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Zombie Nation (Television X)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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Nova Dubai
Release date: 6/16/2016
Reviewed on: 6/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Bruno D'Ugo, Caetano Gotardo, Daniel Prates, Fernando Maia, Gustavo Vinagre, Herman Barck, Hugo Guimaraes, Marta Vinagre
Studio: NakedSword Film Works (NSFW)
Directed by: Gustavo Vinagre
Review brief: Nova Dubai has been released by NakedSword through their NakedSword Film Works (NSFW) division that was launched in 2016 to exhibit gay independent movies that aren't exactly pornographic yet aren't exactly mainstream. Nova Dubai appears to be a drama done in a pseudo-documentary style with hardcore sex mixed in. What exactly Nova Dubai is attempting to tell the viewer is incomprehensible and the sex scenes are not erotic. Nova Dubai isn't recommended for any viewer. NakedSword Film Works has done a good job with their streaming only release of Nova Dubai on NakedSword. The audio and video are in great shape but there are spelling issues within the subtitles.
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Winter Sports (Vinegar Syndrome)
Release date: 5/4/2017
Reviewed on: 5/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kathy Hilton, Judy Angel, Jill Jameson, Orrin North
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Winter Sports is an early hardcore feature, which is honestly a stretch to really call a feature, that manages to fail at every aspect of being a hardcore feature film. The plot is non-existent, the film itself is more a series of connected loops than attempting to tell a story. The hardcore material is scant in the film and horribly shot. The mood, feel, and settings for the film are poorly done. Basically, Winter Sports is a failure as a film. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming release of Winter Sports on Exploitation.TV with a nice image and decent audio.
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Apocalypse of Vampires
Release date: 4/23/2008
Reviewed on: 5/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Renata Wife, Laura Brent, Tania Califa, Andrea Mortina, Katya Romanov
Studio: Nexxxt Generation
Directed by: Angel Mora
Review brief: Apocalypse of Vampires is the third movie, and final movie, in Ángel Mora's Vampira series. Quite frankly Apocalypse of Vampires is a movie that should never have been made. Yes, this reviewer knows that quite often that is the case with sequels and the like, however, apparently even Ángel Mora couldn't think of a reason that this movie actually should be made. He raided the vaults and used footage from the first two Vampira movies in this one along with some other assorted sex scenes that were shot for other projects. Most of the movie is spent rehashing the plot from Vampira and Vampira 2 - Abiertas hasta el amanecer. The scant amount of footage that was actually shot for this movie is poorly done and clearly inferior to the first two movies. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would want to see this movie. Whether or not Apocalypse of Vampires should have been made or not, Nexxxt Generation has done a nice job with their DVD release of the movie. The video quality is ni
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It's A Gangbang FU
Release date: 6/8/2015
Reviewed on: 3/3/2017 by Flash
Starring: Chris Cock, Bella-Nikole Black, Mena Mason, Meiko Askara, Charlie Big Bare, Adam Christopher
Studio: XXXL Ray Network
Directed by: Adam Christopher, Charlie Big Bare
Review brief: It's a Gangbang Fu! is an amateurish adult movie where the technical deficiencies within the movie render the movie damn near useless. In addition, purposeful digital alteration of the movie will frustrate any viewer that can get past the major issues with the movie. Due to all of the issues that the movie presents, I can't recommend this title for anyone. Tarantino XXX hasn't included any extras for the release.
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Women in Trouble
Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Pia Snow, Kari Foxx, Ric Meyers, Raven Catanzarro, Carol Davies, Heidi Reisner, Mack Donald
Studio: HOM Productions
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick
Review brief: Women in Trouble is the sequel to the absolutely horrendous KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency. Instead of trying to be better than the original catastrophe of an adult bondage film Women in Trouble seems to actually try to be just as bad. Poor bondage scenes, a nonsensical story, and poor production values make this an easy film to completely skip. HOM, Inc. has done an acceptable job with their VOD release of Women in Trouble with acceptable image and audio quality.
