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Boxcover for Some Like It Dark (LeMayzing Enterprises)
Some Like It Dark (LeMayzing Enterprises)
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/27/2009
Reviewed on: 8/31/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Kaci Starr, Jon Jon, Tabatha Tucker, Shades, Claudia Valentine, Crista Moore, Cayden Moore
Studio: Lemayzing Enterprises


Review brief: Some Like it Dark is a perfect example of what is still wrong with porn and is complete bullshit.
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Boxcover for Limelight Girls 18
Limelight Girls 18
(zero stars)

Release date: 8/17/2009
Reviewed on: 8/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Kitty, Reagan, Jayden Jaymes, Jessie Cox, Jay Rock, Jack Rock
Studio: Homegrown


Review brief: Four scenes total with a run time of slightly over 1 hour. That’s right, 1 hour. Each scene is roughly 16 minutes long. Two scenes are a solo segment with a girl and a toy. She talks to the camera, rubs her pussy, pulls out the toy, gets off, scene ends.
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Boxcover for Silky Smooth (Torrid)
Silky Smooth (Torrid)
(zero stars)

Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/16/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Daisy, Dominica Leoni, Dani Woodward, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Kelly Erikson

Review brief: I just don’t get it sometimes, how can you possibly put the cast of Sativa Rose, Eva Angelina, Dani Woodward, Daisy and Dominica into a release and have it suck? Well, it's easy, and Kelly Erikson made it happen.
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Boxcover for After Dark Nurses
After Dark Nurses
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/2/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009 by Christian Dark

Starring: Tyler Knight, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Baby Cakes, Candice Nicole, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Stacy Adams, Aryana Starr
Studio: Afterdark Pictures
Directed by: Bishop

Review brief: Now I know you look at the score and say "Damn how bad can this movie be??" Well its not a bad movie.............well I can really say what it is because of the audio and video aspects of it. Now b4 I say anything the parts I did get to play were kind of hot but its so incomplete because alot of the time the movie would freeze, and begin to play choppy as hell. The scenes even jumped so you didn't know what the hell was going on. So I insert Disc 2 hoping to get something out of this. On disc 2 the menu allows you to watch the movie as just the acting and just the sex. Great, fuck disc one right..................wrong. It had the same freezing problems. To make sure nothing was wrong with my dvd player I put in a few other movies and they played just fine. SO I put the movie in the other dvd players in the house and it still played choppy and froze. Hell I tried to play the trailers and whatever was listed there it played the trailer that was after it, hope you get what I'm saying.
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Boxcover for Just Over 18 4 (Pink Visual)
Just Over 18 4 (Pink Visual)
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/25/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Karen, Alice, Betty, Franchezca Valentina, Peyton, Tiff
Studio: Pink Visual


Review brief: This release incorporates the meeting a girl at a public place and within a few minutes they agree to have sex on film. This was shot in south Florida and the girls were definitely not the pick of the litter. I like on the box cover how is says Raw, Raunchy, Real. Yeah, real bad! The makers of this seem to feel that excessive chatter by several guys to the performers is necessary to the scene. Next we have really bad camera angles that show the true amateurish talent of the crew.
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Boxcover for Cum & Gone
Cum & Gone
(zero stars)

Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Joey, Alexa, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Veronica Fox, Allie Sin, Shane Diesel, Jamie Huxley, Veronica Stone, Texas Presley, Marco Banderas, Vickie J, Aja Fyne, Tika Tarius, Reena Sky, Barbie Love
Studio: New Sensations


Review brief: Cum & Gone is a compilation of scenes from New Sensations’ recent productions. Overall, this set is just one of those compilations that are put out to put out some product. There is no real theme to these scenes other than most of the stars are B listers at best. Couple of cuties here, but overall on any other disk, they’d be the filler scenes.
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Boxcover for Best by Private 100: Black Cocks & White Asses
Best by Private 100: Black Cocks & White Asses
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Sandy, Andrew, Marcus, Laura Angel, Kid Jamaica, Bambi, Aaliyah, Nathan Threat, Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Chioa
Studio: Private


Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs.
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Boxcover for Nectar's Bloopers Out Takes
Nectar's Bloopers Out Takes
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/10/2008
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009 by Draken


Studio: Nectar Entertainment


Review brief: In a nutshell, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no bloopers or out takes. It is all behind the scenes footage consisting mostly of interviews where the performers are asked some very lame questions. There are a few snippets of footage from the features being shot on the days of the interviews, but they are so short, hardly worth putting them in there. Definitely a movie to avoid.
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Boxcover for Bi Pole Her 5
Bi Pole Her 5
(zero stars)

Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/30/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Rick, Eduardo, Sandro Bullack, Ed Junior, Renzo, Bianca Lopes, Erick Leony, Fernanda Hot, Nathaly Bueno, Igor Pikachu, Belinha Baracho
Studio: Third World Media
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: This is one god awful lame “Bi” flick. I put “Bi” in quotations to highlight that it’s supposed to be a “Bi” flick. I reviewed this with my girlfriend to get another opinion since I’ve never watched a “Bi” flick before and my view on porn is kind of skewed to what I actually like. The general consensus between us is how this series ever made it to #5?
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Boxcover for Big Black Cock In Little China
Big Black Cock In Little China
(zero stars)

Release date: 6/10/2008
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009 by Rosco Fuji

Starring: Mika Tan, Maxi, Richard Mann, Lana Croft, Jazmine Leih, Jon Jon, Lana Violet
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Eli Kayzen

Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs. Overall premise is Asian girls fucking guys with big black cocks. The set up through all five scenes is the same. Several guys wander around Chinatown looking for Asian girls. They meet and then there is at least 10 minutes, sometime 15 minutes of general chit chat, watching the performers eat, etc. You definitely need a fast forward button to get through this crap. I’ve never heard of Bone Digital before and hope I never hear from them again. While the girls look cute, the sex itself is very boring, the camera angles/framing stink.
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Boxcover for Adorable Girls 7
Adorable Girls 7
(zero stars)

Release date: 8/25/2008
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009 by jayo

Starring: Bambi, Aria Giovanni, Ivette Blanch, Kristina V., Eva D., Nikol W.
Studio: Swank Digital


Review brief: If this were marketed as a foot-fetish video, not a masturbation video, I wouldn't feel cheated. But outside of foot-fetish, it's garbage. The women are adorable but it only makes this look like an incredible waste. As a masturbation video it's a rip-off. As erotica it's by-the-numbers at best, and bargain-basement at worst. Don't waste your money.
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Boxcover for Apprentass 10
Apprentass 10
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/8/2009 by Sean Renaud

Starring: John Strong, Pat Myne, Zenza Raggi, David Perry, Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Dillon, Kat, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, George Uhl, Tiffany Hopkins, Cindy Crawford, Michelle Lay, Sascha, Lara Stevens, Ariana Jollee, Michelle B., Rick Patrick, Annie Cruz, Trent Soluri, James Deen, Kelly Wells, Taryn Thomas, Rebeca Linares, Nicki Hunter, Tiffany Rayne, Jenner, Alektra Blue, Naudia Nyce, Sabina Black, Lisa Rose, Marco Banderas, Allison Miller, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Alisandra
Studio: Zero Tolerance


Review brief: I was severely let down by this film. I'm not a fan of compilations as a general rule and when I am a fan of them it's because they are well done and have broken the usual chain of shit. It's got a few great scenes that bring this back from being bad porn into actually still above average, it simply wasn't the kind of porn that I like.
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Boxcover for Make Love Like a Pro
Make Love Like a Pro
(zero stars)

Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 4/4/2009 by astroknight

Starring: Lauren Phoenix
Studio: Exquisite


Review brief: This is nothing but a shameful and dishonest repackaging of How To Fuck Like a Porn Star!. It wasn't a good movie to begin with, and trying to sucker people with it by changing its name and nothing else on the DVD only makes it worse.
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Boxcover for Obama Is Nailin' Palin
Obama Is Nailin' Palin
(zero stars)

Release date: 12/30/2008
Reviewed on: 2/18/2009 by SexyHard

Starring: Lisa Ann, Sean Michaels, Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Guy DiSilva, Mandingo, Jenna Haze, Olivia O'Lovely, Rico Strong, Charlotte Stokely, Riley Mason
Studio: Hustler


