Hustler Casting Couch X 5 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  1/23/2005

“Casting Couch #5” is another good reason to avoid most Euro porn. This compilation from Hustler basically wastes some pretty decent looking talent with uninspired sex and terrible editing.

Each scene is preceded by a boring interview with the girl, with both the interviewer (probably Pierre Woodman) and the girl having typical trouble with the English language. That’s followed by a short striptease and posing session. Yawn!

The first scene is from “Exxxotica #2,” and features brunette Drimla (who was interviewed) and Sophie Paris (who was not interviewed). Who knows who the guy was, since there was the customary lack of credits. The threesome romps on a beach complete with salt, sand, and breaking waves. Stupid! Sophie never touches the guy (who wears a nerdy hat throughout), but Drimla takes it in both holes and finishes him off with a facial.

Blond Nicole takes on two guys in a segment snipped from “XXX #15.” These three might have been playing “Blind Twister” for all the fun they seemed to be having. Nicole gets DP’d and finishes with a messy face. Who cares?

From “Anal Intensive #3” comes Laura (or Lara) Stevens, an average looking brunette. In typical Euro tradition, she romps with three ugly guys, something every woman desires, right ladies? She has a cock in her mouth, pussy, and butt (often at the same time) throughout this snorer.

Erica Tchern gets the next interview, but only watches during the scene (from “XXX #1”) as Judith Fox and Titof have a bathroom tryst. Brown-haired Judith is probably the cutest girl on this DVD, and she takes a nice facial at the end.

Brunette Gina is next and, get this, the scene doesn’t even come from a feature movie. It’s simply a “behind the scenes” type of video shot during a “Barely Legal Hardcore Magazine Vol. 1, No. 6” shoot. She poses with two guys and they go through the motions while photographers click their shutters all around them. Gina does take a facial, but I’d already FF’d through the whole scene.

Another very cute girl, Petra Short, is next. Petra has always had very short, almost butch hair. What used to be blond is now brown, and Petra’s kind of lost her cuteness. In this scene from “Super Fuckers #15,” she handles three guys with some DP, anal, and a facial.

Brown-haired Elisabeth does a fat, bald guy. This is a live scene, not a clip, and she has a tampon stuck in her the entire scene (with the string hanging down). Now that’s sexy! Despite her fake screaming, Elisabeth doesn’t give the slightest impression that she enjoys the anal sex or facial.

In case you haven’t gotten enough of these girls, there’s a series of trailers for each of them after each scene. The DVD offers the following extras: Previews, Slide Show, Director’s Profile, 800 #’s, and Website info.