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Adorable Girls 7
Release date: 8/25/2008
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009 by jayo
Starring: Bambi, Aria Giovanni, Ivette Blanch, Kristina V., Eva D., Nikol W.
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: If this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated. But outside of foot-fetish, it's garbage. The women are adorable but it only makes this look like an incredible waste. As a masturbation video it's a rip-off. As erotica it's by-the-numbers at best, and bargain-basement at worst. Don't waste your money.
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Apprentass 10
Release date: 2/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/8/2009 by Sean Renaud
Starring: John Strong, Pat Myne, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Dillon, Kat, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Tiffany Hopkins, Cindy Crawford, Michelle Lay, Sascha, Lara Stevens, Ariana Jollee, Michelle B., Rick Patrick, Annie Cruz, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Taryn Thomas, Rebeca Linares, Nicki Hunter, Tiffany Rayne, Jenner, Alektra Blue, Naudia Nyce, Sabina Black, Lisa Rose, Marco Banderas, Allison Miller, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Alisandra
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: I was severely let down by this film. I'm not a fan of compilations as a general rule and when I am a fan of them it's because they are well done and have broken the usual chain of shit. It's got a few great scenes that bring this back from being bad porn into actually still above average, it simply wasn't the kind of porn that I like.
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Make Love Like a Pro
Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 4/4/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Exquisite
Review brief: This is nothing but a shameful and dishonest repackaging of How To Fuck Like a Porn Star!. It wasn't a good movie to begin with, and trying to sucker people with it by changing its name and nothing else on the DVD only makes it worse.
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Obama Is Nailin' Palin
Release date: 12/30/2008
Reviewed on: 2/18/2009 by SexyHard
Starring: Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Mandingo, Jenna Haze, Olivia O'Lovely, Rico Strong, Charlotte Stokely, Riley Mason
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: This is a fraud. They did not make a movie. It is a comp being marketed as a feature.
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2 Big 2 Be True 11
Release date: 9/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008 by Christian Dark
Starring: Felony, Boz, Trina Michaels, Richard Mann, Shane Diesel, Sophie Dee, Sonia Lopez, Brooke Banner
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: Con-flic-tion:to come into collision or disagreement be contradictory, at variance, or in opposition clash: The account of one eyewitness conflicted with that of the other. My class conflicts with my going to the concert. 2.to fight or contend do battle. noun 3. a fight, battle, or struggle, esp. a prolonged struggle strife. 4.controversy quarrel: conflicts between parties. 5.discord of action, feeling, or effect antagonism or opposition, as of interests or principles: a conflict of ideas. This is going to be the most different review of all I have done. Before I start, something must be made clear. I know porn is a fantasy world. Understood. There has to be a line though. Having no knowledge of this series I thought it was just white chicks, black guys fucking. Normal shit right...no.Sex is sex, some good and some bad. I tried to enjoy this movie. Then it happened. The most outrageous shit I'd ever witnessed. A director encouraging a white woman to say NIGGER! WHAT THE F
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Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 3
Release date: 10/6/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008 by gonzoguy
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Travis Knight, Ben English, Lela Star, Jess Wakefield, Asa Akira
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions
Review brief: I really really wanted to like this. I wanted to like Gina. I wanted to see feasting. I was disappointed.
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Fuck Seasons
Release date: 8/12/2008
Reviewed on: 9/22/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Charly Loren, Brian Sanchez, Rodrigo Baez, Jonathan Gunter, Agatha Fox, Agostina Bell, Victoria Luna
Studio: CineXLatino
Directed by: Victor Maytland
Review brief: This is a beyond terrible dvd.
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Bareback Gang Bang (SX Video)
Release date: 4/28/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2008 by HornyDiablo
Starring: Tommy, Antonio Vela, Marco Paris, Erik, David Marritt, Kevin Rocha, Phoenix Rising, Calvin Hudson, Ethan Palmer, Leon Knight, Lito Cruz Tommy
Studio: SX Video
Directed by: Ben Baird
Review brief: Finally, an interracial gangbang video with a black dude as the bottom. SX Video's Bareback Gang Bang brings together 10 white and latin tops to work over one muscular black bottom. There's no plot, no costumes, no set ... and no condoms!
