Adult DVD Talk reviewers have reviewed 44 porn movies from Arena rating these videos the highest.
Reviews of Arena Movies (44)
Gypsies review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Brazilian guys in costume. No real lookers. The sex is of no interest. The soundtrack execrable. [read the full review]
review from 7/10/2008:
Brazilian guys in costume. No real lookers. The sex is of no interest. The soundtrack execrable. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leo, Andrey, James Matarazo, Pablo Montero, Alan Marcelo, Gabriel Lemos, Jeon Paul Albertony
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Cristian Ferrero
Release date: 10/25/2007
Alien Encounters review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This Brazilian hardcore sci-fi begins with a group of guys checking in to a resort and heading off to their cabins. They encounter aliens who transform themselves into members of the group in order to have sex. The plot is a bit muddled, but here are some attractive young studs and it was a clever idea. [read the full review]
review from 11/7/2007:
This Brazilian hardcore sci-fi begins with a group of guys checking in to a resort and heading off to their cabins. They encounter aliens who transform themselves into members of the group in order to have sex. The plot is a bit muddled, but here are some attractive young studs and it was a clever idea. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael, Mario, Marc Spitz, Domeniko, Justin Beeker, Dwayd, Toho
Studio: Arena
Release date: 8/22/2007
Sexual Tourist, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
A young student from Thailand tours northern Germany and engages in five enjoyable sexual encounters with the natives. Great oral sex from an attractive cast. [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2007:
A young student from Thailand tours northern Germany and engages in five enjoyable sexual encounters with the natives. Great oral sex from an attractive cast. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandre Senna, Adriano, Thiago, Alex Junior, Caio de Castro, Caio, Poax Lenehan, Jhonathan
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Cristian Ferrero
Release date: 7/13/2007
Miners, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This Brazilian film has tacky sets but some some attractive guys. The mine is made of crumpled paper. The sex is non-reciprocal: tops are tops and bottoms are bottoms. He who sucks gets fucked. Still it's slightly better than average. [read the full review]
review from 7/12/2007:
This Brazilian film has tacky sets but some some attractive guys. The mine is made of crumpled paper. The sex is non-reciprocal: tops are tops and bottoms are bottoms. He who sucks gets fucked. Still it's slightly better than average. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mark, Nick, Daniel, Martin, Sven, Justin Beeker, Alex Belour, Dawyd, Florenz, Gianis Adonis, Jack Horny
Studio: Arena
Release date: 4/12/2007
Easy Numbers review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Six scenes of young Germans--many of whom have shaved crotches--sucking and fucking. The performers are attractive and only one scene disappoints. Yet five out of six is not bad. [read the full review]
review from 11/6/2007:
Six scenes of young Germans--many of whom have shaved crotches--sucking and fucking. The performers are attractive and only one scene disappoints. Yet five out of six is not bad. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandre Senna, Andre Santos, Matheus Axell, Marcello Caettanno, Miguel Arcanjo, Victor Manzine
Studio: Arena
Release date: 4/5/2007
Barbarians, The review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Humpy Brazilian guys in and out of costumes getting it on in lush tropical surroundings make this one a treat for the eye as well as for the dick. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2007:
Humpy Brazilian guys in and out of costumes getting it on in lush tropical surroundings make this one a treat for the eye as well as for the dick. [read the full review]
Go Deep review summaries:
sydguy's
A routine 4 x 2 suck-and-fuck flick from veteran director Michael Zen. The film looks great but the sex doesn't match up, with a lack of chemistry in two scenes and weak cum shots throughout. [read the full review]
review from 4/28/2007:
A routine 4 x 2 suck-and-fuck flick from veteran director Michael Zen. The film looks great but the sex doesn't match up, with a lack of chemistry in two scenes and weak cum shots throughout. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Justin Wells, Nick Capra, Brett Matthews, Marcos Pirelli, Kris Anthony, Scott Wilder, Adrian Troy, Mark Galifiore
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Michael Zen
Release date: 10/4/2006
Booty Thief review summaries:
wizzerbud's
Michael Zens Booty Thief from Arena features four scenes during the ninety-minute film Taking place in Palm Springs, it opens with five minutes of footage that appears to be their photo shoots with captions giving information about the models. This would seem to be more appropriate for the extras section instead of the preliminary portion of the film. After the photo shoot and accompanying captions, the credit start rolling and we see Nick Capra as a burglar entering a dark room to work a little bit of his trade. He stumbles upon a sleeping Justin Wells. Nick allows Justin to turn on the light and Justin recognizes him as the West Hollywood burglar. Nick tells him he ventured over to Palm Springs for a party to hit. Justin offers to pay him for sex, but Nick lets him know that he is straight with a girlfriend and he is interested in booty as in loot/cash/goods. Justin proceeds to share stories with Nick of Palm Springs parties and events. In the first story, Justin tells him about some producers having a bet as to who could seduce the gardener. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2006:
Michael Zens Booty Thief from Arena features four scenes during the ninety-minute film Taking place in Palm Springs, it opens with five minutes of footage that appears to be their photo shoots with captions giving information about the models. This would seem to be more appropriate for the extras section instead of the preliminary portion of the film. After the photo shoot and accompanying captions, the credit start rolling and we see Nick Capra as a burglar entering a dark room to work a little bit of his trade. He stumbles upon a sleeping Justin Wells. Nick allows Justin to turn on the light and Justin recognizes him as the West Hollywood burglar. Nick tells him he ventured over to Palm Springs for a party to hit. Justin offers to pay him for sex, but Nick lets him know that he is straight with a girlfriend and he is interested in booty as in loot/cash/goods. Justin proceeds to share stories with Nick of Palm Springs parties and events. In the first story, Justin tells him about some producers having a bet as to who could seduce the gardener. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Felix, Thiago Pavanello, Andre Dumont, Junior Carioca, Kauan, Leo Passos, Victor Manzini, Allan Willian
Studio: Arena
Directed by: John Doll
Release date: 10/4/2006
Ride 'em Cowboy (South American Pictures / Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Cowboys have long been one of the great gay fantasies, but Brokeback Mountain appears to have added a mountain of fuel to that fantasy. There are now more Bareback Mountains and films with performers pretending to be brothers of Jake and Enos than you can shake a prick at. Now it appears even the Brazilians have gotten into the act. RIDE EM COWBOY begins with four of these South American cowboys engaged in a long conversation. As my long viewing of Brazilian films have taught me the words for suck my cock and fuck me (all the Portuguese one probably needs for a trip to Rio) I havent a clue what they are talking aboutmaybe cows or sheep as they seem to have plenty of both around. (If they are going in for lengthy conversations we should have subtitles.) After a while two of the guysa chunky mature unattractive guy and a younger one in a ridiculous pair of frayed chapssaunter off, leaving the other two (who are quite cute) behind. As soon as the others have departed this remaining duo start a-kissin. Shirts come off to reveal smooth hairless torsos. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2006:
Cowboys have long been one of the great gay fantasies, but Brokeback Mountain appears to have added a mountain of fuel to that fantasy. There are now more Bareback Mountains and films with performers pretending to be brothers of Jake and Enos than you can shake a prick at. Now it appears even the Brazilians have gotten into the act. RIDE EM COWBOY begins with four of these South American cowboys engaged in a long conversation. As my long viewing of Brazilian films have taught me the words for suck my cock and fuck me (all the Portuguese one probably needs for a trip to Rio) I havent a clue what they are talking aboutmaybe cows or sheep as they seem to have plenty of both around. (If they are going in for lengthy conversations we should have subtitles.) After a while two of the guysa chunky mature unattractive guy and a younger one in a ridiculous pair of frayed chapssaunter off, leaving the other two (who are quite cute) behind. As soon as the others have departed this remaining duo start a-kissin. Shirts come off to reveal smooth hairless torsos. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Matt Berry, Bruno Barron, Sebastian Dupres, David Ridder, Tommy Holl, Steve Lefay, Samy D Angelo, Marc Torres, Tais Morgan, Olivier Kilmer
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Stephane Berry
Release date: 9/18/2006
Meet Me at the Casbah review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
If you think this one contains hot Arabs, youll be greatly disappointed. If you are content with hot French guys then you probably won't be. The title therefore is very misleading. Indeed I greatly doubt that any of the scenes took place in North Africa at all. Only the first aborted scene takes place outdoors in a sandy setting with the sound of wind. All others take place indoors. This first scene (which is a threesome on a blanket) is abruptly terminated and we cut to three other guys making out on a bed. I dont know if anyone in the first scene ejaculated as I looked away for a second and suddenly there were three different guys on a bed. It's one of the films more interesting scenes though as one of these three gets double-fucked. They all cum. There is actually a bit a setup for scene three. We find four guys having the traditional Moroccan mint tea and conversitn in French before they pair off to suck and fuck. For one brief moment one of the pairs makes it a threesome, but then its right back to pairing. For scene four the setting is an indoor pool. [read the full review]
review from 12/23/2006:
If you think this one contains hot Arabs, youll be greatly disappointed. If you are content with hot French guys then you probably won't be. The title therefore is very misleading. Indeed I greatly doubt that any of the scenes took place in North Africa at all. Only the first aborted scene takes place outdoors in a sandy setting with the sound of wind. All others take place indoors. This first scene (which is a threesome on a blanket) is abruptly terminated and we cut to three other guys making out on a bed. I dont know if anyone in the first scene ejaculated as I looked away for a second and suddenly there were three different guys on a bed. It's one of the films more interesting scenes though as one of these three gets double-fucked. They all cum. There is actually a bit a setup for scene three. We find four guys having the traditional Moroccan mint tea and conversitn in French before they pair off to suck and fuck. For one brief moment one of the pairs makes it a threesome, but then its right back to pairing. For scene four the setting is an indoor pool. [read the full review]
EZ2 Please review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Well, Ive heard of drinking champagne out of a slipper, but I never before heard ofmuch less sawanyone drink champagne out of an asshole. Yet thats what happens here in the very first scene. We find the two champagne drinkers in bed, the champagne cooling in a bucket of ice, and the champagne flutes standing by. These two fun-loving young performers flesh flutes are also soon standing by. One performer has very long very curly hair; the other has a round face with a splotch of hair the size of a thumbprint where a dimple would be under his lower lip. Both are quite cute. Kissing naturally leads to cocksucking, and cocksucking leads not so naturally to using an upturned ass as a repository for champagne. Its the longhaired pups kooky ideaand I love it. These two are having a great time and their merriment is infectious. The longhaired twink is a squirmy avaricious bottom. Hes having such fun getting fucked that Im truly surprised when he decides to top and let his buddy experience a little prostate pounding. We expect Twinkies to be full of cream and these two fit the name. [read the full review]
review from 1/22/2007:
Well, Ive heard of drinking champagne out of a slipper, but I never before heard ofmuch less sawanyone drink champagne out of an asshole. Yet thats what happens here in the very first scene. We find the two champagne drinkers in bed, the champagne cooling in a bucket of ice, and the champagne flutes standing by. These two fun-loving young performers flesh flutes are also soon standing by. One performer has very long very curly hair; the other has a round face with a splotch of hair the size of a thumbprint where a dimple would be under his lower lip. Both are quite cute. Kissing naturally leads to cocksucking, and cocksucking leads not so naturally to using an upturned ass as a repository for champagne. Its the longhaired pups kooky ideaand I love it. These two are having a great time and their merriment is infectious. The longhaired twink is a squirmy avaricious bottom. Hes having such fun getting fucked that Im truly surprised when he decides to top and let his buddy experience a little prostate pounding. We expect Twinkies to be full of cream and these two fit the name. [read the full review]
