Dirty Thirties & Lesbian 4 Review

Dirty Thirties and Lesbian: Volume 4

Highlights:

Older damsels, lesbian love

Data:

2004, FilmCo/Totally Tasteless, 90 minutes

Models:

Katanya Blade, Billie Britt, Daisy Chain, Cladia, Heaven Leigh, Trinity Max, Samantha St. James, Mason Storm

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Special Features

Notable Older Damsels: [0/6]

None

Anal Play: [1/6]

2 episodes: some 2-3 minutes of analingus.

Deep Oral Penetration: [1/6]

Close to none.

Footsies: [1/6]

1 episode, nothing spectacular, poor light.

Kissing: [1/6]

1 episode, several kisses, poor light.

Summary

Purchase Recommendation: [1/6]

Overall Rating: [1/6]

In short: this is the bottom of the barrel, as far as lesbian videos featuring older women are concerned. Not recommended at all. The women are often very ugly, or tattooed, or fat, whilst the sex is ridiculous. Stay away. The names of the performers are not associated with particular episodes, either.

Details

Episode 1: Mason Storm and Katanya Blade

The disc begins with two women talking to the cameraman. They never stop interacting with him, either. Yes, this is the kind of video where you have to endure the man grabbing the girls and filming himself at the same time. A fat, ugly, and old woman is matched with a dark-skinned woman with fake eyelashes. The former, of the name Katanya, is simply unwatchable. Bleech… This episode is by far the worst in the entire video, and this is saying much, given how bad it is otherwise. Endurance: have you heard of this mighty ship that defiled the Antarctic ice desert? Its name stood for hardship, for living through most inconvenient adventures. Ordeal is what it stands for. Even a brief analingus scene couldn't have saved this from being horrifically, terribly awful. May we never see "lesbian" videos this bad, with so ugly women cast.

Episode 2: Samantha St. James and Heaven Leigh

The second episode is no better as far as sex is concerned. Ridiculous, sketchy, uninteresting. This is lesbian love? Excuse us, but what comes to our mind is a poorly directed, sloppy set of scenes with unattractive women checking off the list of movements they have to perform to stretch the episode into something that can be sold later on. Awful, say we. Again, we bounce off the absolute zero due to a pinch of buttlicking salt thrown in. At least the light was good enough to actually see something, which cannot be said about the episode that followed. After the ultra-short butt licking scene, the girls kiss with closed mouths, thus performing a pathetic finale to a pathetic episode.

Episode 3: Cladia and Daisy Chain

The only attractive performer in this video was paired with a butch, domineering and, of course, ugly woman tattooed all over her unattractive body. What a pity that the dark-haired, petite girl had to endure all this. Endure? If you have ever had the dubious pleasure of watching a woman be, well, not exactly raped, but taken against her will, this video will ring a bell. The ugly blonde keeps tossing her partner to and fro, almost biting her, slapping, turning about, and so on. Goodness gracious; what hell!

To begin, even if the blonde was calm for a change, and the girls kissed for a longer while, it was hard to actually see something. Ever heard of light??? Having been tossed like a salad, Cladia, the brunette, never really manages to get the scared look off her face, which is pitiful to watch. Unlike her butch partner, she is actually quite feminine, and behaves as much. What a waste… The ultra-short footsies were hard to watch, too, given that the ugly blonde couldn't keep still, and thrashed about like a headless chicken. For shame! Nothing, absolutely nothing could save this video.

Episode 4: Trinity Maxx and Billie Britt

Trinity, eh? Oh boy, yet another episode that makes you wonder why on earth you allowed yourself to be ripped off. What's there to say? As much as we are attracted to older damsels, and as forgiving as we are, there is absolutely no excuse we could find to justify the purchase of this video to ourselves. Many adult viewers claim that older women videos are trashy. We're sure they have Dirty Thirties and Lesbian series in mind.