Patpung Angels Review

A pair of sex tourists appear to visit Bangkok -- or someplace that harbors a supply of young Thai girls easily swayed to blow strange American men on camera, as all we ever really see is an apparent cheap hotel bed backdrop -- and film their encounters. I'll take their word for it. And I thank them for giving me a brand new appreciation for Ed Powers, whose efforts look like DW Griffith compared to these fellas (whom we never really see much of, except their cocks, which are bigger than Ed's, at least).

I've often been curious about the carnal wonders of Thailand, having heard many tales of wild sexploits and willing young girls. Almost nothing in this video backs those claims. Of the five cute and tiny girls featured, only one seems to have a pulse -- Jen, who gives tongue-flicking blowjobs and lets the Yankee imperialists give her a medium-strength facefucking, not full-throttle Brandon Irons-style, but energetic enough for what is a strictly amateur show. The problems here are non-existent camera skills combined with girls who have no concept of performing for a camera (or revealing much enthusiasm for sex, though eventually there are some sighs of pleasure). Even for an amateur "exotic pussy adventure"-type format, which often trades production standards for raw spontaneity, accidents and all, there's not much heat or personality here. I'm sure the filmmakers got their rocks off (indeed, there are facials to prove it), but I have a difficult time imagining any viewers who will. The shame of it is, the one girl who shows some zeal they don't even fuck.