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KGA: Kidnapped Girls Agency
Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2016 by Flash
Starring: Crystal Breeze, Pia Snow, Joseph Romero, Linnea Quigley, David Williams, Tuesday Bleu, Ric Meyers, Simone Devon
Studio: London Enterprises
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick
Review brief: KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency is quite frankly, one of the worst adult films I have ever seen. The film seems actually torturous to sit through. The plot is horrible, the acting is bad, the production values are horrific, and the bondage scenes are the slowest and most boring bondage scenes I have ever seen in my life. I can not, and I can't stress this enough, I can not recommend this film for anyone. London Enterprises has done a poor job with their DVD-MOD release of the film with poor video and some audio issues.
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Naked Came the Stranger (VCA)
Release date: 11/26/2001
Reviewed on: 11/6/2016 by Corey Thomas
Starring: Marc Stevens, Mary Stuart, Kevin Andre, Helen Madigan, Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Levi Richards, David Savage, Steve Anthony, Rita Davis, John Buco, Gerald Grant, Christina Hutton, Ronda Fuller, Alfie Holliday, Tom Dane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Putrid release of a classic film
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Duke Fuckem
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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Passion Noir
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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S.I.D.S. Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society
Release date: 4/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/2/2016 by Flash
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Monique DeMoan, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Jon Dough, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Alana Evans, Oliver, Rob Black, Michael Stefano, Monique Byron, Danita
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is a bad porn movie that, in all honesty, should never have been made. The movie tries very hard to be boundary pushing and edgy but in reality is just a mess of incompetence and poor movie making. The sex scenes aren't erotic at all and the little non-sexual footage in the movie is just in poor taste. S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is an easy movie to skip. Extreme Associates didn't put much effort into their release for the movie either although the transfer is acceptable.
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John Holmes Is Supercock
Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/18/2016 by Flash
Starring: John Holmes, George Peters, Nikki Hess, Bea Moore, Nona Potter
Studio: Historic Erotica
Review brief: SuperCock, or High Fashion Models as the film was called when it originally was released, is not by any means a good film. The plot is horrible, the dialog is cringeworthy, the sex scenes are poorly shot, and the acting is bad. To top it all off, Historic Erotica's release of SuperCock is abysmal with a transfer that I would question if it is actually considered watchable that has been dumped on a DVD-R. This is an easy skip even if you are an ardent fan of the film.
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Palm Springs Girls
Release date: 8/26/2001
Reviewed on: 5/15/2016 by Flash
Starring: Gina Carrera, Stacey Wells, Gary West, Candace Taylor, Wendy Blaze
Studio: Classic X
Review brief: Honestly I can think of no reason why anybody should subject themselves to the atrocity that is called Palm Springs Girls. This mid-80s movie was clearly made by people who had no experience in adult movie making and no real plan on how they were going to tie what they shot together. This movie quickly becomes a torturous task to watch. Classic X Collection has done a horrible job with the release of Palm Springs Girls as well with a transfer that fights to be worse than the original production was. Don't waste your money or time on this.
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Texas Dildo Masquerade
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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Kelly the Coed 16
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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110 Volts Of Torture
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/13/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Vanessa Del Rio, C.J. Laing, Leo Lovemore, Michael King, Arlo Benson, Brenda Filbrick, Susan Bond, Dick Taylor
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Shaun Costello, Terry Sullivan
Review brief: 110 Volts of Torture is a relatively poor compilation from Alpha Blue Archives. There are two movies included on the disc, Shaun Costello's Daughters of Discipline, which is missing at least 20 minutes of footage and isn't in great shape and Terry Sullivan's Young Girls in Bondage, which is such a bad film I am not sure how any masters managed to survive. The disc is poorly authored as well. There are three loops included on the disc, all in poor shape and all nasty and vile and hard to watch. I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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Swallowing MILFs
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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Bedroom Sex Feats Revealed 16
Release date: 2/20/2014
Reviewed on: 3/11/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Donna, Frank Major, Neeo, Claudia Rossi, George Reno, Claudia Adams, Cage, Ancsi, Sheila Grant, Ruka Stone
Studio: Erotic Planet
Review brief: This is a deceptive compilation of Swank Digital scenes that doesn't deliver on anything the cover claims from running time to peeping to suburban moms and neighbors down the street. Skip it!
