2 Timers: Ms 24/7 & Squirting Anne Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/9/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 95 min.

Production Date: 2003

Director: None listed

Cast: Squirting Anne, Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, a white guy, and a couple more black guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Normally Sensational has only included one scene like these on a DVD. Seeing them putting the care in to double them up gives me some hope here.

Initial Reaction: I should have turned it off after the first scene.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can turn it off after the first scene

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who feels the need to watch full movies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: Most of Sensational’s movies are done with a halfway amateur feel, which lends some charm to them while having some things which will probably turn a few people off. The audio in the first scene is a bit on the quiet side, but balanced pretty well. There’s a few of background noises, most of which come from the camera although there are a few comments with the crew. The video is okay. It has a little grain, and in addition to a few shadows the lighting and colors change noticeably between shots and even occasionally during shots. Finally, there’s a bit of camera shake. Of course, being halfway between an amateur and a studio release that kind of fits too even if it doesn’t work the best.

The second scene barely ever makes it to the level of the first scene in any way. The audio has background noises and a lot of blabbering from the cameraman. He doesn’t seem to know how to use the camera very well. There’s a so much camera shake that you might wonder if he’s on roller skates and a pogo stick and you get to see some of the camera messages come up on the screen. The lighting is the best thing about the technical aspects, but even that doesn’t make it up to the average level.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu keeps the same feel as most of Sensational’s releases, and brings in a small clip of the feature. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

2 Timers collects two scenes which are unrelated except for both having white women with black men. Neither of them have any kind of plot or lead-in, and both have an amateurish feel.

Scene 1 - Squirting Anne and a couple black guys

Anne, a slightly heavy woman, starts things out walking into a living room to take on the two black studs sitting around waiting for her. She stands in front of them to let them get under her lingerie and attack her big fat titties before stroking their cocks when they drop their drawers. She drops down to suck some cock, and takes as much as she can handle into her mouth. She tries to throat them a little, but doesn’t spend much time trying to give her throat a little action. They slowly move on to play with and eat Anne’s pussy, and even break out a dildo to fuck her with before giving her some real meat as she lays back on the floor. Anne takes it in a few positions before letting the guys sit back on the couch and get a little more oral action. She rides each of the guys cowgirl style and lets them take her doggie style before she sucks and strokes them. One of the guys manages to pop on her chest, but the other never gets there.

This is a pretty nice scene. There’s nothing really outstanding about it, but it has the natural enjoyment that studio porn so often misses. The camera angles often leave a bit to be desired here, but Anne is nicely vocal and never seems to force anything. The biggest problem here is that I never saw Anne squirt. With a name like ‘Squirting Anne’ I don’t think that it’s expecting too much to see her let go with a big squirt or two, but I never noticed one! The camera focused in on her coochie a few times while she was getting fucked, but I never saw anything looking like a squirting orgasm from her. It also suffers by not having both of the guys able to fully perform. In the end, this scene doesn’t quite make it up to the average level but it’s still enjoyable.

Scene 2 - Ms. 24/7, Tony Eveready, and a white guy

Ms. 24/7, who’s entered the “Worst Porn Stage Name” contest ready to fight, starts things out on her back working on her pussy with a toy while Tony works on her fingers with several fingers and sucks her tits and the cameraman talks to them. Tony quickly works her up to four fingers, and then keeps things going to give her the fist. It cuts to Ms. 24/7 sitting down looking like she’s been pushed to far, and almost like she was sick. I wondered if she threw up before the camera came back on, and can’t understand why anybody left in footage of her drinking some pink Kool-Aide or something like it. After a couple minutes she lies back to suck Tony’s cock while a white guy fucks her with a toy. Tony moves on to fuck her in a few positions before supposedly popping in her pussy. Ms. 24/7 tries to squeeze a little out to show the proof, but the camera fades out before you see anything.

I’m not sure that I could have made it through this scene without a fast forward button. On a scale of 1 to 10, this scene is roughly a -79. The entire thing made me wonder if whoever edited this scene had to have somebody help them turn the editing machine on or if they just did it using a few videotapes, a scissors, and a glue stick. The cameraman yaps so much that if he was black I’d think he was related to Wesley Pipes, and that’s anything but a compliment! If all that isn’t bad enough, there’s so much camera shake here that I started to get motion sickness. Normally when this happens I just hit the fast forward a bit to smooth things out, but it’s so bad here that even that didn’t help. Ms. 24/7 does seem to get into it, but there’s so much bad about this scene that I wouldn’t blame her if she went after somebody with a baseball bat because of this scene.

2 Timers is a feature that’s best avoided. If you do have to watch it, stop it after the first scene. There’s some nice action in the first scene, which has a very warm and enjoyable feeling. It isn’t anything overly special, but it has a natural feeling that really worked well for me even if Squirting Anne didn’t squirt enough for me to notice. Then there’s the second scene, which if it isn’t banned by the Geneva Convention. I think it has the worst camera work I’ve ever seen and made me regret ever putting this DVD into my player. One viewing is once to many for 2 Timers.

The Extra Stuff

In addition to company info, there’s trailers for Put It In Your Mouth, Put It In Your Mouth 2, Wives Gone Black, Masquerade, Hot Sexy Plumpers, Girls Gone Black 2, Girls Gone Black 3, Brown Baggers, and Plumpy Humpers 2. You can also find a two minutes slideshow in the chapter menu with about five seconds per shoddy looking full screen photo which looks like it was taken directly from the feature.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, group, toys, fisting, and internal pop shots

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Squirting Anne and one of the guys

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Sensational Video’s DVDs can be found online for between $10 and $17. Skip this one! The first scene is okay, but the second is one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. The technical aspects vary completely from scene to scene and there isn’t too much for extras.

Note to Sensational Video: If you continue to release scenes like the second one here, please include a little Dramamine so that people can make it through the scenes without feeling like they’re going to throw up.

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