Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes Review

As you can tell by the rating I gave it, I didn’t like it very much. Don’t get me wrong Taylor Hayes is one of the cutest porn stars out there in the adult entertainment business. However, her acting in this particular piece is horrible.

For starters, Taylor moans like a door from a haunted house being open slowly, the squeaky annoying sound. Taylor doesn’t act like she is really into the whole sexual experience, even though she said she was so wet for you (Hah!)

Another thing is, and I know a lot of you are going to get angry with me, but Taylor CANNOT suck a cock. Now, I’m not an expert at sucking cock, but jeez Taylor acts like it’s her first time. She tries to spit on the cock, but instead it looks like she’s “blowing” it literally. And when she does suck it she hums. Hums? At least in Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick she tells you that she loves your cock, Taylor just hums (Mmmm, humming turns me on, NOT!)

And speaking of cock, the guy’s dick isn’t circumcised, which I really don’t have a problem with, but for god’s sake, whoever’s cock it was was the ugliest dick I have ever seen. I know a lot of you are thinking, “why are you looking at his cock?” Well, it’s distracting seeing some guy’s dick overlap itself with skin.

Another effect that really sucks in this DVD is the fact that the cumshots were highway robbery. For starters, when “skinman” shoots his load while Taylor is sucking him off, he shoots a little bit on her lips, but instead of being a “porn star” and licking it off, she spits. What the hell? Taylor, I’m no porn star, nor do I suck dick, but I know that you shouldn’t spit out cum when it’s shot on your lips, in fact it’s very rude to the customer.

Some positions that Taylor was in even sucked. When she is sitting on top of you, she acts like she woke up and just decided to fuck you. Even her naughty/nice section sucked. You can’t tell if she’s naughty or nice. In fact, when I was fingering her, Taylor moaned and it was on nice, which was okay, but once I put it on naughty it was no different. The only difference was she was rubbing her clit, but nothing else changed, her mood didn’t change, her moan didn’t change. Jeez, at least with Tera Patrick she was getting really nasty.

Not to take the bad for the good, but there were some good pop shots, especially when she’s on her back, she actually rubs it, which comes out glowing on her stomach, which is always sexy.

Personally, even if you are a Taylor Hayes fan this DVD is NOT for you. It’s horrible. Taylor Hayes is the worst porn actress out there. Taylor is hot, but her acting sucks. I mean, how hard can it be to moan without being annoying and actually know the difference between naughty and nice. Geez, this DVD sucked.