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Booted Bitch
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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Slammin' the White Girls
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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This Isn't My 1st Black Cock
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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Cougar Vs Cock 2
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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Chanel Preston's Secret Lesbian Tendencies
Release date: 6/14/2013
Reviewed on: 7/20/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Cassie Courtland, Marlie Moore, Ryder Skye, Jocalynn George, Tara Lynn Foxx, Nikita Von James, Aries Stone, Chanel Preston
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another blatant and dishonest money grab from D. Lynch Productions. This release contains four of the five scenes originally released in Lesbian Teen Hunter 5, and if one checks around the internet odds are you can find the original release at a lower cost than this dishonest travesty. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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Endless Asses 3
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Devlin Weed, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, Nicole Ray, Jenner, Victoria White, Charlee Monroe
Studio: Big Booty Pictures
Review brief: This is a half-assed compilation that lists Anal Queens on the cover, and then doesn't even include any anal. Add in poor technical aspects with a full frame presentation, and this one should be easy to pass by as well as making you want to skip anything else that comes from Big Booty Pictures.
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Black Dick White Trick (Onyx)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/4/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Julie Night, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Cameron James [I] (female), Boz, Isabel Ice, Junior King, Katja Kassin, Sadie West
Studio: Onyx
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: This is a bargain basement compilation that's mostly just a re-release of Tom Byron's Black Up That White Ass 2. Seek out the original rather than supporting this dud.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/2/2019
Reviewed on: 9/4/2019 by Flash
Starring: James, Elizabeth Lawrence, Sandra Sanchez, Stefan Hard, Diana Gold, Ruka Stone, Kate Jones, Stacey Saran, Jay Snake, Zuzana P.
Studio: Television X
Directed by: Kendo
Review brief: Zombie Nation is a bizarre adult all sex movie that features the living dead having sex with still breathing (although one assumes not capable of smelling) humans. The set work and the make-up and costuming are exceptional however, the sex itself is completely unerotic (unless you fantasize about necrophilia -- having sex with a decaying corpse.). This reviewer finds Zombie Nation to be an easy movie to pass on. The streaming-only edition of Zombie Nation on TVX Hardcore is in poor shape with a non-anamorphic widescreen image that is in low definition.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/16/2016
Reviewed on: 6/27/2017 by Flash
Starring: Bruno D'Ugo, Caetano Gotardo, Daniel Prates, Fernando Maia, Gustavo Vinagre, Herman Barck, Hugo Guimaraes, Marta Vinagre
Studio: NakedSword Film Works (NSFW)
Directed by: Gustavo Vinagre
Review brief: Nova Dubai has been released by NakedSword through their NakedSword Film Works (NSFW) division that was launched in 2016 to exhibit gay independent movies that aren't exactly pornographic yet aren't exactly mainstream. Nova Dubai appears to be a drama done in a pseudo-documentary style with hardcore sex mixed in. What exactly Nova Dubai is attempting to tell the viewer is incomprehensible and the sex scenes are not erotic. Nova Dubai isn't recommended for any viewer. NakedSword Film Works has done a good job with their streaming only release of Nova Dubai on NakedSword. The audio and video are in great shape but there are spelling issues within the subtitles.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/4/2017
Reviewed on: 5/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Kathy Hilton, Judy Angel, Jill Jameson, Orrin North
