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Lovers Caught on Tape!
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 5/29/2001 by Saki
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Lovers Caught On Tape (1999) Studio Sinthetic/VidBidness Director None Starring Unknown people caught on security camera videotape Running Time 55 minutes DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer Special Features None Themes Voyeurism, sex in public places, lesbian, blowjobs Video Captures Click for larger size (shown only to illustrate video quality) [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: Okay, anything with the "As Seen on TV" logo is crap and I shouldn't have been tempted. But since the VHS version of this video sold like hotcakes on eBay last year (with people paying $20-30 or more), there must have been something to it, right?What's It About?: It's 55 minutes of people having sex and being filmed (supposedly) without their knowledge by surveillance cameras. "Two insurance company employees in Dallas sneak into the building's stairwell to act out their own version of 'Up The Down Staircase'" (black & white) - The scene starts out with a man & woman kissing in a stairway landing. The guy undoes his pants and the woman
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Sex Toys
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
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Butt Sluts 2 (Metro)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Shay Sweet, Nikki Tyler, Leanni Lei, Mila, Heather Lee, Cassie, Taylor Moore, Coral Sands, Wendi Knight, Cumisha Amado
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Butt Sluts 2 Studio: Metro WARNING! This DVD is rated penis shrinker, Vaginal dryer. Mind Fuck. Brain Warp. This is absolutely the worst porno ever. Had this been the first porno I ever saw I would have been scared for life I would never touch my penis except for urination. That first scene alone is so morbidly nasty you cannot imagine. The first scene starts out with 3 guys with pig masks and the soundtrack is a bunch of pig noises and squeels. The actress is Milla. With a title of butt sluts & Milla you kwow this going to be some nasty anal action. Not only was this first scene nasty it was majorly gross! What I'm about to describe may frighten even some of our more experienced porno watchers. Ron Jeremy in a pig-mask eating from a troth. Then having sex in a pigmask. And the audio track is filled with pig squeels & oinks. And I think Ron was doing some of his own sound effects. So throughout this thing it was like watching a pig-man fuck a porn star. Suffice it to say I watched most of this scene in fast forward.
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Island Fever (Legend)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Karen Dior, Sid Rosellini, Morgan Allan, Johnny White Horse, Ryan Kyle, Robert Mark, Vein Masters, Tom Ransom, Cody Viator
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Two words....IT SUCKS! This isnt my normal review but lets just say dont bother! All of the actors are no names in my book and not very attractive, in fact some of them are down right "skeevy". Theres one guy thats armpits are so hairy its unbelivable!!!! Unless you're into hair I found it pretty disgusting! This other guy is kind of old, grey hair in a pony tail and a pock marked face....
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Bukkake: Orgies & Gang-Bangs
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by hector
Studio: Avica
Review brief: I suppose one shouldn't expect too high ethical standards from producers of porn movies, but this dvd - "bukkake orgies and gang-bangs" - has to be one of the worst cases of misinformation I have seen, stretching the limits. For starters, the very inviting cover picture, which, like the tag line ("filthy, cum-glazed, multiply penetrated etc. etc.), promises some pretty raunchy action has no bearing whatsoever on the contents of the video. Such misinformation could almost be considered industry standard, I suppose. But this movie contains neither orgies, nor gang bangs, and definitely no bukkake (spelled bukkaki by the morons who put this junk together). The promised "underground japanese" action consists of one pathetic run-of-the-mill sex scene with some not particularly attracive japanese girl, and that's it. The rest is some scraps from old tapes (not japanese) of so poor quality that it is virtually unwatchable.