Men Of the Middle East review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
At a time when too many people think of Arabs only as terrorists, its nice to be reminded that there are Arabs who would rather make love than war. Of course this film consisting of 14 solos features guys only making love to themselves. Still this is a step in the right direction. I assume the location is Morocco as the boyswhen we do hear them speakare accompanied by French subtitles. Its the usual Im coming or in one case I cant hold back. Each viewer will have his favorites. Mine were Mohsen jacking off into the sea, young Amir (cute as a sand flea) whacking off onto the sand, and Ridhabecause a shaved crotch always turns me on. Truthfully the film becomes tedious and viewers will not be able to resist grabbing the remote and speeding things up. Even watching fourteen attractive guys beating off gets mighty boring without proper editing and super photography. Neither of which are in evidence here. So far only Cadinot has done justice to Arab performers. Lets hope Casbah productions who helmed this little opus is about to change all that. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2006:
At a time when too many people think of Arabs only as terrorists, its nice to be reminded that there are Arabs who would rather make love than war. Of course this film consisting of 14 solos features guys only making love to themselves. Still this is a step in the right direction. I assume the location is Morocco as the boyswhen we do hear them speakare accompanied by French subtitles. Its the usual Im coming or in one case I cant hold back. Each viewer will have his favorites. Mine were Mohsen jacking off into the sea, young Amir (cute as a sand flea) whacking off onto the sand, and Ridhabecause a shaved crotch always turns me on. Truthfully the film becomes tedious and viewers will not be able to resist grabbing the remote and speeding things up. Even watching fourteen attractive guys beating off gets mighty boring without proper editing and super photography. Neither of which are in evidence here. So far only Cadinot has done justice to Arab performers. Lets hope Casbah productions who helmed this little opus is about to change all that. [read the full review]
Lessons In Lust (Arena Entertainment) review summaries:
wizzerbud's
Lessons in Lust from South American Pictures is not totally typical of other videos from this studio in that it lasts over 2 hours including the bonus scene. On the other hand, much like the other ones, the models speak non-English speaking either Spanish or Portuguese. They also seem inexperienced so if you like that amateur feel, you might like this. The video takes place apparently on the property of some large home so the 5 scenes sort of take place around the house. The film opens with two in a yard talking. One of the guys is more of your jock-looking guy and is shirtless. The other is more of your twink variety and he is pantless. The twink is sitting on a chair and the jock comes over to start stroking his big dick. This doesnt go on for long before the twink is pulling out the jocks dick and sucking it. Both of the guys are fairly good looking and the jock also has a good-sized cock. In between the sucking they stop to kiss a couple of times. The jock is nice to watch with his muscled pecs and trim waist. The twink keeps his shirt on for a while. [read the full review]
review from 7/18/2006:
Lessons in Lust from South American Pictures is not totally typical of other videos from this studio in that it lasts over 2 hours including the bonus scene. On the other hand, much like the other ones, the models speak non-English speaking either Spanish or Portuguese. They also seem inexperienced so if you like that amateur feel, you might like this. The video takes place apparently on the property of some large home so the 5 scenes sort of take place around the house. The film opens with two in a yard talking. One of the guys is more of your jock-looking guy and is shirtless. The other is more of your twink variety and he is pantless. The twink is sitting on a chair and the jock comes over to start stroking his big dick. This doesnt go on for long before the twink is pulling out the jocks dick and sucking it. Both of the guys are fairly good looking and the jock also has a good-sized cock. In between the sucking they stop to kiss a couple of times. The jock is nice to watch with his muscled pecs and trim waist. The twink keeps his shirt on for a while. [read the full review]
(2.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ben Damon, Moreno, Matthew, Brady Martin, Trevor Knight, Nick Capra, Corbin Michaels, Brett Matthews, Eric Hung, Juan Casannova
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Gino Colbert
Release date: 1/26/2006
Four Score review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This film contains the shortest jackoff, the shortest blowjob, and the shortest fuck in the history of man or fruit fly. As the title suggests, it contains four separate and totally unrelated scenes. The scenes are also totally unrelated when it comes to quality. THE ASIAN SEX MACHINE. Eric Hung, an attractive Asian, spreads a towel on the living room floor; drops his drawers, and does three or four pushups. We next see him turning on the tap, taking a shower, and stroking his nice dick. Later on the bed, he strokes that dick and sticks a finger up his hairy ass. At 5 minutes and 24 seconds into the film Eric shoots his load. (The jackoff was less than two minutes. Now it gets rather embarrassing to watch someone pulling on their pud in until you fear they are removing skin, but rabbits cum slower than this.) Ethan heads off to an art gallery featuring atrocious examples of homoerotic art. There he meets Juan Casannova. They go back to Erics where they get it on. Wow! says Juan when he first sees Erics cock. [read the full review]
review from 8/18/2006:
This film contains the shortest jackoff, the shortest blowjob, and the shortest fuck in the history of man or fruit fly. As the title suggests, it contains four separate and totally unrelated scenes. The scenes are also totally unrelated when it comes to quality. THE ASIAN SEX MACHINE. Eric Hung, an attractive Asian, spreads a towel on the living room floor; drops his drawers, and does three or four pushups. We next see him turning on the tap, taking a shower, and stroking his nice dick. Later on the bed, he strokes that dick and sticks a finger up his hairy ass. At 5 minutes and 24 seconds into the film Eric shoots his load. (The jackoff was less than two minutes. Now it gets rather embarrassing to watch someone pulling on their pud in until you fear they are removing skin, but rabbits cum slower than this.) Ethan heads off to an art gallery featuring atrocious examples of homoerotic art. There he meets Juan Casannova. They go back to Erics where they get it on. Wow! says Juan when he first sees Erics cock. [read the full review]
wizzerbud's
Gino Colbert has done an interesting job in putting together this video, Four Score. You wont find the hottest and most well known models out there, but you will find models with one thing in common---huge dicks. There is no weinee in the bunch. The video is divided into four different stories, each with its own title. It doesnt exactly follow the lines of most videos. Each scene is entirely different from the others. . The video features an Asian guy named Eric Hung as the Asian Sex Machine. Ironically, Eric is not shown on the front cover. The first scene shows Eric coming out in a tee shirt and briefs to do some push-ups. In between doing the push-ups, he takes off the shirt, and takes off the briefs and goes back to the push-ups each time. He moves to the shower where you can see his tight muscular body and this huge hardon--huge as in length and girth. This has got to be the biggest dick I have seen on an Asian guy. He strokes himself for a bit and then moves to the bedroom for a quick jack off and cum shot. [read the full review]
review from 2/20/2006:
Gino Colbert has done an interesting job in putting together this video, Four Score. You wont find the hottest and most well known models out there, but you will find models with one thing in common---huge dicks. There is no weinee in the bunch. The video is divided into four different stories, each with its own title. It doesnt exactly follow the lines of most videos. Each scene is entirely different from the others. . The video features an Asian guy named Eric Hung as the Asian Sex Machine. Ironically, Eric is not shown on the front cover. The first scene shows Eric coming out in a tee shirt and briefs to do some push-ups. In between doing the push-ups, he takes off the shirt, and takes off the briefs and goes back to the push-ups each time. He moves to the shower where you can see his tight muscular body and this huge hardon--huge as in length and girth. This has got to be the biggest dick I have seen on an Asian guy. He strokes himself for a bit and then moves to the bedroom for a quick jack off and cum shot. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leo, Ariel, Dami Hoffman, Renato Furacao, Marcelo Veloso
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Cristian Ferrero
Release date: 8/16/2005
SuperBoys in the Fast Lane review summaries:
Netguy's
Superboys in the Fast Lane features a cast of spanish and latino guys, with just pretty standard sex, and just a series of segments. It opens with a pretty cute Spanish guy, on the cover, dressed in a tux waiting for someone or something. Just as he begins to get impatient a black man arrives with a bunch of envelopes. The dialogue between them is in Spanish so Im not sure what it was all about. But who cares, the black guy drops to his knees and unleashes the cute ones big, uncut cock and begins to suck it. Its a big meaty cock that is just begging to be sucked. The black guy continues to suck him and then pushes him back on the couch and kisses and caresses his chest and nipple, working his way up to a passionate kiss while keeping one hand on that delicious cock. After a bit of nice kissing and sucking the black guy sits on top of the other back to front and takes the cock for a ride. They continue their fucking on their sides with the black guy continually moaning and groaning. I grabbed the remote and turned the volume down, it got to be pretty annoying. [read the full review]
review from 10/31/2005:
Superboys in the Fast Lane features a cast of spanish and latino guys, with just pretty standard sex, and just a series of segments. It opens with a pretty cute Spanish guy, on the cover, dressed in a tux waiting for someone or something. Just as he begins to get impatient a black man arrives with a bunch of envelopes. The dialogue between them is in Spanish so Im not sure what it was all about. But who cares, the black guy drops to his knees and unleashes the cute ones big, uncut cock and begins to suck it. Its a big meaty cock that is just begging to be sucked. The black guy continues to suck him and then pushes him back on the couch and kisses and caresses his chest and nipple, working his way up to a passionate kiss while keeping one hand on that delicious cock. After a bit of nice kissing and sucking the black guy sits on top of the other back to front and takes the cock for a ride. They continue their fucking on their sides with the black guy continually moaning and groaning. I grabbed the remote and turned the volume down, it got to be pretty annoying. [read the full review]
Bear Party 1 review summaries:
Jay's
I thought I would expand my mind and try to review Bear porn. big mistake. It was very hard for me to get through this film. I like big beefy hairy men, but I guess I only like them when they are playing with me. Seeing them in a film just turned me off. It's not that it's not a good DVD, it just didn't do anything for me, so I can't give my honest opinion on this. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2005:
I thought I would expand my mind and try to review Bear porn. big mistake. It was very hard for me to get through this film. I like big beefy hairy men, but I guess I only like them when they are playing with me. Seeing them in a film just turned me off. It's not that it's not a good DVD, it just didn't do anything for me, so I can't give my honest opinion on this. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Bastian, Darren Harker, Lee Miller
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Mike Esser
Release date: 4/8/2005
Crush: Falling Hard (Arena) review summaries:
Netguy's
Remember your first crush? I sure do, a guy I met at college, whom I adored, and had one of my best sexual encounters with, but unfortunately the feelings werent mutual and we soon parted ways. But I digress. Mike Essers, Crush: Falling Hard, tells that simple tale. With a fine, heartfelt love song over the menu selection, and a fantasy orgy scene over the credits, I knew this was going to be good. The orgy scene is complete with sucking and fucking and goes on even after the credits are over, with a musical background its a nice tease of whats to come. I knew this was going to be good! Coverboy Darren Harker, blond, pierced, and hung acts as the narrator and begins with him speaking directly to the camera telling his tale of love, life, and loss. His story begins one night at a sauna where he was just about to settle down with a young, blond twink before spotting a dark haired hunk down the corridor, Lee Miller, on the cover. The two kiss and caress one another in the shadows of the sauna. [read the full review]
review from 10/16/2005:
Remember your first crush? I sure do, a guy I met at college, whom I adored, and had one of my best sexual encounters with, but unfortunately the feelings werent mutual and we soon parted ways. But I digress. Mike Essers, Crush: Falling Hard, tells that simple tale. With a fine, heartfelt love song over the menu selection, and a fantasy orgy scene over the credits, I knew this was going to be good. The orgy scene is complete with sucking and fucking and goes on even after the credits are over, with a musical background its a nice tease of whats to come. I knew this was going to be good! Coverboy Darren Harker, blond, pierced, and hung acts as the narrator and begins with him speaking directly to the camera telling his tale of love, life, and loss. His story begins one night at a sauna where he was just about to settle down with a young, blond twink before spotting a dark haired hunk down the corridor, Lee Miller, on the cover. The two kiss and caress one another in the shadows of the sauna. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Marcelo, Eduardo, Victor, Kevin, Jackson
Studio: Arena
Release date: 3/19/2005
Notorious (Arena Entertainment) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
I havent the slightest idea why this film is called NOTORIOUS. No one in it seems particularly notorious. Of course if I understood Portuguese I might have a better understanding and after all the Brazilian porn Ive watched you would think Id be fluent in the language, but the only Portuguese I know are the words for suck my dick and fuck me harder. Which probably would do me just fine if I ever get to Brazil. The setting is a film studio and the film begins with nearly everyone readying up a bedroom set for a porn shootwhich ironically never takes place. Probably because the actors, office help, and stagehands are all off fucking somewhere. Theres an awful lot of conversation but as I dont hear suck my dick or fuck me harder I have no idea what the opening conversation is about. But as soon as a handsome stud with bleached highlights and a short dark dude enter the deserted set and proceed to make out I know all I need to know. The handsome stud is the first to give head. When its the others turn, he pulls down the handsome studs pants and out pops a very long dick. [read the full review]
review from 5/7/2005:
I havent the slightest idea why this film is called NOTORIOUS. No one in it seems particularly notorious. Of course if I understood Portuguese I might have a better understanding and after all the Brazilian porn Ive watched you would think Id be fluent in the language, but the only Portuguese I know are the words for suck my dick and fuck me harder. Which probably would do me just fine if I ever get to Brazil. The setting is a film studio and the film begins with nearly everyone readying up a bedroom set for a porn shootwhich ironically never takes place. Probably because the actors, office help, and stagehands are all off fucking somewhere. Theres an awful lot of conversation but as I dont hear suck my dick or fuck me harder I have no idea what the opening conversation is about. But as soon as a handsome stud with bleached highlights and a short dark dude enter the deserted set and proceed to make out I know all I need to know. The handsome stud is the first to give head. When its the others turn, he pulls down the handsome studs pants and out pops a very long dick. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Leonardo, Ryan, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Felipe, Victor, Rodrigo, Diego
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/7/2005
Boys Are Back In Town, The (Arena) review summaries:
Netguy's
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2007:
The cover is what attracted me to The Boys Are Back In Town, featuring two cute blondes, but much to my surprise, when the film began, was that it was in Portugese. Had I looked closer this is presented by South American Pictures. Guess I was too busy looking at the eye candy! In any event, these boys are hungry for sex and just love to fuck! The film begins with the title only and dives right in to two guys talking. Theres no subtitles so I didnt have a clue as to what they were chatting about, Im sure it wasnt Desperate Housewives. One guy is fairly muscular, black hair, and sports large tattoos while the other guy is slender, and both are attractive. A third guy appears and before he can take off his cowboy hat the slender guy is whipping out his huge cock. The muscular dude rims the slender guy a bit before he gets fucked by the well endowed one. As he gets fucked from behind he sucks his tattooed buddy. Eventually he ends up on his back on a table in the room and the well hung guy drives his big rod deep inside while lots of moans and groans emit from the bottom. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2005:
The film opens with two average lookers. One of them is wound up like a three-day clock. Hes chattering away making all sorts of slushy sounds but as I dont hear chupa (which I know means suck) I have no idea what hes so excited about. A third joins them and the chatter stops chattering and hauls out the newcomers cock. He sucks it. Eventually he sucks his buddy, too. The newcomer eats out the suckers ass and fucks him. It goes on and on and on with much squealing from the fuckee. In scene two, the cute blond twink in the background on the cover is having a problem with his hot tub. Two muscular guys enter. One is a hunk Ive seen before with scads of tattoos. The other wears a knitted cap. They fiddle with the tub a bit and then start fiddling with the twink. He sucks both. Chupa, chupa they say. The twink looks so sweet with a dick in his mouth. The knitted cap has trouble getting hard. Tattoo spears the kids ass with his big dick. Ai-ee, ai-ee, ai-ee, goes the little twink as his buns are split asunder. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ben Damon, Michael Vista, Jack Sanders, Rob Romoni, Park Wiley, Andrew Adams
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/4/2005
Straight To Bed (Arena) review summaries:
Jay's
"Straight to Bed" is a movie that tells the story of wives setting up their guys with other men in order to prevent the guys from wanting 3 ways with other women and them. Jack Sanders and Park Wiley start us out as they are watching a football game. Park seduces Jack and a nice little sex scene starts that ends with Jack fucking park very nicely and cumming on his face. Michael Vista and Sean Steele are up next. When Michael comes over to do some home repairs he comments on how good a cook he is in the kitchen and in the bedroom. This of course peaks Michael's curiosity and low and behold they start fucking. Sucking and fucking ensues with Sean fucking Michael and cumming on his face. There is a lot of face cumming in this video if you like that stuff. Andrew Addams seduces straight man Raphael Shawn sucking him and getting his cock ready to plow his ass. They fuck any way possible giving Raphael's uncut cock a nice work out. The best looking guy in this film Rob Romoni and the astoundingly handsome Fredrick Ford and Ben Damon. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2005:
"Straight to Bed" is a movie that tells the story of wives setting up their guys with other men in order to prevent the guys from wanting 3 ways with other women and them. Jack Sanders and Park Wiley start us out as they are watching a football game. Park seduces Jack and a nice little sex scene starts that ends with Jack fucking park very nicely and cumming on his face. Michael Vista and Sean Steele are up next. When Michael comes over to do some home repairs he comments on how good a cook he is in the kitchen and in the bedroom. This of course peaks Michael's curiosity and low and behold they start fucking. Sucking and fucking ensues with Sean fucking Michael and cumming on his face. There is a lot of face cumming in this video if you like that stuff. Andrew Addams seduces straight man Raphael Shawn sucking him and getting his cock ready to plow his ass. They fuck any way possible giving Raphael's uncut cock a nice work out. The best looking guy in this film Rob Romoni and the astoundingly handsome Fredrick Ford and Ben Damon. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward. [read the full review]
review from 7/4/2005:
The seduction of a straight guy is a fantasy for many gays. In actuality its mainly an ego trip as the sex is seldomif evergood. In films its always hot. Of course the guys in the films are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road. STRAIGHT TO BED is a film that feeds the fantasy of straight seduction. The opening scene is by far the best. It is done with wonderful humor and the acting is top-notch. None of the remaining scenes come anywhere near it in believability and/or sexual heat. Straight Jack Sanders and gay Park Wiley are watching football on TV. Or rather, Jack is watching football and Park is watching Jack. Between touchdowns, Jack complains that his wife won't go for three-ways. Naturally, Jack is thinking of himself, his wife, and another woman. Park suggests that wifey might be more accommodating if he would permit her to first have a three-way with her husband and another man. But where will I find another man? Jack laments. OH, shut up and lean back, an exasperated Park orders. And down he goes. In no time, Jack's big dick is reaching heavenward. [read the full review]
Surfboys Taken Downunder review summaries:
Ryder7's
Set in and around the beautiful beaches of Australia, "Surfboys Taken Down Under" features a gorgeous cast of fit & trim surfer types. The movie is directed by Mike Esser and condoms are used. Jake is a photographer. He and his boyfriend Rory are on vacation in Aussie land. Jake, a cute brunette is snapping photos of Josh, a hot looking blonde posing against the crashing waves of the beach and rocks. He's wearing a skimpy red speedo which our photographer coaxes him out of with some extra cash (I would too) Soon Jake is naked as well and both guys are rolling around on the beach while the surf splashes all around them ala "From Here to Eternity." They then retreat behind some rocks and take turns sucking each others hot cocks. The scene ends with our blonde friend getting jerked off and cumming. Our next scene has 2 hot brunette surfer-boys exiting the ocean with their boards. They are soon out of their tiny black speedos and play wrestling on the beach as their dicks flop around. They both end up lying down and making out. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2005:
Set in and around the beautiful beaches of Australia, "Surfboys Taken Down Under" features a gorgeous cast of fit & trim surfer types. The movie is directed by Mike Esser and condoms are used. Jake is a photographer. He and his boyfriend Rory are on vacation in Aussie land. Jake, a cute brunette is snapping photos of Josh, a hot looking blonde posing against the crashing waves of the beach and rocks. He's wearing a skimpy red speedo which our photographer coaxes him out of with some extra cash (I would too) Soon Jake is naked as well and both guys are rolling around on the beach while the surf splashes all around them ala "From Here to Eternity." They then retreat behind some rocks and take turns sucking each others hot cocks. The scene ends with our blonde friend getting jerked off and cumming. Our next scene has 2 hot brunette surfer-boys exiting the ocean with their boards. They are soon out of their tiny black speedos and play wrestling on the beach as their dicks flop around. They both end up lying down and making out. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2005:
How, you may ask, can I give 4 stars for the performers' looks and only ½ a star to the film as a whole? Because this is the most irritating film I have ever seen. It had everything going for it: handsome guys, a spectacular locale. But it also had something else: a director who fucked it up. What a tragedy! Mike Esser began his career doing soft pornthe only kind that was allowed in Britain at the time. As a result he still directs as if this is what hes doing. There are scads of double exposures, jump cuts, cross-fades, and much editing and camera-play. Actually these occur every 4 seconds! I actually counted and every 4 seconds something happened to the picture. EVERY 4 SECONDS! I began to feel woozy. Soon I even experienced motion sickness and acquired a headache. Anyone with epilepsy should definitely avoid this film, as it will certainly trigger a seizure. Its like trying to watch sex under a strobe light. Theres a bit of a plot, if you can follow it though all the blips and fades and double exposures. Young Rory has come to Australia. [read the full review]
A Piece Of the Action (Arena) review summaries:
Boner Bud's
A Piece of the Action is a movie by South American Pictures, which means all the guys have fabulous tans and speak Portuguese. And since there are no subtitles, it's nearly impossible to figure out what the plot is. But I'll give it my best shot. The Plot This movie seems to be the all-male porn version of Frankenstein. We start off with a mad scientist working in his lab, his monster creation laying on a table under a sheet. Another guy comes in and seduces the mad scientist, while some very American honky-tonk music plays in the background. Bizarre! There's some oral and some fucking, and the men are both decently attractive (but then I like guys with darker features). In the next scene, a guy wanders into the scientist's lab and pulls the sheets off the monster, who turns out to be just another Brazilian guy wrapped up in bloody bandages. The intruder starts feeling up the monster, and then starts sucking his dick. What would motivate him to do this is beyond me, but then maybe I missed some important pieces of dialogue. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2004:
A Piece of the Action is a movie by South American Pictures, which means all the guys have fabulous tans and speak Portuguese. And since there are no subtitles, it's nearly impossible to figure out what the plot is. But I'll give it my best shot. The Plot This movie seems to be the all-male porn version of Frankenstein. We start off with a mad scientist working in his lab, his monster creation laying on a table under a sheet. Another guy comes in and seduces the mad scientist, while some very American honky-tonk music plays in the background. Bizarre! There's some oral and some fucking, and the men are both decently attractive (but then I like guys with darker features). In the next scene, a guy wanders into the scientist's lab and pulls the sheets off the monster, who turns out to be just another Brazilian guy wrapped up in bloody bandages. The intruder starts feeling up the monster, and then starts sucking his dick. What would motivate him to do this is beyond me, but then maybe I missed some important pieces of dialogue. [read the full review]
Red Center review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
RED CENTER: SHEEP SHEARERS IN THE CITY. At first the title was a puzzle to me. I would have immediately understood AUSSIE ANAL ADVENTURES, GOING UNDER DOWN UNDER, or THE WHIZZER OF OZ, but RED CENTER meant nothing to me. So, in order not to be thought a drongo I went to my book of Australian slang. Nothing. It turns out the hero is named Red Center. But why hes named Red Center is even more of a mystery as he doesnt have red hair. Instead he has dark hairincluding a nice bush on his slender chest. Hes a sexy bloke with enough patter and charm to lure the koalas from the trees. The accent is thick and heavy. The plot tells us that he inherited money from his aunt who was killed in a sheep-dipping incident. (Yeah, theres humour here.) So with the money from his inheritance he and his fellow sheep-shearer Bruce (yes, Bruce) have taken a camera and gone to Sydney to record their good times. What we see is the result. Five guys succumb to their charms and we witness their seduction and eventual boffing by these two horny mates. [read the full review]
review from 1/8/2005:
RED CENTER: SHEEP SHEARERS IN THE CITY. At first the title was a puzzle to me. I would have immediately understood AUSSIE ANAL ADVENTURES, GOING UNDER DOWN UNDER, or THE WHIZZER OF OZ, but RED CENTER meant nothing to me. So, in order not to be thought a drongo I went to my book of Australian slang. Nothing. It turns out the hero is named Red Center. But why hes named Red Center is even more of a mystery as he doesnt have red hair. Instead he has dark hairincluding a nice bush on his slender chest. Hes a sexy bloke with enough patter and charm to lure the koalas from the trees. The accent is thick and heavy. The plot tells us that he inherited money from his aunt who was killed in a sheep-dipping incident. (Yeah, theres humour here.) So with the money from his inheritance he and his fellow sheep-shearer Bruce (yes, Bruce) have taken a camera and gone to Sydney to record their good times. What we see is the result. Five guys succumb to their charms and we witness their seduction and eventual boffing by these two horny mates. [read the full review]
Bone Bud's
Red Center is the hilarious and very hot story of Red and Bruce, 2 sheep shearers from Western Australia who have come all the way to Sydney after Red's aunt dies in a freak sheep dipping accident and leaves her inheritance to him. (By the way, if anyone knows what sheep dipping is, please let me know). Anyway, the 2 guys take the big city by storm, seducing men and filming it all on their camcorder. The result may just be the most entertaining porn movie I've ever seen. The Plot The film opens with Red talking into the camera and explaining how he and his pal Bruce have ended up in Sydney. Red is an adorable brunette with a scraggly five o'clock shadow and the same kind of hat worn by Crocodile Dundee. The pair's first stop is world famous Bondi Beach where they hope to find some hot surfers. Unfortunately the surfers aren't out today, but they do run into a cute skater-boy named Joey. Red asks Joey if he would be willing to show the out-of-towners some hospitality. Joey is a little hesitant to take them back to his place because his mum will be home shortly. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2004:
Red Center is the hilarious and very hot story of Red and Bruce, 2 sheep shearers from Western Australia who have come all the way to Sydney after Red's aunt dies in a freak sheep dipping accident and leaves her inheritance to him. (By the way, if anyone knows what sheep dipping is, please let me know). Anyway, the 2 guys take the big city by storm, seducing men and filming it all on their camcorder. The result may just be the most entertaining porn movie I've ever seen. The Plot The film opens with Red talking into the camera and explaining how he and his pal Bruce have ended up in Sydney. Red is an adorable brunette with a scraggly five o'clock shadow and the same kind of hat worn by Crocodile Dundee. The pair's first stop is world famous Bondi Beach where they hope to find some hot surfers. Unfortunately the surfers aren't out today, but they do run into a cute skater-boy named Joey. Red asks Joey if he would be willing to show the out-of-towners some hospitality. Joey is a little hesitant to take them back to his place because his mum will be home shortly. [read the full review]
Sweet Temptation (Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
A young Brazilian guy dives into a pool and swims over to where his buddy is watching him. They go into a picnic shelter by the pool to get it on. Although neither of these guys could be called beauties they are attractive enough. When they swimmer strips out of his trunks we see that he has done a bit of barbering on his pubic hair. Hes cropped it on the sides and left a big swatch over his uncut cocka cock that his admirer is quick to go down on. The swimmer rims ass with his pierced tongue and then goes back to being sucked before finally fucking his friend doggy style. After a bit they change positions with the admirer sitting on the swimmers cock for a bouncy ride. The missionary position follows with a return to the doggy, the missionary again and back to the doggy, becoming déjà vu all over again. As you can see it goes on much too long (27 minutes to be precise) with only the fucker cumming. In scene two we find a couple of black studs. One of whom is built like a brick shithouse. His smaller friendthough not in the dick departmenteats some ass before downing some dick. [read the full review]
review from 10/12/2004:
A young Brazilian guy dives into a pool and swims over to where his buddy is watching him. They go into a picnic shelter by the pool to get it on. Although neither of these guys could be called beauties they are attractive enough. When they swimmer strips out of his trunks we see that he has done a bit of barbering on his pubic hair. Hes cropped it on the sides and left a big swatch over his uncut cocka cock that his admirer is quick to go down on. The swimmer rims ass with his pierced tongue and then goes back to being sucked before finally fucking his friend doggy style. After a bit they change positions with the admirer sitting on the swimmers cock for a bouncy ride. The missionary position follows with a return to the doggy, the missionary again and back to the doggy, becoming déjà vu all over again. As you can see it goes on much too long (27 minutes to be precise) with only the fucker cumming. In scene two we find a couple of black studs. One of whom is built like a brick shithouse. His smaller friendthough not in the dick departmenteats some ass before downing some dick. [read the full review]
Freak Factor: Looking For a Host review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
This is the second film from Tyson & Vega a new studio founded by Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega. Set in NYC the studio offers a diverse assortment of ethnic performers. I enjoyed their first effort MANHATTAN FANTASIES and looked forward to viewing this one. I regret to say I did not enjoy this one as much. I also have no idea as to what the title means: FREAK FACTOR, LOOKING FOR A HOST. No one has an appendage that I would consider freakish. There are three duo scenes and two threesomes. The threesomes were the only times the film caught fire. The film opens with Enricos face in Dawan Patersons ass. Dawan, a slender Afro-American, is finishing up the old casting couch part of his audition. He gets the part only to discover he has been trying out for the wrong film. A caption now reads: Two Hours Earlier. But we dont go to the beginning of the Enrico-Dawan scene we cut to another black dude, Malachi Tyson, reading a magazine article about Enrico Vega when there is a knock at the door. He goes to answer it and the camera does not follow him. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2004:
This is the second film from Tyson & Vega a new studio founded by Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega. Set in NYC the studio offers a diverse assortment of ethnic performers. I enjoyed their first effort MANHATTAN FANTASIES and looked forward to viewing this one. I regret to say I did not enjoy this one as much. I also have no idea as to what the title means: FREAK FACTOR, LOOKING FOR A HOST. No one has an appendage that I would consider freakish. There are three duo scenes and two threesomes. The threesomes were the only times the film caught fire. The film opens with Enricos face in Dawan Patersons ass. Dawan, a slender Afro-American, is finishing up the old casting couch part of his audition. He gets the part only to discover he has been trying out for the wrong film. A caption now reads: Two Hours Earlier. But we dont go to the beginning of the Enrico-Dawan scene we cut to another black dude, Malachi Tyson, reading a magazine article about Enrico Vega when there is a knock at the door. He goes to answer it and the camera does not follow him. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Nick Young, John Marcus, Parker Williams, Steven Richards, Dillon Press, Andy Dill, Nick Capra, Tag Adams
Studio: Arena
Release date: 9/15/2004
Tag You're It review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
In the second scene of this DVD, a director tells an actor that he doesnt make videos he makes films with sex scenes. As the leading light of Red Devil Entertainment, Jett Blakk makes films with sex scenes, but when he works for others he makes videos. This is not to say his videos are any less hot than his films. They are just done on a smaller budget and are not as ambitious. Put bluntly, films with sex scenes are art; videos are porn. The filmoops, videoopens with two men already naked on a sofa. They are Ulizes Carpelli and Antonio York. Ulizes is a chunky guy with a shaved head and goatee. Antonio is a slender hairy bear. Now bears with big bellies do nothing for me, but slender bears with an attractive fan-shaped hair pattern on their torsos get my blood pumping you-know-where. Antonio is such a bear. The facethough not unattractiveis craggy and pockmarked, but the body. Grrr! He and Ulizes suck dick until it's time to get anal. [read the full review]
review from 12/31/2004:
In the second scene of this DVD, a director tells an actor that he doesnt make videos he makes films with sex scenes. As the leading light of Red Devil Entertainment, Jett Blakk makes films with sex scenes, but when he works for others he makes videos. This is not to say his videos are any less hot than his films. They are just done on a smaller budget and are not as ambitious. Put bluntly, films with sex scenes are art; videos are porn. The filmoops, videoopens with two men already naked on a sofa. They are Ulizes Carpelli and Antonio York. Ulizes is a chunky guy with a shaved head and goatee. Antonio is a slender hairy bear. Now bears with big bellies do nothing for me, but slender bears with an attractive fan-shaped hair pattern on their torsos get my blood pumping you-know-where. Antonio is such a bear. The facethough not unattractiveis craggy and pockmarked, but the body. Grrr! He and Ulizes suck dick until it's time to get anal. [read the full review]
Boner Bud's
The Plot Poor Tag Adams cant get any respect. All he wants to do is be a big porn star, but nobody will listen to him. Instead, hes stuck being a gopher on a porn set, and watching the sex from a distance. This movie starts with 2 actors having sex while theyre being filmed for a porno. Neither of them is what I would call conventionally attractive. But I wouldnt kick them out of bed, either. One is bald, goateed, and has a lightly hairy chest. The other has nice furry pecs, and big round nipples. Were off to a decent start. In the next scene, one of the actors of the porno being filmed shows up and demands to be paid more than what he originally agreed to. The director is furious, but what can he do? Without the actor, there is no movie. The actor (who is a bitchy little twink) then demands a blowjob, and the director again has little choice but to agree. They end up fucking, but ultimately the pair generates very little heat. The bitchy twink does shoot a very nice load, however, and the age difference between the 2 men was somewhat of a turn on for me. [read the full review]
review from 9/25/2004:
The Plot Poor Tag Adams cant get any respect. All he wants to do is be a big porn star, but nobody will listen to him. Instead, hes stuck being a gopher on a porn set, and watching the sex from a distance. This movie starts with 2 actors having sex while theyre being filmed for a porno. Neither of them is what I would call conventionally attractive. But I wouldnt kick them out of bed, either. One is bald, goateed, and has a lightly hairy chest. The other has nice furry pecs, and big round nipples. Were off to a decent start. In the next scene, one of the actors of the porno being filmed shows up and demands to be paid more than what he originally agreed to. The director is furious, but what can he do? Without the actor, there is no movie. The actor (who is a bitchy little twink) then demands a blowjob, and the director again has little choice but to agree. They end up fucking, but ultimately the pair generates very little heat. The bitchy twink does shoot a very nice load, however, and the age difference between the 2 men was somewhat of a turn on for me. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Yuri, Tulio, Gustavo, Marcelo Lagoas, Rodrigo Muller, Rodrigues, Rock The Icon
