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Tony's Initiation (Le Salon)
Release date: 10/21/2002
Reviewed on: 2/6/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Michael Carr, Beau Matthews, Tim Kramer, Michael Christopher, Danny Combs, Chris Burns, Mike DeMarko, Brian Diaz, Paul Tischler, Sean McWilliams, Vex Werner
Studio: Le Salon
Directed by: Vex Werner
Review brief: What a total rip off this thing is! I had the VHS version and found it so uninteresting that I stored it away in a bottom box in my closet. But I had forgotten how bad it was until watching it on DVD. As a matter of fact the DVD is even worse because it cuts completely the last scene of the filma duo between porn legends Tim Kramer and Michael Christopher that was the only thing worth watching. But this is notI repeat NOTon the DVD. So why is Tims picture on the cover? To lure you into buying it. What we are left with is a dreary, choppy piece of crap that appears to have been edited by Jack the Ripper and silly, boring, lackluster sex. The first name of the director was Vex. It is singularly appropriate. The sound track has unceasing easy listening music form the 80s that will drive you nuts. There are sloppy chapter entry points and nothing else in the extras section. Added to this is the fact that it has been poorly transferred to DVD.
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Maraschino Cherry
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2003 by greybeard
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO.
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Maximum Sex: Nikita Denise
Release date: 3/25/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Nikita Denise
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. (cover claims 125 min., and the only way to get to that number is to add up the time of all the angles in the extras ) Production Date: 3 / 2002 Director: None listed (for good reason) Cast: Nikita Denise and Nikko Night (I think) Initial Expectations: After reading Flashs review, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: If theres such a thing as purgatory, I think I just got about twenty years off my sentence for watching this one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loses a very large bet. Who Should Avoid It: The tougher question is who shouldnt avoid it who possibly can. Audio /Video Quality: I cant really say anything about the audio on the main feature, as there isnt really any. Its all a music track, which really annoys me as theres nothing overly artistic to the scene. As I watched the movie, the only reason I thought it was this way was because it was cheaper and easier than editing a real audio track. Id be hard pressed to come up with a single word to describe the video quality of Maximum Sex.
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Philmore Butts: Ass To Mouth
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/2/2003 by Mark Audess
Starring: Caroline, Lilly, Dolly, Nicole, Szilvia
Studio: Sunshine
Directed by: Tony Martino
Review brief: I purchased this video because of it's promise for nasty anal, and sadly, not only did it not deliver, but it was actually a turn off. First, for an anal themed film, the first anal penetration occurs over 20 minutes into the film. The rest of it is the so called 'director' goofing around, and talking. Stupid to say nothing else. The videography is among the worst I've ever seen. Lighting is horrendous, camera angles are sharp, jittery, and looking at nothing most of the time. The bonus feature of "Multi-Angle" is a complete joke. Go ahead and switch the camera angle once or twice. What do you see? The other camera man, right? That's what I thought. Switch back. Now your looking at the floor? Yeah, that's about it. In short, the worst use of multi angle technology I've ever seen. I was hoping to see something involving sex on this DVD, but what I got was whip pans, shots of the floor, and some interesting close ups of the second camera man. Overall, this is one of the worst DVD's I've ever seen. Hands down. Don't buy it. Don't rent it.
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Maximum Sex: Nikita Denise
Release date: 3/25/2003
Reviewed on: 6/22/2003 by Flash
Starring: Nikita Denise
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: I can't recommend this disc to anyone and it is the second one ever that I have reviewed which has received the coveted zero star overall rating. I can't even recommend this disc to fans of Nikita Denise. Save your money and go for another title, you certainly can't do worse. If a friend offers you this title for free, I'd pass on the title and question whether the person truly is your friend.
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Spa, The (Wicked)
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Temptress, Stephanie Swift, Tina Cheri, Erik Everhard, Regan Starr, Devin Wolf, Dale Dabone, Devinn Lane, Alexxxis Tyler, Gauge
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Wicked Pictures Proudly Presents A Bob Chinn Feature Presentation The Spa Starring Stephanie Swift, Tina Cheri, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Regan Starr, Gauge, Alexxxis Tyler, with Erik Everhard, Brick Majors, Devin Wolf, Dale Dabone, and Billy Glide. Directed by Bob Chinn Stephanie pulls her convertible up to Erik, whos playing a valet, with Tina Cheri on the passenger side, and when they get out, he makes up an excuse for Stephanie to come with him, so Tina walks on. He asks her where she was last night, and pulls her to a back room when she answers. Stephanie is looking hot, wearing a tiny black top, and long black skirt that flies up when she sits down on a chair, with Erik on top of her, kissing her. He works his way briefly over her pointy nipples and down to her pussy, giving her a good amount of oral, which she then returns onto him, after we see Tina telling two receptionists that the business with the valet seems to be taking a long time today.
