do know in this feature. Or perhaps I was just trying to block this horrid mess from my memory. Scene One: This is actually a very long scene and there's a chapter break in the middle of it. A prisoner (in a very bad prison cell set) is spanking the monkey to a Penthouse. Some fresh meat is thrown into the cell, they talk a bit, and the new guy goes down and winds up getting fucked. At the chapter break, the warden comes in and takes his turn with the new guy. [read the full review]