Animal Instincts (Arena) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/22/2004

ANIMAL INSTINCTS is a better than average Brazilian film that features an array of handsome young guys. It alternates regular suck & fuck scenes with those in which a person has metamorphosized into a tiger-man.

Our first couple seems to be at the zoo as the guys stand before a picture giving information on a tiger. They chatter away in Portuguese. Thereafter they retire to a secluded spot and start to have sex. One of them is a handsome blond; the other is short and dark and has a short goatee. The blond goes down on the dark one’s flaccid uncut cock and brings it to a standing. This little guy has an enormous whopper. The blond shuffles out of his briefs and we think it is his turn to get sucked, but he turns away and getting on all fours presents his butt for impalement. Big Little Man accepts the offer and thrusts into the waiting hole. The handsome bond is fucked in a variety of positions.

After both have cum and the dark-haired fucker is in a post-orgasmic state, the blond takes out a magic book with the English word “The Tiger” and when Big Little Man regains consciousness he has become a tiger. The makeup for these transformations is well done. A neat tiger mask is drawn on the face and dark tiger stripes are on the naked body. Red contact lenses complete the conversion. It’s really quite sexy! Our tiger man now goes on a prowl and discovers a young black. The tiger doesn’t eat him, however. It’s the other way around. The young black chows down on the tiger’s tool and gets fucked in a variety of positions. The tiger cums in the young black’s mouth. Ah, tiger’s milk!

We now meet a new couple: a handsome white-skinned youth and a slender golden-skinned one. The handsome youth—they are both good-looking—kneels and sucks the stiff arcing cock of the golden boy; then permits himself to be fucked in a variety of positions. So far, all of the scenes have followed the same formula. One stud sucks and gets fucked while the other remains a total top. This is the main weakness in the film. It would be much hotter if there were a little give and take. As it is, the scenes seem to go on too long. This changes for the final scene.

Our handsome blond is back with his magic book of The Tiger again. He is on the Internet. He zaps a picture on a web site and the next thing we know a very gorgeous tiger is approaching a muscular young man sitting at home. These two studs are the hottest things we have seen so far. Well worthy of appearing in a Bjorn or Kazan film. The bodies on them are to die for. The tiger sensuously licks the muscular stud. God but I find this erotic! As a child I always wanted a pet tiger. This sexy stud brings back those desires. And unlike the earlier tiger, this tiger eats his prey. The pecs on this tiger are succulent and the muscle stud finds them so. He also reciprocates by going down on the tiger’s tool. The tiger bends over to offer another part on his anatomy, and the muscle stud puts a stiff one between those striped bubble buns. I remember a limerick about a soon-to-be-unfortunate lady smiling as she rode on a tiger. This tiger-rider is very fortunate and both he and the tiger are smiling here.

The film was imaginative in its tiger gimmick. Pity it was not more imaginative in its sexual encounters. BUT WAIT! THERE IS A BONUS SCENE IN THE EXTRAS.

In the bonus we find the muscular stud that rode the tiger in the final escapade calling a hustler on the phone. When the hustler—a beautiful thing with a swimmer’s build—arrives, the muscle stud lowers the hustler’s pants and swallows the hireling’s bountiful rod. The fucker in the tiger scene, this muscular hunk bends over the coffee table to get fucked this time. He moves to a table, finally crawling up onto the table where the hustler follows to ride him sidesaddle. They finish up on the sofa where the hustler continues to plow into him. The hustler is the first to cum, but waits for his client to cum, too. The muscle hunk writes out a check for the hustler. Both guys certainly got their money’s worth. So, did I.