schomburg2002 has reviewed 4 adult movies .
schomburg2002's Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 5/17/2001
Reviewed on: 1/5/2004
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Taylor Hayes
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Virtual Sex with Taylor Hayes. As you can tell by the rating I gave it, I didnt like it very much. Dont get me wrong Taylor Hayes is one of the cutest porn stars out there in the adult entertainment business. However, her acting in this particular piece is horrible. For starters, Taylor moans like a door from a haunted house being open slowly, the squeaky annoying sound. Taylor doesnt act like she is really into the whole sexual experience, even though she said she was so wet for you (Hah!) Another thing is, and I know a lot of you are going to get angry with me, but Taylor CANNOT suck a cock. Now, Im not an expert at sucking cock, but jeez Taylor acts like its her first time. She tries to spit on the cock, but instead it looks like shes blowing it literally. And when she does suck it she hums.
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Release date: 11/29/2001
Reviewed on: 1/2/2004
Studio: New Machine
Starring: Asia Carrera, Kim Kataine, Tiffany Towers, Felecia, Vanessa Chase, McKayla, Jordan McKnight, Shane, Seymore Butts
Review brief: Seymore Butts Interactive 2: In Pursuit of Pleasure First things first. This has got to be one of my all time favorite adult DVD's. For starters it has beautiful women such as Asia Carrera, Felicia, and Vanessa Chase in the mix. It has a kick ass story. And it doesnt take itself too serious. Plus, it's a game, A GAME! Okay, Im not going to give anything away, because the thrills about this game/porn are the choices you make; however, I will give you a low-down on the story. Okay, Seymore is in love with Shane (who knew?) but realizes that she has been deported back to Canada. Seymore is stunned by this news, but a videotape reveals that Shane needs Seymore to cum, err I mean go to Canada for special reasons (Heh Heh Heh). Seymore needs your help in getting enough money to fly to Canada and have err I mean see Shane. The sex in this DVD is great, simply ravishing, it is pretty much your cut throat hardcore pornography with deep penetration and massive pop shots, but there is a catch to all of these great scenes.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 12/30/2003
Studio: Studio A
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Sierra, Adriana, Aria Giovanni, Kelli
Directed by: Andrew Blake
Review brief: A lot of people wonder about the movie Aria. They wonder things like, Is it porn? Is it an artsy fartsy type porn?, or is it just Aria stripping around with no contact with another man or woman? Well I assure you, its NOTHING like that, yet it is. I will explain. Unless you have been living under a rock, you should know who Aria Giovanni is. A beautiful Italian woman with a natural body (you dont see those anymore) and a real passion for using her eyes as a way to make your heart jump. Of course she shows her naked body, but focus on the eyes and you will be begging for more. Anyway, the movie, Aria is of course one of Andrew Blakes so called masterpieces of using beautiful women with elevator music and some how forming an erotic experience everybody can enjoy. Well, Aria was good, but it wasnt great. I will give my pros and cons of this particular movie. PROS: -Aria Giovanni is SUPER hot in this movie, along with the luscious Adrianna Sage, who happens to get a facial in this movie, always excellent in my opinion.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/29/2003
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Tera Patrick
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Virtual Sex with Tera Patrick is ONE of the best Virtual Sex titles from the franchise. When you start the DVD she stands gazing at you with her luscious eyes claiming that she has been dreaming about you (yeah right, but okay). She later asks you if you are ready to have some fun with her (hell yeah!) Then the main menu pops up below her. Strip, Stories, Foreplay, Sex. STRIP: Tera strips her leopard skin dress as the camera does some magnificent work catching her body, face, and especially her eyes. I know a lot of you are thinking, Why are you looking at her eyes, when you have T&A to stare at? Well trust me on this her eyes will make you melt. STORIES: Tera tells you that she likes a man that can be submissive and dominate, it all depends what she wants. She then tells you about an encounter with several firemen, how she was 13 when she had sex (Wow!) And how she LOVES a man that can trust her with his body (she can trust me anytime) FOREPLAY: If you have seen any other Virtual Sex with titles then you already know what is in store here.
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