To Bi For Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  3/25/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 72 min.

Production Date: 10 / 1995

Director: Crystal Crawford

Cast: Nici Sterling, Sharon Kane, Eden, Bryse, Alec Powers, Blade Thompson, Bo Summers, Chris Yeager, Vic Hall, and Crystal Crawford

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Every now and then I get in the mood for a bi movie. Nici Sterling caught my eye here, but I just can’t get my hopes up too high.

Initial Reaction: It sucks. It sucks bad.

Who Should Watch It : Convicted felons

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks of picking it up

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio has a hiss to it, is hollow, and the balance leaves a bit to be desired. The video is slightly pixelated, has an odd tint to it, and also has a few shadows.

Music: The music is very typical for a mid-nineties porno music. It’s very cheesy and way too loud.

Menus: The menus are very basic. The main menu has a little animation that works around the movie cover. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip for each scene. Neither are that impressive.

The Feature

To Bi For works around a simple premise, an interview with Nici Sterling. It’s very early in Nici’s career, and she talks about a few things in between scenes. For some reason, the scenes rarely have anything to do with what she talks about.

Scene 1 - Nici Sterling and Bo Summers

Nici and Bo start things out on a bed. They kiss passionately and grope each other while stripping down before Bo goes to work on Nici’s pussy. He works his mouth between her tits and twat and then lets Nici roll him over so she can suck his cock. Nici strips off her panties so they can sixty nine before sliding down to ride him cowgirl style. She also lets Bo take her doggie style and spoon her. Finally, Nici lets Bo fuck her missionary style and pop on her tits.

This is a pretty good scene. It’s fairly simple and the camera work leaves plenty to be desired, but Nici and Bo have great chemistry. They also put in plenty of energy and seem like they kick it up a notch to try to get each other off better. Sadly, the camera work feels very basic and holds the scene back because of it. This is by far the best scene in the entire movie.

Scene 2 - Vic Hall and Chris Yeager

After hosing down his sidewalk, Vic gives himself a quite shower with the hose. Chris watches him from inside the house, and can’t resist stroking himself. He finally comes out stroking himself and lets Vic spray him down as they play with the water and each other. After plenty of play, Vic finally pulls Chris down to suck his cock. They move to a lawn chair where Chris continues to blow Vic before moving up so that Vic can suck his cock. Finally, the scene fades out with neither guy blowing their load.

This scene has a lot of potential, yet does next to nothing with it. The guys have great chemistry, and the playful start to the scene really works well. Unfortunately, with no sex and no pop shot it feels like it’s only half of a scene. If this scene could have continued like this it would have been a really great scene, but instead it ends up as a dud.

Scene 3 - Sharon Kane, Crystal Crawford, and Alec Powers

Sharon, an okay looking brunette, she-male Crystal, and Alec, a good looking brunette guy, start things out rolling around in bed together. Alec quickly gets a double knob gobbling with a little nipple biting from Crystal and Sharon before Sharon moves down to suck Crystal’s cock. They work the oral love so that everybody gets a little taste of everybody with the exception of Crystal eating Sharon before things cut to Sharon riding Alec cowgirl style. They keep it going missionary style until Alec finally pops on Sharon’s bush.

This scene starts off pretty good, but then drops to the point that it doesn’t even make it to the average mark. There’s some decent chemistry, but once again the scene feels like it has much more to go. Sharon doesn’t look like she’s close to done when the scene fades out, and Crystal seems nearly forgotten. The camera work also sucks here, as does the editing. This is another disappointing scene that makes you glad you have a remote control.

Scene 4 - Eden, Bo Summers, Bryse, and Alec Powers

Eden starts things off sucking Bo’s boner while the other two guys play around the rest of her. They all make the oral rounds before Bo starts fucking Eden from behind. Bryse picks Eden up and rolls her over so he can fuck her bald beaver missionary style as she sucks Bo and lets Alec suck her tits. Alec pops on Eden’s tits, followed by Bo on her bald bush. Finally, Bryse fucks her a bit more and then pops on her bald beaver as well.

This is another okay at best scene. Eden seems to have good chemistry with Bo and Bryse, but I really have no clue why Alec was there. I’m not sure if he was there for moral support or if he was the porno inspector there to make sure that nobody overextends themself, but he barely did anything throughout the scene. The camera work was also dismal, and left me wondering who was fucking Eden for most of the scene. This scene leaves plenty to be desired and makes the remote control seem like the best invention since the wheel.

Scene 5 - Crystal Crawford and Blade Thompson

Crystal starts things out sucking Blade as he lays back on the arm of a chair. Blade moans and watches Crystal a little as he gets his cock sucked and stroked. Finally, Blade tries stroking himself onto Crystal’s face, but he doesn’t manage to get enough out to do more than two drops on his stomach.

This is perhaps the lamest scene in the movie. It’s fairly short and there isn’t too much for chemistry. The camera work also sucks, and the pop at the end would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. This scene doesn’t come close to ending the movie on a high note.

To Bi For is the kind of movie which would be best coming with a spoon. No, I’m not thinking that you should try a little cum eating or have a hot fudge sundae while watching it. It’s there to pluck your eyes out. The opening scene is the high point of the movie, and from there it’s all down hill. The saddest thing about this is that several of the scenes do have potential. There’s nice chemistry and heat in the scenes, and then the scenes either do nothing with it or cut things off leaving you feeling like there’s plenty more there but you just don’t get to see it. There also isn’t a real fully bisexual scene in the entire movie! The closest it comes is Sharon Kane’s scene with a bisexual guy Alec Powers and she-male Crystal Crawford, but even there I have a hard time counting it since Crystal never gets in on the action for anything more than a little oral action. This pisses me off all the more because the movie was put forward as being a bisexual movie with Nici Sterling. Nici can be a very nasty girl, so I had very high hopes for her in a bisexual scene. Instead, she only has one scene with one guy and a chopped up interview that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie! I don’t think she even talked about wanting to be in a bisexual scene, but I could be wrong since so much of her interview was extremely hard to make out. To Bi For is the type of movie that gives bisexual movies a bad name.

The Extra Stuff

Website information and a gay movie listing.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, gay, oral, group, and she-males

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Sharon, Crystal Crawford, and Alec Powers; Eden, Alec Powers, Bo Summers, and Bryse

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Pleasure’s bisexual DVDs can be found online for between about $12 and $35 with stores offering them anywhere in between. If you want to pay that kind of money for this DVD, please check yourself into rehab immediately. Virtually everything about it sucks, and I can’t even justify watching it if somebody else pays to rent it. This is a horrible movie and a horrible DVD.

Note to Pleasure Productions: If this is the type of bisexual movie you’re going to put out, please stop putting them out.

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