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Hand Jive 8 (Bacchus)
Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/4/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Marco, Jean Luc, Roger
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: It was bad enough that the guys here were in a photo shoot and kept pausing and posing as flashbulbs popped. But what really pissed me off was that guys featured on the cover werent here. When we buy a DVD we assume the guys on the cover are going to appear in the film. Otherwise we would not be buying it. Well, folks, this DVD cover lies. And as I bought it for the longhaired dude who wasnt there, I felt justifiably pissed off. The muscular hairy dude aint there either. What we had were two guys with no pubic hair and a couple of dogs. This is false advertising of the highest order and a real rip off.
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Black Justice
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/30/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: I have seen some pretty bad films in my time, and I probably have seen one that was worse than this one, but, if so, I have repressed the memory. It looks so promising on the surface: a southern prison gang that we know is going to gangbang their guard. But before we get there, we have four other truly awful scenes. In the first we have the warden interrogating Buck Horse Jackson. It is a foul diatribe using the contemptuous boy and the N word. The warden wants to swing on Bucks big dick and does. The problem is that the scene is performed in semi-darkness and for some mysterious reason switches to black and white from time to time. (Actually one can see what is going on better in the black and white sections. The color sections are shrouded in shadow and the action is almost totally obscured.) What were they using for lighting here? A night-light? But if I thought the first scene was poorly lit, I had only to wait for scene two. The second scene was performed in total darkness.
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Foot, Hand & Blow Jobs 2
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by The Dude
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: This is a terrible dvd, with only ONE footjob scene. OK, so that scene is pretty good, but it lasts only 5 minutes or so.
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Virtual Dreams
Release date: 2/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Nikita Denise, Kelly Erikson
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 52 min. Production Date: 4 / 22 / 2002 through 8 / 22 / 2002 Director: None credited (probably at his or her request) Cast: Nikita Deninse, Kelly Erikson, and you Initial Expectations: Im really curious about this one, and not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its a dream all right, but not a good one. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nikita Denise and Kelly Erikson Who Should Avoid It: Anybody curious about voice activated or virtual sex DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Its easily the best thing done on the DVD. The video is normally very good, but has problems. There are some bad flashes of pixelation during the sex portion of the feature, and some of the extra footage also has some noticeable pixelation. Music: None. Disc Problems: The voice activation part of the DVD doesnt work.
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Transposed in Brazil 2
Release date: 10/11/2002
Reviewed on: 3/8/2003 by Saki
Starring: Alex Junior, Bad Boy Douglas, Jasi Fernanda, Lulu Brenda, Maurinho Lago, Veronica Aline, Samantha Camilla
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Transposed in Brazil 2 (2002) Studio Elegant Angel Genre She-Male Director Alex Ladd Starring Lulu Dos Sonhos, Haquila, Brenda, Samantha, Camilla, Veronica, Aline, Josi, Fernanda, Claudia, Alex Jr., Maurinho, Iago, Bad Boy, and Douglas Running Time 1:37 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; 21-min bonus scene; photo gallery; and trailers for Sluts With Nuts 5, Transposed in Rio, Muy Caliente Latinas, Heavy Handfuls, and Sugarwalls...The Sweetest Typical Watchers Fans of Brazilian She-Male videos Typical Haters Anyone else Replay Value None Themes Transsexuals, male anal sex, male oral, facials, female anal sex, outdoor sex. orgy Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations at this time Well, I should probably start out this review by saying that I have absolutely no interest in transsexual porn -- I never understood the appeal of seeing someone with a pair of fake tits and a dick. But since I'm open
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Extremely Yours: Jasmin St. Claire
Release date: 12/12/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by Tray
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This movie is horrible, horrible, horrible! However you feel about Jasmin St. Claire, there are two things that I think are indisputable: a) She's hot! b) She's nasty! So when I came across this dvd I snatched it up immediately imagining a hot night of jerking off to a compilation of hot and nasty Jasmin scenes. Boy was I in for a surprise. 1) In all the scenes but one the sound of the original scene was muted and replaced with some horrible music. Most fans of porn have complained about the cheesy dialogue and fake moaning that all too often is part and parcel of adult vids. However, sound is important. Imagine watching a scene where the chick is taking a huge cock up the ass but you can't here her moan. I mean, what's the purpose of doing that? It reminds me of the 8mm "stag' films that people used to watch during the 50's. 2) I don't know what some of these porn directors are thinking, but someone should tell them that "special effects" only detract from a sex scene. Slow motion, blurring effects, muted colors and weird cmaera angles are featured in all of the scenes.