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Gag the Fag 4
Release date: 3/14/2008
Reviewed on: 4/29/2008 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rudy, Tony Romano, Mike Hawk, Jorge Armada, Erik Erikson, Christian Hunt, Eryk Elliot
Studio: Bullseye XXX
Directed by: Mister Mark
Review brief: A thoroughly repulsive film with people spewing saliva and vomit.
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Insane Cock Brothas 5
Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/25/2007 by LeeScott
Starring: Sindee, Crystal, Violet, Leah
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: I got this film on the pretense that it would be a good interracial flick with black on white action, featuring some really nice looking girls. Well it turns out that the guys have fake 18 inch dicks and the dialogue is really terrible. If that is what you are looking for, you are welcome to read on, if not, you know the answer to this one already.
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Heavyweights Of Porn, The
Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gianna Michaels, D. Wise, Buster Good, Crystal Clear, Samantha 38G, Erica Lockett
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: This release feels like what most companies would give away for free at conventions. The scenes are edited down and there's almost as much of a focus on trailers as there is on the 4 full-length scenes. The scenes aren't bad, but they do feel edited down. The technical aspects are pretty average, and there is a fair amount of effort put into the extras with all the trailers and photo galleries. This would be a good free sampler DVD, but nothing worth paying much money for.
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MyPlace 2: A Space for Whores
Release date: 4/2/2007
Reviewed on: 8/19/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Trent Soluri, Brother Love, Sinclair, Justice Young, Kylee Reese, Katrina Angel, Renae Cruz, Johnny Sins, Rayne Rodriguez, Ishtar
Studio: Greedy
Directed by: Eli Kayzen
Review brief: Myplace A Space For Whores #2 is a gonzo title from Greedy Video directed by Eli Kayzen. The title stars Kylee Reese, Renae Cruz, Katrina Angel, Rayne Rodriguez and Ishtar. This is based on a spin off of the ever popular MySpace social networking site. The graphics are unlike no other as the girls are introduced via a profile (similar to a MySpace one) that says what they are into. It has a frat boy vibe too it. It moves kind of slow but its definitely different.
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Ass Vamps
Release date: 6/21/2007
Reviewed on: 7/20/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Daria Glower, Wein Lewis, Suzie Diamond, Simona D, Vito Corleone, J.J., Kristi Klenot
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Tim Polecat
Review brief: Ass Vamps (VCA) directed by Tim Polecat stars Kathy Anderson, Suzi Diamond, Simona D, Klenot and Daria Glower. It was shot in Prague and the back drops are wonderful. However, the praise stops there. IMO this was a waste of some very gorgeous bodies (Kathy and Simona in particular). It is shot in a fashion (slow motion and music) that annoys rather than excites the viewer. Please just let the talent fuck. If I want music I will tune into MTV.
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Lil' Bit Of Everything
Release date: 7/16/2007
Reviewed on: 7/18/2007 by rico shades
Starring: Alexia, Krystal, Karmen, Hillary Scott, Nicki Hunter, Cody Lane, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, Carmel Moore, Lanza, Tiffany Brookes
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Lil Bit Of Everything (Combat Zone) is an attempt at a gonzo offering by director Roger Moorehead. There are some sexy ladies cast, Carmel Moore and Hillary Scott in particular. However, given the title this is a mistake at best and flat out fraud at worst. This title included one penetration sex scene and the rest of it was a barrage of tit fucking. I wouldnt even consider it a title as it appeared to be a compilation of cutting room floor or BTS scenes from previous Combat Zone work.
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Jenna Haze Is Ravaged
Release date: 11/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2007 by MadMarkus
Starring: Jerry, Valentina, Mark Wood, Nasty, Jenna Haze, Marta, Carl Prince, Eddie J
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: First, a word of warning: The thing is one big scam! Yes, Jenna Haze is in it. I did not pay much attention to her scene, since she is not one of my favourite starlets. She has anal sex with two guys, no dp, facial. There are four other girls in the movie, but I can not tell who is who, because their names do not appear in the intro and end credits are missing completely. Scene 2: 1on1, no anal, rubber used, facial Scene 3: 1on1, no anal, cumshot on tits Scene 4: 1on1, no anal, facial Scene 5: 1on1, no anal, facial Extras: cumshots and behind the scenes Pretty bad, but the worst is still on the way. According to the cast list, hungarian hottie Black Diamond is supposed to be in this poor excuse of a porn movie. She can be seen on the front cover inserting a silver dildo into her pussy, but she is nowhere to be seen on the dvd. Not in the main movie and not in the extras.