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Leo Botelho
Release date: 8/26/2004
Renegade, The (Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
The renegade is the Brazilian bodybuilder on the front cover whom I assume is Rock. He has a handsomely sexy face and a great body, but only an average dick. Well, it may be a bit more than average, but compared to his bulk it doesnt seem big. Hes obviously straight and only gay-for-pay as he doesnt suck cock. He does rim ass, but that simply requires much the same skill as cunnilingus. He will kiss. Hes in all four scenes. We first find him doing laps in the pool, observed by a cute young Latino stud. Rock comes out of the pool shucks off his trunks and orders the young lad chuparwhich by now Ive learned is Portuguese for give me a blowjob. (Who says these films are not educational?) O jovem chupa o pinto, but Rocks cock doesnt get like a rock very easily. This handsome suckers own cock is twice as big, harder, and curves like Gonzos nose. Rock ignores it. The young stud eats Rocks ass before returning to the reluctant cock. He gets in position for Rock to rim him, sucks some more cock and then gets back in position for Rock to fuck him. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2004:
The renegade is the Brazilian bodybuilder on the front cover whom I assume is Rock. He has a handsomely sexy face and a great body, but only an average dick. Well, it may be a bit more than average, but compared to his bulk it doesnt seem big. Hes obviously straight and only gay-for-pay as he doesnt suck cock. He does rim ass, but that simply requires much the same skill as cunnilingus. He will kiss. Hes in all four scenes. We first find him doing laps in the pool, observed by a cute young Latino stud. Rock comes out of the pool shucks off his trunks and orders the young lad chuparwhich by now Ive learned is Portuguese for give me a blowjob. (Who says these films are not educational?) O jovem chupa o pinto, but Rocks cock doesnt get like a rock very easily. This handsome suckers own cock is twice as big, harder, and curves like Gonzos nose. Rock ignores it. The young stud eats Rocks ass before returning to the reluctant cock. He gets in position for Rock to rim him, sucks some more cock and then gets back in position for Rock to fuck him. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ben Damon, Ken Ryker, Chip Noll, Brad Benton, Jason Hawke, Alex Leon, Bobby Brennan
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Michael Zen
Release date: 6/16/2004
Ryker's Money Shot review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Ken Ryker is a giant of a man. He resembles that football player we all lusted over. Hes probably straight, but he will suck a dick (briefly) and, like former porn star Rick Donovan, his dick is so big that when it gets hard its really never stiff. (No one has that much blood in them.) Still, with his handsome face, muscular lightly haired torso, and enormous cock Ken is a force to be reckoned with. He began his career as a Falcon exclusive. At one point someone had him shave that massive chest and the result wasin my opiniona bad career move. Thankfully, the hair is back and so is Ken. Hes freelancing now and has appeared in such films as The Matinee Idol, Rykers Web, Rykers Revenge, and now Rykers Money Shot. The film opens with Brad Benton meeting Ken in a bar and telling him of how he picked up a hustler who done him wrong. Brad is one of my favorite performers who is just now emerging from his twink phase. The hustler is Ben Damon. Both know how to suck a dick and Brad rims a mean ass. [read the full review]
review from 6/27/2004:
Ken Ryker is a giant of a man. He resembles that football player we all lusted over. Hes probably straight, but he will suck a dick (briefly) and, like former porn star Rick Donovan, his dick is so big that when it gets hard its really never stiff. (No one has that much blood in them.) Still, with his handsome face, muscular lightly haired torso, and enormous cock Ken is a force to be reckoned with. He began his career as a Falcon exclusive. At one point someone had him shave that massive chest and the result wasin my opiniona bad career move. Thankfully, the hair is back and so is Ken. Hes freelancing now and has appeared in such films as The Matinee Idol, Rykers Web, Rykers Revenge, and now Rykers Money Shot. The film opens with Brad Benton meeting Ken in a bar and telling him of how he picked up a hustler who done him wrong. Brad is one of my favorite performers who is just now emerging from his twink phase. The hustler is Ben Damon. Both know how to suck a dick and Brad rims a mean ass. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Marlon Dias, Fabricio, Marcelo Lagoas, Vitor Hugo, Aquila, Fabio Alves, Fabio Conceicao, Tadeu Farias
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Leo Botelho
Release date: 3/23/2004
Beast Within, The (Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
South American Pictures have added a bit of fun to their films with their beastmen. First it was Animal Instincts; now its The Beast Within. In the first film men turned into tigers. Here there is a horned hunk that prowls about and is either fucked or fucks those he encounters. It is a friendly beast. The film opens on a spectacular scene. Four incredible hunks are frolicking in a stream. The scenery and the hunks make for a beautiful opening. It would have been even more spectacular if the men had not been wearing bathing suits. As they are splashing about, we see the beastman rummaging though their belongings. The guys get out of the river and go their ways. Onewho has spotted the beastgoes in pursuit. There is a wary encounter before the beast devours the young mans cockand a big one it is. The beast has a headdress with a pair of rams horns and a posing shell covers his dick. We see when the shell is removed that the beast is not overly hung. The beast bends over and the guy with the big dick fucks him with one of those magically appearing condoms. The beast never gets hard. [read the full review]
review from 3/20/2004:
South American Pictures have added a bit of fun to their films with their beastmen. First it was Animal Instincts; now its The Beast Within. In the first film men turned into tigers. Here there is a horned hunk that prowls about and is either fucked or fucks those he encounters. It is a friendly beast. The film opens on a spectacular scene. Four incredible hunks are frolicking in a stream. The scenery and the hunks make for a beautiful opening. It would have been even more spectacular if the men had not been wearing bathing suits. As they are splashing about, we see the beastman rummaging though their belongings. The guys get out of the river and go their ways. Onewho has spotted the beastgoes in pursuit. There is a wary encounter before the beast devours the young mans cockand a big one it is. The beast has a headdress with a pair of rams horns and a posing shell covers his dick. We see when the shell is removed that the beast is not overly hung. The beast bends over and the guy with the big dick fucks him with one of those magically appearing condoms. The beast never gets hard. [read the full review]
Banished From Heaven review summaries:
sydguy's
The cover of the Brazilian film Banished from Heaven proclaims: Some sins are unforgivable but well worth the punishment. Anyone expecting an S&M film or some kind of religious theme will be disappointed the sex is vanilla, the plot is flimsy and the minimal dialogue is in Portuguese (without the humorously-translated sub-titles you get in Eastern European films). So dont try and understand it, just sit back and relax. South American Pictures dont provide photos with the cast list, so its difficult to work out whos who, except for the sultry cover-man, Alan Dias, and Victor (who has appeared as Victor Cowboy in a few Kristen Bjorn films). Ill use letters for the actors. In the first scene, Guys A and B, who appear to be friends, are in a bedroom. Guy A sucks and is fucked by B. In scene 2, a janitor (C) is cleaning up in an empty nightclub while three barely-dressed guys (Victor and Guys D and E) dance. C sucks Victor while D sucks E. Victor fucks C while E fucks D, then leaves. Victor then alternately fucks C and D while they suck each other. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2007:
The cover of the Brazilian film Banished from Heaven proclaims: Some sins are unforgivable but well worth the punishment. Anyone expecting an S&M film or some kind of religious theme will be disappointed the sex is vanilla, the plot is flimsy and the minimal dialogue is in Portuguese (without the humorously-translated sub-titles you get in Eastern European films). So dont try and understand it, just sit back and relax. South American Pictures dont provide photos with the cast list, so its difficult to work out whos who, except for the sultry cover-man, Alan Dias, and Victor (who has appeared as Victor Cowboy in a few Kristen Bjorn films). Ill use letters for the actors. In the first scene, Guys A and B, who appear to be friends, are in a bedroom. Guy A sucks and is fucked by B. In scene 2, a janitor (C) is cleaning up in an empty nightclub while three barely-dressed guys (Victor and Guys D and E) dance. C sucks Victor while D sucks E. Victor fucks C while E fucks D, then leaves. Victor then alternately fucks C and D while they suck each other. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
This is a kinder gentler version of the Fallen Angel motif. A scruffy but sexy Brazilian is at his computer looking at a nude picture of Alan Dias (the cover model with the wings and metal codpiece). The pic gets him horny so he makes out with a hairy young friend. He sucks his friends dick and thenin a scene lasting nearly 30 minutesis fucked in every position known to man. (It surprised me that that sexy scruffy guy was cut. Nice dick, though.) In Scene Two we find three dancers in a deserted club, practicing their routines. A slim attractive young janitor is sweeping up. Two of the dancers are wearing bathing suits; the best-built one in the center is wearing a mask and a metal codpiece like the cover guy. (Is it he? I dont know.) When rehearsal is over the janitor picks up the mask and imagines he is getting it on with the hunk that was wearing it. The two other dancers are there too, making out with one another. The handsome janitor sucks the hunk's cock and gets fucked. [read the full review]
review from 4/8/2004:
This is a kinder gentler version of the Fallen Angel motif. A scruffy but sexy Brazilian is at his computer looking at a nude picture of Alan Dias (the cover model with the wings and metal codpiece). The pic gets him horny so he makes out with a hairy young friend. He sucks his friends dick and thenin a scene lasting nearly 30 minutesis fucked in every position known to man. (It surprised me that that sexy scruffy guy was cut. Nice dick, though.) In Scene Two we find three dancers in a deserted club, practicing their routines. A slim attractive young janitor is sweeping up. Two of the dancers are wearing bathing suits; the best-built one in the center is wearing a mask and a metal codpiece like the cover guy. (Is it he? I dont know.) When rehearsal is over the janitor picks up the mask and imagines he is getting it on with the hunk that was wearing it. The two other dancers are there too, making out with one another. The handsome janitor sucks the hunk's cock and gets fucked. [read the full review]
Bear Fluffer review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
Overly mature guys with bald heads, hairy chests, big bellies and tiny dicks that are mostly limp poorly photographed having mediocreoften comicalsex sums this one up. Kurt Logan, who wants to appear in porn, arrives to tryout for JYD. Kurt is the smallest bear here, which means he weighs in around 260. JYD who is h-u-g-e with a gray mustache and goatee goes about snapping pix while his fluffer, Brock Kulman, gives Kurt a helping hand and mouth. Eventually JYD will join them. Dicks stay limp for the most part (JYD being the exception.) At one point Brock tries to sit on Kurts cock that is fairly hard with the help of a cock ring, but he only succeeds in squashing it. It never gets in the hole and the bit becomes unintentionally funny. They give up trying and Kurt, after some frantic flogging, eventually cums and goes. There is a second scene in a toilet with Brock and Vossi Bear. Vossi is wearing a leather harness. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2004:
Overly mature guys with bald heads, hairy chests, big bellies and tiny dicks that are mostly limp poorly photographed having mediocreoften comicalsex sums this one up. Kurt Logan, who wants to appear in porn, arrives to tryout for JYD. Kurt is the smallest bear here, which means he weighs in around 260. JYD who is h-u-g-e with a gray mustache and goatee goes about snapping pix while his fluffer, Brock Kulman, gives Kurt a helping hand and mouth. Eventually JYD will join them. Dicks stay limp for the most part (JYD being the exception.) At one point Brock tries to sit on Kurts cock that is fairly hard with the help of a cock ring, but he only succeeds in squashing it. It never gets in the hole and the bit becomes unintentionally funny. They give up trying and Kurt, after some frantic flogging, eventually cums and goes. There is a second scene in a toilet with Brock and Vossi Bear. Vossi is wearing a leather harness. [read the full review]
