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Virtual Porn Star: Bunny Luv
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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Diva X: Kaoru (Pixis)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 17 min. Production Date: Feb. 2000 Director: Ian Daniels Cast: Karao and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: So far this series has been less enjoyable than when I went to the dentist with a tooth that was cracked down to the root. Im not expecting anything better here. Initial Reaction: The best thing about the DVD is that the TFUI refused to work and instead froze up my DVD player. Who Should Watch It : Anybody involved with its production other than Kaoru. They deserve to be tied down and forced to watch this shit repeatedly as punishment for putting it out. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can avoid it The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects, in a word, suck. The audio has a funky feel to it, and feels hollow while also barely letting you year the action. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is just as bad. Its grainy, unevenly lit, and has a lot of camera motion. Its not easy to watch.
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Diva X: Taylor
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 14 min. Production Date: 04 / 2000 Producers (apparently nobody wanted to take credit as Director): Anthony Gomez, Andrew Drake, and Leon Was Cast: Taylor Moore and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis has a well known reputation for some much incompetence that I think they need instructions to jerk off. Needless to say, Im not going into this one with much for expectations. Initial Reaction: Its about as enjoyable and intelligent as slamming your hard-on in a screen door. Who Should Watch It : Nobody. Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. I wouldnt wish this release on my worst enemy! The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: In a word, the technical aspects suck. The video is lit okay but is fairly pixelated and theres a fair amount of digital breakdown along the edge. The audio, however, makes it seem like synchronizing audio and video is about as easy as manned spaceflight.
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101 Black Beauties
Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Digital Team
Review brief: This is a smorgasbord of black-on-black fucking from Video Team. There are some ladies who have not been in the business for years, so it was very nice to see them once again. The scenes start in the middle, so anyone looking for whole scenes needs to stay away. Also, there is a lot of anal in this flick, and sometimes it is with girls that are not very attractive. Once again, if this is a turn-off, stay away. For fans of black fucking, this two disc set will get the job done.
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Security Cam Chronicles 2
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Madness
Review brief: The sex in this disc is very good, but let me tell you something right now. This is not, I repeat, NOT a surveillance camera DVD. And here are the reasons why: 1. This entire disc, and every scene in it, has some of the best sound that I have heard. It has better sound than DVDs put out by some of the top companies in the business. How many caught on camera features do you know of where EVERY SCENE has perfect sound? 2. There is a scene where a couple fuck inside an elevator. I have no problem with this, but for one, how many elevators do you know of that stay on the same floor? Also, with all the damn noise they are making, nobody thought to hit the emergency switch? And, about said switch, do they usually go off and make a loud noise? And, when they are through, the door opens up just as they have finished putting their clothes back on. 3. None of the faces are obscured to hide the identity of anyone, and every person in each scene always turns to give the secret camera some good penetration shots.
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DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2
Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by Linus
Starring: Daisy, Angelica, Boby, Petra, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Delilah, Igor, Brett Rockman, K.K., Jean Pallett, Britney Jay, Beverley Cox
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2 Initial Thoughts: I honestly hate doing one of these faulty reviews. It makes me feel like I have not done my part to report to all of you the goodness or badness of this disc. However when 3 standalone players, a PC drive and a PS2 all have identical issues with a given disc, I feel it is a needed review to let all the rest of you know of the fault and possibly save one or two of you the grief I am experiencing right now. There are links to two nice reviews of this disc on the upper right hand corner of this screen, of people that had a usable experience with this disc, so for the actual down and dirty contents, I direct you to those reviews. Now onto my issues. The disc looks perfect, it loads perfectly into each player, the menu's come up I have no issues watching any of the bonus materials or navigating the menus. So for that atleast I can provide a review of the extras. However if I either try and play the disc, or access any chapter from the chapter menu, all 5 units just stop playing the disc.
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Anal P.O.V. 2 (Devil's Film)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kathy Anderson, Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tristan Seagal, Anastasia Christ, Sarah O'Neal
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 Director: Tristan Seagal Cast: Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Janet, Sarah, Sarah ONeal, Mark Davis, and Tristan Seagal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anastasia Christ. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting limited anal and a lot of camera motion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos interested by the girls listed on the cover or who wants an anal emphasis in the movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I didnt really notice any background noises. The video leaves a bit to be desired. Theres just a hint of pixelation and the lighting is often a bit low. Theres a lot of camera motion, to the point that some parts were nearly unwatchable for me, and some very rough editing to go with it. This DVD left a bit to be desired technically.