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Ebony Extreme India
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Hill, Raylene, Jade, India, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Xtacee, Petra, Pebbles
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: This is basically all India, a very good-looking black woman with small natural tits and a very hot bod. While Im sure that the scenes, or some of the scenes, were edited down, or trimmed for time, this compilation does not show India in the quality she deserves The scenes are anywhere from just over 3 minutes, to just under 19 minutes, and the A/V quality is horribly below average throughout the majority of this comp. Some scenes are slightly better than others, but the majority of scenes looked grainy or badly lit. India is in every scene, so rather than going into tiresome descriptions on the 18 scenes, Ill give a few notes on the DVD itself. Plus, since I wouldnt recommend this DVD to anyone, except those who appreciate poorly made DVDs, I am not gonna bother. EXTRAS : 4 trailers, a 30-second autoplay photo gallery, and a 25-second internet commercial. OVERALL [technical notes] : This disc is broken down into 6 titles The photo gallery is on title 1. The Web, a 25 second internet commercial is on title 2.
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Virtual Blowjobs: BJ USA
Release date: 4/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Charlie, Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Brittany Blue, Zana
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Running Time: 29 min. (blowjob feature) Production Date: 11 / 11 / 2001 Director: Dyanna Lauren Cast: Brittany Blue, Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Zana, and some uncredited guys Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything of Dyanna Lauren behind the camera, so Im going in here with an open mind. Initial Reaction: The more I watched it, the more pissed off and ripped off I felt (which really says something since I received this as a screener). Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Vivid has to offer but who doesnt care about video quality Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of oral action or an interactive disc. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video leaves more than a bit to be desired. Its grainy, almost like a second or third generation VHS copy. Its also extremely consistent throughout the entire DVD, including the bonus scenes. Its decently lit, but nothing close to average. Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, but rests nicely in the background.
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I Love To Lick And Eat His Asshole
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 1/10/2003 by iconoclasm
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Dont Be Fooled By The Competition declares this videos cover. In reality, the headline should read, Dont Be Fooled By This DVD. Regarding online ads, the FTC recommends that the basic principles of advertising law apply: advertising must be truthful and not misleading, advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims, and advertisements cannot be unfair. I bought I Love to Lick and Eat His Asshole solely because of its title, its implied stars, and its advertised contents. Sadly, one viewing reveals that this video should win the door prize for being the DVD least like its advertising. In my opinion, the promotions for this product strike out on all three conditions for truthfulness. About the only thing youll get with this low-priced compilation is fairly decent packaging. Beyond that, I believe none of the stars on the cover appears in the film. As Feels So Right points out (whose review I wish I had read), what is promised as a 4 hour video turns out to be an hour and a half long.
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Casting Couch Confessions 9 (Wildlife)
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/3/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Expectations I'm not quite sure what expectations to have of this disc. It is a Wildlife release and their titles have been all over the board. Guess we'll just have to see. Capsule Review This movie is a bit of an anomaly for me. This is a casting movie and that means lots of interviews. Most of you who read my reviews will realize that I really dislike interviews. But as far as interviews go, these really weren't bad. In fact a few of the questions were almost inspired. BUT... the sex is terribly uninspired, AND the girls leave a lot to be desired in the looks department. For the most part, the outfits are very attractive. But most of these girls have definitely chosen a career to which they are ill suited. I mean a few of these girls are downright ugly. And the presentation leaves a lot to be desired as well. Technical The technical merits of this disc are not particularly strong. In many ways, the video and lighting are downright amateurish. And the audio is almost unintelligable at times.
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Afrocentrix 154: Hard Times
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by Higgs
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: I hate to say it but there are a LOT of ugly faced women in this video. Video Team must have known this because the only close ups of faces on the box cover are of the few hot faced chicks. One chick in scene 3 had a pimple on her eyelid. Some other chick had a huge nasty pimple on her inner thigh. Cut out all of the ugly women and you'd have maybe five or six scenes left. Most of the sex is so pathetic it will put you to sleep. Scene 1 (ch 2) -- Appears to have been filmed in the actual offices of Video Team. Two women and two men, straight couples get it on but they never do anything with the other couple. Girl with best face has fake tits. M on f oral, light bj, facial. Scene 2 (ch 3) -- Woman gets fingered and oral then gives a bj before being done missionary, doggy. Ends in bj and facial. She licks him clean. Hard to tell if the actors are enjoying it from the low key noises made. Scene 3 (ch 4) -- Bad skin sex. Ugly faced woman with horrible skin (marks all over, pimple on eyelid) and obvious wig gets oral, fingered, various penetration.