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Review brief: Winter Sports is an early hardcore feature, which is honestly a stretch to really call a feature, that manages to fail at every aspect of being a hardcore feature film. The plot is non-existent, the film itself is more a series of connected loops than attempting to tell a story. The hardcore material is scant in the film and horribly shot. The mood, feel, and settings for the film are poorly done. Basically, Winter Sports is a failure as a film. Vinegar Syndrome has done a nice job with their streaming release of Winter Sports on Exploitation.TV with a nice image and decent audio.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/23/2008
Reviewed on: 5/2/2017 by Flash
Starring: Renata Wife, Laura Brent, Tania Califa, Andrea Mortina, Katya Romanov
Studio: Nexxxt Generation
Directed by: Angel Mora
Review brief: Apocalypse of Vampires is the third movie, and final movie, in Ángel Mora's Vampira series. Quite frankly Apocalypse of Vampires is a movie that should never have been made. Yes, this reviewer knows that quite often that is the case with sequels and the like, however, apparently even Ángel Mora couldn't think of a reason that this movie actually should be made. He raided the vaults and used footage from the first two Vampira movies in this one along with some other assorted sex scenes that were shot for other projects. Most of the movie is spent rehashing the plot from Vampira and Vampira 2 - Abiertas hasta el amanecer. The scant amount of footage that was actually shot for this movie is poorly done and clearly inferior to the first two movies. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would want to see this movie. Whether or not Apocalypse of Vampires should have been made or not, Nexxxt Generation has done a nice job with their DVD release of the movie. The video quality is ni
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/8/2015
Reviewed on: 3/3/2017 by Flash
Starring: Chris Cock, Bella-Nikole Black, Mena Mason, Meiko Askara, Charlie Big Bare, Adam Christopher
Studio: XXXL Ray Network
Directed by: Adam Christopher, Charlie Big Bare
Review brief: It's a Gangbang Fu! is an amateurish adult movie where the technical deficiencies within the movie render the movie damn near useless. In addition, purposeful digital alteration of the movie will frustrate any viewer that can get past the major issues with the movie. Due to all of the issues that the movie presents, I can't recommend this title for anyone. Tarantino XXX hasn't included any extras for the release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 1/6/2017 by Flash
Starring: Pia Snow, Kari Foxx, Ric Meyers, Raven Catanzarro, Carol Davies, Heidi Reisner, Mack Donald
Studio: HOM Productions
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick
Review brief: Women in Trouble is the sequel to the absolutely horrendous KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency. Instead of trying to be better than the original catastrophe of an adult bondage film Women in Trouble seems to actually try to be just as bad. Poor bondage scenes, a nonsensical story, and poor production values make this an easy film to completely skip. HOM, Inc. has done an acceptable job with their VOD release of Women in Trouble with acceptable image and audio quality.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/1/2006
Reviewed on: 12/21/2016 by Flash
Starring: Crystal Breeze, Pia Snow, Joseph Romero, Linnea Quigley, David Williams, Tuesday Bleu, Ric Meyers, Simone Devon
Studio: London Enterprises
Directed by: Geoffrey Merrick
Review brief: KGA: Kidnapped Girls' Agency is quite frankly, one of the worst adult films I have ever seen. The film seems actually torturous to sit through. The plot is horrible, the acting is bad, the production values are horrific, and the bondage scenes are the slowest and most boring bondage scenes I have ever seen in my life. I can not, and I can't stress this enough, I can not recommend this film for anyone. London Enterprises has done a poor job with their DVD-MOD release of the film with poor video and some audio issues.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/26/2001
Reviewed on: 11/6/2016 by Corey Thomas
Starring: Marc Stevens, Mary Stuart, Kevin Andre, Helen Madigan, Darby Lloyd Rains, Alan Marlow, Levi Richards, David Savage, Steve Anthony, Rita Davis, John Buco, Gerald Grant, Christina Hutton, Ronda Fuller, Alfie Holliday, Tom Dane
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Putrid release of a classic film
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(zero stars)
Release date: 1/11/2012
Reviewed on: 8/31/2016 by Flash
Starring: Ron Jeremy, Scott Lyons, Codi Carmichael, Bella Reese, Chad Diamond, Jamey Janes, Abella Anderson, Stevie Shae, Bobby Cupcakes
Studio: Mike Hunt Inc.
