Men in Action (Arena) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/2/2003

A handsome dark-skinned Brazilian guy hauls himself out of the pool. No sooner has he sat down then the buzzer at the gate rings and he goes to open it to a muscular dude with a shaved head. They carry on a long conversation in Portuguese about various carryings-on of the bald dude.

The first experience is with a very handsome (the best looking guy in the film) dark blond beauty who we first see lying on a leopard skin bench stroking his dick through his underwear. A totally naked guy walks into the frame and blondy begins sucking on his dick. The guy returns the favor and then guy after guy enters, all presenting their cocks for the blond to suck. The bald dude is among them. After the handsome blond has sucked them all and rimmed the muscular bald guy, El Baldo eats out his ass in order to prepare it for fucking. Then a gangbang starts with several of the guys sticking it to the blond beauty. The most impressive dick belongs to a black guy. It is the size of an arm, and indeed at one point he seems about to fist the blond. Sometimes the blond is plugged at both ends. The scene ends when all cum on the blond who doesn’t cum at all and, in fact, never even gets hard.

A solo interlude follows, wherein a young mechanic stops working on a car to check out his tool.

It’s back to the pool for another tale to follow. This time the muscular dude tells of an experience in a T-room. As he is pissing in the urinal (alas we don’t see any pissing) he reaches over and takes the hand of the dark-skinned guy standing beside him and places it on his dick. The guy’s mouth soon follows. Baldo tries sucking his pick-up's cock but it never gets hard and it looks like Baldo’s pulling taffy. So, the pick-up goes back to sucking Baldo. Then they try a 69, but the camera wisely stays on the dude sucking Baldo since Baldo’s dick is stiff. Baldo gives up trying to put life in the other’s cock and goes to eating ass. Then the pick-up goes back to sucking Baldo, and sucking Baldo, and sucking Baldo. This goes on for ages and gets extremely boring until Baldo cums in the guy’s mouth.

Another solo interlude features a thin man cranking a pump before cranking himself. He has an incredibly huge dick and really low hanging balls that differ greatly in both length and size. This unique basket produces a really big load.

El Baldo now tells his poolside friend another tale about the handsome blond from scene one. The black dude with the big dick pays him a call and goes for seconds—well, actually thirds. Once again the handsome blond sucks the enormous dick and takes it up the ass in a variety of positions. Once gain he doesn’t get hard and he doesn’t cum and he doesn’t seem to be enjoying it. It hurts.

The next solo interlude is with a well-built guy who yanks off in the bath. He has a smooth body to show off a neat spider tattoo. Only a wisp of hair remains above his cock.

Now it is time for El Baldo and his poolside buddy to get it on. El Baldo sucks his friend’s big brown boner and bends over for a buggering, but he’s not able to take it all. The big-dicked buddy remains strictly trade.

The photo gallery consists only of pix of El Baldo, the limp-dicked dude in the toilet, and the big-dicked black. There are the standard chapter selections.

Except for scene one and the solos, the film is quite dull. There also seems to be some problem with the CD pressing. My copy seemed to stick in various places in scenes 1 & 3, so I borrowed a friend’s copy and discovered it did the same thing in the same places. I concluded, therefore, this would happen in all. The only thing I took away from this film was the hope that if I ever get to Brazil I could get the handsome blond who was gangbanged as my translator and see if I couldn’t make his life hard.