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My Virtual Bottom: Kyle Foxxx
Release date: 10/6/2006
Reviewed on: 11/10/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kyle Foxxx
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: After reviewing well over 600 films here to say that this one is unquestionably among the five worst I have ever seen, practically says it all. It is set up with two cameras. One giving us a side view of Kyle and another giving us a front view of Kyle. The front view is supposed to give us a virtual reality view if Kyle were sucking our cocks, or we were sucking his, or fucking him. Although neither camera position is good, the front view is definitely the better of the two but we have to keep moving over to get it. And its hardly worth it as each segment takes only a minute or so. The longest segment is the interview with Kyle. Its very sad to hear that Kylewho is nothing to stir the gonadsthinks more highly of himself than anyone else in his life ever will. He is certainly not my virtual bottom. The better looker is the scruffy guy whom we glimpse as he sucks Kyles cock for us.
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1 Lucky Fuck 3
Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006 by scipio
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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Hip-Hop Divas Orgy 3
Release date: 9/24/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006 by iwork247
Starring: Delicious, Butterfly, Ashley Fox, Alayah Sashu, Krystal Wett, Aaiyah Brown
Studio: Visual Images
Review brief: The first Hip-Hop Divas Orgy was off the chain to a certain extent compared to the very few black g/g orgy films out on the market. The second couldn't come as close but had great potential. This third installment is just a waste of time, money, and film. It doesn't hold a candle to any black lesbian film that has ever came out! The stars of the film are a red double headed dildo and a pink regular dildo. These girls shove the dildos in them before even getting their pussies licked! Just dry humping a dildo no lube is even applied. There is a minimal amout of pussy licking action. There are tons of time wasted on shooting all of these girls in the same room having more pleasure with themselves than with each other. Most of the time the girls are watching other girls and damn near all of them had the expression on their faces as if they couldn't wait until it was over. They even use the double headed dildo as a single headed dildo which didn't make much sense in my opinion. Basically, don't waste your time or money on this one.
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Flogd & Fukt and Painful Endurance
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Austin Masters, Tom Vaccaro, Robert Black, Jeffrey Alan, Bryce Pierce, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen, Chris Ward, Rik Jammer, Scott Samson
Studio: Raging Stallion
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Review brief: Two perfectly silly pseudo S & M flicks combined on one dick numbing DVD. Guys are bound and then seemingly tortured in ways that wouldnt cause anyone to break a sweat. The bound are given minute shocks to their tits and genitals, swatted with tiny whips that couldn't hurt a fly if you hit one dead on, and other ridiculous hokum. Now Im certainly not suggesting that guys be actually hurt in these films, but with the technical demands available these days they could make it seem a bit more real. The only painful endurance involved here is on the part of any viewer who sits through them.
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Getting Off Campus
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed.
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Sperm Splattered 2
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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101 Facial Cum Shots
Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2006 by Sufficiently Bored
Studio: Fat Dog
Review brief: This is the most terrible DVD. 1) It is recorded from VHS, so is one chapter. There is no skipping to your favorite scene. VHS is better since at least it preserves the part of tape where I last left. 2) It doesn't really matter though, since there are no scenes. The collection consists of random cuts from various OLD (80s and early 90s) movies. Each flash is under 5 seconds, not enough time to even see what's going on. 3) Many of the scenes repeat themselves, just to cram 4 hours full of junk 4) There are a few facials in the beginning. The rest is a bunch of miscellenia with very few facials. Apart from the facials, you never see the girls' faces. Duh, I'm into facials because I like to look at faces.
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Induction
Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Robert Black, Sky Donovan
Studio: Raging Stallion
Review brief: I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer.
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Million Dollar Ass 3
Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006 by Joerg
Studio: Lucky Devil
Review brief: The box covers feature the famous and wonderful pornstar VENUS but when you start playing the title she isn't on the initial credits nor there is any scene with her in the whole footage. The featured girls are nothing special, surely not on par with VENUS. Lucky Devil studio should be afraid of what they have done with this title, such a misleading box cover featuring a famous pornstar that doesn't appear in the title, that's way more than just fishy that's just a stupid trick to rip customers off. I am really disgusted by such a low way of doing business. When the box cover doesn't match the real footage something must be really wrong. Ripping your customers off like this it's the best way to have them stop buying/renting your titles. And Lucky Devil Productions surely seems to deserve it. They should stop selling this title if they can't provide the VENUS footage that appears on the box covers. Avoid this title at all costs.