Directed by: Ralph Long
Review brief: No matter what you are looking for, Duke Fuckem is a horrible adult movie. The attempts to emulate the Duke Nukem video game franchise are just horrible. The plot, well there really isn't a plot, and what pieces of one there are aren't even in order which makes the movie nonsensical. The sex scenes are completely ruined by the antics of the movie. The acting? Oh, don't even get into the acting. Duke Fuckem is the bottom of the bottom of adult movies. Avoid this turd at all costs. Mike Hunt Inc. has done a decent job with their release of the movie.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/18/2016
Reviewed on: 8/7/2016 by astroknight
Starring: Nick, Jason, Chrissy, Lexi, Thomas, Karol, Lutro, Vinna
Studio: Sinful XXX
Directed by: Roma Amor
Review brief: This is a heavily artistic release, and although it did show some potential it's quickly limited as only the first 40 minutes of the release play. For this reason you can easily pass this one by.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/28/2002
Reviewed on: 7/2/2016 by Flash
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jake Steed, Monique DeMoan, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Jon Dough, Iroc, Lizzy Borden, Alana Evans, Oliver, Rob Black, Michael Stefano, Monique Byron, Danita
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Review brief: S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is a bad porn movie that, in all honesty, should never have been made. The movie tries very hard to be boundary pushing and edgy but in reality is just a mess of incompetence and poor movie making. The sex scenes aren't erotic at all and the little non-sexual footage in the movie is just in poor taste. S.I.D.S.: Sexually Intrusive Disfunctional Society is an easy movie to skip. Extreme Associates didn't put much effort into their release for the movie either although the transfer is acceptable.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/7/2005
Reviewed on: 5/18/2016 by Flash
Starring: John Holmes, George Peters, Nikki Hess, Bea Moore, Nona Potter
Studio: Historic Erotica
Review brief: SuperCock, or High Fashion Models as the film was called when it originally was released, is not by any means a good film. The plot is horrible, the dialog is cringeworthy, the sex scenes are poorly shot, and the acting is bad. To top it all off, Historic Erotica's release of SuperCock is abysmal with a transfer that I would question if it is actually considered watchable that has been dumped on a DVD-R. This is an easy skip even if you are an ardent fan of the film.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/26/2001
Reviewed on: 5/15/2016 by Flash
Starring: Gina Carrera, Stacey Wells, Gary West, Candace Taylor, Wendy Blaze
Studio: Classic X
Review brief: Honestly I can think of no reason why anybody should subject themselves to the atrocity that is called Palm Springs Girls. This mid-80s movie was clearly made by people who had no experience in adult movie making and no real plan on how they were going to tie what they shot together. This movie quickly becomes a torturous task to watch. Classic X Collection has done a horrible job with the release of Palm Springs Girls as well with a transfer that fights to be worse than the original production was. Don't waste your money or time on this.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/28/2015 by Flash
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Mila, Rod Fontana, Candy Apples, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Jonathan Morgan, Gina Rome, Randy Storm, Sweety Pie
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 12/19/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sergio, Jay Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Haley, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Andrew Riviera, Crystal Ray, Soma, Corina Taylor, Dirty Harry, Haley Paige
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Review brief: Jim Powers actually manages to somehow make an entry that significantly lowers the bar yet again for the Kelly the Coed series, a feat I thought no longer possible. It appears at this point that Powers truly doesn't care and is going through the motions until Heatwave takes away his funding. Heatwave has done a poor job with this release with audio issues and a massive lack of any extras.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/1/2004
Reviewed on: 12/13/2015 by Flash
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Vanessa Del Rio, C.J. Laing, Leo Lovemore, Michael King, Arlo Benson, Brenda Filbrick, Susan Bond, Dick Taylor
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
Directed by: Shaun Costello, Terry Sullivan
Review brief: 110 Volts of Torture is a relatively poor compilation from Alpha Blue Archives. There are two movies included on the disc, Shaun Costello's Daughters of Discipline, which is missing at least 20 minutes of footage and isn't in great shape and Terry Sullivan's Young Girls in Bondage, which is such a bad film I am not sure how any masters managed to survive. The disc is poorly authored as well. There are three loops included on the disc, all in poor shape and all nasty and vile and hard to watch. I can't recommend this release for anyone.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/18/2015
