Scale Bustin Babes 10 Review

Studio: Rodnievision
Director: Rodney Moore
Year: 2001

Feature Time: 1:18:35

Extras: None

Starring:
Chantelle
Amber
Veronica
Monica Blewinsky
Stephanie Kane

Themes: Large Women, Masturbation, Lesbian

This video, from pro-am cameraman and splooge artist extraordinaire Rodney Moore, promises action with some larger women. I like women of all shapes and sizes, and do not mind the occasional overweight performer as long as she is into the scene and the sex is good. I am not one of those porn fans who will make fun of girls for their weight and only buy DVD's with the hottest young nubile hardbodies. So, being a fan of both big beautiful "plumpers" and of Rodney Moore's directing style, I thought this one would be worth a watch.

Scene 1: Chantelle

Chantelle is a thick and cute blonde who would be quite attractive if she didn't have several giant tattoos marring her otherwise milky body. We meet her out on a street, where she runs away from Rodney and his camera (who wouldn't?). But, Rodney is apparently convincing (or rich), because she's back at his place teasing us in front of the same couch from 1986 he uses in virtually all his movies.

This scene started off well. Chantelle is my kind of woman; blonde, voluptuous, and sexy. Unfortunately the scene has zero energy. Chantelle has a great set of natural boobies, which we get to see as she strips and sits on the couch. Time for Rodney's dick to come out and blast this girl a monster facial, right?

Wrong. All Chantelle does in this scene is writhe on the couch naked and pretend to masturbate. I guess we get some good shots of her pussy as she robotically penetrates herself with a vibrator. I really wanted to see this girl in harder-core action, so the scene was incredibly disappointing.

Scene 2: Stephanie Kane and Rodney Moore

This is the only time we see Rodney in the whole movie. He is paired with the most, shall we say, in shape lady of the film, Stephanie Kane. Stephanie is a mature woman with long curly reddish-brown hair. She is dressed in a nice-looking black bustier which accentuates her large breasts.

Rodney beats off as she strips and teases him in a bedroom. She gives him some uninspired head (sometimes Rodney likes girls to get very sloppy when giving blowjobs, but not here) before accepting a lengthy oral session herself.

Easily, this average POV blowjob was the highlight of the film. Stephanie looks pretty good as she bobs up and down on Rodney's knob. Soon, Rodney is penetrating her vaginally in missionary and doggy-style. Stephanie looks pretty sexy getting banged on all fours. Actual vaginal is somewhat of a rarity in Rodney's films (anal is even rarer), as they tend to be primarily oral-themed.

This being Rodney Moore, Stephanie takes a massive facial blast at the end of the scene. Of interest to some is the fact that she really didn't seem to like it. She has her hand on her forehead and a pained expression when she takes the facial. Her mouth and eyes are clenched so tightly not even a single sperm could pass. So, I guess Stephanie is what you would call a "cum-dodger," which is very inappropriate in a Rodney Moore scene, where excellent facial blasts are expected.

Scene 3: Monica Blewinsky

Monica Blewinsky looks nothing like her namesake, the famous White House intern Monica Lewinsky. She is older, heavier, and significantly less attractive. I never thought anyone could make Bill Clinton's favorite intern look super-hot, but this lady does.

She strips off her clothes, revealing a large, pear-shaped, flabby frame. If you are into large women with pendulous breasts and lots of cellulite who have to be pushing 50 years of age, you will probably like Monica Blewinsky. She phones in this eminently forgettable scene where she frigs herself with a large dildo. Of minimal interest is the fact she takes a pencil-sized buttplug in the ass briefly for the world's lamest DP. Fast forward time, folks, like most of this movie. If Monica would have had some actual sex, that would have improved this train wreck of a scene, but not much.

Scene 4: Veronica + Amber

I didn't think porn could get much worse than the previous scene. Boy, was I wrong. In this vignette, which Rodney sensitively titles "Two Tons of Nurse," we meet two incredibly large women, Veronica and Amber. Which is which? Who cares. One is a mature, hispanic lady, very obese, who is coupled with an even larger, younger brunette, dressed as a nurse.

These two very, very large ladies sleepwalk through the worst lesbian scene this reviewer has ever seen. They both look extremely bored as they rub on each other. Yeah, no kissing, no oral sex, no heat at all. The younger one briefly fingers the older, hispanic one as she lays on the couch. Eventually, the younger one strips, revealing a huge body which the other lady rubs unenthusiastically.

In this Lesbian scene, there was zero heat. They did nothing. I kept expecting some kissing, toys, oral sex, fingering, passion, -something- to alert the viewer that these two are actually having Lesbian sex and enjoying it. Nothing here, though. This scene actually makes Monica Blewinsky's one look strokable. Truly, truly horrible.

I hate to say it, but this was an unbelievably bad release from Rodney. The main problem is not the looks of the girls (you pretty much know what you are getting if you buy something called "Scale Bustin' Babes") but rather the extremely wooden performances and the lack of anything approaching hot sex in the film. The second scene with Stephanie was by far the best, but she was clearly not into it, and her displeasure at receiving a facial was laughable in a Rodney Moore release.

The other scenes were unwatchable at best. If you want to see large, beautiful women, this is not the DVD. The whole time, I wanted these girls to do something, anything, to let me know this was pornography. I mean, suck a dick, eat pussy, get fucked, talk dirty, do something to turn me on! There is simply no action, no heat, nothing whatsoever going here.

I cannot imagine what kind of porn fan would find this atrocity watchable. Fans of Rodney Moore will want to demand their money back; we only see him briefly, and he is paired with a girl who obviously doesn't like the facial. Please, for the love of all in porn that does not suck, buy one of his "Goo Girls" or "I Swallow" DVD's instead.

Fans of larger women will also be very disappointed. The girls, for the most part, are older and not that attractive, and they deliver crappy performances. Even people who really like plumpers or "BBWs" will hate this film because the girls (except Stephanie) don't actually have sex, they just rub themselves on a couch while pretending to masturbate. Also, the film is very short, and lacks any extras on the DVD.

I would avoid this title like the plague.