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Asian Schoolgirl's Lost Innocence
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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Big Titty Mommies (Unparalleled Productions)
Release date: 3/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/9/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michelle, Carmen, Francesca, Hannah, George Uhl, Christina Lee
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a craptastic release with average at best chemistry, video that makes your eyes hurt, and no real effort put into the extras. I've had more fun doing my taxes than watching this release.
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Panty Trap, The
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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Swinging Sorority
Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 10/26/2012 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tom White, Anne Marie, Rick Cassidy, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Donna Hart, Andrea Michaels, Michael London, Robert Fantini
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Don Trendall
Review brief: The long and the short of this release is that as any sort of porn film, regardless of when it was made, this is a complete waste of time and of a disk. I stopped halfway through it as there were no actually penetration shots and except for the nudity factor, this would barely register as an “R” rated feature.
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Little Asian Sluts (New Sensations)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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Bangin Britney
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2012 by astroknight
Starring: Britney Cummings
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Although Britney Cummings shows some good potential, there isn't a single black guy here worth watching and the presentation is disappointing even taking it as an amateur release. Skip this one.
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Cum Bang 6
Release date: 12/7/2010
Reviewed on: 8/18/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Steve Steele, Miss Simone, Courtney Foxxx, Sandi Jackmon, Megan Pryce, Aryana Starr, Milan Sterling
Studio: Dogfart
Directed by: Steve Steele
Review brief: CUM BANG 6 (2010, Dogfart) is a blow bang disc with white dudes cum-glazing a black female for the finale. Here is a review.
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Real Orgasm Videos 4
Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/15/2010 by jayo
Starring: Sabrina, Kim, Autumn, Krystal, Joey Lynn
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Dirty D
Review brief: Direct to garbage-can video isn't worth using as coffee coaster. If you want women riding Sybians, you can find far, far better alternatives.
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Two-Way Mirror (Cal Vista)
Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Minnie Clayton, Blaire Jefferson, Shira Goodlow, Candice Lipton
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Tom Booker
Review brief: VCX has re-released TWO-WAY MIRROR (1981, France) via its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review. (sort of)
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Personal Services
Release date: 4/7/2009
Reviewed on: 11/2/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: John Holmes, Cyndee Summers, Amore Pertuti, Daphne Bliss, Peter Boll, Claire Krumpet, Connie Krumpet
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Michael Minghia
Review brief: VCX has re-released PERSONAL SERVICES (1975) for its Cal Vista Classic DVD series for 2008. Here is a review.
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Snort That Cum
Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Amber Rayne, Ashli Orion, Heather Starlet, Sierra Skye, Amy Starz, Kylie Lovitt
Studio: Immoral Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This is going to be a real quick review. Snort that Cum is a complete waste of time and is totally unwatchable. How you might ask?
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Sexaholic, The (VCA)
Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009 by Cimmerian33
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Ray Victory, Lauryl Canyon, Ebony Ayes, Pleasure, Allison Rand, Chris B. Sephartic, Doreen Gray, Gary Burbank, Toni Panther
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mark Novick
Review brief: Typcial 80s straight-to-video schlock. Poor quality, ridiculous excuse for a plot, and a fairly misleading cover since Shauna McCullough is touted as the main star, but only appears near the end of the film. If I were a filmmaker, and set out to make an erotic movie, I am not sure that I could make one with less plot, quality, hot sex, or just overall worth of a movie if I tried. It's story and presentation are almost so bad that they are funny, but only at the beginning and the end, and most viewers will not make it that far. Skip it.
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Centerfolds Caught In Action 1
Release date: 12/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Lanny Barbie, Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Valerie Herrera, Kylie G. Worthy, Sasha Grey, Andie Valentino, Marlena Mason
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: *****Alert, Alert****** Waste of time porn ahead. Pink Visual’s Centerfolds Caught in Action Volume 1 is a complete waste of time.
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Saturday Night Special (Cal Vista)
Release date: 8/7/2009
Reviewed on: 9/14/2009 by DAF1740
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Nothing to see here, move on. . . A few hardcore missionary shots of organs turn a lame softcore tale of crime into what may be the worst "porn" I've ever seen.