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Playing With Venus
Release date: 1/18/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Venus
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 12 / 10 / 2004 Director: Jimmy D. (uncredited) Cast: Venus and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been one of the poorest and most unethically advertised virtual sex series out there. Although Venus normally does a great job, Im expect Anarchys ineptitude and dishonesty to really hold this one back. Initial Reaction: Its quite possibly Anarchys worst Playing With yet. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Venus fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit flat and had a couple very minor and quiet background noises. The video is okay. Theres barely any grain and its lit pretty good. Music: Theres music during the strip tease. Its the only audio, which is too bad because its extremely repetitive and annoying. It does anything but help the strip tease be sexy and enjoyable.
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Seymore Butts' The British Are Coming
Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Rebecca, Flower, James, Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, Mari Possa, Reina Leone, Flower Tucci
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Seymore Butts does put out some fine adult material, but as I reviewed with one of his latest efforts, I really wish he would start to use more than one camera when he is filming. Maybe there are those of you who like seeing your porn being filmed like that, as it gives off a realistic flair to the proceedings, but I for one, think he would better served if he did this. This is a title where we find our hero across the pond in Great Britain, and he took some friends with. He always seems to be walking in on a couple engage in the sexual art, and they dont seem to mind him standing therewith a camera filming it as they get their collective groove on. More power to them, because it seems to happen a lot in this release. But, I guess t has happened a lot in his other releases as well. The last scene is has Flower Tucci and an accomplice waking Seymore up in his hotel room and fucking him pretty good. It also happens to be his birthday, so what hetro man with a beating heart would balk at two fine women waking him up by sucking his dick? I know I wouldnt.
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Superwhores 3 (Mercenary Pictures)
Release date: 10/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/14/2005 by Linus
Starring: Alex Sanders, Lexington Steele, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Jada Fire, Jada, Ariana Jollee, Randi Wright, Trina Michaels, Tory Lane
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Directed by: Domina X
Review brief: Super Whores Volume 3 Initial Thoughts:This is more of a general advisory to consider with this disc, rather than a review. For a good indepth review of this title, I point you towards the link to fellow ADT reviewer Bono-One in the upper right hand portion of this page. He was one of the lucky ones who got this disc to work. I used 3 standalone players, a PC and a PS2, and had identical results with all 5 tests of this disc, and It gave me no opportunity to review it. The disc loads perfectly normal, and navigation through the menus works just fine, no sign of any defection. The BTS and Trailer portion of the disc was my first target since I have read 3 other reviews that stated these areas did not work properly, and sure enough, clicking on them boots you directly back to menu as if they do not really exist on the disc.
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Real Tits (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 11/23/2003
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Dee [II] (classic female), Taylor St. Clair, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Flick Shagwell, Jenna Haze, Jasmine Klein, Nefertiti, Jesse V.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Real Tits (2003) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Format: DVD, 1 Disk Studio: Adam & Eve Productions Running Time: 127 mins. Scenes: 10 + 1 bonus scene Language: English Produced by Ms. Divine Cast: Nikita Denise, Ava Vincent, Dee, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Jesse V, Aurora Snow, Jasmine Klein, Flick Shagwell, Nefertiti, Jenna Haze, Dale DeBone, Jay Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Chris Canon, Julian St. Jox, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Evan Stone, Billy Glide, Stephen St. Croix. Intended Audience: Hetro Couples? Content: Softcore sex, oral, genital, story scenerios between hetro couples. Where's the Beef? Synopsis An absolutely terrible porn flick, this movie blatantly deceives the purchaser with promises that remain unfulfilled and are pure false advertising. There is no special attention paid to tits, breasts, big bouncy, perky or otherwise in this DVD. The production quality is poor, the action ponderous and uninspired, the lighting nauseous.
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Silver Screen Confidential
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2004 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Tony Tedeschi, Ariel Daye, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Davia Ardell, Paul Cox, Chelsea Blue
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Silver Screen Confidential seemed like a great way for me to get acquainted with early Jenna Jameson bigger-budget, plot-driven films -- and I thought this would be a shoe-in for me to recommed to couples. It had all the elements: Big star with appeal to female and male viewers, her love interest in the film is (was) her husband, it looks nice and had a retro appeal, and is plot-driven with a strong female lead character. It belongs in the bad porn hall of shame. Pretty much every bad porn cliche is here, and it is best described as a very bad "school play," from your worst 8th grade nightmares. Lighting is overblown. Acting is painful, awful, overdone. The script is overwritten and is way too much for these actors to handle. The costumes are developmentally disabled -- a good example is Jameson on the phone in New York during a heatwave, complaining about the weather wearing a huge fake fur coat and sweating like a -- er, I mean glowing.