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Virtual Sexbot
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aki
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 02 / 02 Director: Innjean & Mark Media Cast: None listed Initial Expectations: Virtual sex titles seem to be really hit or miss. Since I hadnt heard anything about this one, when I agreed to review it I wasnt expecting a hit, but my expectations really hit the bottom when I saw that New Machine is just distributing this one for Pixis. Initial Reaction: Once again, Pixis shows why anything that has their name on it should be avoided like the plague and anything they say should be taken with the same amount of trust and believability as whats said by people like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Hillary Clinton. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can get it cheap and likes Japanese sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but entirely in Japanese. The video is okay, and has some very slight grain, limited lighting, and more than a little bit of soft focus and camera shake problems.
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Latino Playmates
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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Porkin the Piper
Release date: 8/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/25/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other.
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Daddy's Discipline (Grapik Art)
Release date: 5/22/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brandon, Jason Branch
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: Every time I buy a film by Tom Ropes McGurk I kick myself. When will I ever learn? Sure they sound good, but they are always colossal disappointments. For one thing it is apparently against the law in this country to have or depict sex with someone who is bound. At least, thats what Ive been told. (So much for the separation of church and state in this republic of ours.) Whatever the case, no one is ever fucked in one of these films. But, what is awful is that no one is ever shown sucking a cock in these films either. They apparently are sucking cock, but the camera never shows us. In all likelihood that is as fake as everything else in these films. They always feature a silly stringy little whip that could hurt a fly and they swat the captive ever so gently with it. It is similar to the old slapstick of burlesque comedy in that it makes a noise but doesnt hurt. Daddys Discipline follows the unvaried pattern of these films. We always start with a youth bound or in a cage as the credits run over him twisting and moaning.
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Bobby's Marines
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: Some of the films from Body Shoppe featuring straight guys (supposedly marines) who jack off on camera can be interesting and even uplifting. This is not one of them. There are seven scenes in this one, and nine guys; none of whom could be called attractive. First up is a guy with a mass of tattoos who undresses and proceeds to masturbate while an oriental chap chirps along in an unintelligible accent. (The sound is atrocious in this film, the guys are muffled so that when they speak it sounds like merff moo mumm. The only thing really audible is a woman squealing while being fucked on a stag film playing to inspire these unattractive guys to achieve an erection.) There are two twosomes one of which follows. In both, the guys sit at opposite ends of the sofa with a pillow between them so that there is absolutely no danger of them accidentally touching one another. One of these guys is very thin and cute with a very long bent cock. A close-up reveals him to have acne all over his torso that diminishes the cuteness somewhat.
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Go Fuck Your Self (Erotic Men)
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Edward James
Review brief: It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are.
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Paint My Pussy
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 7/1/2002 by Draken
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Paint My Pussy Studio: Playhouse Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie. The Main Event: First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted.
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Erotica for Two: Final Ecstasy
Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 142 min. (cover states both 83 and 120 min.) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Rebecca Lord, Sindee Coxx (possibly), Raylene, Valentina, John Decker, Steve Drake, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Buck Adams, Tom Byron, Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox, Colt Steele, and a few more who can rest easy at not being named here Initial Expectations: The original Erotica for Two wasnt that impressive, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: Wow. Suddenly Girl Power doesnt look quite so bad. Adam & Eve has such fraudulent false advertising here that it should be used to introduce their entire quality control department to anal sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who just wants some couples sex without caring about who the performers are or what the original features were.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/21/2002
Reviewed on: 2/6/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Michael Carr, Beau Matthews, Tim Kramer, Michael Christopher, Danny Combs, Chris Burns, Mike DeMarko, Brian Diaz, Paul Tischler, Sean McWilliams, Vex Werner
Studio: Le Salon
Directed by: Vex Werner