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Teenie Bikini 3 (Asia Bootleg)
Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 9/4/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tatiana, Alex, Rain, Jane, Yuliana
Studio: Asia Bootleg
Review brief:
The title Teenie Bikini three! should have been called “A Small Weenie Guy Goes on Vacation and Films Himself having sex with Prostitutes!” Either that or the “Teenie” in the title refers to himself and not the girl’s bikinis.
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Some Like It Dark (LeMayzing Enterprises)
Release date: 1/27/2009
Reviewed on: 8/31/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kaci Starr, Jon Jon, Tabatha Tucker, Shades, Claudia Valentine, Crista Moore, Cayden Moore
Studio: Lemayzing Enterprises
Review brief: Some Like it Dark is a perfect example of what is still wrong with porn and is complete bullshit.
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Limelight Girls 18
Release date: 8/17/2009
Reviewed on: 8/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty, Reagan, Jayden Jaymes, Jessie Cox, Jay Rock, Jack Rock
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Four scenes total with a run time of slightly over 1 hour. That’s right, 1 hour. Each scene is roughly 16 minutes long. Two scenes are a solo segment with a girl and a toy. She talks to the camera, rubs her pussy, pulls out the toy, gets off, scene ends.
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Silky Smooth (Torrid)
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/16/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Daisy, Dominica Leoni, Dani Woodward, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Kelly Erikson
Review brief: I just don’t get it sometimes, how can you possibly put the cast of Sativa Rose, Eva Angelina, Dani Woodward, Daisy and Dominica into a release and have it suck? Well, it's easy, and Kelly Erikson made it happen.
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After Dark Nurses
Release date: 7/2/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Tyler Knight, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Baby Cakes, Candice Nicole, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Stacy Adams, Aryana Starr
Studio: Afterdark Pictures
Directed by: Bishop
Review brief: Now I know you look at the score and say "Damn how bad can this movie be??" Well its not a bad movie.............well I can really say what it is because of the audio and video aspects of it. Now b4 I say anything the parts I did get to play were kind of hot but its so incomplete because alot of the time the movie would freeze, and begin to play choppy as hell. The scenes even jumped so you didn't know what the hell was going on. So I insert Disc 2 hoping to get something out of this. On disc 2 the menu allows you to watch the movie as just the acting and just the sex. Great, fuck disc one right..................wrong. It had the same freezing problems. To make sure nothing was wrong with my dvd player I put in a few other movies and they played just fine. SO I put the movie in the other dvd players in the house and it still played choppy and froze. Hell I tried to play the trailers and whatever was listed there it played the trailer that was after it, hope you get what I'm saying.
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Just Over 18 4 (Pink Visual)
Release date: 7/25/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Karen, Alice, Betty, Franchezca Valentina, Peyton, Tiff
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This release incorporates the meeting a girl at a public place and within a few minutes they agree to have sex on film. This was shot in south Florida and the girls were definitely not the pick of the litter. I like on the box cover how is says Raw, Raunchy, Real. Yeah, real bad! The makers of this seem to feel that excessive chatter by several guys to the performers is necessary to the scene. Next we have really bad camera angles that show the true amateurish talent of the crew.
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Cum & Gone
Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Joey, Alexa, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Veronica Fox, Allie Sin, Shane Diesel, Jamie Huxley, Veronica Stone, Texas Presley, Marco Banderas, Vickie J, Aja Fyne, Tika Tarius, Reena Sky, Barbie Love
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: Cum & Gone is a compilation of scenes from New Sensations’ recent productions. Overall, this set is just one of those compilations that are put out to put out some product. There is no real theme to these scenes other than most of the stars are B listers at best. Couple of cuties here, but overall on any other disk, they’d be the filler scenes.
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Best by Private 100: Black Cocks & White Asses
Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Sandy, Andrew, Marcus, Laura Angel, Kid Jamaica, Bambi, Aaliyah, Nathan Threat, Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Chioa
Studio: Private
Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs.
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Nectar's Bloopers Out Takes
Release date: 4/10/2008
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009 by Draken
Studio: Nectar Entertainment
Review brief: In a nutshell, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no bloopers or out takes. It is all behind the scenes footage consisting mostly of interviews where the performers are asked some very lame questions. There are a few snippets of footage from the features being shot on the days of the interviews, but they are so short, hardly worth putting them in there. Definitely a movie to avoid.