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Illusion (Cyber Bears)
Release date: 7/30/2004
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Taz, Xenos, Jay Masters, Fuzzy Cub, Brendan, Chris Kuma, Jay Matthew
Studio: Cyber Bears
Review brief: This is the third of the Cyber Bears films that I have seen and the only one that I have found to be totally unwatchable. Rather than calling it ILLUSION, a far better title would have been DELUSION. Over-ripe burly guys with huge beer bellies, and hairnot only on their sagging chests, but on their backs and shouldersperforming poor vanilla sex is more a turn-off than a turn-on. There are deleted scenes in the extras section but why all were not deleted is beyond me.
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Possession (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 2/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/14/2004 by vodka tonic
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Olivia del Rio, Cheyne Collins, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Amber Rain, Natalia Wood, Neveah Ashton
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Director : Nicholas SteeleCast : Carmen Luvana, Natalia Wood, Nevaeh Ashton, Amber Rain, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Evan Stone, Julian, Steven St Croix, Cheyne Collins, Joey RayDVD Extras : Chapter selection, direct-to-climax option, behind-the-scenes, photo gallery, bonus clips, trailers, weblinkTrailers : "Code Blue", "Lover's Choice", "Rawhide"2 Bonus Clips :Ava Vincent & Kurt Lockwood in "Dirty Dancers : The Movie"Venus & Tyler Wood in "Under The Influence"Behind-The-Scenes extra : Almost half an hour ! Starts with a 3 minutes silent segment of the various performers in photo sessions, then one-on-ones with Evan, Natalia, Carmen, as well as recaps of the major scenes. Lengthy but not very informative.Short Story : Hoping to major in paranormal, college cutie Carmen decides to investigate the strange rumours plaguing her local cemetery.
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Desert Island Story X 1-4 (4 DVD Box Set)
Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. over 4 DVDs Production Date: 1999 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: I went into this series not really sure what to expect, but not expecting anything too great. Initial Reaction: Its one of the only DVDs I really wish I would have skipped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually or who wants to lose weight through throwing up Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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Desert Island Story X 4
Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im really looking forward to seeing this series end (as opposed to seeing how this series ends). Initial Reaction: Ive never been so glad to have a DVD behind me as here. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually or who wants to lose weight through throwing up Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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Desert Island Story X 1
Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been very hit or miss with anime, and I have a feeling this could be another miss. Initial Reaction: Its not sexy and has almost no redeeming factors about it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Music: The music varies a bit to fit whats happening in the movie. Its normally well balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Black Mail Box Set (1-3), The
Release date: 10/29/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. spread over 3 DVDs Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed experiences with NuTechs anime DVDs, so I didnt know what to expect going into this one. Initial Reaction: Its the worst series Ive watched so far. Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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Black Mail, The 3
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: I have yet to see any kind of redeeming factor in this series. Im pretty much dreading this installment but want to see how it ends. Initial Reaction: Its horrible! Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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Black Mail, The 2
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Blackmail 1, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Its a few steps down from the first part, which makes it completely worthless. Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene. The Feature: Yumiko has returned with a few friends.
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XXX Rated
Release date: 8/8/2003
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alex Sanders, John West, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Gisselle, Alaura Eden, Trevor Zen, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Devine, Faith Grant, Tyler Durden
Studio: Python
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 2 / 22 / 2003 Director: Corey Jordan Cast: Alaura Eden, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Devine, Faith Grant, Giselle, Alex Sanders, Brett Rockman, John West, Trevor Zen, and Tyler Durden The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Anarchy, but Maximum Hard, which had a similar style to the front cover and the same girls was pretty good. Im going into this one with some hope. Initial Reaction: Its the same movie. Somebody should have their nuts cut off with a rusty bolt cutters and have them fed to them for this! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting straightforward boy - girl sex who hasnt already picked up Maximum Hard Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who already bought Maximum Hard The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit of a mixed bag. During the sex, the audio is pretty good. Theres a few background noises during the outdoor scenes and the balance during the interviews was often a bit off.
