Red Center Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/8/2005

RED CENTER: SHEEP SHEARERS IN THE CITY. At first the title was a puzzle to me. I would have immediately understood AUSSIE ANAL ADVENTURES, GOING UNDER DOWN UNDER, or THE WHIZZER OF OZ, but RED CENTER meant nothing to me. So, in order not to be thought a “drongo” I went to my book of Australian slang. Nothing.

It turns out the hero is named “Red Center”. But why he’s named Red Center is even more of a mystery as he doesn’t have red hair. Instead he has dark hair—including a nice bush on his slender chest. He’s a sexy bloke with enough patter and charm to lure the koalas from the trees. The accent is thick and heavy. The plot tells us that he inherited money from his aunt who was killed in a sheep-dipping incident. (Yeah, there’s humour here.) So with the money from his inheritance he and his fellow sheep-shearer Bruce (yes, ‘Bruce’) have taken a camera and gone to Sydney to record their good times. What we see is the result. Five guys succumb to their charms and we witness their seduction and eventual boffing by these two horny mates. RC and Bruce are both stars and cameramen and in the empty apartment in scene two we witness in a full-length mirror RC holding the camera while Bruce bangs away at the rental agent.

When they first arrive in the city though, they head to the beach where they hope to find surfers. They don’t find any, but they do find a young skateboarder, Joey. In no time at all RC talks Joey into inviting them back to his place. Joey lives with his mother—who luckily is out—and the dildo the boys find under the sofa cushions supposedly belongs to her. Clothed, Joey didn’t look too inviting, but once out of his clothes (RC undresses him) he is more than pleasing and his hard cock shows he is turned on. Well, before long this ‘straight’ kid is having his cock sucked, the dildo shoved up his bum, fucked by both guys, and loving every minute of it. He sucks some dick too before it’s over. The score: visitors 1.

Purporting to rent an apartment, the boys are ushered into an empty one by Sean, a handsome young rental agent. He’s a natural blond as we soon see. They boys decide not to take the apartment (I would in an instant, especially if the agent came with it.) But they do decide to take the real estate agent. He succumbs to RC’s kisses, is stripped out of his clothes, and is thoroughly enjoying his deep-throated blowjob. When Bruce takes over (Bruce is uncut by the way) the blond stud ends up on his hands and knees with Bruce’s cock up his rear and cameraman RC’s cock in his mouth. RC has a go at his ass as well. The score: visitors 2.

Marc is picked up outside the Sydney Opera House. He seems to be a tourist, but has a place to go. He makes it clear that he doesn’t give up his ass: “My ass is mine,” but he wants to fuck Bruce. Bruce is willing. I liked Marc less than any of the tricks, and must admit to doing a bit of fast-forwarding here. That is until Red took over fucking Bruce. It was a good old-fashioned fuck in the missionary position. I was a bit surprised at this point to discover these guys were fuck-buddies. It seemed almost incestuous.

In Centennial Park they pick-up Pascal, a cute guy on roller skates. Why are you filming me?” he stops to ask. He is French and has a bit of trouble understanding, but when he does he’s all for it. Red asks him to undress and when Pascal does we see the kid has a nice firm body. There is some hair on his young chest. His uncut cock is humongous and the foreskin covers it even when the shaft is rampant. Red sucks on that baby like it’s the tastiest flesh stick on the continent. “You’ve got to try some of this,” he generously offers Bruce. As always, Bruce is willing. Bruce seems to have his effect on Pascal, because now the cherry glans pops out of the foreskin. Bruce lays the boy over a coffee table and continues sucking. Red moves into position with his camera to feed Pascal some dick. Pascal Likes Red’s cock as much as Red liked his, and he sits up to have a better go at it. He also has a taste of Bruce. Once again Bruce lays him over the coffee table. This time literally. Pascal emits beaucoup cum.

Once again the boys head to the ocean. But again there are no surfers. However, they spy a jogger, Steve, and Red approaches him. “How did you now I was gay?” he asks. Steve is just full of questions and even after they are back at his place he continues to yabber: “Who are you doing this film for? Is it just for you guys? Does Bruce like wet seconds? Does Bruce like to get fucked? Is Bruce going to join us?" But Red can’t answer as Steve’s cock is in his mouth. (Now if my cock were in Red’s mouth, the last thing I would want was someone else joining us.) Nevertheless Steve gets his wish and fucks Bruce, making it now: Visitors 3, Locals 2. But no one is a loser here. Steve’s final question as he shot a load of spunk onto his belly was “Is that OK?” Onya, Steve.
Onya, Red. Onya, Bruce.

It’s summer in Australia now. I wish I had the money to escape our winter and rent that apartment the mates were shown. Of course I’d certainly make a trip to the Outback and seek out Red and Bruce. Maybe they’d like to make another film.