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Bi Pole Her 5
Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/30/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rick, Eduardo, Sandro Bullack, Ed Junior, Renzo, Bianca Lopes, Erick Leony, Fernanda Hot, Nathaly Bueno, Igor Pikachu, Belinha Baracho
Studio: Third World Media
Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: This is one god awful lame “Bi” flick. I put “Bi” in quotations to highlight that it’s supposed to be a “Bi” flick. I reviewed this with my girlfriend to get another opinion since I’ve never watched a “Bi” flick before and my view on porn is kind of skewed to what I actually like. The general consensus between us is how this series ever made it to #5?
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Big Black Cock In Little China
Release date: 6/10/2008
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Mika Tan, Maxi, Richard Mann, Lana Croft, Jazmine Leih, Jon Jon, Lana Violet
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Eli Kayzen
Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs. Overall premise is Asian girls fucking guys with big black cocks. The set up through all five scenes is the same. Several guys wander around Chinatown looking for Asian girls. They meet and then there is at least 10 minutes, sometime 15 minutes of general chit chat, watching the performers eat, etc. You definitely need a fast forward button to get through this crap. I’ve never heard of Bone Digital before and hope I never hear from them again. While the girls look cute, the sex itself is very boring, the camera angles/framing stink.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2013
Reviewed on: 6/8/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Mr. Pete, Vicki Chase, Arial Rose, War Machine, Vicky Chase, Rosemary Radeva, Samora Morgan
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: D. Lynch continues its deceptive ways with this release, hacking four scenes out of Sudden Impact's Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver 5 to put out here while making it look like a new release. Don't even consider spending your money here and instead just buy the original Mr. Chew release where you can get the entire movie for about the same price.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/9/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michelle, Carmen, Francesca, Hannah, George Uhl, Christina Lee
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: This is a craptastic release with average at best chemistry, video that makes your eyes hurt, and no real effort put into the extras. I've had more fun doing my taxes than watching this release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/13/2013
Reviewed on: 5/1/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Michael Stefano, Alicia Tease, Barry Scott, Maya Hills, Summer Bailey, Mallory Rae Murphy
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is just an edited down version of I Spy Camel Toe 2 with four scenes instead of five and the setups removed. I'm beyond disgusted at a release like that being put out as a new release, and the cover putting claims of nonexistent extras such as bonus footage only makes this look like more of a deliberate attempt to rip off consumers. Pass this by and don't look back.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 10/26/2012 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tom White, Anne Marie, Rick Cassidy, Cindy Wilson, Flora McIntosh, Susie Carlson, Wendy Sanders, Donna Hart, Andrea Michaels, Michael London, Robert Fantini
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Don Trendall
Review brief: The long and the short of this release is that as any sort of porn film, regardless of when it was made, this is a complete waste of time and of a disk. I stopped halfway through it as there were no actually penetration shots and except for the nudity factor, this would barely register as an “R” rated feature.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/4/2012
Reviewed on: 8/16/2012 by T0MBOne
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Ramon, Chris Charming, Nicole, Bob Terminator, Mark Ashley, Jayna Oso, Boz, James Deen, Shane Diesel, Tony De Sergio, Alex Gonz, Satine Phoenix, Ruka Stone, Szabi, Jade Sin, Kayme Kai, Lily Li, Krystal Kali, Miley Villa, Kya Tropic, Beti Hana, Kim Tao
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: New Sensations LITTLE ASIAN SLUTS (2012) with lovely Lily Li on the DVD cover sleeve is a 2 disc comp (with one new brand new scene) that arrived at my doorstep with a faulty Disc 1. So, here is a partial review starting with Disc 2.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/17/2004
Reviewed on: 3/12/2012 by astroknight
Starring: Britney Cummings
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Although Britney Cummings shows some good potential, there isn't a single black guy here worth watching and the presentation is disappointing even taking it as an amateur release. Skip this one.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/7/2010
Reviewed on: 8/18/2011 by T0MBOne
