Bear Fluffer Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/4/2004

Overly mature guys with bald heads, hairy chests, big bellies and tiny dicks that are mostly limp poorly photographed having mediocre—often comical—sex sums this one up.

Kurt Logan, who wants to appear in porn, arrives to tryout for JYD. Kurt is the smallest bear here, which means he weighs in around 260. JYD who is h-u-g-e with a gray mustache and goatee goes about snapping pix while his fluffer, Brock Kulman, gives Kurt a helping hand and mouth. Eventually JYD will join them. Dicks stay limp for the most part (JYD being the exception.) At one point Brock tries to sit on Kurt’s cock that is fairly hard with the help of a cock ring, but he only succeeds in squashing it. It never gets in the hole and the bit becomes unintentionally funny. They give up trying and Kurt, after some frantic flogging, eventually cums and goes.

There is a second scene in a toilet with Brock and Vossi Bear. Vossi is wearing a leather harness. It enabled the film to reach a length of 60 minutes although I was more than willing for it to have ended much sooner.

If you are looking for a Big Daddy, I don’t think you will find him here.