Review brief: This is a fraud. They did not make a movie. It is a comp being marketed as a feature.
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Boxcover for 2 Big 2 Be True 11
2 Big 2 Be True 11
(zero stars)

Release date: 9/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008 by Christian Dark

Starring: Felony, Boz, Trina Michaels, Richard Mann, Shane Diesel, Sophie Dee, Sonia Lopez, Brooke Banner
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Jonalungus

Review brief: Con-flic-tion:to come into collision or disagreement be contradictory, at variance, or in opposition clash: The account of one eyewitness conflicted with that of the other. My class conflicts with my going to the concert. 2.to fight or contend do battle. noun 3. a fight, battle, or struggle, esp. a prolonged struggle strife. 4.controversy quarrel: conflicts between parties. 5.discord of action, feeling, or effect antagonism or opposition, as of interests or principles: a conflict of ideas. This is going to be the most different review of all I have done. Before I start, something must be made clear. I know porn is a fantasy world. Understood. There has to be a line though. Having no knowledge of this series I thought it was just white chicks, black guys fucking. Normal shit right...no.Sex is sex, some good and some bad. I tried to enjoy this movie. Then it happened. The most outrageous shit I'd ever witnessed. A director encouraging a white woman to say NIGGER! WHAT THE F
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Boxcover for Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 3
Gina Lynn's Ultimate Feast 3
(zero stars)

Release date: 10/6/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008 by gonzoguy

Starring: Jules Jordan, Mr. Marcus, Tommy Gunn, Gina Lynn, Alexis Amore, Travis Knight, Ben English, Lela Star, Jess Wakefield, Asa Akira
Studio: Gina Lynn Productions


Review brief: I really really wanted to like this. I wanted to like Gina. I wanted to see feasting. I was disappointed.
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Boxcover for Fuck Seasons
Fuck Seasons
(zero stars)

Release date: 8/12/2008
Reviewed on: 9/22/2008 by Roger Herraw

Starring: Charly Loren, Brian Sanchez, Rodrigo Baez, Jonathan Gunter, Agatha Fox, Agostina Bell, Victoria Luna
Studio: CineXLatino
Directed by: Victor Maytland

Review brief: This is a beyond terrible dvd.
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Boxcover for Bareback Gang Bang (SX Video)
Bareback Gang Bang (SX Video)
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/28/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2008 by HornyDiablo

Starring: Tommy, Antonio Vela, Marco Paris, Erik, David Marritt, Kevin Rocha, Phoenix Rising, Calvin Hudson, Ethan Palmer, Leon Knight, Lito Cruz Tommy
Studio: SX Video
Directed by: Ben Baird

Review brief: Finally, an interracial gangbang video with a black dude as the bottom. SX Video's Bareback Gang Bang brings together 10 white and latin tops to work over one muscular black bottom. There's no plot, no costumes, no set ... and no condoms!
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Boxcover for Gag the Fag 4
Gag the Fag 4
(zero stars)

Release date: 3/14/2008
Reviewed on: 4/29/2008 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Rudy, Tony Romano, Mike Hawk, Jorge Armada, Erik Erikson, Christian Hunt, Eryk Elliot
Studio: Bullseye XXX
Directed by: Mister Mark

Review brief: A thoroughly repulsive film with people spewing saliva and vomit.
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Boxcover for Insane Cock Brothas 5
Insane Cock Brothas 5
(zero stars)

Release date: 9/25/2007
Reviewed on: 10/25/2007 by LeeScott

Starring: Sindee, Crystal, Violet, Leah
Studio: Pink Visual


Review brief: I got this film on the pretense that it would be a good interracial flick with black on white action, featuring some really nice looking girls. Well it turns out that the guys have fake 18 inch dicks and the dialogue is really terrible. If that is what you are looking for, you are welcome to read on, if not, you know the answer to this one already.
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Boxcover for Heavyweights Of Porn, The
Heavyweights Of Porn, The
(zero stars)

Release date: 2/19/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007 by astroknight

