Position Impossible Review

Reviewed by Netguy  on  3/18/2001

From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasn’t tried that before! It’s like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead it’s just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another.

It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As he’s doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already. The idea seemed intriguing though.

Next up was Dave Dawson who is sitting on a crate in a caged room. As he sits on the crate he’s using a pump on his cock. Maybe that’s what I need! Anyway, he too bends over and struggles to lick his dick. He moves from the crate to the floor, trying different positions and it seemed like he didn’t know what or where to do it. He finally gets his head in his mouth as he’s holding one leg and contorting his body. He shoots a load as well and a bit in his mouth. Overall it just seemed to be an awkward scene, for him as well as me. This seemed to be the general consensus with this flick.

Frank Sterling is scene next sitting on a set of stairs, hunched over and you guessed it, trying to suck his dick. You can’t see that well as it’s a bit dark and lots of shadows. He then goes to an empty room and sits and continues his quest for his own flesh.

The final scene includes the rest of the cast and I wasn’t sure who was who but I do know that Billy Boulders has the biggest stretched out balls I’ve ever seen! Guess that’s how he got the name boulders! As one of the guys is doubled over trying to get his own dick in his mouth Billy actually sits on his ass and pushes his balls into the guys manhole and fucks him with his balls! That’s a first for me! But in general the way they were stretched out didn’t turn me on. The whole scene was a lot of sucking and fucking with some trying to go down on themselves and the like. Again, it just wasn’t very exciting or eventful.

Overall a bland "lick your own dick flick" that I really can’t recommend.