Tag You're It Review

The Plot
Poor Tag Adams can’t get any respect. All he wants to do is be a big porn star, but nobody will listen to him. Instead, he’s stuck being a gopher on a porn set, and watching the sex from a distance. This movie starts with 2 actors having sex while they’re being filmed for a porno. Neither of them is what I would call conventionally attractive. But I wouldn’t kick them out of bed, either. One is bald, goateed, and has a lightly hairy chest. The other has nice furry pecs, and big round nipples. We’re off to a decent start. In the next scene, one of the actors of the porno being filmed shows up and demands to be paid more than what he originally agreed to. The director is furious, but what can he do? Without the actor, there is no movie. The actor (who is a bitchy little twink) then demands a blowjob, and the director again has little choice but to agree. They end up fucking, but ultimately the pair generates very little heat. The bitchy twink does shoot a very nice load, however, and the age difference between the 2 men was somewhat of a turn on for me. In the third scene, an actor in the porno is having his make-up re-touched, when he asks the make-up guy to be his fluffer for the next scene. The make-up guy is happy to oblige. They end up fucking as well, and unlike the last pair, these 2 are able to at least generate a few sparks. But overall the scene is ho-hum. Thankfully, Tag is back for the final scene. Unfortunately, so is the bitchy twink. He is performing a scene but can’t seem to get it up. So he storms off the set. And much to everyone’s delight, Tag is his replacement. Tag gets on his knees and sucks dick like his life depends on it. FINALLY, some passion in this movie! The camera men get so turned on that they drop their cameras, and their pants, and join the action too. Thankfully, both camera men are fairly attractive, and the sex here sizzles. This is a great way to end the movie!

What I liked
Tag Adams is definitely the best thing about this movie. He truly is one of the best bottoms in the business right now, and I wouldn’t be surprised if his scene is nominated for some sort of award.

What I disliked
Some of the men in this movie just didn’t do it for me. It’s not that they were ugly, but they were just very average. I’ve seen much better looking guys at my local gym. And at only 4 scenes, this movie was a bit short.

Overall Thoughts
Overall this was a decent film, though it didn’t quite live up to my expectations. But if you’re a Tag Adams fan (as I am), then it may be worth it just for the last scene alone.