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Steve Steele, Miss Simone, Courtney Foxxx, Sandi Jackmon, Megan Pryce, Aryana Starr, Milan Sterling
Studio: Dogfart
Directed by: Steve Steele
Review brief: CUM BANG 6 (2010, Dogfart) is a blow bang disc with white dudes cum-glazing a black female for the finale. Here is a review.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 5/15/2010 by jayo
Starring: Sabrina, Kim, Autumn, Krystal, Joey Lynn
Studio: Kick Ass
Directed by: Dirty D
Review brief: Direct to garbage-can video isn't worth using as coffee coaster. If you want women riding Sybians, you can find far, far better alternatives.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/8/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2010 by T0MBOne
Starring: Minnie Clayton, Blaire Jefferson, Shira Goodlow, Candice Lipton
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Tom Booker
Review brief: VCX has re-released TWO-WAY MIRROR (1981, France) via its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2010. Here is a review. (sort of)
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/7/2009
Reviewed on: 11/2/2009 by T0MBOne
Starring: John Holmes, Cyndee Summers, Amore Pertuti, Daphne Bliss, Peter Boll, Claire Krumpet, Connie Krumpet
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Michael Minghia
Review brief: VCX has re-released PERSONAL SERVICES (1975) for its Cal Vista Classic DVD series for 2008. Here is a review.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 11/1/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Amber Rayne, Ashli Orion, Heather Starlet, Sierra Skye, Amy Starz, Kylie Lovitt
Studio: Immoral Productions
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: This is going to be a real quick review. Snort that Cum is a complete waste of time and is totally unwatchable. How you might ask?
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/31/2009 by Cimmerian33
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Ray Victory, Lauryl Canyon, Ebony Ayes, Pleasure, Allison Rand, Chris B. Sephartic, Doreen Gray, Gary Burbank, Toni Panther
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Mark Novick
Review brief: Typcial 80s straight-to-video schlock. Poor quality, ridiculous excuse for a plot, and a fairly misleading cover since Shauna McCullough is touted as the main star, but only appears near the end of the film. If I were a filmmaker, and set out to make an erotic movie, I am not sure that I could make one with less plot, quality, hot sex, or just overall worth of a movie if I tried. It's story and presentation are almost so bad that they are funny, but only at the beginning and the end, and most viewers will not make it that far. Skip it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rod Fontana, Dick Nasty, Lanny Barbie, Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Valerie Herrera, Kylie G. Worthy, Sasha Grey, Andie Valentino, Marlena Mason
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: *****Alert, Alert****** Waste of time porn ahead. Pink Visual’s Centerfolds Caught in Action Volume 1 is a complete waste of time.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/7/2009
Reviewed on: 9/14/2009 by DAF1740
Starring: Jamie Gillis, Turk Lyon, Jeffrey Hurst, Georgette Jennings
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Sam Bloch
Review brief: Nothing to see here, move on. . . A few hardcore missionary shots of organs turn a lame softcore tale of crime into what may be the worst "porn" I've ever seen.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 9/4/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Tatiana, Alex, Rain, Jane, Yuliana
Studio: Asia Bootleg
Review brief:
The title Teenie Bikini three! should have been called “A Small Weenie Guy Goes on Vacation and Films Himself having sex with Prostitutes!” Either that or the “Teenie” in the title refers to himself and not the girl’s bikinis.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/27/2009
Reviewed on: 8/31/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kaci Starr, Jon Jon, Tabatha Tucker, Shades, Claudia Valentine, Crista Moore, Cayden Moore
Studio: Lemayzing Enterprises
Review brief: Some Like it Dark is a perfect example of what is still wrong with porn and is complete bullshit.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/17/2009
Reviewed on: 8/28/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Kitty, Reagan, Jayden Jaymes, Jessie Cox, Jay Rock, Jack Rock
Studio: Homegrown
Review brief: Four scenes total with a run time of slightly over 1 hour. That’s right, 1 hour. Each scene is roughly 16 minutes long. Two scenes are a solo segment with a girl and a toy. She talks to the camera, rubs her pussy, pulls out the toy, gets off, scene ends.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 8/16/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Daisy, Dominica Leoni, Dani Woodward, Eva Angelina, Sativa Rose
Studio: Torrid Inc
Directed by: Kelly Erikson
Review brief: I just don’t get it sometimes, how can you possibly put the cast of Sativa Rose, Eva Angelina, Dani Woodward, Daisy and Dominica into a release and have it suck? Well, it's easy, and Kelly Erikson made it happen.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/2/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009 by Christian Dark
