Ass Full of Cum (Sperma Anal) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/19/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 75 min. (the cover lists a running time of 100 min. Since this is enough for a full scene, I’ve deducted a half point from the overall score because of it)

Production Date: 10 / 01 / 2003

Director: None credited, but John Thompson’s name is plastered over most of the cover

Cast: Annette, Sandra, and a ton of uncredited people

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I love watching anal cream pies, so I couldn’t help but check this one out!

Initial Reaction: It’s definitely not my thing.

Who Should Watch It : Facial fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anal cream pie fans

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio isn’t bad, but it also isn’t anything special. It feels a little off at times, but nothing major. It just feels very average. The video is much the same. There’s a bit of grain and a few shadows, but nothing major. It’s a very average looking production with a bit of camera shake and some fast pans and zooms.

Music: None

False Advertising: The title suggests anal cream pies, yet there’s only one in the movie despite having thirty four pops in the movie (according to FacIan’s review). Since I picked this one up as a cream pie fan, I felt very mislead and am penalizing the overall score another half point in addition to the half point I took off for the cover time claim.

Disc Complaints: As has happened so often in the past, there’s no time stamp for the movie. This makes jumping to any point in the movie with your remote impossible, and also means that in some players that let you restart a movie right where you stopped it, you have to start at the beginning of the chapter you were on. As I understand it, a time stamp on the movie takes virtually nothing for either cost or effort. Because of this, whenever I see a movie without one I get the feeling that the company releasing it doesn’t care that much about its consumers. The only thing to make me think any different than that here is that there’s plenty of chapter breaks, which doesn’t make the lack of a time stamp quite as bad.

Watermarks: This feature does contain watermarks on the picture. There’s a very noticeable GGG in red letters in the lower right corner of the screen. Thankfully it stays in one place so it’s easy to phase out, but I do know that some people hate them enough to not pick up DVDs so I’d hate for them to waste their money here.

Menus: The menus are very disappointing. The main menu just shows a picture of the boxcover and what looks like a chapter menu ends up taking you to one of the four cumshots. This does not give anything close to a good first impression!

The Feature

Ass Full of Cum goes with a fairly simple formula. You start with a girl teasing the camera and then bring in a guy to fuck her. As they fuck, you have guy after guy join them, give her a facial, or occasionally a pop on another part of her body, and then disappear.

Scene 1 - Sandra, Annette, and lots of guys

Sandra, a blonde with a pierced bald beaver and a nicely implanted rack starts things out dancing around for the camera. She lies back on a black couch to diddles her bald beaver before she’s joined by a guy who gives her a cock to suck. He moves around to spoon her, and after a bit of spooning her moves around to fuck her from behind so she can blow another guy who joins them. Sandra lets the first guy fuck her ass missionary style, and continues to take it in the ass cowgirl style. One of the guys goes back to fucking her pussy missionary style and pops all over it before the other guy takes over in her pussy and also pops on it. Annette, another blonde, appears as she’s getting fucked and moves in to suck up some of the cum and then swaps it over to Sandra, who then swallows it down. A pierced dude fucks her pussy next, and lets Annette suck up his cum to swap to Sandra, who swallows it down again. Guys also appear to pop on the girls’ faces and Annette tries to see how much cum she can spit on Sandra’s face as well as in her pussy as ass. Annette also helps out with a dildo, and has the guys pop in Sandra’s gaping ass so she can eat it out when she pulls out the toy. They spit it back and forth a little before the scene ends.

This is an okay at best scene to me. It has a gangbang style feel to me, and I’m not really a gangbang fan. It also doesn’t have a single good anal cream pie, and with a name like Ass Full of Cum anal cream pies are the main thing I was hoping for here. The girls are both plenty nasty and really seem to get into it, but the sex just isn’t my style. This scene barely held my interest, and lost most of it by the time I was halfway through the thirty five minutes it lasted.

Scene 2 - A blonde and a bunch of guys

A slightly older looking dirty blonde with a great natural rack starts things out diddling herself on a table. Things quickly switch over to her getting fucked missionary style. She takes facial after facial as the guys trade off fucking her pussy missionary style. She even lets them pop on her pussy.

This scene didn’t do much for me, mostly due to the style. The only thing that mattered here were the facials, and I had the feeling that the pop on the pussy was just thrown in for a bit of variety. The girl looked like she enjoyed the sex okay, but didn’t get into the facials much. There was also no anal and no cream pies, which once again left me very disappointed.

Scene 3 - Sandra, Annette, and a bunch of guys

Sandra returns and starts out the final scene dancing in front of a window. She sucks her partner and lets him fuck her tits before nailing her missionary style. They move through a bit of spooning and doggie before Sandra climbs up for a bit of reverse cowgirl anal. Other guys appear so that Sandra can get DPed, and also try to pop in her gaping ass. One guy makes it, but the others never do. Annette appears again to offer her help, and shares the facials as well as working on Sandra’s ass with her toy and tongue. Finally, Annette spits cum all over Sandra’s eyes so she has to be led off by Annette acting like a seeing eye dog.

This is probably the best scene in the movie. Annette annoys me, but she and Sandra do have some very nice chemistry. It also works better for me by having an anal cream pie and a few more attempts at them. Other than that, the scene seemed like more of the same and didn’t work overly well for me.

I know that GGG has a very devoted following, but Ass Full of Cum is not going to make me one of those people. I picked this one up for the anal cream pie aspect, and if I would have blinked I would have missed it since there’s only one in the entire movie. The camera style also didn’t do it for me, and seemed all over the place and afraid of the guys (which often made the scenes feel cold to me). Sandra and Annette do look like they enjoy the sex, but the third girl didn’t seem to get into it quite as well. Although the girls looked like they got into it okay, the overall style of the scenes and the cumshots didn’t do much for me. It gives the movies almost a gangbang feel, and the guys move by so fast that the fucking seemed impersonal and easily forgettable. I found myself continually watching the clock on this one wishing that it would go by faster, and darn near gave in to the lure of the remote. Facial and gangbang fans might enjoy Ass Full of Cum (and should definitely check out FacIan’s review for a completely different look at the movie), but anal cream pie fans like myself should pass it on by.

The Extra Stuff

Ten minutes of trailers are included with the name of the movie staying at the bottom of the clip the entire time. There’s also company information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, masturbation, group, anal, lesbian, rimming (female > female), cumswapping, swallowing, toys, DP, and anal cream pies

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of GGG’s DVDs can be found online for between $20 and $28 with most of the stores appearing to offer it at the lower end. Rent this one first, as it has a different style that might not work for everybody. I know that it didn’t for me! The technical aspects are pretty average and there’s very little effort put into the overall DVD.

Note to GGG: Please watch your cover claims better in the future. This is a sloppy mistake that always ticks consumers off. Also, a little effort into the overall DVD would go a long way.

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