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Rump Riders (Spurs)
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Chet Williams, William Grail, Buck Ford, Travis Jones, Jim Olsen, Trevor Rand, J.C. Sanders, Gary Sterns
Studio: Spurs
Review brief: A really distasteful piece of crap. One would buy it from the picture of Buck Ford on the cover. Buck is a skinny kid who always leaves his oversized cowboy hat on when he has sex. He first appeared in a film called Country Boy. The title was changed to Country Buddies when the porn industry got too chicken shit to use the word "boy" in a title fearing it would give the impression it featured kids underage. (A number of other titles suffered the same fate.) Anyway, this skinny thing with the big dick would be cute if only he didn't open his mouth. When he does it's to say things like, "Take that, Queer Boy!" I can see myself buying only one more Buck Ford flick, and that would be to see someone fuck Buck. Ideally someone like Chad Hunt or Michael Brandon.
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My Virtual Twins 2
Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 5/28/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Misha
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. total for sex segments (does not include extras) Production Date: 7 / 14 - 17 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Sasha, Misha, and Dimitri The Short Story Initial Expectations: This entire series has been less than impressive. Im not expecting anything to change here. Initial Reaction: This is one of the few movies which has made my cock talk to me. I hope I quote it right, because Id hate to have it mad at me, but I think it said Wake me when this ones done.. Who Should Watch It : Fans of real twins Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex features and anybody who wants what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is fairly well balanced, but there are a few background noises and several areas where you can hear the cameraman or director giving the cast directions. The video is about the same. It has a little grain to it, and the lighting varies as well.
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Skin To Skin (Bacchus)
Release date: 12/8/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This film makes one think it is an new film, but it is not. It is a dreary compilation of scenes from BAREBACK RIDERS 1 & 2 and HATS OFF. If you have either of these films, you dont want this DVD. Even if you dont have the films from which these scenes are taken, you probably dont want it either as they havent even chosen the best scenes from these other films. This turkey stands as a testament to the fact that barebacking doesnt automatically make for good sex. One can have bad sex with or without a condom. Heres the proof. I hate it when companies try to rip us off by passing us leftovers.
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Old Grannies Young Panties 2
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004 by Em
Starring: Gina Delvaux, Allison Wyte, Tabitha Blue, Maggie Star, Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Greta West, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Old Grannies, Young Panties: Volume 2 Highlights: Grannies and Spring Chickens Data: 2003, Heatwave, 90 minutes Models: Tabitha Bleu, Gina Delvaux Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Maggie Star, Lea Stevenson, Greta West, Allison Wyte Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [0/6] None!!! Anal Play: [0/6] 2 episodes: dildo drilling of younger girls. Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6] None (and thank the Lord for that) Footsies: [0/6] None (ditto) Kissing: [0/6] None (ditto) Summary Purchase Recommendation: [0/6] Overall Rating: [0/6] Avoid this video at all costs. Freak show is what it is. One of the worst movies we have ever seen. It is truly horrible. We cannot imagine anything inferior. Honestly. You would have to have some strong fetish to get through this DVD, let alone enjoy it. As if on purpose, the most appalling performers in the whole world wide were picked. Toothless. Tattoed. Fat. Hairy. Dirty.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/7/2001
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Bunny Luv
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 04 / 2001 Director: None credited, but you can hear Ian Daniels directing things Cast: Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis seems to put less care into their DVDs than I do in wiping my ass (with the toilet paper having about the same results as their DVDs). Im expecting this one to be spectacularly sucktastic. Initial Reaction: If given the choice between watching this DVD and chugging a container of used enema fluid, go for the enema fluid if youre allowed to strain it fist. Who Should Watch It : I wouldnt even give this to prison inmates as part of their punishment! Who Should Avoid It: Everybody The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and doesnt have all the background noises I expected. The video is lit okay, but theres some noticeable pixelation. Music: The music has a rock beat and is a bit loud.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/6/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kaoru