Review brief: What a total rip off this thing is! I had the VHS version and found it so uninteresting that I stored it away in a bottom box in my closet. But I had forgotten how bad it was until watching it on DVD. As a matter of fact the DVD is even worse because it cuts completely the last scene of the filma duo between porn legends Tim Kramer and Michael Christopher that was the only thing worth watching. But this is notI repeat NOTon the DVD. So why is Tims picture on the cover? To lure you into buying it. What we are left with is a dreary, choppy piece of crap that appears to have been edited by Jack the Ripper and silly, boring, lackluster sex. The first name of the director was Vex. It is singularly appropriate. The sound track has unceasing easy listening music form the 80s that will drive you nuts. There are sloppy chapter entry points and nothing else in the extras section. Added to this is the fact that it has been poorly transferred to DVD.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 12/17/2003 by greybeard
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/25/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Nikita Denise
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. (cover claims 125 min., and the only way to get to that number is to add up the time of all the angles in the extras ) Production Date: 3 / 2002 Director: None listed (for good reason) Cast: Nikita Denise and Nikko Night (I think) Initial Expectations: After reading Flashs review, Im not expecting much. Initial Reaction: If theres such a thing as purgatory, I think I just got about twenty years off my sentence for watching this one. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who loses a very large bet. Who Should Avoid It: The tougher question is who shouldnt avoid it who possibly can. Audio /Video Quality: I cant really say anything about the audio on the main feature, as there isnt really any. Its all a music track, which really annoys me as theres nothing overly artistic to the scene. As I watched the movie, the only reason I thought it was this way was because it was cheaper and easier than editing a real audio track. Id be hard pressed to come up with a single word to describe the video quality of Maximum Sex.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/2/2003 by Mark Audess
Starring: Caroline, Lilly, Dolly, Nicole, Szilvia
Studio: Sunshine
Directed by: Tony Martino
Review brief: I purchased this video because of it's promise for nasty anal, and sadly, not only did it not deliver, but it was actually a turn off. First, for an anal themed film, the first anal penetration occurs over 20 minutes into the film. The rest of it is the so called 'director' goofing around, and talking. Stupid to say nothing else. The videography is among the worst I've ever seen. Lighting is horrendous, camera angles are sharp, jittery, and looking at nothing most of the time. The bonus feature of "Multi-Angle" is a complete joke. Go ahead and switch the camera angle once or twice. What do you see? The other camera man, right? That's what I thought. Switch back. Now your looking at the floor? Yeah, that's about it. In short, the worst use of multi angle technology I've ever seen. I was hoping to see something involving sex on this DVD, but what I got was whip pans, shots of the floor, and some interesting close ups of the second camera man. Overall, this is one of the worst DVD's I've ever seen. Hands down. Don't buy it. Don't rent it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/25/2003
Reviewed on: 6/22/2003 by Flash
Starring: Nikita Denise
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: I can't recommend this disc to anyone and it is the second one ever that I have reviewed which has received the coveted zero star overall rating. I can't even recommend this disc to fans of Nikita Denise. Save your money and go for another title, you certainly can't do worse. If a friend offers you this title for free, I'd pass on the title and question whether the person truly is your friend.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/3/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Temptress, Stephanie Swift, Tina Cheri, Erik Everhard, Regan Starr, Devin Wolf, Dale Dabone, Devinn Lane, Alexxxis Tyler, Gauge
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Wicked Pictures Proudly Presents A Bob Chinn Feature Presentation The Spa Starring Stephanie Swift, Tina Cheri, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Regan Starr, Gauge, Alexxxis Tyler, with Erik Everhard, Brick Majors, Devin Wolf, Dale Dabone, and Billy Glide. Directed by Bob Chinn Stephanie pulls her convertible up to Erik, whos playing a valet, with Tina Cheri on the passenger side, and when they get out, he makes up an excuse for Stephanie to come with him, so Tina walks on. He asks her where she was last night, and pulls her to a back room when she answers. Stephanie is looking hot, wearing a tiny black top, and long black skirt that flies up when she sits down on a chair, with Erik on top of her, kissing her. He works his way briefly over her pointy nipples and down to her pussy, giving her a good amount of oral, which she then returns onto him, after we see Tina telling two receptionists that the business with the valet seems to be taking a long time today.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/4/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Marco, Jean Luc, Roger
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: It was bad enough that the guys here were in a photo shoot and kept pausing and posing as flashbulbs popped. But what really pissed me off was that guys featured on the cover werent here. When we buy a DVD we assume the guys on the cover are going to appear in the film. Otherwise we would not be buying it. Well, folks, this DVD cover lies. And as I bought it for the longhaired dude who wasnt there, I felt justifiably pissed off. The muscular hairy dude aint there either. What we had were two guys with no pubic hair and a couple of dogs. This is false advertising of the highest order and a real rip off.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/30/2003 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Ethan Alexander, Danny Brown, Buck Horse Jackson, Jonathan Christopher, Vincent Williams, Chaka Zulu