Animal Instincts (Arena) review summaries:
RubyRed's
So, I actually wanted to see this one. The guy on the cover was hot, and the guys on the back were hot. So why was this movie so damn mediocre? The Movie: There is some plot to this film, but I don't know what it is. The movie is not in English. It has something to do with a book called "The Tiger". There really is only about a minutes worth of dialogue in the entire thing, so it doesn't matter. Okay, all of the scenes follow the same formula. There are two guys. They start off with some kissing. The bottom blows the top, and then they go in to fucking. Each scene has the same positions, just in different orders (missionary, doggy, standing doggy, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl), and then one of the guys pops. The other guy also pops but you usually don't see it on camera. Just the cum on his stomach. The first scene and the second scene are actually really good. All four guys are very good looking, and the sex is pretty hot. The second scene ends in a really hot facial. The first scene is two guys outside on some pillows. [read the full review]
review from 9/21/2005:
So, I actually wanted to see this one. The guy on the cover was hot, and the guys on the back were hot. So why was this movie so damn mediocre? The Movie: There is some plot to this film, but I don't know what it is. The movie is not in English. It has something to do with a book called "The Tiger". There really is only about a minutes worth of dialogue in the entire thing, so it doesn't matter. Okay, all of the scenes follow the same formula. There are two guys. They start off with some kissing. The bottom blows the top, and then they go in to fucking. Each scene has the same positions, just in different orders (missionary, doggy, standing doggy, reverse cowgirl, and cowgirl), and then one of the guys pops. The other guy also pops but you usually don't see it on camera. Just the cum on his stomach. The first scene and the second scene are actually really good. All four guys are very good looking, and the sex is pretty hot. The second scene ends in a really hot facial. The first scene is two guys outside on some pillows. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
ANIMAL INSTINCTS is a better than average Brazilian film that features an array of handsome young guys. It alternates regular suck & fuck scenes with those in which a person has metamorphosized into a tiger-man. Our first couple seems to be at the zoo as the guys stand before a picture giving information on a tiger. They chatter away in Portuguese. Thereafter they retire to a secluded spot and start to have sex. One of them is a handsome blond; the other is short and dark and has a short goatee. The blond goes down on the dark ones flaccid uncut cock and brings it to a standing. This little guy has an enormous whopper. The blond shuffles out of his briefs and we think it is his turn to get sucked, but he turns away and getting on all fours presents his butt for impalement. Big Little Man accepts the offer and thrusts into the waiting hole. The handsome bond is fucked in a variety of positions. [read the full review]
review from 2/22/2004:
ANIMAL INSTINCTS is a better than average Brazilian film that features an array of handsome young guys. It alternates regular suck & fuck scenes with those in which a person has metamorphosized into a tiger-man. Our first couple seems to be at the zoo as the guys stand before a picture giving information on a tiger. They chatter away in Portuguese. Thereafter they retire to a secluded spot and start to have sex. One of them is a handsome blond; the other is short and dark and has a short goatee. The blond goes down on the dark ones flaccid uncut cock and brings it to a standing. This little guy has an enormous whopper. The blond shuffles out of his briefs and we think it is his turn to get sucked, but he turns away and getting on all fours presents his butt for impalement. Big Little Man accepts the offer and thrusts into the waiting hole. The handsome bond is fucked in a variety of positions. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Enrico Vega, Tyson Cane, Joey Green & The Jury, Sergio Anthony, Manny Ortiz
Studio: Arena
Release date: 2/21/2004
Manhattan Fantasies review summaries:
Netguy 's
Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega have teamed up to bring us, from their own line, Tyeson-Vega Videos, a diverse group of well-hung men. Manhattan Fantasies features a cast of Spanish and Afro-American men and the scenes range from hot to lukewarm. Overall this was only mediocre in my book, there were a few good moments but they seemed few and far between. Also some of the editing seemed real choppy and erratic, a scene would quickly jump or the shot just wasnt filmed well. Really nothing in the way of a storyline although it appears to start out as various scenes filmed in a club and maybe its basement. In any case, if you like well-hung Spanish and African American men Im sure youll find this right up your New York alley, or should I say back alley! It begins with Joseph Sprint hanging out a club with a bottle of champagne chillin as he waits for his date or boyfriend to arrive. Oh, thats another thing, the audio when they are speaking is really hard to hear, not so when they are fucking but talking. [read the full review]
review from 5/3/2004:
Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega have teamed up to bring us, from their own line, Tyeson-Vega Videos, a diverse group of well-hung men. Manhattan Fantasies features a cast of Spanish and Afro-American men and the scenes range from hot to lukewarm. Overall this was only mediocre in my book, there were a few good moments but they seemed few and far between. Also some of the editing seemed real choppy and erratic, a scene would quickly jump or the shot just wasnt filmed well. Really nothing in the way of a storyline although it appears to start out as various scenes filmed in a club and maybe its basement. In any case, if you like well-hung Spanish and African American men Im sure youll find this right up your New York alley, or should I say back alley! It begins with Joseph Sprint hanging out a club with a bottle of champagne chillin as he waits for his date or boyfriend to arrive. Oh, thats another thing, the audio when they are speaking is really hard to hear, not so when they are fucking but talking. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
Two well-known performers Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega have teamed up to form a new studio called TysonVega- Videos. Both have appeared in videos from Falcon and Michel Lucas among others. Andlike Lucasthey are located in Manhattan as the title of their first film informs us: MANHATTAN FANTASIES. The two performers have joined forces to produce videos celebrating NYCs ethnic diversity. The first scene features two Afro-Americans James Waters and Joseph Sprint, the latter possibly having some Latino heritage. Joseph is waiting for James. A bucket of champagne is coolingor rather warmingas James is obviously late. All is forgiven when James finally arrives. They suck dick and Joseph fucks the tardy James. James deposits his cum in a champagne glass and pretends to drink it. Joseph pretends to cum. It was an inauspicious beginning and I was beginning to fear the worst, but luckily things picked up considerably in the next scene. Ishea King, a handsome nicely built Afro-American, meets a sexy Latino, Manny Ortiz, in a basement. [read the full review]
review from 4/4/2004:
Two well-known performers Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega have teamed up to form a new studio called TysonVega- Videos. Both have appeared in videos from Falcon and Michel Lucas among others. Andlike Lucasthey are located in Manhattan as the title of their first film informs us: MANHATTAN FANTASIES. The two performers have joined forces to produce videos celebrating NYCs ethnic diversity. The first scene features two Afro-Americans James Waters and Joseph Sprint, the latter possibly having some Latino heritage. Joseph is waiting for James. A bucket of champagne is coolingor rather warmingas James is obviously late. All is forgiven when James finally arrives. They suck dick and Joseph fucks the tardy James. James deposits his cum in a champagne glass and pretends to drink it. Joseph pretends to cum. It was an inauspicious beginning and I was beginning to fear the worst, but luckily things picked up considerably in the next scene. Ishea King, a handsome nicely built Afro-American, meets a sexy Latino, Manny Ortiz, in a basement. [read the full review]
Beyond Paradise review summaries:
Netguy's
Although I cant tell you what anyone is saying throughout, like the old adage goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. And here we might get two thousand! It opens with a beefy, dark-haired stud that is sitting home, obviously bored, and makes a phone call, presumably to an escort, or at least a hot friend. The friend arrives and its not long before our lead drops his robe, revealing some nice tattoos and a nice, smooth body. He drops to his knees and services our young stud thats got a pretty large cock. He doesnt get sucked for very long before they move to the couch and the younger guy sits and our lead sits on top of him, riding his cock and emitting moans of pleasure. They continue fucking while the lead bends over a table. Our young stud keeps up the pace shoving his big dick in and out, getting that ass all nice and moist. They put the table to use when they fuck some more on top of it on their sides and it eventually ends with them back on the couch and the john taking it from behind. [read the full review]
review from 1/5/2006:
Although I cant tell you what anyone is saying throughout, like the old adage goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. And here we might get two thousand! It opens with a beefy, dark-haired stud that is sitting home, obviously bored, and makes a phone call, presumably to an escort, or at least a hot friend. The friend arrives and its not long before our lead drops his robe, revealing some nice tattoos and a nice, smooth body. He drops to his knees and services our young stud thats got a pretty large cock. He doesnt get sucked for very long before they move to the couch and the younger guy sits and our lead sits on top of him, riding his cock and emitting moans of pleasure. They continue fucking while the lead bends over a table. Our young stud keeps up the pace shoving his big dick in and out, getting that ass all nice and moist. They put the table to use when they fuck some more on top of it on their sides and it eventually ends with them back on the couch and the john taking it from behind. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
This film opens with a scene I first saw as a bonus scene in Animal Instincts. In it we find a handsome stud calling a hustler on the phone. When the hustlera beautiful thing with a swimmers buildarrives, the john lowers the hustlers pants and swallows the hirelings bountiful rod. The handsome client then bends over the coffee table to get fucked. After a time, he moves to a larger table. Finally, he crawls up onto the table and lies in a fetal position where the hustler follows to ride him sidesaddle. They finish up back on the sofa where the hustler continues to plow into him. The hustler is the first to cum, but waits for his client to cum, too. The hunk writes out a check for the hustler. Both guys certainly got their moneys worth. So, did I. I just couldnt figure out why such a handsome guy would need to pay for sex. In the second scene, a scruffy man in his thirties (hes the oldest guy in the film) is at his bathroom sink when his young slender lover comes in. The lover has a really big uncut cock and the older guy gladly falls to his knees for morning worship. [read the full review]
review from 3/8/2004:
This film opens with a scene I first saw as a bonus scene in Animal Instincts. In it we find a handsome stud calling a hustler on the phone. When the hustlera beautiful thing with a swimmers buildarrives, the john lowers the hustlers pants and swallows the hirelings bountiful rod. The handsome client then bends over the coffee table to get fucked. After a time, he moves to a larger table. Finally, he crawls up onto the table and lies in a fetal position where the hustler follows to ride him sidesaddle. They finish up back on the sofa where the hustler continues to plow into him. The hustler is the first to cum, but waits for his client to cum, too. The hunk writes out a check for the hustler. Both guys certainly got their moneys worth. So, did I. I just couldnt figure out why such a handsome guy would need to pay for sex. In the second scene, a scruffy man in his thirties (hes the oldest guy in the film) is at his bathroom sink when his young slender lover comes in. The lover has a really big uncut cock and the older guy gladly falls to his knees for morning worship. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tank, Bad Dog, JYD, Chad Llong
Studio: Arena
Release date: 12/10/2003
Dore Alley Bears review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
How boring it would be if all porn were the same. So, its great that there are films out there to suit every conceivable taste. As a result, there are some films like this one that are somewhat limited in their appeal. I found this a very difficult film to review because the performers were definitelyrepeat DEFINTELYnot my type. Now I find lots of types to my taste. Twinks, muscle studs, gorgeous Europeans, ethnic guys, slender hairy guys, smooth totally shaved guys, guys with big dicks, guys with little dicks, guys with foreskins, guys without foreskins, masculine guys, effeminate guys--all can turn me on. But big burly guys that are advanced in years with hair on their shoulders and enormous bellies are just not my thing. Luckily there are guys who go for this type. Cyber Bear films are made for these viewers. The film opens with Chad Llong seated on the sofa reading. Chad is just an average Joe who has not taken good care of his body or watched his diet. Hes not fat, but the flesh is not firm. Tank enters and they kiss. Tank is well named. He is the size of a tank. [read the full review]