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 17 min. Production Date: Feb. 2000 Director: Ian Daniels Cast: Karao and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: So far this series has been less enjoyable than when I went to the dentist with a tooth that was cracked down to the root. Im not expecting anything better here. Initial Reaction: The best thing about the DVD is that the TFUI refused to work and instead froze up my DVD player. Who Should Watch It : Anybody involved with its production other than Kaoru. They deserve to be tied down and forced to watch this shit repeatedly as punishment for putting it out. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can avoid it The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects, in a word, suck. The audio has a funky feel to it, and feels hollow while also barely letting you year the action. Theres also a few minor background noises. The video is just as bad. Its grainy, unevenly lit, and has a lot of camera motion. Its not easy to watch.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/5/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Moore
Studio: Pixis
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 14 min. Production Date: 04 / 2000 Producers (apparently nobody wanted to take credit as Director): Anthony Gomez, Andrew Drake, and Leon Was Cast: Taylor Moore and Ian Daniels The Short Story Initial Expectations: Pixis has a well known reputation for some much incompetence that I think they need instructions to jerk off. Needless to say, Im not going into this one with much for expectations. Initial Reaction: Its about as enjoyable and intelligent as slamming your hard-on in a screen door. Who Should Watch It : Nobody. Who Should Avoid It: Everybody. I wouldnt wish this release on my worst enemy! The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: In a word, the technical aspects suck. The video is lit okay but is fairly pixelated and theres a fair amount of digital breakdown along the edge. The audio, however, makes it seem like synchronizing audio and video is about as easy as manned spaceflight.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Digital Team
Review brief: This is a smorgasbord of black-on-black fucking from Video Team. There are some ladies who have not been in the business for years, so it was very nice to see them once again. The scenes start in the middle, so anyone looking for whole scenes needs to stay away. Also, there is a lot of anal in this flick, and sometimes it is with girls that are not very attractive. Once again, if this is a turn-off, stay away. For fans of black fucking, this two disc set will get the job done.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Madness
Review brief: The sex in this disc is very good, but let me tell you something right now. This is not, I repeat, NOT a surveillance camera DVD. And here are the reasons why: 1. This entire disc, and every scene in it, has some of the best sound that I have heard. It has better sound than DVDs put out by some of the top companies in the business. How many caught on camera features do you know of where EVERY SCENE has perfect sound? 2. There is a scene where a couple fuck inside an elevator. I have no problem with this, but for one, how many elevators do you know of that stay on the same floor? Also, with all the damn noise they are making, nobody thought to hit the emergency switch? And, about said switch, do they usually go off and make a loud noise? And, when they are through, the door opens up just as they have finished putting their clothes back on. 3. None of the faces are obscured to hide the identity of anyone, and every person in each scene always turns to give the secret camera some good penetration shots.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by Linus
Starring: Daisy, Angelica, Boby, Petra, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Kitty Monroe, Delilah, Igor, Brett Rockman, K.K., Jean Pallett, Britney Jay, Beverley Cox
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: DVDA: Double Vaginal Double Anal 2 Initial Thoughts: I honestly hate doing one of these faulty reviews. It makes me feel like I have not done my part to report to all of you the goodness or badness of this disc. However when 3 standalone players, a PC drive and a PS2 all have identical issues with a given disc, I feel it is a needed review to let all the rest of you know of the fault and possibly save one or two of you the grief I am experiencing right now. There are links to two nice reviews of this disc on the upper right hand corner of this screen, of people that had a usable experience with this disc, so for the actual down and dirty contents, I direct you to those reviews. Now onto my issues. The disc looks perfect, it loads perfectly into each player, the menu's come up I have no issues watching any of the bonus materials or navigating the menus. So for that atleast I can provide a review of the extras. However if I either try and play the disc, or access any chapter from the chapter menu, all 5 units just stop playing the disc.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Kathy Anderson, Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Tristan Seagal, Anastasia Christ, Sarah O'Neal
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Tristan Seagal
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 135 min. Production Date: 5 / 24 / 2004 Director: Tristan Seagal Cast: Lanny Barbie, Jane Darling, Janet, Sarah, Sarah ONeal, Mark Davis, and Tristan Seagal The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anastasia Christ. Nuff said. Initial Reaction: Skip it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting limited anal and a lot of camera motion Who Should Avoid It: Anybody whos interested by the girls listed on the cover or who wants an anal emphasis in the movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, and I didnt really notice any background noises. The video leaves a bit to be desired. Theres just a hint of pixelation and the lighting is often a bit low. Theres a lot of camera motion, to the point that some parts were nearly unwatchable for me, and some very rough editing to go with it. This DVD left a bit to be desired technically.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/18/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Venus
