Red Center Review

Reviewed by Bone Bud  on  11/3/2004

Red Center is the hilarious and very hot story of Red and Bruce, 2 sheep shearers from Western Australia who have come all the way to Sydney after Red's aunt dies in a freak sheep dipping accident and leaves her inheritance to him. (By the way, if anyone knows what sheep dipping is, please let me know). Anyway, the 2 guys take the big city by storm, seducing men and filming it all on their camcorder. The result may just be the most entertaining porn movie I've ever seen.

The Plot
The film opens with Red talking into the camera and explaining how he and his pal Bruce have ended up in Sydney. Red is an adorable brunette with a scraggly five o'clock shadow and the same kind of hat worn by Crocodile Dundee. The pair's first stop is world famous Bondi Beach where they hope to find some hot surfers. Unfortunately the surfers aren't out today, but they do run into a cute skater-boy named Joey. Red asks Joey if he would be willing to show the out-of-towners some hospitality. Joey is a little hesitant to take them back to his place because his mum will be home shortly. But Red convinces him that it won't take long, and so Joey agrees. Back at Joey's, we learn that Joey is a straight boy who's never fooled around with his mates. But soon Red begins to seduce him and Joey seems to know exactly what he's doing. Joey's clothes come off, followed by Red's and we get to see that Red has a nice amount of fur covering his pecs. All the while, we hear Bruce voicing his approval from behind the camera. Joey sucks Red's dick, before Bruce decides he wants some action as well. He hands the camera off to Red, and we get to see Bruce for the first time, and I definitely like what I see! Bruce is a brunette, with a smooth, muscular build. The guys really seem to enjoy performing for the camera, and Bruce eventually fucks Joey. But during the middle of their fuck, the phone rings. Joey decides to answer it and it's his mum. She tells him she's going to be home in 20 minutes, and Joey tells her ok in between grunts. This scene had my laughing out loud it was so funny! Red and Bruce hand the camera back and forth a few more times, and due to a strategically placed mirror, we get to see that it really is just the two of them filming the sex - there's no lighting guy, no sound guy, no director. It lends an air of authenticity to the sex and makes it that much hotter. Eventually everybody cums.

In the second scene, Red and Bruce go looking for an apartment in Sydney because they're going to need a place to stay. They stop by a high-rise and Sean the real estate agent shows them the view from one of the units. Red decides that he likes the view of Sean's crotch and soon Sean is stripped to his underwear. Sean is thin and blonde, and to be honest isn't really my type. But the sex is still hot. It's the same setup as before, with Red and Bruce trading off filming and fucking. And a few times, the guy filming is able to get a blowjob while he rolls the camera. The only problem is that we don't get to see Red shoot his load. Bit of a disappointment.

Next up, Red and Bruce venture down to the Sydney Opera House where they pick up a German tourist named Marc. Marc has dark-blonde hair and a decent build. He says he's a top only, and wants to fuck Bruce. So Red takes control of the camera and films the other two as they go at it. Bruce ends up being a pretty good bottom actually, and I think I'm becoming more and more enamored with him! He gives a blowjob to Red while he's getting fucked so that Red doesn't get left out completely. What a gentleman. Marc even takes over camera duties for a bit so that Red can fuck his pal. Eventually they all cum and Marc shoots an especially nice load.

In scene four, Red and Bruce meet a roller-blader in the park. Turns out he's a French guy named Pascal, and as with most French guys, he's cute. They go back to their apartment, where Pascal has no problem shedding his clothes for the camera. Pretty soon Red and Bruce are naked as well and all 3 start sucking and fucking.

In the final scene, our boys are back at the beach and run into a jogger named Steve. He's a cute guy who asks Red and Bruce if they want to go back to his place. He seems very eager to get into some action. He ends up being fairly verbal, and is obviously enjoying himself. There's a bit of oral between Red and Steve, but most of the scene is Bruce bottoming for Steve. They both eventually cum (Steve shoots off a volcanic shot) and I was truly sad to see this movie end. I felt like I got to know Red and Steve in the course of the film and I wanted to know what kind of adventures they got up to next!

Overall Thoughts
The only thing I can compare this movie to would be the Damon Blows America series from Treasure Island Video. It's basically like watching someone's home movies. But there's a freshness here that makes this movie unique. Not only is the sex hot, but Red and Bruce have actual comedic talent which makes this movie really fun to watch. Hopefully they'll be back again very soon because they deserve to be big stars!