Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 2 movies with Ted Lowe.
Reviews of Ted Lowe Movies (2)
(1.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Release date: 9/6/2000
Position Impossible review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage. [read the full review]
review from 3/31/2003:
There was a terrible old joke I heard in high school: Why does a dog lick his balls? Answer: Because he can. I guess something similar could be said about the guys in this film about sucking their own dicks. I guess weve all tried it at one time or another. Most of us dont succeed. When I was in high school auto-fellatio to me was getting a blowjob in a car. This DVD begins with Chad Donovan in a sling. Someone releases him and he goes and sits in a swing, leans over and licks the head of his dick. Sometimes he manages to get the head passed his lips, but its mainly just licking. Chad has an unfair advantage because he has a very big dick and he doesnt t have to bend over very far to get it. After much too long a time, he wends his way back to the sling where he continues licking the glans in an inverted position, eventually dropping a load into his mouth. The lighting in this scene is really bad and much of the activity is hidden in dark shadows. What did they think they were making? Film noir? Next up we have someone in a cage. [read the full review]
Netguy's
From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already. [read the full review]
review from 3/18/2001:
From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already. [read the full review]
(zero stars)(0.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Edward James
Release date: 7/12/2000
Go Fuck Your Self (Erotic Men) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 8/4/2002:It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are. [read the full review]