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Tommy's Bareback Trilogy
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kenan Wade, Skateboard Steve, Tommy Rock
Studio: D & E
Review brief: Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/25/2008
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009 by jayo
Starring: Bambi, Aria Giovanni, Ivette Blanch, Kristina V., Eva D., Nikol W.
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: If this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated. But outside of foot-fetish, it's garbage. The women are adorable but it only makes this look like an incredible waste. As a masturbation video it's a rip-off. As erotica it's by-the-numbers at best, and bargain-basement at worst. Don't waste your money.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/8/2009 by Sean Renaud
Starring: John Strong, Pat Myne, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Dillon, Kat, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Tiffany Hopkins, Cindy Crawford, Michelle Lay, Sascha, Lara Stevens, Ariana Jollee, Michelle B., Rick Patrick, Annie Cruz, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Taryn Thomas, Rebeca Linares, Nicki Hunter, Tiffany Rayne, Jenner, Alektra Blue, Naudia Nyce, Sabina Black, Lisa Rose, Marco Banderas, Allison Miller, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Alisandra
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Review brief: I was severely let down by this film. I'm not a fan of compilations as a general rule and when I am a fan of them it's because they are well done and have broken the usual chain of shit. It's got a few great scenes that bring this back from being bad porn into actually still above average, it simply wasn't the kind of porn that I like.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 4/4/2009 by astroknight
Starring: Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Exquisite
Review brief: This is nothing but a shameful and dishonest repackaging of How To Fuck Like a Porn Star!. It wasn't a good movie to begin with, and trying to sucker people with it by changing its name and nothing else on the DVD only makes it worse.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/30/2008
Reviewed on: 2/18/2009 by SexyHard
Starring: Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Mandingo, Jenna Haze, Olivia O'Lovely, Rico Strong, Charlotte Stokely, Riley Mason
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: This is a fraud. They did not make a movie. It is a comp being marketed as a feature.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008 by Christian Dark
Starring: Felony, Boz, Trina Michaels, Richard Mann, Shane Diesel, Sophie Dee, Sonia Lopez, Brooke Banner
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: Con-flic-tion:to come into collision or disagreement be contradictory, at variance, or in opposition clash: The account of one eyewitness conflicted with that of the other. My class conflicts with my going to the concert. 2.to fight or contend do battle. noun 3. a fight, battle, or struggle, esp. a prolonged struggle strife. 4.controversy quarrel: conflicts between parties. 5.discord of action, feeling, or effect antagonism or opposition, as of interests or principles: a conflict of ideas. This is going to be the most different review of all I have done. Before I start, something must be made clear. I know porn is a fantasy world. Understood. There has to be a line though. Having no knowledge of this series I thought it was just white chicks, black guys fucking. Normal shit right...no.Sex is sex, some good and some bad. I tried to enjoy this movie. Then it happened. The most outrageous shit I'd ever witnessed. A director encouraging a white woman to say NIGGER! WHAT THE F
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/6/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008 by gonzoguy
Starring: Jules Jordan, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Travis Knight, Ben English, Lela Star, Jess Wakefield, Asa Akira
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions
Review brief: I really really wanted to like this. I wanted to like Gina. I wanted to see feasting. I was disappointed.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/12/2008
Reviewed on: 9/22/2008 by Roger Herraw
Starring: Charly Loren, Brian Sanchez, Rodrigo Baez, Jonathan Gunter, Agatha Fox, Agostina Bell, Victoria Luna
Studio: CineXLatino
Directed by: Victor Maytland
Review brief: This is a beyond terrible dvd.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/28/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2008 by HornyDiablo
Starring: Tommy, Antonio Vela, Marco Paris, Erik, David Marritt, Kevin Rocha, Phoenix Rising, Calvin Hudson, Ethan Palmer, Leon Knight, Lito Cruz Tommy
Studio: SX Video
Directed by: Ben Baird
Review brief: Finally, an interracial gangbang video with a black dude as the bottom. SX Video's Bareback Gang Bang brings together 10 white and latin tops to work over one muscular black bottom. There's no plot, no costumes, no set ... and no condoms!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/14/2008
