Men Of The Midnight Hour Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/18/2003

How appropriate I thought that a DVD entitled “Men of the Midnight Hour” should arrive just in time for Halloween. The Pix on the cover looked exciting and it was with joyous expectation that I popped it into the DVD player.

First up—and I mean UP—was a husky dude wearing a silky black cape and a silver mask that covered his entire face who was outside on a patio with a beautifully built stud clad only in red bikini briefs who was wearing a jester’s half-mask that left the mouth free for cocksucking. And suck cock he did. Eventually this sucking Adonis stripped out of those bikini briefs to reveal a really succulent piece of uncut meat. Unfortunately his churlish partner was not the least bit interested in it! He was interested, however, in those meaty buns and soon gave them a standing fuck. After a time they got more comfortable as the caped crusader lay back on a bench and our muscular Adonis sat on the caped lout’s dick and rode it. Then handsome rose and took off his mask to reveal a face as beautiful as that smooth gorgeous bod. It took a lot of days in the gym to develop this awesome body and a lot of practice with others before taking this big dick in his ass. He jacks off during his bouncing ride on the thick meat and spatters his fucker’s belly with his sperm. Then he lies on the bench as his fucker stands over him and deposits his load. Despite the fact that one these guys was strictly trade, it was a good scene. But alas, the rest of the film fell far short.

There were no costumes of any kind in the next scene. And from here to the end to the final scène the lighting was so garish that the film appeared to be over-exposed. Two guys enter a one-bedroom apartment, shuck off their clothes and get right down to it. The active one (he who sucks and gets fucked) was an attractive twenty-something with curly hair. His partner was short and muscular and had no hair. For the most part El Baldo just lay there letting Curly suck on his cock. He did engage in a brief 69 for 9 seconds before fucking Curly doggy-style. Curly played “ride’em cowboy” for a while before getting stuffed missionary and side-saddle. (El Baldo kept glancing furtively at the camera, and there was a lot of off-camera noise in this scene. In particular, a squeaking door that led one to believe that they were about to be joined by a vampire or goblin at any moment. But it was just some clod being a clumsy nuisance.)

There was a vampire in the third scene. He was wearing the silky cape the lout was wearing in scene one. The lout was in the scene too, but he no longer had his cape. It had been confiscated by the vampire. The muscular handsome hunk from scene one was in the scene also along with several others. Obviously the scene was intended to be a sort of Walpurgis Night orgy with the vampire presiding over his undead prey. But it lacked any form or order. A highlight was when one of the guys was double-fucked, but it went by quickly. The vampire got his dick sucked and his boot licked. But the handsome hunk from scene one stole the scene from him. Not only did handsome chatter up a storm in Portuguese (yes, it’s a Brazilian film) but also sat on not one—but two dildos—and then lay back on the floor and reinserted them to double-dildo himself. (I told you that hole had had practice for that cock in scene one.) All cum on him to end the scene.

I thought the film had ended but we encountered a good-looking stud that enters a pool before stripping off his trunks to show off his ass and dick. He splashes around bit and then continues to show us his assets. Sticking a finger up his ass he continues to tease and flirt. He’s quite taken with himself and has a certain right to be. The camera loves him almost as much as he loves himself. He plays with his uncut cock for a bit but it doesn’t get hard, so it’s back to the pool to splash around a bit more and shove fingers up his butt. (You know I think I've seen this scene in another film!) The dude doesn’t jackoff and cum. What a tease and disappointment!

As you can see only scenes one and three seem to have anything to do with the title and supposed theme. The other two scenes seem to have been tacked on from some other film to pad it out. I know the last scene was.

Great looking studs. But if you are looking for something for your Halloween party, putting the hose on the fireman is a better bet.