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Diva X: Kaoru (Pixis)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/5/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Plot: Nope. Nada. Nothing. Not only is there no plot, there is no dialogue. Do you know how badly this ticks me off? Geeze, people. At least say "hello" or something! Where I come from, it is considered polite to introduce yourself before licking their nipple. The Cast: As the title implies, Kaoru is the leading lady on this disk. She's actually quite cute. She wears the same outfit throughout the DVD, mainly a pair of orange latex shorts and a tank top. She looks very young with a tight body and pretty nice breasts. Whether or not they're real... I dunno. I don't really care, either. After watching her have sex, I'd rather screw a sheep. At least the sheep will try and squirm away. :-) The one guy she has sex with has some really nice hair on him. He's hung pretty well, and he certainly seems to have her complete attention. I have no idea what his name is.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 5/29/2001 by Saki
Studio: Sinthetic
Review brief: Lovers Caught On Tape (1999) Studio Sinthetic/VidBidness Director None Starring Unknown people caught on security camera videotape Running Time 55 minutes DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer Special Features None Themes Voyeurism, sex in public places, lesbian, blowjobs Video Captures Click for larger size (shown only to illustrate video quality) [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: Okay, anything with the "As Seen on TV" logo is crap and I shouldn't have been tempted. But since the VHS version of this video sold like hotcakes on eBay last year (with people paying $20-30 or more), there must have been something to it, right?What's It About?: It's 55 minutes of people having sex and being filmed (supposedly) without their knowledge by surveillance cameras. "Two insurance company employees in Dallas sneak into the building's stairwell to act out their own version of 'Up The Down Staircase'" (black & white) - The scene starts out with a man & woman kissing in a stairway landing. The guy undoes his pants and the woman
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: Ian Daniels, Inari Vachs, Dee [II] (classic female), Mark Anthony, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Rich Handsome
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations I'm not expecting a traditional skin flick with this feature. It should be more of a tutorial layout, with some demonstrations of the use of toys. The Main Event The movie opens with a monologue by Tina Hartley describing several class of toys, such as vibrating, penetrative toys, tactile toys, sensory depravation toys, and constrictive toys. She talks about safety, such as using flaired base anal toys so they aren't sucked in, and not placing the penis into something that doesn't open or easily streach, such as bottles. After the discussion of toys, the women from the three demonstration couples gets to pick out a few toys for them to try. While the women pick out toys, the guys are trying to race vibrating toys across a glass table. As Nina says, one needs to be able to laugh at sex, as it is sweaty and hair in the face fun. The three couples are left to their own devices, with Nina going from couple to couple talking about what they are doing, the toy being used.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/21/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Shay Sweet, Nikki Tyler, Leanni Lei, Mila, Heather Lee, Cassie, Taylor Moore, Coral Sands, Wendi Knight, Cumisha Amado
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Butt Sluts 2 Studio: Metro WARNING! This DVD is rated penis shrinker, Vaginal dryer. Mind Fuck. Brain Warp. This is absolutely the worst porno ever. Had this been the first porno I ever saw I would have been scared for life I would never touch my penis except for urination. That first scene alone is so morbidly nasty you cannot imagine. The first scene starts out with 3 guys with pig masks and the soundtrack is a bunch of pig noises and squeels. The actress is Milla. With a title of butt sluts & Milla you kwow this going to be some nasty anal action. Not only was this first scene nasty it was majorly gross! What I'm about to describe may frighten even some of our more experienced porno watchers. Ron Jeremy in a pig-mask eating from a troth. Then having sex in a pigmask. And the audio track is filled with pig squeels & oinks. And I think Ron was doing some of his own sound effects. So throughout this thing it was like watching a pig-man fuck a porn star. Suffice it to say I watched most of this scene in fast forward.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/4/2000
Reviewed on: 1/27/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Karen Dior, Sid Rosellini, Morgan Allan, Johnny White Horse, Ryan Kyle, Robert Mark, Vein Masters, Tom Ransom, Cody Viator
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Two words....IT SUCKS! This isnt my normal review but lets just say dont bother! All of the actors are no names in my book and not very attractive, in fact some of them are down right "skeevy". Theres one guy thats armpits are so hairy its unbelivable!!!! Unless you're into hair I found it pretty disgusting! This other guy is kind of old, grey hair in a pony tail and a pock marked face....
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by hector
Studio: Avica
Review brief: I suppose one shouldn't expect too high ethical standards from producers of porn movies, but this dvd - "bukkake orgies and gang-bangs" - has to be one of the worst cases of misinformation I have seen, stretching the limits. For starters, the very inviting cover picture, which, like the tag line ("filthy, cum-glazed, multiply penetrated etc. etc.), promises some pretty raunchy action has no bearing whatsoever on the contents of the video. Such misinformation could almost be considered industry standard, I suppose. But this movie contains neither orgies, nor gang bangs, and definitely no bukkake (spelled bukkaki by the morons who put this junk together). The promised "underground japanese" action consists of one pathetic run-of-the-mill sex scene with some not particularly attracive japanese girl, and that's it. The rest is some scraps from old tapes (not japanese) of so poor quality that it is virtually unwatchable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/5/2000 by Darkmage
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Plot: Nope. Nada. Nothing. Not only is there no plot, there is no dialogue. Do you know how badly this ticks me off? Geeze, people. At least say "hello" or something! Where I come from, it is considered polite to introduce yourself before licking their nipple. The Cast: As the title implies, Kaoru is the leading lady on this disk. She's actually quite cute. She wears the same outfit throughout the DVD, mainly a pair of orange latex shorts and a tank top. She looks very young with a tight body and pretty nice breasts. Whether or not they're real... I dunno. I don't really care, either. After watching her have sex, I'd rather screw a sheep. At least the sheep will try and squirm away. :-) The one guy she has sex with has some really nice hair on him. He's hung pretty well, and he certainly seems to have her complete attention. I have no idea what his name is.
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