Reviewed on: 4/29/2008 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rudy, Tony Romano, Mike Hawk, Jorge Armada, Erik Erikson, Christian Hunt, Eryk Elliot
Studio: Bullseye XXX
Directed by: Mister Mark
Review brief: A thoroughly repulsive film with people spewing saliva and vomit.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/25/2007 by LeeScott
Starring: Sindee, Crystal, Violet, Leah
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: I got this film on the pretense that it would be a good interracial flick with black on white action, featuring some really nice looking girls. Well it turns out that the guys have fake 18 inch dicks and the dialogue is really terrible. If that is what you are looking for, you are welcome to read on, if not, you know the answer to this one already.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Gianna Michaels, D. Wise, Buster Good, Crystal Clear, Samantha 38G, Erica Lockett
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: This release feels like what most companies would give away for free at conventions. The scenes are edited down and there's almost as much of a focus on trailers as there is on the 4 full-length scenes. The scenes aren't bad, but they do feel edited down. The technical aspects are pretty average, and there is a fair amount of effort put into the extras with all the trailers and photo galleries. This would be a good free sampler DVD, but nothing worth paying much money for.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/2/2007
Reviewed on: 8/19/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Trent Soluri, Brother Love, Sinclair, Justice Young, Kylee Reese, Katrina Angel, Renae Cruz, Johnny Sins, Rayne Rodriguez, Ishtar
Studio: Greedy
Directed by: Eli Kayzen
Review brief: Myplace A Space For Whores #2 is a gonzo title from Greedy Video directed by Eli Kayzen. The title stars Kylee Reese, Renae Cruz, Katrina Angel, Rayne Rodriguez and Ishtar. This is based on a spin off of the ever popular MySpace social networking site. The graphics are unlike no other as the girls are introduced via a profile (similar to a MySpace one) that says what they are into. It has a frat boy vibe too it. It moves kind of slow but its definitely different.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/21/2007
Reviewed on: 7/20/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Daria Glower, Wein Lewis, Suzie Diamond, Simona D, Vito Corleone, J.J., Kristi Klenot
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Tim Polecat
Review brief: Ass Vamps (VCA) directed by Tim Polecat stars Kathy Anderson, Suzi Diamond, Simona D, Klenot and Daria Glower. It was shot in Prague and the back drops are wonderful. However, the praise stops there. IMO this was a waste of some very gorgeous bodies (Kathy and Simona in particular). It is shot in a fashion (slow motion and music) that annoys rather than excites the viewer. Please just let the talent fuck. If I want music I will tune into MTV.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/16/2007
Reviewed on: 7/18/2007 by rico shades
Starring: Alexia, Krystal, Karmen, Hillary Scott, Nicki Hunter, Cody Lane, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, Carmel Moore, Lanza, Tiffany Brookes
Studio: Combat Zone
Review brief: Lil Bit Of Everything (Combat Zone) is an attempt at a gonzo offering by director Roger Moorehead. There are some sexy ladies cast, Carmel Moore and Hillary Scott in particular. However, given the title this is a mistake at best and flat out fraud at worst. This title included one penetration sex scene and the rest of it was a barrage of tit fucking. I wouldnt even consider it a title as it appeared to be a compilation of cutting room floor or BTS scenes from previous Combat Zone work.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2007 by MadMarkus
Starring: Jerry, Valentina, Mark Wood, Nasty, Jenna Haze, Marta, Carl Prince, Eddie J
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: First, a word of warning: The thing is one big scam! Yes, Jenna Haze is in it. I did not pay much attention to her scene, since she is not one of my favourite starlets. She has anal sex with two guys, no dp, facial. There are four other girls in the movie, but I can not tell who is who, because their names do not appear in the intro and end credits are missing completely. Scene 2: 1on1, no anal, rubber used, facial Scene 3: 1on1, no anal, cumshot on tits Scene 4: 1on1, no anal, facial Scene 5: 1on1, no anal, facial Extras: cumshots and behind the scenes Pretty bad, but the worst is still on the way. According to the cast list, hungarian hottie Black Diamond is supposed to be in this poor excuse of a porn movie. She can be seen on the front cover inserting a silver dildo into her pussy, but she is nowhere to be seen on the dvd. Not in the main movie and not in the extras.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/6/2006
Reviewed on: 11/10/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kyle Foxxx
Studio: In-X-Cess