Starring: Gianna Michaels, D. Wise, Buster Good, Crystal Clear, Samantha 38G, Erica Lockett
Studio: Sensational Video


Review brief: This release feels like what most companies would give away for free at conventions. The scenes are edited down and there's almost as much of a focus on trailers as there is on the 4 full-length scenes. The scenes aren't bad, but they do feel edited down. The technical aspects are pretty average, and there is a fair amount of effort put into the extras with all the trailers and photo galleries. This would be a good free sampler DVD, but nothing worth paying much money for.
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Boxcover for MyPlace 2: A Space for Whores
MyPlace 2: A Space for Whores
(zero stars)

Release date: 4/2/2007
Reviewed on: 8/19/2007 by Rico Shades

Starring: Trent Soluri, Brother Love, Sinclair, Justice Young, Kylee Reese, Katrina Angel, Renae Cruz, Johnny Sins, Rayne Rodriguez, Ishtar
Studio: Greedy
Directed by: Eli Kayzen

Review brief: Myplace A Space For Whores #2 is a gonzo title from Greedy Video directed by Eli Kayzen. The title stars Kylee Reese, Renae Cruz, Katrina Angel, Rayne Rodriguez and Ishtar. This is based on a spin off of the ever popular MySpace social networking site. The graphics are unlike no other as the girls are introduced via a profile (similar to a MySpace one) that says what they are into. It has a frat boy vibe too it. It moves kind of slow but its definitely different.
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Boxcover for Ass Vamps
Ass Vamps
(zero stars)

Release date: 6/21/2007
Reviewed on: 7/20/2007 by Rico Shades

Starring: Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Daria Glower, Wein Lewis, Suzie Diamond, Simona D, Vito Corleone, J.J., Kristi Klenot
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Tim Polecat

Review brief: Ass Vamps (VCA) directed by Tim Polecat stars Kathy Anderson, Suzi Diamond, Simona D, Klenot and Daria Glower. It was shot in Prague and the back drops are wonderful. However, the praise stops there. IMO this was a waste of some very gorgeous bodies (Kathy and Simona in particular). It is shot in a fashion (slow motion and music) that annoys rather than excites the viewer. Please just let the talent fuck. If I want music I will tune into MTV.
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Boxcover for Lil' Bit Of Everything
Lil' Bit Of Everything
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/16/2007
Reviewed on: 7/18/2007 by rico shades

Starring: Alexia, Krystal, Karmen, Hillary Scott, Nicki Hunter, Cody Lane, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, Carmel Moore, Lanza, Tiffany Brookes
Studio: Combat Zone


Review brief: Lil Bit Of Everything (Combat Zone) is an attempt at a gonzo offering by director Roger Moorehead. There are some sexy ladies cast, Carmel Moore and Hillary Scott in particular. However, given the title this is a mistake at best and flat out fraud at worst. This title included one penetration sex scene and the rest of it was a barrage of tit fucking. I wouldnt even consider it a title as it appeared to be a compilation of cutting room floor or BTS scenes from previous Combat Zone work.
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Boxcover for Jenna Haze Is Ravaged
Jenna Haze Is Ravaged
(zero stars)

Release date: 11/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2007 by MadMarkus

Starring: Jerry, Valentina, Mark Wood, Nasty, Jenna Haze, Marta, Carl Prince, Eddie J
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove

Review brief: First, a word of warning: The thing is one big scam! Yes, Jenna Haze is in it. I did not pay much attention to her scene, since she is not one of my favourite starlets. She has anal sex with two guys, no dp, facial. There are four other girls in the movie, but I can not tell who is who, because their names do not appear in the intro and end credits are missing completely. Scene 2: 1on1, no anal, rubber used, facial Scene 3: 1on1, no anal, cumshot on tits Scene 4: 1on1, no anal, facial Scene 5: 1on1, no anal, facial Extras: cumshots and behind the scenes Pretty bad, but the worst is still on the way. According to the cast list, hungarian hottie Black Diamond is supposed to be in this poor excuse of a porn movie. She can be seen on the front cover inserting a silver dildo into her pussy, but she is nowhere to be seen on the dvd. Not in the main movie and not in the extras.
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