Jenna Haze's Redline Review

Title: Jenna Haze’s Redline
Released by: Don Goo
Reviewed by MD James

"Jenna Haze’s Redline" is apparently one of several so-called "Redline" videos by Don Goo Enterprises, and if they are all just like this one, they definitely fall under the category of "STAY AWAY!"

For starters, once you pop the DVD in, you’re introduced to a long string of forced commercials for phone sex services. You cannot skip past them. You cannot fast forward through them. You cannot jump to the menu. You HAVE to run through each and every one of these commercials at normal speed before you get to the main menu. And if the subject matter is not your style – like one showing men getting sodomized by women – well that’s too bad. THIS is the reason why this reviewer despises the practice of SHOVING commercials on the viewer. I was sorely tempted to chuck the DVD right then and there!

Once you finally get to the main menu, you see nothing except a picture of Jenna bent over, winking her "brown eye" at the viewer. Over her is the DVD title, under her are the words "Guaranteed to throw your rod". The last half being yellow and in boldface, and apparently it is the trigger to start the video. Of course it’s hard to tell what it is. It’s just… there.

So you click on the "throw your rod" part and you right into the video. There is no title. There are no credits. You’re just… there. And we start out with Sunrise Adams talking in the office with some guy about being rewarded for a job well done. In walks Jenna, and she goes right to work sucking on the guy’s cock. She sucks and fucks while Sunrise plays with herself. Then finally Sunrise goes over and jerks the guy off to completion.

That’s IT for Jenna! Seriously. About twelve minutes of her out of the estimated FOUR HOURS of video time! We don’t even know what movie that scene was from.

The rest of the time is spent on various unknown scenes. Some appear to be scenes from other movies, while other scenes are strictly amateur-grade videos. A lot of them are from some guy called "Filthy Frank", and he has a somewhat crude way of dealing with these women. He introduces them and then says "I’ve had her already, I’m done with her" and then lets whichever younger guy in on set have his way with her. It’s not very flattering. One girl looked really nice in what was supposedly her "first" time in video… but when it came to the actual screwing it was somewhat limp. She wasn’t into it at all, and she swallowed the pop shot. That is just about the norm for these little scenes. The scenes that don’t have "Filthy Frank" in them are even more of a mystery because we don’t know what video they’re from, or in most instances who these people are.

Now the important thing to note is that you cannot jump to these scenes. You have to either view them normally or fast-forward through them (if you have that capacity, that is). I seriously doubt many fans of adult videos will be willing to do either.

And now, to add another insult to the viewer… just past the two-hour mark we have still MORE commercials for phone sex!!! At least you CAN fast-forward through these, but still WHAT THE FUCK GUYS??? Are you THAT hard-up for your phone sex business that you have to insult the viewer YET AGAIN with this crap???

Well once we get past that, we have still more video clips. There are a few gems in this second half, but not many. There is one more "Filthy Frank" scene, which is a grainy double-penetration scene done at night, then another unknown clip…

And then that’s it! There are no credits. We don’t know where these videos come from or who’s in these clips, or even if Don Goo Enterprises got permission to use these clips in this DVD! (Did anyone even think about that?)

All in all, this is an unacceptable, sorry excuse for a DVD. I wouldn’t even recommend this to fans of Jenna Haze. In fact, I would tell them to specifically STAY AWAY from this DVD!

Between the overabundance of unavoidable phone sex commercials, the lack of scene markers for viewers to jump to, and the complete absence of credits, Don Goo Enterprises has introduced us to the BOTTOM of the video barrel. Well, I suppose there had to be one.

Trust me, there are far better venues to go to if you’re that desperate for scenes of the ol’ in-out-in-out.