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: After reviewing well over 600 films here to say that this one is unquestionably among the five worst I have ever seen, practically says it all. It is set up with two cameras. One giving us a side view of Kyle and another giving us a front view of Kyle. The front view is supposed to give us a virtual reality view if Kyle were sucking our cocks, or we were sucking his, or fucking him. Although neither camera position is good, the front view is definitely the better of the two but we have to keep moving over to get it. And its hardly worth it as each segment takes only a minute or so. The longest segment is the interview with Kyle. Its very sad to hear that Kylewho is nothing to stir the gonadsthinks more highly of himself than anyone else in his life ever will. He is certainly not my virtual bottom. The better looker is the scruffy guy whom we glimpse as he sucks Kyles cock for us.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2006
Reviewed on: 10/7/2006 by scipio
Starring: Isabel Ice, Ginger Lee, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Samantha South, Celina Cross, Lindsay Kay
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: One Lucky Fuck #3 Damn, I hate having to do this, but for a second time in a few weeks I have to say the following about a PXP title: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture throughout the entire feature is shown in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and it kinda looked okay, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/24/2006
Reviewed on: 9/29/2006 by iwork247
Starring: Delicious, Butterfly, Ashley Fox, Alayah Sashu, Krystal Wett, Aaiyah Brown
Studio: Visual Images
Review brief: The first Hip-Hop Divas Orgy was off the chain to a certain extent compared to the very few black g/g orgy films out on the market. The second couldn't come as close but had great potential. This third installment is just a waste of time, money, and film. It doesn't hold a candle to any black lesbian film that has ever came out! The stars of the film are a red double headed dildo and a pink regular dildo. These girls shove the dildos in them before even getting their pussies licked! Just dry humping a dildo no lube is even applied. There is a minimal amout of pussy licking action. There are tons of time wasted on shooting all of these girls in the same room having more pleasure with themselves than with each other. Most of the time the girls are watching other girls and damn near all of them had the expression on their faces as if they couldn't wait until it was over. They even use the double headed dildo as a single headed dildo which didn't make much sense in my opinion. Basically, don't waste your time or money on this one.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Austin Masters, Tom Vaccaro, Robert Black, Jeffrey Alan, Bryce Pierce, Simon Cox, Jeff Allen, Chris Ward, Rik Jammer, Scott Samson
Studio: Raging Stallion
Directed by: Chris Ward, J.D. Slater
Review brief: Two perfectly silly pseudo S & M flicks combined on one dick numbing DVD. Guys are bound and then seemingly tortured in ways that wouldnt cause anyone to break a sweat. The bound are given minute shocks to their tits and genitals, swatted with tiny whips that couldn't hurt a fly if you hit one dead on, and other ridiculous hokum. Now Im certainly not suggesting that guys be actually hurt in these films, but with the technical demands available these days they could make it seem a bit more real. The only painful endurance involved here is on the part of any viewer who sits through them.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/19/2006 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: BLUE PICTURES IS GYPPING US BIG TIME WITH THIS HALF-ASSED DVD TRANSFER. In its original VHS release there were five scenes. Blue Pictures has transferred only three of these, totally ignoring the plot. As they have given us a film that is only 51 minutes long, there is no reason for them to HAVE CUT TWO OF THE FILMS BEST SCENES! The film opens with Michael Cummingsa cute young twink, a dependable regular in pre-condom films, who is making his debut hereanswering an ad for off-campus living. He is greeted by Brandon Wilde, a handsome and hairy young stud. It turns out that both are film students. Brandon shows Michael a film he just made for class. In the film, slender blond Pat Allen is squeezing oranges as he watches adorable Chris Thomaswearing only bathing trunkscleaning the pool. He takes Chris a glass of orange juice and suggests he take a swim. Pat strips naked and joins him. They frolic in the pool until Pat suggests they go inside. When Pat gets out of the water, he has a hard dick. Once inside, Pat gets Chris to lie down on the bed.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/24/2006
Reviewed on: 8/18/2006 by scipio
Starring: Kylee King, Crystal Clear, Emily Evermoore, Kyanna Lee
