Beyond Paradise Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/8/2004

This film opens with a scene I first saw as a bonus scene in Animal Instincts. In it we find a handsome stud calling a hustler on the phone. When the hustler—a beautiful thing with a swimmer’s build—arrives, the john lowers the hustler’s pants and swallows the hireling’s bountiful rod. The handsome client then bends over the coffee table to get fucked. After a time, he moves to a larger table. Finally, he crawls up onto the table and lies in a fetal position where the hustler follows to ride him sidesaddle. They finish up back on the sofa where the hustler continues to plow into him. The hustler is the first to cum, but waits for his client to cum, too. The hunk writes out a check for the hustler. Both guys certainly got their money’s worth. So, did I. I just couldn’t figure out why such a handsome guy would need to pay for sex.

In the second scene, a scruffy man in his thirties (he’s the oldest guy in the film) is at his bathroom sink when his young slender lover comes in. The lover has a really big uncut cock and the older guy gladly falls to his knees for morning worship. The big-dicked youngster does suck Daddy’s limp dick for a few seconds but gives up when it doesn’t get hard and just lets Daddy go back to work on his stiff one. Daddy gets fucked all over the bathroom in a variety of positions. That’s what happens when you take a younger lover, the kid takes charge.

As it was in the first scene it’s hustler time again. An attractive young guy calls a hustler from an ad he finds in the paper, and—zoom—the hustler is immediately at the door. It must be one of those deals where if the hustler doesn’t deliver in twenty minutes the ass is free. So, in a flash, the sloe-eyed slender hustler is blowing the client. Both are young and quite good-looking. The client’s cock is long and hard. The hustler’s cock is short and limp. The john gets rimmed. The hustler sits on the client’s cock. It’s all one-sided, but I suppose that’s the way it is for some hustlers with client’s who just want to get their rocks off. He sits on the cock and is then roughly fucked in various positions. The client cums. The hustler gets his money and leaves. Again I am wondering why an attractive young man needs to call a hustler and pay for sex. But for this selfish fucker maybe he only wants to take and not give. Oh well, as Hitchcock once observed, it’s only a movie.

Scene four brings us the beautiful youth on the cover. He and an equally handsome friend are by the pool watching a dark-skinned gardener. Even though I don’t understand Portuguese I know they are having “evil” thoughts. The gardener comes over and they have no difficulty talking him into joining them in a bit of suck & fuck. The cover boy goes down on his friend briefly before attacking the gardener’s big black rod. He shares it with his friend. These three guys are absolutely beautiful. You would expect to see them in a Bjorn epic. The dark-skinned gardener sits on a banister for the friend to suck his huge meat. Coverboy sucks his friend. Finally Coverboy goes and gets a mattress, which he spreads on the porch so his friend can lie on it and get fucked. The gardener’s big black dick slides into the young shaven ass. And what is Coverboy doing during all this? He’s feeding his friend cock. Coverboy gets on all fours for the friend to fuck him. Woof, woof. The friend then sits on Coverboy’s cock and goes back to sucking the big black dick. Coverboy and the black hunk attempt to masturbate on the friend, and maybe they do, but I’ve seen more pre-cum than their loads. The friend, on the other hand (no pun intended) shoots a gusher.

There is a bonus scene from SKIN ON SKIN. A Cute Muscular twink—the hustler from scene three—goes to open a hotel door. (We know it’s a hotel because the room rates are posted on the door.) He admits a handsome young hunk with a beauty mark mole on his chin. Both sit on the bed and kiss. The hustler removes his handsome client’s shirt and sucks on his tits. The next thing we know he’s got the client’s cock in his mouth. He starts to put a condom on the cock and the next thing we know we are in another of those documentary close-ups with him sitting on a cock with just the head of it in his ass. He only takes the head. It never goes all the way in. As in scene three, the hustler’s dick is as soft as melted cheese. I never knew a cock could retreat that far into a foreskin and get that small. He next sprawls on his belly to take the dickhead that way; then doggy, then sidesaddle; then missionary; then in a sort of pretzel position. The client jacks off onto his face. (In SKIN ON SKIN the hustler then sucked the spent dick. Here the scene ends with the client cumming.) Once again the hustler is just a hole. Somebody should remedy that by paying a bit of attention to his needs. The kid deserves it.

Brazil may not be beyond paradise, but it might seem damn close with handsome guys like these. I’m calling my travel agent.