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 61 min. Production Date: 12 / 10 / 2004 Director: Jimmy D. (uncredited) Cast: Venus and John West The Short Story Initial Expectations: This has been one of the poorest and most unethically advertised virtual sex series out there. Although Venus normally does a great job, Im expect Anarchys ineptitude and dishonesty to really hold this one back. Initial Reaction: Its quite possibly Anarchys worst Playing With yet. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Venus fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who can The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is a bit flat and had a couple very minor and quiet background noises. The video is okay. Theres barely any grain and its lit pretty good. Music: Theres music during the strip tease. Its the only audio, which is too bad because its extremely repetitive and annoying. It does anything but help the strip tease be sexy and enjoyable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 2/25/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Rebecca, Flower, James, Seymore Butts, Herschel Savage, Mari Possa, Reina Leone, Flower Tucci
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Seymore Butts does put out some fine adult material, but as I reviewed with one of his latest efforts, I really wish he would start to use more than one camera when he is filming. Maybe there are those of you who like seeing your porn being filmed like that, as it gives off a realistic flair to the proceedings, but I for one, think he would better served if he did this. This is a title where we find our hero across the pond in Great Britain, and he took some friends with. He always seems to be walking in on a couple engage in the sexual art, and they dont seem to mind him standing therewith a camera filming it as they get their collective groove on. More power to them, because it seems to happen a lot in this release. But, I guess t has happened a lot in his other releases as well. The last scene is has Flower Tucci and an accomplice waking Seymore up in his hotel room and fucking him pretty good. It also happens to be his birthday, so what hetro man with a beating heart would balk at two fine women waking him up by sucking his dick? I know I wouldnt.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/22/2004
Reviewed on: 2/14/2005 by Linus
Starring: Alex Sanders, Lexington Steele, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Jada Fire, Jada, Ariana Jollee, Randi Wright, Trina Michaels, Tory Lane
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Directed by: Domina X
Review brief: Super Whores Volume 3 Initial Thoughts:This is more of a general advisory to consider with this disc, rather than a review. For a good indepth review of this title, I point you towards the link to fellow ADT reviewer Bono-One in the upper right hand portion of this page. He was one of the lucky ones who got this disc to work. I used 3 standalone players, a PC and a PS2, and had identical results with all 5 tests of this disc, and It gave me no opportunity to review it. The disc loads perfectly normal, and navigation through the menus works just fine, no sign of any defection. The BTS and Trailer portion of the disc was my first target since I have read 3 other reviews that stated these areas did not work properly, and sure enough, clicking on them boots you directly back to menu as if they do not really exist on the disc.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/23/2003
Reviewed on: 1/22/2005 by Domina (SGPC)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Dee [II] (classic female), Taylor St. Clair, Ava Vincent, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Flick Shagwell, Jenna Haze, Jasmine Klein, Nefertiti, Jesse V.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: Real Tits (2003) USA Review by Domina Brought to you by Bleu Review & from the gals at Format: DVD, 1 Disk Studio: Adam & Eve Productions Running Time: 127 mins. Scenes: 10 + 1 bonus scene Language: English Produced by Ms. Divine Cast: Nikita Denise, Ava Vincent, Dee, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Jesse V, Aurora Snow, Jasmine Klein, Flick Shagwell, Nefertiti, Jenna Haze, Dale DeBone, Jay Ashley, Steve Hatcher, Chris Canon, Julian St. Jox, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Evan Stone, Billy Glide, Stephen St. Croix. Intended Audience: Hetro Couples? Content: Softcore sex, oral, genital, story scenerios between hetro couples. Where's the Beef? Synopsis An absolutely terrible porn flick, this movie blatantly deceives the purchaser with promises that remain unfulfilled and are pure false advertising. There is no special attention paid to tits, breasts, big bouncy, perky or otherwise in this DVD. The production quality is poor, the action ponderous and uninspired, the lighting nauseous.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2004 by Violet Blue (SGPC)
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Peter North, Tony Tedeschi, Ariel Daye, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Davia Ardell, Paul Cox, Chelsea Blue