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: I have seen some pretty bad films in my time, and I probably have seen one that was worse than this one, but, if so, I have repressed the memory. It looks so promising on the surface: a southern prison gang that we know is going to gangbang their guard. But before we get there, we have four other truly awful scenes. In the first we have the warden interrogating Buck Horse Jackson. It is a foul diatribe using the contemptuous boy and the N word. The warden wants to swing on Bucks big dick and does. The problem is that the scene is performed in semi-darkness and for some mysterious reason switches to black and white from time to time. (Actually one can see what is going on better in the black and white sections. The color sections are shrouded in shadow and the action is almost totally obscured.) What were they using for lighting here? A night-light? But if I thought the first scene was poorly lit, I had only to wait for scene two. The second scene was performed in total darkness.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 4/18/2003 by The Dude
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: This is a terrible dvd, with only ONE footjob scene. OK, so that scene is pretty good, but it lasts only 5 minutes or so.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/11/2003
Reviewed on: 4/3/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Nikita Denise, Kelly Erikson
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 52 min. Production Date: 4 / 22 / 2002 through 8 / 22 / 2002 Director: None credited (probably at his or her request) Cast: Nikita Deninse, Kelly Erikson, and you Initial Expectations: Im really curious about this one, and not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its a dream all right, but not a good one. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of Nikita Denise and Kelly Erikson Who Should Avoid It: Anybody curious about voice activated or virtual sex DVDs Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Its easily the best thing done on the DVD. The video is normally very good, but has problems. There are some bad flashes of pixelation during the sex portion of the feature, and some of the extra footage also has some noticeable pixelation. Music: None. Disc Problems: The voice activation part of the DVD doesnt work.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/11/2002
Reviewed on: 3/8/2003 by Saki
Starring: Alex Junior, Bad Boy Douglas, Jasi Fernanda, Lulu Brenda, Maurinho Lago, Veronica Aline, Samantha Camilla
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Transposed in Brazil 2 (2002) Studio Elegant Angel Genre She-Male Director Alex Ladd Starring Lulu Dos Sonhos, Haquila, Brenda, Samantha, Camilla, Veronica, Aline, Josi, Fernanda, Claudia, Alex Jr., Maurinho, Iago, Bad Boy, and Douglas Running Time 1:37 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; 21-min bonus scene; photo gallery; and trailers for Sluts With Nuts 5, Transposed in Rio, Muy Caliente Latinas, Heavy Handfuls, and Sugarwalls...The Sweetest Typical Watchers Fans of Brazilian She-Male videos Typical Haters Anyone else Replay Value None Themes Transsexuals, male anal sex, male oral, facials, female anal sex, outdoor sex. orgy Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations at this time Well, I should probably start out this review by saying that I have absolutely no interest in transsexual porn -- I never understood the appeal of seeing someone with a pair of fake tits and a dick. But since I'm open
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/12/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003 by Tray
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: This movie is horrible, horrible, horrible! However you feel about Jasmin St. Claire, there are two things that I think are indisputable: a) She's hot! b) She's nasty! So when I came across this dvd I snatched it up immediately imagining a hot night of jerking off to a compilation of hot and nasty Jasmin scenes. Boy was I in for a surprise. 1) In all the scenes but one the sound of the original scene was muted and replaced with some horrible music. Most fans of porn have complained about the cheesy dialogue and fake moaning that all too often is part and parcel of adult vids. However, sound is important. Imagine watching a scene where the chick is taking a huge cock up the ass but you can't here her moan. I mean, what's the purpose of doing that? It reminds me of the 8mm "stag' films that people used to watch during the 50's. 2) I don't know what some of these porn directors are thinking, but someone should tell them that "special effects" only detract from a sex scene. Slow motion, blurring effects, muted colors and weird cmaera angles are featured in all of the scenes.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 2/20/2003 by BIGmike
Starring: Candy Hill, Raylene, Jade, India, Pat Myne, Mr. Marcus, Vanessa, Xtacee, Petra, Pebbles
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: This is basically all India, a very good-looking black woman with small natural tits and a very hot bod. While Im sure that the scenes, or some of the scenes, were edited down, or trimmed for time, this compilation does not show India in the quality she deserves The scenes are anywhere from just over 3 minutes, to just under 19 minutes, and the A/V quality is horribly below average throughout the majority of this comp. Some scenes are slightly better than others, but the majority of scenes looked grainy or badly lit. India is in every scene, so rather than going into tiresome descriptions on the 18 scenes, Ill give a few notes on the DVD itself. Plus, since I wouldnt recommend this DVD to anyone, except those who appreciate poorly made DVDs, I am not gonna bother. EXTRAS : 4 trailers, a 30-second autoplay photo gallery, and a 25-second internet commercial. OVERALL [technical notes] : This disc is broken down into 6 titles The photo gallery is on title 1. The Web, a 25 second internet commercial is on title 2.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/13/2002