review from 1/17/2004:
How boring it would be if all porn were the same. So, its great that there are films out there to suit every conceivable taste. As a result, there are some films like this one that are somewhat limited in their appeal. I found this a very difficult film to review because the performers were definitelyrepeat DEFINTELYnot my type. Now I find lots of types to my taste. Twinks, muscle studs, gorgeous Europeans, ethnic guys, slender hairy guys, smooth totally shaved guys, guys with big dicks, guys with little dicks, guys with foreskins, guys without foreskins, masculine guys, effeminate guys--all can turn me on. But big burly guys that are advanced in years with hair on their shoulders and enormous bellies are just not my thing. Luckily there are guys who go for this type. Cyber Bear films are made for these viewers. The film opens with Chad Llong seated on the sofa reading. Chad is just an average Joe who has not taken good care of his body or watched his diet. Hes not fat, but the flesh is not firm. Tank enters and they kiss. Tank is well named. He is the size of a tank. [read the full review]
Men Of The Midnight Hour review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
How appropriate I thought that a DVD entitled Men of the Midnight Hour should arrive just in time for Halloween. The Pix on the cover looked exciting and it was with joyous expectation that I popped it into the DVD player. First upand I mean UPwas a husky dude wearing a silky black cape and a silver mask that covered his entire face who was outside on a patio with a beautifully built stud clad only in red bikini briefs who was wearing a jesters half-mask that left the mouth free for cocksucking. And suck cock he did. Eventually this sucking Adonis stripped out of those bikini briefs to reveal a really succulent piece of uncut meat. Unfortunately his churlish partner was not the least bit interested in it! He was interested, however, in those meaty buns and soon gave them a standing fuck. After a time they got more comfortable as the caped crusader lay back on a bench and our muscular Adonis sat on the caped louts dick and rode it. Then handsome rose and took off his mask to reveal a face as beautiful as that smooth gorgeous bod. [read the full review]
review from 10/18/2003:
How appropriate I thought that a DVD entitled Men of the Midnight Hour should arrive just in time for Halloween. The Pix on the cover looked exciting and it was with joyous expectation that I popped it into the DVD player. First upand I mean UPwas a husky dude wearing a silky black cape and a silver mask that covered his entire face who was outside on a patio with a beautifully built stud clad only in red bikini briefs who was wearing a jesters half-mask that left the mouth free for cocksucking. And suck cock he did. Eventually this sucking Adonis stripped out of those bikini briefs to reveal a really succulent piece of uncut meat. Unfortunately his churlish partner was not the least bit interested in it! He was interested, however, in those meaty buns and soon gave them a standing fuck. After a time they got more comfortable as the caped crusader lay back on a bench and our muscular Adonis sat on the caped louts dick and rode it. Then handsome rose and took off his mask to reveal a face as beautiful as that smooth gorgeous bod. [read the full review]
Skin On Skin (Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
SKIN ON SKIN is another of Arenas Brazilian cut and paste jobs. Scenes follow one another with no preparation or set-up and the action seems to have been filmed at various times. For example the blond dude on the cover (the best thing in this opus) appears in the first two scenes with coal black hair and then appears in the final two with the blond hair we see on the DVD cover. He is recognizable because of the chain necklace and the ring on his up-yours finger. Also because of his distinctive moans of pleasure and his insatiable love of having something up his ass. In the first scene we find this lovely slut crawling onto a bed where two others are naked. They are a muscular dude with a shaved head that appears in most of these films that I have referred to as El Baldo and a good-looking slender but well-built young hunk with a beauty mark mole on his chin. Our handsome cover manwith black hair heresucks the cocks of the other two and takes their cocks up his ass. No one cums in the scene. [read the full review]
review from 11/15/2003:
SKIN ON SKIN is another of Arenas Brazilian cut and paste jobs. Scenes follow one another with no preparation or set-up and the action seems to have been filmed at various times. For example the blond dude on the cover (the best thing in this opus) appears in the first two scenes with coal black hair and then appears in the final two with the blond hair we see on the DVD cover. He is recognizable because of the chain necklace and the ring on his up-yours finger. Also because of his distinctive moans of pleasure and his insatiable love of having something up his ass. In the first scene we find this lovely slut crawling onto a bed where two others are naked. They are a muscular dude with a shaved head that appears in most of these films that I have referred to as El Baldo and a good-looking slender but well-built young hunk with a beauty mark mole on his chin. Our handsome cover manwith black hair heresucks the cocks of the other two and takes their cocks up his ass. No one cums in the scene. [read the full review]
joeblow69's
Director: Uncredited (and for good reason) Starring: Samuel Bueno, Vitor Hugo, Marlon Dias, Ramom Lemos, Leo, Ronaldo, Richard, Alan Story: No story here, just random Brazilian guys fucking. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Scene 1: Things start out promising enough Our hunky cover-boy hops onto a comfy bed and starts servicing 2 nice cocks. Theres just a few minutes of oral before the other two guys start taking turns on his ass. I should point out that the bald guy in this scene has some kind of skin issue. Im not sure what it is (body acne, lesions?) but he should really get that cleared up before performing in any more porn. So right when we get to the point where Im expecting some cumshots, the scene all of a sudden whisks us away, to an outside pool area, where the same bottom is getting fucked by some other guy. Strange. [read the full review]
review from 10/1/2003:
Director: Uncredited (and for good reason) Starring: Samuel Bueno, Vitor Hugo, Marlon Dias, Ramom Lemos, Leo, Ronaldo, Richard, Alan Story: No story here, just random Brazilian guys fucking. [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Scene 1: Things start out promising enough Our hunky cover-boy hops onto a comfy bed and starts servicing 2 nice cocks. Theres just a few minutes of oral before the other two guys start taking turns on his ass. I should point out that the bald guy in this scene has some kind of skin issue. Im not sure what it is (body acne, lesions?) but he should really get that cleared up before performing in any more porn. So right when we get to the point where Im expecting some cumshots, the scene all of a sudden whisks us away, to an outside pool area, where the same bottom is getting fucked by some other guy. Strange. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Andrew Addams, Cameron Fox, Victor Rios, Paul Johnson, Braeden Casey, Danny Rhymes, Parker Williams, Anthony Holloway, Jack Sanders, Damon Wolf
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Cameron Fox, Victor Rios
Release date: 9/4/2003
Haunted House On Sex Hill, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Haunted House on Sex Hill is a fun gay feature movie that has an enjoyable story and a nice look to it. There could have been some more work done on the costuming and the set design but, overall, is well worth watching for fans of the genre. Arena Entertainment has done a nice job with their DVD release of The Haunted House on Sex Hill with good audio and video quality. [read the full review]
review from 3/19/2018:
The Haunted House on Sex Hill is a fun gay feature movie that has an enjoyable story and a nice look to it. There could have been some more work done on the costuming and the set design but, overall, is well worth watching for fans of the genre. Arena Entertainment has done a nice job with their DVD release of The Haunted House on Sex Hill with good audio and video quality. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
THE HAUNTED HOUSE ON SEX HILL does not star Vincent Price. But what a cast it has! Director Thor Stephans has assembled an unbeatable array of talentor perhaps, I should say (from the viewers point of few) a very beatable array of talent indeed. He has also devised a plot that keeps the viewer entranced and more than serves as a link between the scorching sexual encounters. As the film opens, the camera pans over a deserted bedroom and comes to rest on an answering machine. A message informs Damon Wolf that his aunt has died and mentioned him in her will. This comes at a vital time for Damon and his lover Braeden Casey, as they are very hard up financially. We cut to these two lovers in the shower where they arewell, uhvery hard up. God, but they look beautiful together! Damon has a dark olive complexion, while Braeden is as pale as fresh milk. Both have musculature that only comes from intensive gym work. Braedens pecs are particularly incredible. (See for yourself on the DVD cover.) One could suckle them all day. But it is his dick that Damon drops to his knees to suckle. [read the full review]
review from 9/13/2003:
THE HAUNTED HOUSE ON SEX HILL does not star Vincent Price. But what a cast it has! Director Thor Stephans has assembled an unbeatable array of talentor perhaps, I should say (from the viewers point of few) a very beatable array of talent indeed. He has also devised a plot that keeps the viewer entranced and more than serves as a link between the scorching sexual encounters. As the film opens, the camera pans over a deserted bedroom and comes to rest on an answering machine. A message informs Damon Wolf that his aunt has died and mentioned him in her will. This comes at a vital time for Damon and his lover Braeden Casey, as they are very hard up financially. We cut to these two lovers in the shower where they arewell, uhvery hard up. God, but they look beautiful together! Damon has a dark olive complexion, while Braeden is as pale as fresh milk. Both have musculature that only comes from intensive gym work. Braedens pecs are particularly incredible. (See for yourself on the DVD cover.) One could suckle them all day. But it is his dick that Damon drops to his knees to suckle. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Rocky, Billy Herrington, Tom Katt, Ken Ryker
Studio: Arena
Release date: 8/5/2003
Ryker's Web review summaries:
Netguy 's
"Ryker's Web" is labeled as a Hall of Fame winner but with the exception of a couple of scenes I didnt find this to be too winning. Ken Ryker is emotionless in his performances and really shows his gay for pay stature. It begins with the extremely muscular Tom Katt and the slender well built Chris Taylor showing up at a bar to shoot some pool. The manager Johnny West calls his boss, Ken, tells him theyre hot and to see if its ok. Ken and his partner, the handsome, boyish, Drew Larson, approve and watch the scene unfold on a monitor. Tom and Chris begin to play with winner taking all, which Chris does. Chris and him strip off their clothes and Chris lies back on the pool table only to let Tom suck his big erect cock. Tom has no problem going all the way down on him and there are some nice sucking shots. Chris returns the favor briefly then Tom is back down on him. Meanwhile Johnny has shown back up and in the shadows watches all the action as he rubs his own cock. Tom continues worshipping Chriss dick, sucking and rubbing it on his face. [read the full review]
review from 12/28/2003:
"Ryker's Web" is labeled as a Hall of Fame winner but with the exception of a couple of scenes I didnt find this to be too winning. Ken Ryker is emotionless in his performances and really shows his gay for pay stature. It begins with the extremely muscular Tom Katt and the slender well built Chris Taylor showing up at a bar to shoot some pool. The manager Johnny West calls his boss, Ken, tells him theyre hot and to see if its ok. Ken and his partner, the handsome, boyish, Drew Larson, approve and watch the scene unfold on a monitor. Tom and Chris begin to play with winner taking all, which Chris does. Chris and him strip off their clothes and Chris lies back on the pool table only to let Tom suck his big erect cock. Tom has no problem going all the way down on him and there are some nice sucking shots. Chris returns the favor briefly then Tom is back down on him. Meanwhile Johnny has shown back up and in the shadows watches all the action as he rubs his own cock. Tom continues worshipping Chriss dick, sucking and rubbing it on his face. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