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Silver Screen Confidential seemed like a great way for me to get acquainted with early Jenna Jameson bigger-budget, plot-driven films -- and I thought this would be a shoe-in for me to recommed to couples. It had all the elements: Big star with appeal to female and male viewers, her love interest in the film is (was) her husband, it looks nice and had a retro appeal, and is plot-driven with a strong female lead character. It belongs in the bad porn hall of shame. Pretty much every bad porn cliche is here, and it is best described as a very bad "school play," from your worst 8th grade nightmares. Lighting is overblown. Acting is painful, awful, overdone. The script is overwritten and is way too much for these actors to handle. The costumes are developmentally disabled -- a good example is Jameson on the phone in New York during a heatwave, complaining about the weather wearing a huge fake fur coat and sweating like a -- er, I mean glowing.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/30/2004
Reviewed on: 10/12/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Taz, Xenos, Jay Masters, Fuzzy Cub, Brendan, Chris Kuma, Jay Matthew
Studio: Cyber Bears
Review brief: This is the third of the Cyber Bears films that I have seen and the only one that I have found to be totally unwatchable. Rather than calling it ILLUSION, a far better title would have been DELUSION. Over-ripe burly guys with huge beer bellies, and hairnot only on their sagging chests, but on their backs and shouldersperforming poor vanilla sex is more a turn-off than a turn-on. There are deleted scenes in the extras section but why all were not deleted is beyond me.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/14/2004 by vodka tonic
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Olivia del Rio, Cheyne Collins, Joey Ray, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Amber Rain, Natalia Wood, Neveah Ashton
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Director : Nicholas SteeleCast : Carmen Luvana, Natalia Wood, Nevaeh Ashton, Amber Rain, Olivia Del Rio, Dominica Leoni, Evan Stone, Julian, Steven St Croix, Cheyne Collins, Joey RayDVD Extras : Chapter selection, direct-to-climax option, behind-the-scenes, photo gallery, bonus clips, trailers, weblinkTrailers : "Code Blue", "Lover's Choice", "Rawhide"2 Bonus Clips :Ava Vincent & Kurt Lockwood in "Dirty Dancers : The Movie"Venus & Tyler Wood in "Under The Influence"Behind-The-Scenes extra : Almost half an hour ! Starts with a 3 minutes silent segment of the various performers in photo sessions, then one-on-ones with Evan, Natalia, Carmen, as well as recaps of the major scenes. Lengthy but not very informative.Short Story : Hoping to major in paranormal, college cutie Carmen decides to investigate the strange rumours plaguing her local cemetery.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. over 4 DVDs Production Date: 1999 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: I went into this series not really sure what to expect, but not expecting anything too great. Initial Reaction: Its one of the only DVDs I really wish I would have skipped. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually or who wants to lose weight through throwing up Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1999 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im really looking forward to seeing this series end (as opposed to seeing how this series ends). Initial Reaction: Ive never been so glad to have a DVD behind me as here. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually or who wants to lose weight through throwing up Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Theres also some that has off-color bars through it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/2/2001
Reviewed on: 8/27/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 24 min. Production Date: 1998 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated with voices by Dayton Raines and Miko Lee The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive been very hit or miss with anime, and I have a feeling this could be another miss. Initial Reaction: Its not sexy and has almost no redeeming factors about it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting to be depressed sexually Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something with an emotion other than hate and fear The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. Its nicely balanced, but some of the dubbed lines feel like theyre just being read off a sheet of paper rather than feeling like theyre the actual voices of the characters. The video leaves a bit to be desired. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but much of it looks a little fuzzy, almost as if its a soft focus problem. Music: The music varies a bit to fit whats happening in the movie. Its normally well balanced with the rest of the audio.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/29/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 84 min. spread over 3 DVDs Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed experiences with NuTechs anime DVDs, so I didnt know what to expect going into this one. Initial Reaction: Its the worst series Ive watched so far. Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: I have yet to see any kind of redeeming factor in this series. Im pretty much dreading this installment but want to see how it ends. Initial Reaction: Its horrible! Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004 by astroknight
Studio: NuTech
Review brief: Running Time: 28 min. Production Date: 2000 Director: Kanazawa Katuma Cast: Animated and featuring the voices of Misty Rain and Tabitha Stevens Initial Expectations: I wasnt too impressed with Blackmail 1, so Im not expecting too much here either. Initial Reaction: Its a few steps down from the first part, which makes it completely worthless. Who Should Watch It : Pedophiles and rapists Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to watch sex that appears enjoyable Audio /Video Quality: The audio and video both appear very good for what the source is like. The animation isnt that developed, think Pokemon, but there isnt any noticeable pixelation or remnants to hold it back further. Music: The music is soft and has a bit of a sad feeling that fits the feature only too well. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a good first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene. The Feature: Yumiko has returned with a few friends.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/8/2003