Reviewed on: 2/4/2003 by astroknight
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Charlie, Jewel De'Nyle, Nikita Denise, Brittany Blue, Zana
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Dyanna Lauren
Review brief: Running Time: 29 min. (blowjob feature) Production Date: 11 / 11 / 2001 Director: Dyanna Lauren Cast: Brittany Blue, Jewel DeNyle, Nikita Denise, Charlie, Zana, and some uncredited guys Initial Expectations: I havent seen anything of Dyanna Lauren behind the camera, so Im going in here with an open mind. Initial Reaction: The more I watched it, the more pissed off and ripped off I felt (which really says something since I received this as a screener). Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Vivid has to offer but who doesnt care about video quality Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of oral action or an interactive disc. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is clear and well balanced. The video leaves more than a bit to be desired. Its grainy, almost like a second or third generation VHS copy. Its also extremely consistent throughout the entire DVD, including the bonus scenes. Its decently lit, but nothing close to average. Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, but rests nicely in the background.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/30/2001
Reviewed on: 1/10/2003 by iconoclasm
Studio: Nymph
Review brief: Dont Be Fooled By The Competition declares this videos cover. In reality, the headline should read, Dont Be Fooled By This DVD. Regarding online ads, the FTC recommends that the basic principles of advertising law apply: advertising must be truthful and not misleading, advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims, and advertisements cannot be unfair. I bought I Love to Lick and Eat His Asshole solely because of its title, its implied stars, and its advertised contents. Sadly, one viewing reveals that this video should win the door prize for being the DVD least like its advertising. In my opinion, the promotions for this product strike out on all three conditions for truthfulness. About the only thing youll get with this low-priced compilation is fairly decent packaging. Beyond that, I believe none of the stars on the cover appears in the film. As Feels So Right points out (whose review I wish I had read), what is promised as a 4 hour video turns out to be an hour and a half long.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/19/2002
Reviewed on: 1/3/2003 by aybesea
Starring: Jewels, Layne Young, Claire Bandit, Marina Alexis, Alexis Scott, Shaudra, Daisy Thomas
Studio: Wildlife
Directed by: Tyce Bune
Review brief: Expectations I'm not quite sure what expectations to have of this disc. It is a Wildlife release and their titles have been all over the board. Guess we'll just have to see. Capsule Review This movie is a bit of an anomaly for me. This is a casting movie and that means lots of interviews. Most of you who read my reviews will realize that I really dislike interviews. But as far as interviews go, these really weren't bad. In fact a few of the questions were almost inspired. BUT... the sex is terribly uninspired, AND the girls leave a lot to be desired in the looks department. For the most part, the outfits are very attractive. But most of these girls have definitely chosen a career to which they are ill suited. I mean a few of these girls are downright ugly. And the presentation leaves a lot to be desired as well. Technical The technical merits of this disc are not particularly strong. In many ways, the video and lighting are downright amateurish. And the audio is almost unintelligable at times.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/22/2002 by Higgs
Studio: Video Team
Review brief: I hate to say it but there are a LOT of ugly faced women in this video. Video Team must have known this because the only close ups of faces on the box cover are of the few hot faced chicks. One chick in scene 3 had a pimple on her eyelid. Some other chick had a huge nasty pimple on her inner thigh. Cut out all of the ugly women and you'd have maybe five or six scenes left. Most of the sex is so pathetic it will put you to sleep. Scene 1 (ch 2) -- Appears to have been filmed in the actual offices of Video Team. Two women and two men, straight couples get it on but they never do anything with the other couple. Girl with best face has fake tits. M on f oral, light bj, facial. Scene 2 (ch 3) -- Woman gets fingered and oral then gives a bj before being done missionary, doggy. Ends in bj and facial. She licks him clean. Hard to tell if the actors are enjoying it from the low key noises made. Scene 3 (ch 4) -- Bad skin sex. Ugly faced woman with horrible skin (marks all over, pimple on eyelid) and obvious wig gets oral, fingered, various penetration.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 11/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Aki
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 02 / 02 Director: Innjean & Mark Media Cast: None listed Initial Expectations: Virtual sex titles seem to be really hit or miss. Since I hadnt heard anything about this one, when I agreed to review it I wasnt expecting a hit, but my expectations really hit the bottom when I saw that New Machine is just distributing this one for Pixis. Initial Reaction: Once again, Pixis shows why anything that has their name on it should be avoided like the plague and anything they say should be taken with the same amount of trust and believability as whats said by people like Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, and Hillary Clinton. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who can get it cheap and likes Japanese sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a virtual sex DVD Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and decently balanced, but entirely in Japanese. The video is okay, and has some very slight grain, limited lighting, and more than a little bit of soft focus and camera shake problems.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/2/2000