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: Sperm Splattered #2 Okay, let's first up get to the most important thing: DO NOT BUY THIS DVD!! Why? Well, let's just call it a pretty severe authoring problem. The picture on the entire feature is in a 16:9 ratio. What this means is that the picture is in a kind of "false widescreen" where the image is literally squashed down in the top and bottom of the screen. The result is a severely distorted picture, where all the action is stretched across the screen. Nope, it's not a problem with my player, since I tried it on 3 seperate players, and the Title screen and BTS are in the normal ratio, but put on the feature and it's all messed up. Now I did scan through the actual content, and the girls all looked pretty, and the facials all looked big and goopy, but the damn thing is unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2006 by Sufficiently Bored
Studio: Fat Dog
Review brief: This is the most terrible DVD. 1) It is recorded from VHS, so is one chapter. There is no skipping to your favorite scene. VHS is better since at least it preserves the part of tape where I last left. 2) It doesn't really matter though, since there are no scenes. The collection consists of random cuts from various OLD (80s and early 90s) movies. Each flash is under 5 seconds, not enough time to even see what's going on. 3) Many of the scenes repeat themselves, just to cram 4 hours full of junk 4) There are a few facials in the beginning. The rest is a bunch of miscellenia with very few facials. Apart from the facials, you never see the girls' faces. Duh, I'm into facials because I like to look at faces.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 7/11/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Robert Black, Sky Donovan
Studio: Raging Stallion
Review brief: I thought raging Stallions FLOGD & FUKT was the silliest and sissiest S & M Id seen, but INDUCTION is ever more ridiculous. Sky Donovan goes into a barn where there is a convenient stash of porn mags. While looking at a spread for the forenamed FLOGD & FUKT he falls asleep. (The viewer would be well advised to do the same.) He dreams he is bound to a post. He is fully clothed except there is a hole in his pants and his dick and balls are exposed. Robert Black diddles the dick and plays pat-a-cake on Skys chest for 20 minutes. None of this gets Sky hard, much less the viewer. Finally Skys shirt is ripped off and he gets swished with the Egyptian fly-shooer. (This is designed not to swat the flies but just shoo them away. It cant possibly hurt, even when it brushes the cock!) This nonsense goes on for some time and seems to be producing laughter from Sky. (Wish I could find it funny.) Hes doused with a bucket of water. After which his belly is smacked with a ping pong paddle for about 3 seconds. And its back to the fly-shooer.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/8/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2006 by Joerg
Studio: Lucky Devil
Review brief: The box covers feature the famous and wonderful pornstar VENUS but when you start playing the title she isn't on the initial credits nor there is any scene with her in the whole footage. The featured girls are nothing special, surely not on par with VENUS. Lucky Devil studio should be afraid of what they have done with this title, such a misleading box cover featuring a famous pornstar that doesn't appear in the title, that's way more than just fishy that's just a stupid trick to rip customers off. I am really disgusted by such a low way of doing business. When the box cover doesn't match the real footage something must be really wrong. Ripping your customers off like this it's the best way to have them stop buying/renting your titles. And Lucky Devil Productions surely seems to deserve it. They should stop selling this title if they can't provide the VENUS footage that appears on the box covers. Avoid this title at all costs.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/20/2005
Reviewed on: 4/22/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Kenan Wade, Skateboard Steve, Tommy Rock
Studio: D & E
Review brief: Having reviewed nearly 550 films Ive seen some really bad films in my time, but if they were any worse than this one then Ive repressed the memory. Tommy Rock is a mature guy in his late thirties or early forties who in this tiresome opus has assembled three guys to be in a film where he plans to fuck them bareback. The operative word is plans as he doesnt always succeed. Now not only does Tom star and direct, he also mans the camera. This means he has to set up a shot and then jump into the scene. And thats where one of the major problems lies. Its not just that the camera cant move, he doesnt know how to set up a shot in the first place! First up (thats a laugh) is Skateboard Steve. Hes a scruffy guy with more hair in his ass crack than most people have on their heads. He jacks off. Then Tommy joins him and sucks on the kids cock. Steve takes a few very tentative tastes of Tommys tool. Tommy attempts to fuck him, but he just cant get his cock through all that hair and into Steves anus. The thought of using lube never seems to occur to Tommy.
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