Reviewed on: 6/21/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Alex Sanders, John West, Tyler Wood, Brett Rockman, Gisselle, Alaura Eden, Trevor Zen, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Devine, Faith Grant, Tyler Durden
Studio: Python
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 115 min. Production Date: 2 / 22 / 2003 Director: Corey Jordan Cast: Alaura Eden, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Devine, Faith Grant, Giselle, Alex Sanders, Brett Rockman, John West, Trevor Zen, and Tyler Durden The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from Anarchy, but Maximum Hard, which had a similar style to the front cover and the same girls was pretty good. Im going into this one with some hope. Initial Reaction: Its the same movie. Somebody should have their nuts cut off with a rusty bolt cutters and have them fed to them for this! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting straightforward boy - girl sex who hasnt already picked up Maximum Hard Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who already bought Maximum Hard The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit of a mixed bag. During the sex, the audio is pretty good. Theres a few background noises during the outdoor scenes and the balance during the interviews was often a bit off.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Chet Williams, William Grail, Buck Ford, Travis Jones, Jim Olsen, Trevor Rand, J.C. Sanders, Gary Sterns
Studio: Spurs
Review brief: A really distasteful piece of crap. One would buy it from the picture of Buck Ford on the cover. Buck is a skinny kid who always leaves his oversized cowboy hat on when he has sex. He first appeared in a film called Country Boy. The title was changed to Country Buddies when the porn industry got too chicken shit to use the word "boy" in a title fearing it would give the impression it featured kids underage. (A number of other titles suffered the same fate.) Anyway, this skinny thing with the big dick would be cute if only he didn't open his mouth. When he does it's to say things like, "Take that, Queer Boy!" I can see myself buying only one more Buck Ford flick, and that would be to see someone fuck Buck. Ideally someone like Chad Hunt or Michael Brandon.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 10/14/2003
Reviewed on: 5/28/2004 by astroknight
Starring: Sasha, Misha
Studio: Anarchy
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. total for sex segments (does not include extras) Production Date: 7 / 14 - 17 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Sasha, Misha, and Dimitri The Short Story Initial Expectations: This entire series has been less than impressive. Im not expecting anything to change here. Initial Reaction: This is one of the few movies which has made my cock talk to me. I hope I quote it right, because Id hate to have it mad at me, but I think it said Wake me when this ones done.. Who Should Watch It : Fans of real twins Who Should Avoid It: Fans of virtual sex features and anybody who wants what the cover advertises The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is fairly well balanced, but there are a few background noises and several areas where you can hear the cameraman or director giving the cast directions. The video is about the same. It has a little grain to it, and the lighting varies as well.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/8/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This film makes one think it is an new film, but it is not. It is a dreary compilation of scenes from BAREBACK RIDERS 1 & 2 and HATS OFF. If you have either of these films, you dont want this DVD. Even if you dont have the films from which these scenes are taken, you probably dont want it either as they havent even chosen the best scenes from these other films. This turkey stands as a testament to the fact that barebacking doesnt automatically make for good sex. One can have bad sex with or without a condom. Heres the proof. I hate it when companies try to rip us off by passing us leftovers.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/19/2004 by Em
Starring: Gina Delvaux, Allison Wyte, Tabitha Blue, Maggie Star, Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Greta West, Leah Stevenson
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: Old Grannies, Young Panties: Volume 2 Highlights: Grannies and Spring Chickens Data: 2003, Heatwave, 90 minutes Models: Tabitha Bleu, Gina Delvaux Dana Hayes, Blue Iris, Maggie Star, Lea Stevenson, Greta West, Allison Wyte Screenshot Special Features Notable Older Damsels: [0/6] None!!! Anal Play: [0/6] 2 episodes: dildo drilling of younger girls. Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6] None (and thank the Lord for that) Footsies: [0/6] None (ditto) Kissing: [0/6] None (ditto) Summary Purchase Recommendation: [0/6] Overall Rating: [0/6] Avoid this video at all costs. Freak show is what it is. One of the worst movies we have ever seen. It is truly horrible. We cannot imagine anything inferior. Honestly. You would have to have some strong fetish to get through this DVD, let alone enjoy it. As if on purpose, the most appalling performers in the whole world wide were picked. Toothless. Tattoed. Fat. Hairy. Dirty.
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