This is the first film from Ken Ryker Productions a company formed by the superstar to market his appearances. Financially it was probably a good move, but whether or not it produces top-of-the-line films remains to be seen. Now dont get me wrong, its not a bad film. But I found it rather flat. Ken Ryker is indeed an awesome creature. He is tall, blond, handsome, hairy-chested, the epitome of a football linebacker. Added to this, he possesses one of the biggest cocks in porndom. The problem is hes obviously straight. As a result, his scenes lack any passion. Its like watching a robot fuck. But he commands attention despite that great stone face and one watches with awe and admiration for those impaled on that monster dick. As far as I can figure from the disjointed plot (written by Ken) Drew Larsen and Ken own a bar called Rykers Web. There is a large spider web in the bar, the strands of which are constructed of chains. It provides the background for only one scene. The film begins when Tom Katt and Chris Taylor arrive before opening and ask to be admitted for a game of pool. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2003:
This is the first film from Ken Ryker Productions a company formed by the superstar to market his appearances. Financially it was probably a good move, but whether or not it produces top-of-the-line films remains to be seen. Now dont get me wrong, its not a bad film. But I found it rather flat. Ken Ryker is indeed an awesome creature. He is tall, blond, handsome, hairy-chested, the epitome of a football linebacker. Added to this, he possesses one of the biggest cocks in porndom. The problem is hes obviously straight. As a result, his scenes lack any passion. Its like watching a robot fuck. But he commands attention despite that great stone face and one watches with awe and admiration for those impaled on that monster dick. As far as I can figure from the disjointed plot (written by Ken) Drew Larsen and Ken own a bar called Rykers Web. There is a large spider web in the bar, the strands of which are constructed of chains. It provides the background for only one scene. The film begins when Tom Katt and Chris Taylor arrive before opening and ask to be admitted for a game of pool. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Leo, Alexandre, Pedro, Alex Junior, Wanderley, Elias, Thiago Viana, Ugo
Studio: Arena
Release date: 5/27/2003
Men in Action (Arena) review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
A handsome dark-skinned Brazilian guy hauls himself out of the pool. No sooner has he sat down then the buzzer at the gate rings and he goes to open it to a muscular dude with a shaved head. They carry on a long conversation in Portuguese about various carryings-on of the bald dude. The first experience is with a very handsome (the best looking guy in the film) dark blond beauty who we first see lying on a leopard skin bench stroking his dick through his underwear. A totally naked guy walks into the frame and blondy begins sucking on his dick. The guy returns the favor and then guy after guy enters, all presenting their cocks for the blond to suck. The bald dude is among them. After the handsome blond has sucked them all and rimmed the muscular bald guy, El Baldo eats out his ass in order to prepare it for fucking. Then a gangbang starts with several of the guys sticking it to the blond beauty. The most impressive dick belongs to a black guy. It is the size of an arm, and indeed at one point he seems about to fist the blond. Sometimes the blond is plugged at both ends. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2003:
A handsome dark-skinned Brazilian guy hauls himself out of the pool. No sooner has he sat down then the buzzer at the gate rings and he goes to open it to a muscular dude with a shaved head. They carry on a long conversation in Portuguese about various carryings-on of the bald dude. The first experience is with a very handsome (the best looking guy in the film) dark blond beauty who we first see lying on a leopard skin bench stroking his dick through his underwear. A totally naked guy walks into the frame and blondy begins sucking on his dick. The guy returns the favor and then guy after guy enters, all presenting their cocks for the blond to suck. The bald dude is among them. After the handsome blond has sucked them all and rimmed the muscular bald guy, El Baldo eats out his ass in order to prepare it for fucking. Then a gangbang starts with several of the guys sticking it to the blond beauty. The most impressive dick belongs to a black guy. It is the size of an arm, and indeed at one point he seems about to fist the blond. Sometimes the blond is plugged at both ends. [read the full review]
X-Chat@Boys review summaries:
Joe Shaver's
As we can tell from the title, this little treatise is centered on the Internet. It is a Mans Best German release that YMAC has confiscated to release in the U.S. We begin with a twink looking at x-chat@boys on the web. He is joined by another twink. They suck and the Internet viewer is fucked. In the second scene Leo Skala, a cute black-haired twink is playing with his laptop computer. Two other twinks join him to play with his laptop. (The computer has vanished.) One of them has shaved his pubic hair. (This turns me on!) Young baldy gets fucked by the others. In the third and final scene, Steeve Sanders and Leo and looking at the Internet before sucking cock. Then Steeve fucks Leo. With only three scenes YMAC shouldnt be charging much for this one. Sure the twinks twinkle and the sex is OK. [read the full review]
review from 5/26/2003:
As we can tell from the title, this little treatise is centered on the Internet. It is a Mans Best German release that YMAC has confiscated to release in the U.S. We begin with a twink looking at x-chat@boys on the web. He is joined by another twink. They suck and the Internet viewer is fucked. In the second scene Leo Skala, a cute black-haired twink is playing with his laptop computer. Two other twinks join him to play with his laptop. (The computer has vanished.) One of them has shaved his pubic hair. (This turns me on!) Young baldy gets fucked by the others. In the third and final scene, Steeve Sanders and Leo and looking at the Internet before sucking cock. Then Steeve fucks Leo. With only three scenes YMAC shouldnt be charging much for this one. Sure the twinks twinkle and the sex is OK. [read the full review]
Country Bares review summaries:
joeblow69's
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Casey & Peter OBrian Cast: Ryan Foxx, Christian Luke, Danny Rhymes, Kyle Richards, Bo Kingsley, Alal Gregory, Marck Cirrano, Atom Masters, Joey Torres Story: A group of city slickers, on their way to a cabin in the woods, get lost and end up at a ranch full of country bumpkins. Most of the scenes involve older guy/younger guy pairings. Scene One Starring: Marck Cirriano, Atom Masters, Joey Torres Holy cow, is this painful to watch. First off, there are no bears in this scene. Marck is more of a cub than anything. The old guy in this scene (Atom) has no business being in porn. That sounds cruel, but he seriously has never seen the inside of a gym in his life. Hell, hes got a bigger gut than me! To top it off, he cant get an erection. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2003:
[ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Director: Casey & Peter OBrian Cast: Ryan Foxx, Christian Luke, Danny Rhymes, Kyle Richards, Bo Kingsley, Alal Gregory, Marck Cirrano, Atom Masters, Joey Torres Story: A group of city slickers, on their way to a cabin in the woods, get lost and end up at a ranch full of country bumpkins. Most of the scenes involve older guy/younger guy pairings. Scene One Starring: Marck Cirriano, Atom Masters, Joey Torres Holy cow, is this painful to watch. First off, there are no bears in this scene. Marck is more of a cub than anything. The old guy in this scene (Atom) has no business being in porn. That sounds cruel, but he seriously has never seen the inside of a gym in his life. Hell, hes got a bigger gut than me! To top it off, he cant get an erection. [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Ricardo, Mauro, Igor, Tito, Pablo, Fabricio, Serginho, Joad Carlos
Studio: Arena
Directed by: Pedro Rocha
Release date: 10/17/2002
Boys at Play (Arena) review summaries:
Netguy 's
Im generally more into the vanilla fuck films, and although the cover doesnt feature the best looking of the boys, I thought I would give this one a shot. The entire film is shot in South America and features mainly young men with the exception of a couple, and most of the action all takes place around a pool area at a villa and one scene is in an SUV. The audio and video quality is superb and the DVD doesnt really contain anything in the way of extras. Well, let me tell you, the opening scene is one of the hottest Ive seen from two young performers in quite some time! These guys are fucking insatiable! It begins with the two of them sunbathing by the pool and quickly turns into an all out suck and fuck fest. Both have nice, brown, tanned bodies and are well hung. They both do an awesome job of giving head, going all the way down on each others erect cocks. Plenty of sucking and mouth fucking and a bit of 69 action ensues. [read the full review]
review from 4/22/2004:
Im generally more into the vanilla fuck films, and although the cover doesnt feature the best looking of the boys, I thought I would give this one a shot. The entire film is shot in South America and features mainly young men with the exception of a couple, and most of the action all takes place around a pool area at a villa and one scene is in an SUV. The audio and video quality is superb and the DVD doesnt really contain anything in the way of extras. Well, let me tell you, the opening scene is one of the hottest Ive seen from two young performers in quite some time! These guys are fucking insatiable! It begins with the two of them sunbathing by the pool and quickly turns into an all out suck and fuck fest. Both have nice, brown, tanned bodies and are well hung. They both do an awesome job of giving head, going all the way down on each others erect cocks. Plenty of sucking and mouth fucking and a bit of 69 action ensues. [read the full review]
Joe Shaver's
BOYS AT PLAY is great the way it pairs its players, and is one of the better South American films I have seen. The performers range from boys to hunky men. Mother Nature has generously endowed all, and all are quite experienced in man-to-man sex. Three of the four scenes take place around a pool; another takes place in the back of an SUV. (Now I know why the are so many of these on the roads these days.) The first sexual encounter is with two cute young twinks sunbathing by the pool. They play a little game of touchy-feely and are soon engaged in some sucking, sixty-nining, and a flip-flop fuck. They may be young, but they are definitely not new to the game. The second scene is the one in the SUV. It also establishes the neat pairings that occur in the rest of the film: that of opposites. Opposites may, or may not, attract, but they sure make for great viewing. One of these guys is muscular and has shaved all of his body hair including his pubic hair. The other is slender, and very hairy. What a combo! Both have big dicks. [read the full review]
review from 11/26/2002:
BOYS AT PLAY is great the way it pairs its players, and is one of the better South American films I have seen. The performers range from boys to hunky men. Mother Nature has generously endowed all, and all are quite experienced in man-to-man sex. Three of the four scenes take place around a pool; another takes place in the back of an SUV. (Now I know why the are so many of these on the roads these days.) The first sexual encounter is with two cute young twinks sunbathing by the pool. They play a little game of touchy-feely and are soon engaged in some sucking, sixty-nining, and a flip-flop fuck. They may be young, but they are definitely not new to the game. The second scene is the one in the SUV. It also establishes the neat pairings that occur in the rest of the film: that of opposites. Opposites may, or may not, attract, but they sure make for great viewing. One of these guys is muscular and has shaved all of his body hair including his pubic hair. The other is slender, and very hairy. What a combo! Both have big dicks. [read the full review]
Environmental Impact review summaries:
Net guy's
Having grown up near the St. Lawrence River I was really looking forward to viewing Legacy Entertainments Environmental Impact due to its locale and storyline and I wasnt disappointed. Well produced, directed, and featuring a hot, young Candian cast it sure delivered the goods! And for such a good price you must pick this one up! The story centers around a power plant just south of Montreal that wants to expand and a group of college students out to investigate its impact on the local environment. It opens with Mathias Bouvier, the professors assistant, telling the professor that he has seen what is going on and has his team investigating the situation. Roland Therrien and Toine Rousseau are part of the team and as Roland lifts up Toine to get some tree leaves Toines crotch is in his face. Having enjoyed it they decide to continue as Toine offers his dick to Roland. Roland goes to work on Toines hard dick and after a bit of sucking him it begins to rain and they head for shelter. [read the full review]
review from 8/28/2002:
Having grown up near the St. Lawrence River I was really looking forward to viewing Legacy Entertainments Environmental Impact due to its locale and storyline and I wasnt disappointed. Well produced, directed, and featuring a hot, young Candian cast it sure delivered the goods! And for such a good price you must pick this one up! The story centers around a power plant just south of Montreal that wants to expand and a group of college students out to investigate its impact on the local environment. It opens with Mathias Bouvier, the professors assistant, telling the professor that he has seen what is going on and has his team investigating the situation. Roland Therrien and Toine Rousseau are part of the team and as Roland lifts up Toine to get some tree leaves Toines crotch is in his face. Having enjoyed it they decide to continue as Toine offers his dick to Roland. Roland goes to work on Toines hard dick and after a bit of sucking him it begins to rain and they head for shelter. [read the full review]