Reviewed on: 8/25/2015 by astroknight
Starring: Will Powers, Marco Banderas, Jack Vegas, Holly Heart, Veronica Avluv, Nikki Daniels, Allison Moore
Studio: POPPORN Productions
Directed by: Rex Holmes
Review brief: Pass this one by. The MILFs are hot and live up to the swallowing the title promises, but the authoring is beyond horrible and makes it almost completely unwatchable. I gave up on trying to watch this release not even forty minutes into the movie after having to restart the movie roughly forty times due to it freezing up. POPPORN's authoring has left some to be desired in the past, but this is beyond ridiculous. Skip it!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 2/20/2014
Reviewed on: 3/11/2014 by astroknight
Starring: Donna, Frank Major, Neeo, Claudia Rossi, George Reno, Claudia Adams, Cage, Ancsi, Sheila Grant, Ruka Stone
Studio: Erotic Planet
Review brief: This is a deceptive compilation of Swank Digital scenes that doesn't deliver on anything the cover claims from running time to peeping to suburban moms and neighbors down the street. Skip it!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/12/2013
Reviewed on: 10/13/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Mistress Emily
Studio: Lakeview Entertainment
Review brief: This is a well done fem-dom release. Mistress Emily does a nice job dominating her slave and fucking his ass from start to finish. The technical aspects are slightly above average, and as usual with fetish releases like this, there was no effort put into the extras. If you're a fan of heavier fetish femdom action, this one's worth checking out.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/28/2013
Reviewed on: 10/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Justin Long, Trista, Holly Sweet, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, J. Strokes, Jordan Nevaeh
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Jon Jon, J. Royal, The Wizard, Ron Ellis
Review brief: Once again Juicy Entertainment and their D. Lynch Productions line shows that they're not a douchebag of a studio, but instead they're more of a colostomy bag. The scenes here are all very average, but as usual the DVD is presented as if it's a new release rather than a compilation. Avoid this release as well as anything else with a D. Lynch Productions label on it.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/17/2013
Reviewed on: 9/14/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Byron Long, Aurora Snow, Broc Adams, Dana DeArmond, Jon Jon, Jessica Woods, Katie Kox
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Michael Raw, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Juicy Entertainment. Pass this one just as you would a bad fish taco smothered in refried beans.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/14/2013
Reviewed on: 9/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Barry Scott, Holly West, Lisa DeMarco, Dylan Riley, Lexi Ward
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer
Review brief: This is a deliberately deceptive compilation right down to listing ALL BRAND NEW SCENES on the front cover despite the scenes being previously released by Sudden Impact. The only reason you should slow down for this one is if it gives you a chance to kick the people behind D. Lynch Productions in the crotch with a pointed shoe.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 6/14/2013
Reviewed on: 7/20/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Cassie Courtland, Marlie Moore, Ryder Skye, Jocalynn George, Tara Lynn Foxx, Nikita Von James, Aries Stone, Chanel Preston
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
Directed by: Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another blatant and dishonest money grab from D. Lynch Productions. This release contains four of the five scenes originally released in Lesbian Teen Hunter 5, and if one checks around the internet odds are you can find the original release at a lower cost than this dishonest travesty. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/6/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Devlin Weed, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Ice La Fox, Delilah Strong, Nicole Ray, Jenner, Victoria White, Charlee Monroe
Studio: Big Booty Pictures
Review brief: This is a half-assed compilation that lists Anal Queens on the cover, and then doesn't even include any anal. Add in poor technical aspects with a full frame presentation, and this one should be easy to pass by as well as making you want to skip anything else that comes from Big Booty Pictures.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/30/2013
Reviewed on: 7/4/2013 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, John E. Depth, Julie Night, Ana Nova, Ariana Jollee, Cameron James [I] (female), Boz, Isabel Ice, Junior King, Katja Kassin, Sadie West
Studio: Onyx
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: This is a bargain basement compilation that's mostly just a re-release of Tom Byron's Black Up That White Ass 2. Seek out the original rather than supporting this dud.
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