Starring: Tyler Knight, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Baby Cakes, Candice Nicole, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Stacy Adams, Aryana Starr
Studio: Afterdark Pictures
Directed by: Bishop
Review brief: Now I know you look at the score and say "Damn how bad can this movie be??" Well its not a bad movie.............well I can really say what it is because of the audio and video aspects of it. Now b4 I say anything the parts I did get to play were kind of hot but its so incomplete because alot of the time the movie would freeze, and begin to play choppy as hell. The scenes even jumped so you didn't know what the hell was going on. So I insert Disc 2 hoping to get something out of this. On disc 2 the menu allows you to watch the movie as just the acting and just the sex. Great, fuck disc one right..................wrong. It had the same freezing problems. To make sure nothing was wrong with my dvd player I put in a few other movies and they played just fine. SO I put the movie in the other dvd players in the house and it still played choppy and froze. Hell I tried to play the trailers and whatever was listed there it played the trailer that was after it, hope you get what I'm saying.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/25/2008
Reviewed on: 7/20/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Karen, Alice, Betty, Franchezca Valentina, Peyton, Tiff
Studio: Pink Visual
Review brief: This release incorporates the meeting a girl at a public place and within a few minutes they agree to have sex on film. This was shot in south Florida and the girls were definitely not the pick of the litter. I like on the box cover how is says Raw, Raunchy, Real. Yeah, real bad! The makers of this seem to feel that excessive chatter by several guys to the performers is necessary to the scene. Next we have really bad camera angles that show the true amateurish talent of the crew.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Joey, Alexa, Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Veronica Fox, Allie Sin, Shane Diesel, Jamie Huxley, Veronica Stone, Texas Presley, Marco Banderas, Vickie J, Aja Fyne, Tika Tarius, Reena Sky, Barbie Love
Studio: New Sensations
Review brief: Cum & Gone is a compilation of scenes from New Sensations’ recent productions. Overall, this set is just one of those compilations that are put out to put out some product. There is no real theme to these scenes other than most of the stars are B listers at best. Couple of cuties here, but overall on any other disk, they’d be the filler scenes.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 7/14/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Sandy, Andrew, Marcus, Laura Angel, Kid Jamaica, Bambi, Aaliyah, Nathan Threat, Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Chioa
Studio: Private
Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/10/2008
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009 by Draken
Studio: Nectar Entertainment
Review brief: In a nutshell, this is the worst movie I've ever seen. It has no bloopers or out takes. It is all behind the scenes footage consisting mostly of interviews where the performers are asked some very lame questions. There are a few snippets of footage from the features being shot on the days of the interviews, but they are so short, hardly worth putting them in there. Definitely a movie to avoid.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/30/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Rick, Eduardo, Sandro Bullack, Ed Junior, Renzo, Bianca Lopes, Erick Leony, Fernanda Hot, Nathaly Bueno, Igor Pikachu, Belinha Baracho
Studio: Third World Media
Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: This is one god awful lame “Bi” flick. I put “Bi” in quotations to highlight that it’s supposed to be a “Bi” flick. I reviewed this with my girlfriend to get another opinion since I’ve never watched a “Bi” flick before and my view on porn is kind of skewed to what I actually like. The general consensus between us is how this series ever made it to #5?
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/10/2008
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009 by Rosco Fuji
Starring: Mika Tan, Maxi, Richard Mann, Lana Croft, Jazmine Leih, Jon Jon, Lana Violet
Studio: Bone Digital
Directed by: Eli Kayzen
Review brief: This release is a complete and utter waste of time. I wasted my time reviewing it so you, the viewing public don’t have to suffer. Avoid this at all costs. Overall premise is Asian girls fucking guys with big black cocks. The set up through all five scenes is the same. Several guys wander around Chinatown looking for Asian girls. They meet and then there is at least 10 minutes, sometime 15 minutes of general chit chat, watching the performers eat, etc. You definitely need a fast forward button to get through this crap. I’ve never heard of Bone Digital before and hope I never hear from them again. While the girls look cute, the sex itself is very boring, the camera angles/framing stink.
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