Reviewed on: 10/20/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Tony Cortez, T-Spoon, Toney Amoure, Josh La Roussa, Rickee Reno, Joey Rico
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This one was really made on the cheap. There are only three scenes. The sound is terrible and the performers inaudible. The guys are less than average looking. The sex is mundane and uninteresting. A flash camera pops off during the action with the photographer instructing the actors: "Look at me." Hold it." Totally uncaring about us, the viewers. A cat in a hat in scene one has a long dick, a black in the second scene has a thick dick. Everyone else has little dicks and limp dicks.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/25/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Brandon, Jason Branch
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: Every time I buy a film by Tom Ropes McGurk I kick myself. When will I ever learn? Sure they sound good, but they are always colossal disappointments. For one thing it is apparently against the law in this country to have or depict sex with someone who is bound. At least, thats what Ive been told. (So much for the separation of church and state in this republic of ours.) Whatever the case, no one is ever fucked in one of these films. But, what is awful is that no one is ever shown sucking a cock in these films either. They apparently are sucking cock, but the camera never shows us. In all likelihood that is as fake as everything else in these films. They always feature a silly stringy little whip that could hurt a fly and they swat the captive ever so gently with it. It is similar to the old slapstick of burlesque comedy in that it makes a noise but doesnt hurt. Daddys Discipline follows the unvaried pattern of these films. We always start with a youth bound or in a cage as the credits run over him twisting and moaning.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: Some of the films from Body Shoppe featuring straight guys (supposedly marines) who jack off on camera can be interesting and even uplifting. This is not one of them. There are seven scenes in this one, and nine guys; none of whom could be called attractive. First up is a guy with a mass of tattoos who undresses and proceeds to masturbate while an oriental chap chirps along in an unintelligible accent. (The sound is atrocious in this film, the guys are muffled so that when they speak it sounds like merff moo mumm. The only thing really audible is a woman squealing while being fucked on a stag film playing to inspire these unattractive guys to achieve an erection.) There are two twosomes one of which follows. In both, the guys sit at opposite ends of the sofa with a pillow between them so that there is absolutely no danger of them accidentally touching one another. One of these guys is very thin and cute with a very long bent cock. A close-up reveals him to have acne all over his torso that diminishes the cuteness somewhat.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Studio: Erotic Men
Directed by: Edward James
Review brief: It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/11/2002
Reviewed on: 7/1/2002 by Draken
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Paint My Pussy Studio: Playhouse Produced: 12-18-2000 Released: 11-01-2002 Before Viewing Expectations: The case only has a few thumbnail photos, not revealing too much of the action that awaits. The writeup on the back is poor English, and briefly describes the three sceens in the movie. The Main Event: First up are Irene and Alexandra. The setup is they are painting the house, and soon get into a paint fight. We know from the get go that this is a setup as they show the paint being thinned, to where it is mostly water. Anyhow, they start to have the paint fight, and their reactions seem real enought, as one of the girls is trying her hardest to keep from getting painted. There is only music at this point, so we can't hear the action of the paint fight, which reduces its enjoyability a bit. Seeing them weave and bob and try to tage each other with the paint and braless titties swaying under their shirts was quite an erotic sight. At one point, they stop and kiss, then start fighting again. The larger breasted girl gets her shirt lifted and her boobs painted.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/26/2002
Reviewed on: 5/22/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Tricia Devereaux, Dyanna Lauren, Sindee Coxx, Roxanne Hall, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Johnni Black, Steve Drake, Julian St. Jox
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Running Time: approx. 142 min. (cover states both 83 and 120 min.) Production Date: 12 / 27 / 2001 Director: Various Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Rebecca Lord, Sindee Coxx (possibly), Raylene, Valentina, John Decker, Steve Drake, Steve Hatcher, Rick Masters, Tyce Bune, Buck Adams, Tom Byron, Tony Tedeschi, Michael J. Cox, Colt Steele, and a few more who can rest easy at not being named here Initial Expectations: The original Erotica for Two wasnt that impressive, so Im not expecting much here either. Initial Reaction: Wow. Suddenly Girl Power doesnt look quite so bad. Adam & Eve has such fraudulent false advertising here that it should be used to introduce their entire quality control department to anal sex. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who just wants some couples sex without caring about who the performers are or what the original features were.
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